I need hel /b/. I have a huge crush on this girl from my uni

>>723574405
>pull your pants down and start jerking it infront of her in a clown mask

Wont help you at all but youll feel an immense rush

>>723574405
Get super super drunk, show up at her doorstep tuesday afternoon wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and white socks.

I guarantee you she will notice you.

>>723574540
But annon, I'm already a clown.

>>723574564
Will she fuck me? Because I need that black pussy man.

>>723574405

Make small talk. Do not appear needy. Just chitchat and keep it light and fun. Do not make any jokes unless you're certain she'll understand them.

>>723574662
We already talk daily, we are kinda close friends. But she has told me many times she does not want a relationship.

>>723574405
Ok OP I think your problem (much like most of the people here) is that you are trying the rifle approach to dating instead of the shotgun approach. The rifle approach is scrutinizing every flaw a person has when trying to find a mate. This is what women do and it works for them because men are more likely to try and find a girl than girls will try and find a guy. Guys have always and should always try and stick with the shotgun approach when trying to find a mate. Cast your net wide and talk to every woman you see, it doesn't even have to be sexual. Just talk to woman, literally every one of them you see. It will build your confidence and it will increase your chances of finding that one girl that just clicks with you. Always remember this. A net cast wide catches more fish. Also it helps to have a nice job and a hobby or two.

>>723574765
Then it's not going to work out, move on.

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>>723574405
Quit being a nigger

>>723574822
I honesty think you are right but this one nigger bitch has got me crazy. I got the jungle fever anon, what do?

>>723574822
+1 on this.
Confidence is the game, get off 4chan and build some.

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>>723574908
Shut that pretty mouth boi.

>>723575086
I am barely here anon, trust me I have plenty.

shit in your pants. Her maternal instincts take over and when she starts to change your pants, get an erection and say that it happens because of her.

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>>723575105
You really think I'm beautiful?

>>723575059
I already told you, talk to as many woman as possible. If it doesn't work out then you move on to the next one. Women out number men on the planet so it's exceedingly more easy and efficient to just talk to more women and get them than it is to just try for this 1 girl that may or may not want to be with you. Guys and women criteria for dating is so much different, so your best bet is to find and talk to a larger pool of women. Shotgun approach.

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>>723575325
I got my eyes on that boi pusi

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>>723575519
And if I manage to get more than one woman? (a man can dream)

>>723575681
Then at that point you fuck/date the one with the biggest breasts and you keep the other on stand by.

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>>723574405
leave 4chan and stop masturbating so much.

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straighten that fro out and i'd be tempted. please gas me before i make a mistake.

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>>723574405
Nigger

>>723574405
You can't... Welcome to hell

I'm a professor in trans gender studies and the effects it has on pedo's and i suggest that u simply walk up to her and ask her out to dinner.

>>723576227
Let that jungle fever sink in boii, black pussi is superior pussi

>>723576448
Already did once, did not work.

>>723576356
Im not a relfection on your mirror, boi

>>723576526
r u op? and u asked her out already and she refused.??.. so move on, or kidnapp her and post pics

>>723574405
>smart/funny/hot
>black but not a nigger
sounds like a rarity. if you're on here asking how to get noticed, youre already not good enough.

>>723574405
Give her hell, she'll love you.

>>723576632
Make her drunk and take her into the woods? sounds like fun.

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>>723576673
Nigga im not you.

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Afro girls are god tier OP

Man up and get that a+ mulatto pussy

>pic related

>>723577193
I'm from Puerto Rico. Mulato women everywhere. Big booties are plenty