>Playing Postknight on phone >Phone call. >One of those

File: elo dis is heck duport.jpg (99KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1920x1080px

>Playing Postknight on phone
>Phone call.
>One of those indian telemarketers trying to get you to send them money.
>Tells me something's wrong with my computer.
>I decided to play along.
>He asks me if I know what's wrong with my computer.
>I'm all like "It's probably all the porn, yeah, definitely the porn."
>He's all like "Okay can you close it please."
>I'm all like, "Nah dude I can't I'm in mid jerk"
>He's like", "Sir don't you care if you lose your computer?!"
>I'm like, "At least let me finish rubbing this one out!"
>The frustration and anger is very real.
>He lets out this heavy ass sigh.
>He says, "Man fuck you."
>"I would too man, I would too"
>Sounds like he knocked some stuff off his desk before he hung up.