Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss stuff like politics and trannies
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and cum every day~!
>Shielder claimed ^^
Filthy early bake.
>>723561147
Nah.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723561200
wish was u
Claiming best girl
>>723561132
You're supposed to be sleeping
Waifu rankfu!
>>723561248
goodnight~
>
>>723561322
shielder is best!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ5qQLA2NS0
>>723561353
Goodnight for real this time.
>>723561336
k:ona chan :o
>>723561322
Who made this list and is there more?
>>723561446
yes more to come
>>723561392
<3 sweet dreams when you go~
>>723561462
Who made this?
>>723561322
Now how did I earn my own intelligence class
>>723560654
Ayaya is super cute, maybe you could rewatch an episode or two of kinmoza if you're feeling up for it?
>>723560713
That's cool, are there many anons that have stayed in the community that long?
>>723560736
I don't know :o
This is my first time posting today, in case you were thinking I was someone else!
>>723560789
Nice, are you enjoying it? And what's your first language?
>>723561211
Well then. Keep it up I guess.
>>723561322
Nice color coding in that spreadsheet.
>>723561358
https://youtu.be/xOV9QnGGYMg
>>723561353
Night mash
>>723561496
Won't be for a bit. But thanks.
>>723561508
the hero that /waifu/ needs
>>723561580
and who would that be?
>>723561542
You watch Kinmoza?
>>723561542
It's alright I guess, I manage to somehow hang on so far.
That would be german
>>723561663
Konata?
>>723561687
no:
>>723561542
Yeah plenty.
>>723561739
I thought Sachi died
Is it you?
>>723561818
sachi's been back since before christmas
>>723561412
ko:mine-san
>>723561322
I usually take a bit more time than average before replying though.
>>723561358
It's not bad.
https://soundcloud.com/knowmadicbeats/absence-1
Rory deserves an 11 on the friendliness chart.
>>723561818
i wish tbh
>>723561866
you're not foulaw :(
>>723561962
I miss him :(
>>723561962
buy a rope then :o
>>723561992
you make everyone leave :(
>>723562070
:ok
>>723562109
then why won't you leave? -_-
>>723562133
i want to but i can't :(
Last one.
Just want to say, I really do love all of you.
Started drawing in late 90's
I draw right handed, kick left foot.
Left hand is useless.
So how are americanons dealing with trump if there are any here rn
>>723562278
Everything is the same right now.
>>723562179
Awesome SAO drawing, you're really skilled!
>>723562278
Happy with him, just waiting for everybody to quit whining about it.
>>723562179
That's a nice one.
>>723562326
Does it at least feel weird how most news is discredited now and even excluded from presidential announcements
>>723562179
That's really good
>>723562416
Obama did it with fox ya dingus
>>723562416
Trump is only saying what most of us have been thinking for years. It's nice to see the media machine being dismantled finally
>>723562483
Oh well but you can't say with a straight face that fox news is an honest, solid and high quality news channel. I still think it was wrong of Obama to do so though.
>>723562278
California and New York are suffering the most from the previous Obama presidency. The mainland is slowly SLOWLY rebuilding under Trump. The south is dealing with illegal immigrants that won't want to go back home or back to their families. They had it soooooo good here in America but now their gravy train is coming to an end.
>20XX
>claiming girls
>>723562540
But your problem isn't mainly the media, you have a couple reliable news sources. Your problem has always been the solid 2 party system, and with a guy acting like an authoritarian toddler it can't really get better
>>723562416
Nobody trusts any of the news outlets in the US anyways before trump was elected.
>>723562709
Are you an American?
>>723562704
He's a girl on the inside though.
>>723561580
>>723561687
>>723561739
>>723561818
>>723561866
>>723561962
>>723561992
Stop taking this thread so seriously.
>>723562652
Most of those are working hard underpaid jobs and have no insurance or whatsoever, being exploited by your companies for growth. Ofc this has an impact on your job situation too, but the villan are the corporations that let them work illegally because they can't/don't want to pay higher american wages for you guys who probably wouldn't even accept a fair share of those jobs
>>723562573
You can't say with a straight face that CNN and Buzzfeed are honest, solid and high quality news either really.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8cOLIOaikU
>>723562802
No id never whant my precious kuroo to have to go thru that
Honestly, Trump isn't the scary one. He's a bit of an idiot, but he means well.
There's a very definite sense he's being puppeted, though, and the thing with DeVos only makes that feeling deeper. Like, I don't know if it's a part of the GOP or someone else, but I really feel like he's basically an empty figurehead.
>>723562782
No, and now you're going to tell me that it's not my business then so you can say anything back. But yes, everyone is allowed to look into politics everywhere, and as long as the US is a global superpower with heavy influence in Europe it does matter to me. So go full isolationist again or tolerate my nagging.
