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You know what the fuck you're looking at? That's right:

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling.

I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0.

Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo.

I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
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I know this is bait, but the freak in the pic best lay off the synthol before he pops like a zit.
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You fucking stetiod shooting freak. Get a fucking life. I'd swell both of your eyes shut before your fat ass could even swing.
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>>723569186
i dont get it. you're a roided up jock... so what? why tell us?
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>>723569186
This image always confused me.
The face says he's 10
The arms say he's weak
The body says steroids
How did anyone even get this picture?
Who is this Roid Manchild?
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>>723569186
Timestamp or gtfo
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>>723569186
Copypasta. Move along, people. Nothing to see here.
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>>723569386
It looks like a small breasted female on hormone replacement that has been working out two times a day for the last three years
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I'm 5'-3 and weigh 140. I've spent most of my life on the couch watching television and drinking soda.

And yet, with a very tiny pistol small enough to fit in my pocket I can take you down in an instant.
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A google search says you're a liar
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notice how the pic crops out his crotch. his testicles are probably the size of garden peas.
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Well if you were actually any good you would be in the ncaa d1. And not some glorified community college sports that really is nothing more than glorified low end highschool level competitors.
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>>723569279
That doesn't really look like synthol to me. Most synthol freaks I've seen are more like this
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>>723569186
They said I could be anything, so I became a cloud/balloon/tumor
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