[SHAVING ASS] Anons, I'm a male but I have too much hair

just start with between the cheeks. should be fine for hygiene and ass play.

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wax it you pussy

only underaged retards shave
everybody that tried it hated it
stop smoking and wax instead you'll get off on the pain eventualy

>>723567446
just wachs between your cheeks. don't do it yourself though ask a probably female friend they know all about this stuff

I understand you and I was wondering the same thing.
I'm half italian half greek and I'm super hairy everywhere. I want to do some permanent hair removal from ass and all my back but my fear is how can you make it look decent comparing to your legs? To they have a way to "fade" the hair quantity between your ass and legs?
Do they have a way to make it look natural?
Also, my problem is not the quantity but the lenght of the singular hair. They're curly but if i stretch them they are 3-4 cm long. Everywhere.
Is there a way to make them permanently shorter? it would be a deal as well.

>spread your buttcheeks
>try to locate, where your hair is
>remember the coordinates
>shave it VERY CAREFULLY

>>723567446
MODS pls ban! Go back to /b/mlp/fa/lgbt/ or whereever you came from, all of you!

Definitely don't shave. Either wax or buy beard trimmers and buzz it off. Shaving is going to make your skin extremely irritated in that area of the body

You can also get hair removal creams but you need to be careful with them near your butthole and balls because it can cause chemical burns if it gets on sensitive parts

>>723567727

Yeah, this is exactly the problem. How to make it look natural? I have no idea how these things work, and I don't want to have a border between ass and legs, from which hair start all of the sudden, unnaturally

>>723567743
>Endure horrible itching and chafing for the next month or so

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Do NOT shave your ass

It WILL hurt

it WILL feel like 2 pieces of sand paper rubbing together when it grows back

You want to buy some of this shit [pic related] off of Amazon

leave your ass nice and smooth, no burn, no prickle.

Use hair removal cream. I was almost as smooth as a boy.

>>723567919
>Nads

Lmao. Perfect for a faggot like OP.

just twist a patch of hair up between your thumb and forefinger and then when the hair gets tightly wound just rip that shit out. It doesn't hurt

Pull it off by hand. That's what i do. Feels great when drunk.

>>723568080
this nigger gets it

>>723568035

Yeah if it's long enough.if it's not long enough can't do that.

>>723567727
You can't shorten them permanently, but if you use a long hair trimmer with lenghtguard it's pretty easy to shorten them

Hey, if hairchaps are your thing, then sport the hairchaps.

Anyone here who actually did a laser thing down there? Doesn't sweat bother you later?

I use Veet on my ass you get it off amazon works fine

i dont know what anyone means about it growing back like sandpaper i never experience this

>>723569185
don't it burn like hell?

Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

>>723569185
I also do this, works perfectly. make sure to the use sensitive one for all skin types

your farts will be louder wgen you sha e. just saying.

>>723567446
Yo op I'm actually gonna do the laser thing next week, found a Groupon deal (britbong here) 6 sessions for like 90 quid will update here after I've tried it

>>723569593
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

>>723567919
This is completely false. I regularly shave my ass, and I have pretty much no trouble shaving or dealing with the regrowth of hair. I shave by essentially running the razor through my asscrack against one of the cheeks several times and then I go in reverse and a few other ways just to be sure it's free of hair. Then do the same for the other side. When the hairgrows back in, it's much easier to shave, because it isn't 5 inches long and thick as fuck. The only thing I've ever had problems with is farting. The hair is what makes it silent, so remove that and you have to be much stealthier with your farts.

>>723567446

Id say get hairless all the way to your knees.

I grew a beard and keep well-groomed chest hair + shins/calves.

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This is the ideal male body, fags.

>>723569892
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

>>723569883
Pretty sure this thread will be dead by then

>>723570023
Well I guess the info will die with me

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>shaving anything other than your face, head or balls.
i am uncomfortable with this, and it seems kind of gay

I shave it like every two weeks or so. Depending how much sports I do. The shaving blade goes blunt super fast though due to the thick hair.

>>723570014
Are you like super fat?

>>723567446
>Is it too weird to have shaved ass + hairy legs?
yes

if you only remove hair from buttcrak and leave hair on ass youll be fine

I just use clippers to buzz off the majority of the hair and then shave the crack. Way too hairy not too, ass hair gets shitty. Never suffered major discomfort from shaving, some very minor discomfort a day or two after but it's worth it.

>>723568567

This, I rock it every once in a while when I need a cleaning up back there. Couldn't have said it better anon

>>723567841
This is /b/