>itt we act like complete chicken eating niggers until someone

>>723576833
eeba dobba doba. soun gud, bos

>>723576970
Ayy mayn thangz, we gun get dis shit rawlin y'all feel me dawg

Wow what an original and hilarious thread. Truly epic /B/ro

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ayo hol up
so u wuz sayin
dat we wuz kangs
and shieet

>>723577220
Man shut your muhfuggin mouth trap loving honky ass biotch

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt

>>723577258
We wuzn just kangz, but aliens too

http://www.mrctv.org/blog/black-unc-columnist-black-people-are-aliens

>>723576833
sup nigga ima hol up dem fuc boyz rolln.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Y'all niggas bettah cash me ousside

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DIS GON B GUD MUH NIGUS LUTS RAP N RAEP MA BOIS N STEEEL DINDU NUFIN MUH NIGGUHS REICEST CUUUUUUUPS

>>723578341
Versace Versace Medusa come on me like I'm luminati
>this is a gated community please get the fuck off my property

Sheiiiit nigga, where da cracker bwoys at ?

>>723578982
MY nigga where da white women at yoyoyo POST WHITE CHICKS MAYN AIGHT SHIEET

>>723577220

The fuck you jus' fuckin' say to me fuck boi? Ima have you know I dropped out of highscool, freshman fuckin' year, and I been in MAD fuckin' drivebys, nigga. I done sold over 3HUNNA ounces of DANK-ASS kush. I be knowin' how to fuckin blast yo sorry ass an' I got the most fuckin' kills south side. You ain't nothin' to me but some fuckin' FAKE nigga tryna talk shit just AXIN' me to fuckin' BEAT YO ASS, swear to fuckin' JESUS, nigga. You fuckin' think you can jus' get AWAY with sayin' that shit, bitch? THINK AGAIN, NIGGA. I got my fuckin' crew and dey be fuckin' tired of the shit you be sayin'. You better be fuckin, READY, bitch, 'cause my niggas gonna fuckin cap you. Nigga, you fuckin' dead. I WILL cap yo sorry ass the FUCK OUTTA COMPTON. I got my NIGGAS and they ain't playin' no more. Nigga, if you had ANY IDEA about how fuckin' stupid what you said was, you'd a kept yo fuck nigga mouth shut, but you fuckin' didnt, bitch nigga, and now you better get the FUCK outta Compton. You fucked, boi.

>>723576833
STOP GOOD SIRS

>>723579249
The fuck you say to me, bruh? The fuck you fukkin saying to me, homes? Nigga I been workin on these streets and I will kill. yo. ass.

>>723579249
MAN TOO EARLY YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA MUHFUGGIN RUIN THE FLOW DIS SHIT I OTTA BLRHKDMS MAN WADUFUGMANISWEARYOUGONGETITMANSHIIIIEEEEET

>>723579249
Shuddup yo bitch ass cracker geddout mah neighborhood or imma gonna call mah niggas to pop your head out

Y'all niggaz dumb af.

>>723579740
Dafug man why you perpetuating the stereotype and swizzle, y'all need church and saving, for WEeee are IMPUuurrre. SAAAVEE US FROM OURSELLVVvees

>>723579740
The FUCK you say to me, nigga?

Y'all bitch ass niggers better roll trips awready.
shieeet

>>723580014
Step ASIIiiide child, for I SHALL ROLL US TRIPS!

>>723580077
MAN MUHFUGGIN SHIT I FUCKDUP NYIGGA

>>723580077
NIGGA YOU FAILED

I love cock.

>>723580244
You failed too bitch IMMA SHOOT YOU BLAP BLAP

>>723580077
>>723580077
Yor crakka ass ain't gonna roll a shat nigga

>>723580360
MO'FUKKA WHAT YOU SAY?
Crip. Lyfe. Mo. Fukker.
BANG BANG

>>723576833
Fucking black ass nigger jews

niggaz lets go to france and burn some cops yo its okay we still has welfare anyway

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DIS A BLOOD THREAD YOU FUKKIN BUCK NIGGUHS

>>723580561
Crip cause you a cripple when discussing BLOOD DRAW YO BLOOD NIGGA BERCAP BERCAP HIT

>>723580692
Thts job for Muslims nigga, Chicago's on ma hommie

>>723580888
Pardon me, good sir, I was in the wrong.

>>723580888
I beg forgiveness.

>>723580888
What is this peasantry ? Burn these filthy hate spilling demons !

>>723580888
Good Ser, thanks for rolling trips and put an end to this lunacy

>>723580888
Oh shieet whathe appening? MY DICK IS SHRINKING, MY muscles waining, my mind growing, and myou luster for parliamentary power hth taken me over fine chaps, a spot of tea whIle we discuss the future of our glorious country where the sun never sets perchance? I finally rolled them after many attempts! Welcome to my humble thread

What is this "blood" and "krip" of which you speak, gentlemen?

Yall nigguhs aint shit, imma post up in this bitch and cuck yo cracka asses!

>>723581109
My we were stuck in a horrible trance! Thread originator hear, I do hope it never happens again

>>723581120
Who's is this uncivilised nigro savage, may I ask?

>>723581120
Why, he must be lynched! He has violated our white women and insulted our feelings.

>>723580888
I beg your pardon Sir? what on earth did you mean by such a queer and abhorrent outburst?

>>723581201
One who was not affected by the transformation to...a better civilization. Tis our burden as Whitemen to educate the negros so he may be of our kind

>>723581329
Oh do stay here good chaps! Methinks I require company to stave off depression

>>723581459
Why certainly, good gentleman!

Tisk Tisk good chaps whats with this peasantry

>>723581592
Thank you my good man, let us speak of merriment and civilized procedures! I hear the aboriginal half caste education camps have worked wonders on the populace of Australia

>>723581796
Howdy partner yippy kaiyay nigger

Greetings gentlemen ! May I offer you a cup of fine chinese tea ?
I say, we're better off these filthy black skinned people.

>>723582172
It's...a new process

>>723582401
Thank you good man, my this tea is wonderful!

>>723582401
Good sir, I simply must congratulate you on this tea. Quite exquisite!