How do I get a cute and petite gf with daddy issues and

>>723570698

Try anywhere.

Start going to local shows with bands with a heroin-y reputation to them and chill out by the womens bathroom with a wad of 100's, 50's and 20's.

Take my ex. Sex was hot, but waking up to a knife is not

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>>723570698
No, no, no my young friend. The question is, how do you get rid of her...

>>723570823
And when she comes down from it, thats when the punchfucking happens.

I got one, the drug problem gets tedious after a while and she has a horrible mouth. Resulted in me strangling her and possibly herpes

>>723570846
Well, there was this episode of Breaking Bad..

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>>723570823
>>723570846
I used to have one, I just miss having a skinny waist to wrap my hands around. I'm talking <5'2" petite

>>723570904
>>723570698
source

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>>723570952
https://www.reddit.com/user/naotemasbby

>>723570846
I had cops involved. She tried claiming domestic abuse. All signs pointed to her abusing me. She was arrested.

>>723570698
>Give her drugs
>Be her daddy

>>723570698
>>723570904
>>723570992
MODS!

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>>723571102
I already did both of those things to my previous girl, but she still left.

>>723571139
You're fucking retarded.

>>723570698
Ugly pussy

>>723571167
MODSMODSMODS!

date literally any black chick

>>723571188
she's 19 you fucking retard

>>723571264
MOOODS!

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>>723570738
/thread

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>have gf who is a few inches shorter than me
>i'm 6'3"
>she's a bretty gud gf


>have had my eye on 5'1" skinny nerd girl who i would like to fucking destroy

why life

>>723571167
>labiaplasty scars

Never mind

Correct your problems first so that need to have a broken person to fix isn't fucking up your ability to remain happy. Then watch House and how he treats Cameron.

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>>723571188
>>723571139
Fucking cuck

>>723571443
>>723571264
MODS//MODS//MODS

>>723571550
wow you're really gay

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Anyway, what would be a good place to do this? Tinder isn't very helpful and I can never see to find them in public.

Already got one 5'4'' dads a heroine addict

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>>723571740
Good shit, anon

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>>723570698

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Bump

>>723570698
The last one IS the answer to how you get her, dumbass...

>>723570698
Been there, done that.

Still the hottest girl I've ever fucked, and she was my live-in girlfriend so that was cool. What wasn't cool was constant bi polar mood swings, cheating, lying, stealing etc. I do miss fucking her ass as hard as I wanted after she'd snort a few percs though. Good times

>>723570698
plenty of fish

Become an amateur porn producer.