Please rate my resignation letter and also what would you put

Bump for input and also how would you write your resognition letter.

Yes I could write:

P45 please and GTFO.

But where would the fun be in that?
Help me write a letter the fucktards will remember.

Lolol. HR are going to laugh you out of the office. Just quit without having a fucking cry man, you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>723574211
Yea, I know it's abit of a cry.

My departure will cause enough disruption without making a song and dance about it.
Only problem is the person who it will cause the most hassle for I don't actually want to hurt.
My manager will feel all the pain from this and they haven't actually done anything wrong to me, infact they have put their neck on the line for me.
It's the big wigs in their ivory towers I want to hurt.

Bump for input.

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>>723572601
>To whom it may concern,
>I’d like to provide my letter of resignation and termination of my contract at Direct anal rupture ltd.
Perhaps rephrase, e.g. "I am writing to give notice that I will be terminating my contract". Tell them right off the bat what you're doing and state it unambiguously
>Whilst as always I endeavor to limit the negative impact on the company and on the individuals directly effected. I no longer wish to be part of the bum hole invaders ghost team and/or governed by the 10' and above upper management team and wish to leave all your ass holes immediately.
Say you apologise for the disruption rather than saying you always endeavour to reduce it.
>I apologize for the inconvenience this will undoubtedly cause but feel it to be no longer unavoidable.
Saying "this may cause" comes off as less self-centred than saying inevitably. "x can no longer avoided" rather than "x is no longer unavoidable"
>I myself, have made all and every sacrifice I am willing to make on the company’s behalf, with little to no return policy been provided in return.
"Myself" is a little redundant, not really necessary. Rephrase to avoid double use of "return"
>My performance and conduct has been scrutinized recently and I can only assume that due to no findings my contract is still active to this date. I do however feel victimized by your actions.
Rephrase to something like "I am aware that my actions and performance have recently come under scrutiny despite [words to the effect of dindu nuffin], which has left me feeling unfairly treated and victimised.

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>I wish the company every success in its future endeavors but feel this success will be unattainable under the company’s current regime and that the company's current regime will only result in further desertion of their practices.
Make it a little shorter, this isn't the main focus and should not be given too much attention. Also don't use "desertion practices". I'd lean towards advising not to mention it at all.
>I would also like to make it known that I will be seeking legal advice on the events of Friday and the company's obligations on providing safe and reliable ass hole insertion.
Noice
>Again, I regret that this is the decision I have been forcibly pushed towards.
Rephrase to something like "Again, I regret that I have had to take this action but [recent events] have left me with no choice in the matter.
>However with no feeling of job security or recognition of the hard work I have provided thus far, I feel we should part ways so we can both advance towards our desired anal goals.
Not sure what's being said here, clarify or remove
>Yours Sincerely
>anon

As a Britfag, ALWAYS use an "s" rather than a "z" in words like victimised, improvised etc. Whilst not strictly wrong, the "z" is an American thing.

G'luck anon

>>723575733
>>723575760
Thank you anon, brilliant input!

Actually got some good advice britfag. Good Luck!

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to give notice that I will be terminating my contract at Teenage mutant ninja anal raiders ltd.
Please provide my P45 at your earliest convenience.

Whilst I appologise for any negative impact on the company and on the individuals directly effected I do however no longer wish to be part of the colon exploration team and/or governed by the red ring sting upper management team and wish to leave the itchy ass hole team immediately.

I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause but I feel I can no longer put up with your bull shit.


How we looking so far?

>>723577240
affected, rather than effected

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to give notice that I will be terminating my contract at Teenage mutant ninja anal raiders ltd.
Please provide my P45 at your earliest convenience.


Whilst I appologise for any negative impact on the company and on the individuals directly affected I do however no longer wish to be part of the colon exploration team and/or governed by the red ring sting upper management team and wish to leave the itchy ass hole team immediately.
I apologise for the inconvenience this may cause but I feel I can no longer put up with your bull shit.

I have made many sacrifice and all I am willing to make on the company’s behalf, with little to nothing provided in return.

Whilst I accept I have made mistakes in the past, at no point have I broken company rules or procedure.
I am aware that my actions and performance have recently come under scrutiny despite the extra effort I have always provided, which has left me feeling unfairly treated and victimised.

Rework:

I am aware that my actions and performance have recently come under scrutiny despite never having broken company rules and procedure, plus the extra effort I have always provided, which has left me feeling unfairly treated and victimised.

I wish the company every success in its future endeavors but feel this success will be short lived and
under constant unjustified reform, judging by current regime and that the company's current regime will only result in further alienation of otherwise loyal employees.

Here's the full sentence, let me know if it's still ok?

I would also like to make it known that I will be seeking legal advice on the events of Friday and the company's obligations on providing safe and reliable transportation for the safe and reliable delivery service they claim to provide.

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to give notice that I will be terminating my contract at Teenage mutant ninja anal raiders ltd.
Please provide my P45 at your earliest convenience.


Whilst I appologise for any negative impact on the company and on the individuals directly affected I do however no longer wish to be part of the colon exploration team and/or governed by the red ring sting upper management team and wish to leave the itchy ass hole team immediately.
I apologise for the inconvenience this may cause but I feel I can no longer put up with your bull shit.

I have made many sacrifice and have made all I am willing to make on the company’s behalf, with little to nothing provided in return.

I am aware that my actions and performance have recently come under scrutiny despite never having broken company rules and procedure. Even ‘if’ the extra effort I have always provided
has been taken into consideration, I have been left me feeling unfairly treated and victimised.

I wish the company every success in its future endeavors but feel this success will be short lived and
under constant unjustified reform, judging by current regime and will only result in further alienation of otherwise loyal employes.

I would also like to make it known that I will be seeking legal advice on the events of Friday and the company's obligations on providing safe and reliable transportation for the safe and reliable delivery service they claim to provide.

Again, I regret that I have had to take this action but recent events and unresolved greivences have left me with no choice in the matter.
I feel no job security or recognition of the hard work I have provided thus far, I feel we should part ways so we can both advance towards our desired goals.

Again, I regret that I have had to take this action but recent events and unresolved greivences have left me with no choice in the matter.
I feel no job security or recognition of the hard work I have provided, therefor I feel we should part ways so we can both advance towards our desired goals.

I'd like to point out that this is the effort I put into my resignation letter.
I work at 75% of this effort on a usual hungover work day and 125% when I feel there is a goal to be achieved.