>>723563000
Actually I was going to say you can't really know how it is when you aren't subjected to this kind of.propaganda 24/7.
Nice assumptions though.
>>723563000
Not him but if its heavy influence in europe you should worry more about Merkel.
So inane.
I wonder if people are still talking about their real life on discord to feel better about themselves.
How sad someone can be to lose all his precious time on a place like this, trying to forget about his loneliness. Oh, wait. Nobody's time is precious in here. You guys are irrelevant to this world.
>>723563286
'You guys are irrelevant" said the anime waifu poster
>>723563327
more like this
Hey guys, claiming Rias
>Not Hallow btw
>>723563286
You're really dark dude
>>723563322
Dubs confirms it
Tsugumi Komachi is mine, bitches.
>>723563379
good morning :)
>>723561322
why even add the virgin column, this is a waifu thread :o
>>723562919
Wasn't that the exact criticism people had to say about Hillary, that she was corrupt and an agent of the status quo.
>>723563436
just to reaffirm that fact
>>723563191
Well if it was only propaganda, Clinton would have surely overwhelmingly won, right? So your country being split is a sign that your media is working as intended, delivering every aspect and creating opposition
>>723563379
Hai Rias
What happened to the territories? Did Deus vult?
>>723563374
I don't have much
>>723563393shes cute i guess
But shes no kuroo :^]
>>723563374
>>723563327
Samefag much? e.e
>>723563420
Morning dude, feel better today?
>>723563476
Not a clue, I haven't been playing at all recently :/
>>723563474
She DID overwhelmingly win, the popular vote that is.
>>723563238
No, Merkel is not the dictator of Europe, and no, the EU and "Brussels" are not some shady guys but people elected in the parliaments of the member states
Nice waifu btw
>>723563530
not really
>>723563322
>>723563379
Sheep.
>>723563474
>Propaganda is 100% all of the time.
Nah
>>723563530
Also nah
>>723561322
Do more
>>723563530
Deus vult; territories? Fill me in
I enjoy this
>>723563469
might as well add a 'has waifu' column then
also you should try to value these rating and get a key figure for overall quality
>>723563567
kek he believes the EU is not a shit house
>>723563468
She is corrupt and an agent of the status quo, but here's the thing: Outsiders do not make good politicians. Hillary was corrupt and would have been a terrible President, but Trump is stupid and is getting played by the very establishment he promised to get rid of.
Again, we've seen how he manages business, why did we think he could manage a country?
>>723563612
Not a solid 100, but sure a nice majority. Or how large was the opposition of e.g. Hitler
>>723563578
I'm sure you'll get better in time, when's your next class?
>>723563590
Wolf <3
>>723563612
Sorry for my assumption
>>723563622
For Honor, you play?
>>723563567
Got something to back that up?
and you too, who is she?
>>723563704
Next Tuesday
>>723563669
Okay, but they didn't internet back then. It helps when the state has control over every media outlet at its disposal.
Luckily for us it remains a platform of freedom of speech and encourages the exchange of ideas
>>723563622
For Honor, weebs had almost all of knight's territories, but Deus vulted and we got our lands back over night.
>>723563704
Ah nah, looks too much like a papers-scissors-stones whack a mole to me, plus I'm busy deus vulting in strategy games
>>723563704
Don't call me names.
>>723563803
Who is your waifu?
>>723563718
Geography/history lectures, the pdfs you get on the EU page,...
Ai Haibara from Detective Conan
>>723563748
Well that's not too bad, I've got a 9-4 lecture on Monday about computer animation for 3 hours and networking for 4 hours ;-;
First class after like 2 weeks of being off and I don't think I have the mental willpower to deal with it
>>723563794
Ugh, you mean your 40% front bonus (which failed to protect you in the first place) deus vulted ;)
>>723563803
Alright, what kinda strat games you play?
>>723563893
This is bait right? Yeah It's bait
I am the one and only
> i am hallow
>>723563379
Fuck off
>>723563476
Don't acknowledge him
>>723563530
Queer
>>723563704
Have tou killed yourself yet?
>>723563920
No really please leave and never come back
>>723563566
Overwhelmingly? Not really.
>>723563645
Well, Trump is a man who threatens to sue people who criticize him, shit-talks people on Twitter like a 14 year-old girl, and once claimed that Global Warming is a hoax invented by the Chinese to destroy America's manufacturing jobs, not to mention he exudes pure narcissism from every pore of his body.
So pick your poison, do you want a man like that to run the country freely and without any limits, or do you want him played by the establishment?
