Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723561132
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss stuff like politics and bullshit
>mash is a rapist~
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Rias claimed; this is Jelly, not Hallow
Early
>>723567783
Best girls
I have 2 words for elitists
please go:
カラミチーマス
Stop early baking.
Claiming best girl
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723567886
ayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>723567909
uwu
>>723567783
You were in this thread first so that counts right :p
>>723568045
Exactly my thinking e.e
So borning.
>>723567820
Good. Was pretty much in the dark gaming all day.
What are you getting?
>>723568215
>plays euph with 4th valve on side
Fucking peasant.
>>723568294
Also, look at that shit hand position.
>>723568033
uwu
>>723568026
Hi best girl
>>723568215
oh yeah it's the weekend, so that makes sense
groceries, mostly ramen because I am poor
>>723568294
our school had 4 valves but I never used it
well I was never that good either so meh
>>723568378
>hello best girl
>implying
>>723568546
aniSearch.co:m
I said hi not hello
>>723568294
I didn't even realise that was a thing. All the Euph players I knew had the side valve. Wo.
>>723568378
Ramen is the food of kings, nothing can compete. Do you add anything?
>>723567783
Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.
Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>>723568378
Are you fucking kidding me? You use 4th instead of 1st and 3rd - brings the C natural right in tune. Same with using 2nd and 4th instead of 123.
Gotta love a dead-eyed OL.
>>723568599
Isn't there this new fad that ramen gives you cancer or something? I keep seeing headlines but I cba reading into it
>>723568649
Seems fun, I don't masturbate anyway and I already have a girlfriend who's maybe an 8 so, unless I get quads I won't be satisfied :P
>>723568653
hot~
>>723568599
I used to add queso fresco and hot sauce as a kid, though I don't add much now, except for the packet seasoning :p
>>723568653
why does that girl have a dick? :o
>>723568697
I know that's what it does, and I would practice using it for scales, but I never got used to it
I was never any good, and our music programs are shit in my city, I pretty much taught myself euphonium, I played percussion mainly
Claimed
>>723568599
4th valve in line, master race. Learn to pinky strength.
>>723568378
uwu
is ayayayayayayaya chan ignoring me?
>>723568888
nice 4 in a row
>>723568871
cute
>>723568914
maybe idk :o
i talk to him but he just corrects me all the time ;-;
>>723568856
I know this is what you wanted in your Saturday morning waifu thread - some chick bitching about your euphonium technique.
>>723568955
>chick
You're hilarious~ ;)
>>723568378
Hai Konata
>>723568955
I'm sure your miles ahead in skill, it's been a few years since high school band :o
I don't mind most things though
>>723568938
uwu
he's just mean to me :(
>>723568026
you fucking nigger :o
>>723569024
happy morning to you ^_^
what's your game plan today? hmmmm
>>723569049
he's cheeky uwu
>>723568914
>>723568938
>>723568794
Probably. I wouldn't read into it.
>>723568856
I've tried egg but it barely cooks through, and I couldn't be bothered boiling it. The seasoning is enough, really.
>>723568888
Nice quads. My hands have lost their strength I had built from when I played cello.
>>723569097
why are you so cheeky? :o
>>723569100
It told me I had an image wow.
>>723569097
hi :o
>>723569075
he's a cunt uwu
>>723569138
No one can be trusted, not even yourself
>>723569118
I'm not I swear
>>723569221
Hi, I'm not a cunt
>>723569100
I've seen eggs but never tried, and I've seen ramen hamburgers those look very unique
there's a burger place with an egg burger, I like it, but it's messy so I wonder how it would work with ramen
seasoning is good, though too much is overpowering
>>723569138
dingus :o
>>723569221
like youwu
>>723569049
Not a nigger. You're the nigger when you keep nigging all the time.
>>723569075
Happy morning, eh? Slept well then?
Need to go get some booze and a new sketchbook. Otherwise next week will be very boring. Then later some For Honor maybe.
You got anything planned for today?
https://youtu.be/w5LYpHsCF3U
Claimed.
>>723569273
you are -_-
>>723569278
yep uwu
>>723569370
uwishuwsaasddfkgngfkgdfjsd;dpfjsdoikjd;kol
>>723569273
you are though ;-;
>>723569280
cold morning is more like it, and I haven't slept
what do you draw? what is for honor? I keep seeing that :o
>>723569370
I prefer the Mexico Coke
>>723569254
I usually don't trust myself anyway.
>>723569278
Ramen burgers seem underwhelming, but eggs on burgers are great.
Why do you dingus me?
>>723569425
>>723569429
Then why do you always talk to me then ?
