>be me
>26 year old IT specialist
>dating a 21 year old girl for around a month
>she finally lets me go down on her
>I start eating her wet pussy
>somewhere in the middle she farts in my face
>I decide to ignore and continue
>she farts again
>Are you done??
>she smiles
>ohshit.jpg
>she sprays my face with warm shit
>smells so bad that I faint
>when I wake up I see that she has pissed all over the bedroom floor
What are your weird sex stories /b/ros?
>be 16
>dating girl (we lost our virginity to each other)
>hitting it from the back
>look down at her ass hole
>wait I think I see something
>dafuq.jpg
>look closer while keeping rhythm
>it's a piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole
>dick starting to go limp
>couldn't cum
That was 7 years ago lol