>>723563920
That sucks, I'm only in 12 hours a week 80% course work
>>723563987
please get along
>>723563920
Mostly Europa Universalis IV with a pinch of Hearts of Iron IV/III; grand strategy games in a historic setting; unifying the Holy roman empire, converting all of arabia to catholizism, taking over the world as Germany in ww2; you get the picture
Oh.
This plaace is full of newfag and no fun.
I will be going.
>>723563988
You sound mad that he won and your leftie candidate lost, get keked cunt
>>723563987
For God's sake Hallow, there's no need to be so hostile all of the time
>>723564027
I do about 23ish but it goes up and down
>>723564029
Sounds good, haven't played those myself
>>723562856
I grew up in Iowa and believe me there is nothing to do there but farms. When I was graduating high school I had to find a job because my dad was throwing me out at 17, and I wanted to work on a farm. I was ready, I had the experience from summer youth jobs but every time I would ask or volunteer for work I was denied because all the positions were filled by illegal immigrants. So I gradated and still had no job. I begged my dad not to throw me out and he let me stay one more month and everyday I would take his truck and apply for starter jobs in fast food restaurants (Burger King, Star Bucks, Mc Donalds, Pop Eyes, etc). And every time I would go I would see these fucking illegal immigrants! They could barely and I mean barely speak English, I actually learned a little Spanish from being around them. My month was up and my dad kicked me out. I hitched hiked all the way to Des Moines with only $10 in my pocket. I had to beg for another job mopping up a building and picking up shit in the park. My point is most Americans aren't put off my starter jobs. When you say stuff like "Oh the Mexicans grow our food, the Mexicans clean our streets, we need them because no one else will do it" you're spewing left wing diarrhea from your mouth.
All Americans want to work. (unless they have social anxiety) And who wouldn't hire an illegal? You pay them $2/hr.
But most illegals get fake Social Security cards and work the system. They get on SSI, EBT, Welfare, Wic, etc. It's insane how they get all those benefits and send money back to their families in South America while the rest of us suffer, while our taxes get higher and higher.
It's sad.
WHy don't you go to Snapchatz .com and all your worries will be gone!
>>723564029
What's your steam? I also like to do those things
>>723563893
How credible is that all really though?
Shes a cute.
>>723563988
2.9 million votes is a lot.
>>723564027
No fuck head over here is trying to steal my waifu, im not gonna get cucked
>>723564104
There obviously is FIND SOMEONE ELSE not only are you stealing my waifu you are stealing my identity
>>723563379
Welcome back.
I hope you were able to get some decent rest.
>>723564194
But I thought the big bad evil Russians tampered with the results?
>>723564238
Oh, look, someone that seems fun.
>>723563920
http://imgur.com/a/VeC6d I mean this.
instead you should just Snapchat(z).com and all your worries will be gone!
>>723564238
How have you been, guy who used to claim Teto as his avatar and enjoyed roleplaying quite a lot?
You're saddening.
>>723564217
you don't have to be so militant about it
>>723564245
That would mean that Trump would have had much less votes than he did if they didn't hack it.
>>723564217
I'm not finding a new waifu, and from what I've seen of you in the past I'm the only one out of the two of us that actually has nice, pleasant conversations with this community. All you seem to do is complain about me. I don't mean to be rude or anything but you've been an ass
>>723564238
Relatively decent, was awoken by my baby brother and sister screaming at like 8am though e.e
>>723564287
Oh wow, you've served your faction well!
>>723564098
I'm British, I really couldn't care less, but I could easily picture a Republican candidate I would have rather voted for over Hillary.
>>723564194
It is a lot, but still not an 'overwhelming' advantage over Trump, considering the amount of people that voted, at least if you take it literally.
I'll admit, I thought it was 1.016 million, but I guess I miss remembered, or was just miss informed.
>>723564238
Ignore him hes a fake
>>723564384
Yes i do ahes been my waifu for years now, I've been claiming her in here for over a god damn year he needs to fuck off this triggers me so much
>>723564440
My fucking ass cucklord go choke on a dildo
>>723564287
>http://imgur.com/a/VeC6d
looks like you took advantage of the Viking success to me
>>723564420
How can we know that. Those Russians are crafty
>>723563988
There are limits to what he wants to do, though. If it was just him, then he'd effectively be powerless. However, there's a lot of powerful people helping him, and in return getting to put their stuff into place.
His policies are actually some of the more moderate we've seen lately, but his orders have been very far right. It's strange.
>>723564522
I heard it was overweight Mongolian basket making forum hackers?
>>723564521
I'd have to agree :L
>>723564169
My steam name is Azer, pic is Conan Edogawa, can't find the link on my phone rn
Bored of snapchat? > Snapchatz .com could help you tonight!
>>723564440
Oh, sorry to hear to that.
Did you, at least, get six hours?