>>723569539
because i'm lonely :(
>>723569508
maybe because they use ramen instead of bread? I really like bread, it's my favorite food ^-^
it really is, though sometimes I take out the egg first if I want to avoid a big mess
you forgot your image like a dingus :o
>>723569539
we like you
>>723569425
uwu
>>723569539
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
>>723569731
go to sleep
>>723569429
The drug?
>>723569581
you don't have to be lonely
>>723569731
KAREN :D
>>723569647
Thats nice
>>723569761
But I just woke up!
>>723569429
Mostly just some random stuff, I'm not very good though.
For Honor is a pretty good game. Almost like a slow 3D fighting game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubN8qYjXZ2s
>>723569647
Burgers were made for bread, that's just how it is. I thought it was ramen and meat in bread though?
The yolk should be solid it it's going in a burger I think.
claim
>>723569791
At farmer's only dot com
>>723569791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrEZ5LJXlM
>>723569783
The Drink
I don't substance -_-
>>723569799
at this hour???
>>723569831
the variation I saw right now was ramen patty ramen, though I'm sure there's plenty of ways to mix it up
the one at the place pops and leaks :(
it's good though
>>723569843
old man -_-
>>723569865
beat me to it smh
>>723569914
You're welcome ;)
>forgot my image
>>723569914
ok
>>723569999
Getting old, eh?
butdamnthosequads
>>723569999
nice nines
I like your new filenames btw
>>723569828
may I see? :o
oh so you 2v1 and push people off ledges to win I see
>>723570058
get on discord -_-
>>723569914
Sometimes messy is the best, though. Christmas prawns in Australia get really messy sometimes, but it's worth it.
>>723569914
I actually don't know why i said that
I woke up like, 14 hours ago and I'm super duper tired
I woke up for an exam early to study for like 8 hours but ended up just wasting my time and not doing anything
still did alright dess
>>723569828
Saya dess, ohayo
>>723569791
Ayayayyaa!
What's up?
>>723569783
ohayo
>>723569999
Nice quads my dude
Are you the new Rias? Hi hi!
>>723570094
ok
>>723570119
Not much just been a bit deflated recently, we will take over the thread Karen , you?
>>723570119
I'm not a dess
go to sleep -_-
>>723570101
I like sucking out the yolk that's fun, I usually overkill napkins though poor trees :(
what are prawns? weird shrimp?
>>723570195
old man
Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat z .com will help you today
>>723570238
You're a dessy dess
I don't wanna sleep
You sleep!
>>723570228
Thread is already ours, dess. Sorry I don't pop by much, I'm a shithead, it's seriously awesome to see you posting when I randomly open thread tho, finally a permanent ayaya
I woke up like, at 2 am to study for managerial finance but I ended up just being a fag and too lazy to study dess
I stayed like 8 hours randomly looking at phone and other shit
I went and did okay, it could have been better if I studied but I didn't
What about you? why sad? deflated?
>>723570333
lets play battleblock
I think we're almost to the end :o
>>723570397
why would I sleep at 7am, ya dess?!
good job on your test btw
now sleep -_-
>>723569791
but i am :(
>>723569843
old man:o
>>723570444
ok
>>723570452
im not
>>723570444
thank you bby
Why would I sleep at 4 PM?
I gotta keep my schedule fixed, dess!
>>723570094
http://imgur.com/MI4H6f4
It's kinda shit.
>oh so you 2v1 and push people off ledges to win I see
Yeah, something like that. It's pretty great.
>>723570119
Ohayo Karen!
>>723570397
I made this
Studying can be hard if you don't have the determination
Idk I'm just sad idk why I feel aimless
>>723570452
people talk to you all the time
>>723570238
A bowl of water and a towel always beats napkins.
The prawns we get are oversized shrimp, they're delicious though, and fun to deshell.
>reply to this post with the minimum age of consent in your country
13
>>723567783
Urumi Kanzaki. Best Girl. EVER.
>>723570495
get off discord -_-
>>723570544
usually only konata and homoyoyoyoyoy do:
>>723570094
Thanks! I thought I may aswell do something to differentiate mine from Hallow's in case he comes back
>>723570065
Do the quads excuse my failure...?
>>723570119
Yeah I guess I'm the new one... not quite sure what's going on with Hallow but I'm glad to be here
And hello! ^.^
>>723570119
Afternoon.
>>723570626
no
>>723570632
Hmm yes, you are als lucky as always, give me some of that luck
gonna go play a game
later gators!
>>723570632
I'm sure he'll be back and angrier
you gotta prepare ;-;
>>723570576
16
>>723570549
I'll try that next time, never even thought of it
looks good, I always liked shrimp as a kid, though haven't add in a hot minute
>>723570538
I've always been bad at fighting games so I probably wouldn't like it maybe, that looks nice, I can only draw stick figures
>>723570495
not ok
>>723570508
dont overdo yourself dess!
>>723567783
i don't watch chinese cartoons
>>723570840
had* -_-
>>723570805
You aren't having anything of mine, especially my luck~
>>723570840
Probably... How do I prepare? o -o
>>723570538
Woah, that looks great
But yo, those are the files from the game, right? How did you get them? I went to the site and stuff but couldn't figure it out
I got stuck with like four exams this week and I've been sapped of any determination I had, lol. it's really no excuse but I'll pick it up
What's happening, dude? Could you remind me what you're studying?
Aimless like no direction or you re-thinking your major or just sads?
>>723570632
Hi dess, I am Karen! nice to meet you
Please ignore hallo, he gets angry too fast and loves his waifu, if he spergs again just ignore him and keep posting, don't worry
have you been posting long?
>>723570750
another average day, dess?
>>723570538
hi hi! how was your day so far, dess? Good good?
>>723570840
bye dess, enjoy your game, I will rest soon
>>723570840
ok
bye
>>723570632
Do you need a gun in case hallow get's aggressive?
I also have some sedative pills for him if you need them
>>723570872
Aw come on, just a pinch
>>723570890
A very nice person linked me to the download and then I converted them to png
History and Law
and both aimless and sad :'/
>>723570840
It's how all the fancy places do it, but for some reason so many other places just avoid doing it. Maybe it seems pretentious?
If you ever have prawns/shrimp again, make a mix of salt pepper and lemon juice.
>>723570890
Alright, thanks for the advice ^.^
I've been posting on here maybe 4 days? Pretty new I guess :/
>>723570986
>sister of literal Satan Lucifer
yes, of course I need a gun, Ai
And I have no interest in sedating Hallow!
>>723571037
No~
>>723571092
>still thinking magic is real
grow up girl
oh well your fault, he'd be much nicer and quieter after one of those
>>723570890
Pretty much, it has been pretty productive so far though.
>>723571147
I'm sure he would be :P
>>723571092
Why are you so mean
>>723571262
I'm not mean! You're just small~
>>723570890
Been good so far. Managed to sleep for more than 5h too. Need to go buy some booze and a sketchbook or next week will get boring.
>>723571069
ok
>>723571328
Not after I take one of those
>>723571063
Are your studies going alright?
I think it kinda sucks if you're feeling like that. I don't really know what to tell you but wait for it to pass
At least you enjoy your major, right? And you're a smart and chill guy, you'll figure it out soon, just keep at it until it becomes clear, you got this, 100%
>>723571092
Time posted here doesn't really matter dess, just asking because maybe we've met before!
Do not change anything you're doing, hallo barely posts and your writing style sets you apart, no worries dess
Where are you from?
>>723571192
That's good news, what's productive about it?
>>723571065
Shrimps and most fish taste great but if it looks like fish I just want to vomit and can't eat it
Do you ever have a problem with foods like that? Like just not liking them for the look or smell?
>>723571371
You never told me what you did for a living dess, work or school
or maybe you did and I forgot
do you have problems sleeping often? I'm the exact opposite, I fucking love sleeping as much as possible dess
>>723571485
Yeah they're going fine
I sure hope so anyway
>>723571440
Weirdo :P
>>723571485
Thanks!
I'm from England, you?
>>723571583
And no I don't have a drug problem
more of a poison problem but that's basically Ai's story
>>723571638
You just have problems overall love ;)
>>723571693
99 problems and you ain't one :*
>>723571485
I think adding aromatics and herbs to dampen the smell is how to do it. Flavoured oils like lemon olive oil work great as well from my experiences. If all else fails, burn incense maybe? As for the looks, I really don't know.
>>723571758
You're sweet~
But those 99 problems seem to consist of Issei... and your poison addiction
>>723571638
Why are you roleplaying as your waifu, dess?
>>723571583
Another person from the UK! There are lots more of you now
I'm from Lebanon, dess
Do you work or study?
>>723571578
They probably are, you don't seem like a dull in the head kind of guy, dess
Man I love that episode when Ayaya tries to say "master"
Go-Go...Go...
Guguguguguguguguguugugugu
>>723571770
I always feel like the fish is staring back at me
But that's useful info for the smell, are you a cook or a chef, dess?
>>723571578
Oh wait also before I forget again, I wanted to ask for the download link if you still have it, dess?
>>723571898
Why not, it's fun and the rules now say so right
>>723571792
ok
>>723571870
Nah Issei is your problem, I just wanted to help~
It's not an addiction, I got shrunk and ust find a cure!
>>723572019
The rules are wrong, dess, and the thread was baked early. This is a waifu thread, not a roleplay thread
>>723571898
>>723571971
this one?
>>723569097
I like to think I'm not dull, thanks :)
and I will try and find it now
www.axfc.net/u/3777507
pass:shinobu
>>723571898
If it's whole fish, you could cut off the head, I don't know.
I know how to cook, I just can't/don't do it myself, I'm scared of blowing up my house. I can cook pasta and bolognese...
Just passing through.
>>723571898
Lebanon eh? That's interesting, where about?
I'm a waiter at a Greek restaurant and I study Computer Science at Sheffield University :)
>>723572019
>>723572134
Oh shit, didn't notice that was there... I copied the rules off Mash and thought I'd corrected all the... kinks? Must have overlooked that one ;-;
>>723572097
He's not my problem, Rias wouldn't be alive without him :P
>>723572134
Yeah I guess, but why can't we have both sigh
>>723572198
Maybe it would be better that way
>>723571485
I found an old bike that had no brakes on its front wheel and some battered disc brakes on the other one, both of them were flat.
I fixed the brakes and the flat tires. So it is somewhat rideable.
>>723572267
Don't you dare
>>723571485
Got my art studies and then some art related work stuff every now and then.
Yeah, been constantly tired and haven't been able to sleep for more than 3h at a time for the past few weeks.
>>723572342
Well you'd never have to argue with hallow
>>723572198
No dess, Mash and a few others like to roleplay a lot in the thread for whatever reason. I don't like it and it's not what the thread is about. There are roleplay threads on other boards for anyone that wants to.
Thank you very much for respecting the thread! Here are the rules people other than Syndra use
Waifu Claiming Thread!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP or ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>723572200
Because the threads devolve into people purely hugboxing without any kind of discussion. I would like to know about you, your waifu, why you picked her, what you like to do, etc! I don't want you to spam hearts at me or other anons. There are roleplay threads on others boards and websites, dess!
>>723572196
noice
>>723572443
Yeah I get that, I wouldn't want to overdo it anyways
>>723567783
What are these disgusting rules I awaken to
>>723572405
Very true, however I don't think Rias' life is worth sacrificing for an argument with Hallow, of all people
>>723572443
Thanks, I'll stick that template in my notes in case I need to make a thread again... Sorry for the early bake too, didn't want Hallow making one to claim Rias like he did last time
>>723572538
Blame Mash! ;-;
>>723572538
>shrug
>>723572577
Have you never seen any other rules that you used his shit tier ones?
>>723572669
They make me want to vomit again
>>723572577
>;-;
Keep emoticons for facebook and tumblr newfag
>>723567867
>league
shit tier waifu
>>723572774
Same with me and my mirror.
>>723572261
ok
>>723572883
I thought I was the only one
>>723567783
You need to stop
>>723572937
ok
>>723572971
ok
>>723572971
ok
>>723572177
Cute waifu! Good claim!
What anime is she from?
>>723572151
You are definitely not dull, dess, that's what I meant to say, keks. Do you live alone or in dorms or with parents or what?
Also I clicked that and it says 404 not found, dess.
>>723572173
You seem to know a lot about the spices and stuff, though, that's pretty useful, dess. Where did you get the kind of info?
>>723572196
nice claim, her abilities were interesting
>>723572198
It's in the middle east, dess. What year are you in? Computer science was pretty hard for me when I tried a little, are you finding it alright?
Waiting job alright or is it just to pay the bills?
>>723572271
Hooray, gonna keep it for yourself or maybe sell it? That does seem like a comfy achievment.
>>723572358
Boo, that sounds really horrible, pills or nothing don't work? Milk?
How far into the art major are you?
>>723572502
Oki oki, great! Nice to meet you, dess. How's your day been?
>>723572577
Great, don't worry I got the next bake since I don't get to do it too often, and even if hallow claims first that doesn't mean you can't, and don't worry nobody is going to tell you you can't claim rias anymore
>>723572538
it's oki bunny, they are learning
calm yourself in my embrace you fucking fag
>>723573045
you're not ben :o
>>723573052
ok
>>723572946
Ayy.
>>723572443
are you Panthera?
>>723572849
>wearing the virgin killer meme sweater backwards
>>723573094
ok
>>723573146
ok
>>723573082
I'm screeching autisticly externally and internally
>>723573122
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
>>723573209
ok