>>723564780
...four :|
>>72356469
>>723564828
Fuck off, we can talk when you change waifus. You can't date and marry that which has already been dated and married mate you decided to pick her what? Less than a week ago? Fucking seriously
>>723564521
>>723564696
We pushed the pagans and heretics back. That's all that matters.
>>723564456
Supposedly, still a lot is a lot and things seemed to look in her favor.
>>723564194
Now who's more credible, statistic people and journalists who studied their profession and have been doing their job for ages + your own government or some random guy on like Facebook or Breitbart
>>723564854
Heretics means of the same faith just a false understanding( like Catholics and protestants and Sunnis and shia), both the Vikings and Japs are heathens not heretics :D
>>723564169
My steam name is Azer, pic is Conan Edogawa. Can't find the link on my phone rn
>>723564967
the people who didn't try to cover up thousands of migrant crimes?
>>723564967
Its not new for goverments to lie to their own people.
>>723564992
Yeah, I know. Only noticed I wrote heretics after I had posted.
>>723564854
Look at it that way all you want ;)
>>723564992
Vikings are not heathens; they're dogs
>>723565261
hot~
>>723565261
Your resolution is shit, have a decent sized one e.e
>>723564828
Oh...
Well, that's not good, but it'll have to do, I suppose.
I hope you're still able to have a fine day, nonetheless.
>>723565087
No, but that's why we have the independent press in a democravy to check up on the government plus the government consults mostly independent agencies to create statistics and the like
Am I doing this right?
>>723565441
I should do, going over to the gf's later today. It's her birthday so it should be fun ^.^
>>723565524
God tier claim my dude
So how's everyone doing?
>>723565822
Go away
>>723565812
>lewd
...you do know she has to be pregnant for that... right?
>>723565859
No -_-
I am THE ONE AND ONLY
Why don't you check out Snapchat(z).com fap to schools hottest girls pics
imagine being so autistic you get triggered over someone posting your avatar that you haven't used in a year lol
>>723565898
Fucking heretic
> chose rias less than a week ago
> under age
Fuck off
no lewds please.
>>723565515
Whats a democravy? sounds tasty.
And the media doesn't check up on the government when it plays along with what they want, which is why you see PC culture all over when you turn on the tv.
>>723565946
Should have claimed her a year ago fucktard this isn't how it works i will be defending MY waifu
>>723565612
Yeah it's much more fun listening to weird people online and searching for the meaning of chemtrails
>>723565559
Aah, wonderful! That sounds like a very nice time. I'll be doing something similar, today.
>>723566020
Or maybe it's because actual journalists and owners of media are educated people who just tend to be somehow more on the left side
>>723566121
Are you fucking kidding me? Im very active both in steam and telegram i took a break from /b for 6 months AND I STILL CAME BACK BEFORE YOU you are too little too late cunt and gtfo of my steam page find another waifu or it's gonna be like this every god damn thread
>>723566121
Thank you, I will. You too, Rias.
>>723566157
Do you ever wonder why almost all of it is on the left side though?
And being educated could very well mean brainwashed.
>>723566242
Well you aren't a very nice person, in my opinion. And you aren't going to make me "find a new waifu" (??) by shouting at me and being generally aggressive
I miss the old konata poster
>>723566121
why are you using my emoticon wrongly -_-
>>723566458
me too :(
>>723566526
I think you mean tomoyoyo's emoticon :o
>>723566580
what's my emoticon then -_-
>>723566526
Sorry, didn't realise it was exclusively yours. Would you prefer me using something else?
>>723565946
>under age
>>723566349
Okay Ferris, let's call it a draw. I don't think this leads anywhere
>>723566359
Dude you're fucking cucking my waifu what am I supposed to do? Give you fucking flowers and condoms?! Of course im gonna get fucking pissed, find a new waifu and things will settle I've been here for over a year I literally trump you and every way you are currently nothing but a leeching thief stealing that which has already been claimed I guarantee at least damn near everyone in this chat would feel the same if it was theirs untill then you can fuck off i have no respect for you and you are nothing but a fucktarded heretic
>>723566722
Woah dude, chill
And actually, no one else really cares unless it's a particularly rare claim... And let's be honest, Rias is generally pretty popular
>>723566610
it's no problem friendo:
feel free to use it and be part of the cancer
there's so many emoticon posters now uwu
>>723566722
>i've been here for over a year
and haven't been here the last 10 months at least
you're irreverent here
>>723566607
me :o
tomoyoyo -_-
robbie :O
you dont have one, you just copy everyone kid
>>723566869
:(
you forgot foulaw's
mines could be uwu i guess :o
>>723566722
>>723566841
In the year I've been claiming nonw have opposed mate probably because I CLAIMED HER
>>723566863
Just because you go on a break to deal with personal problems doesn't mean you fucking died, even so i still came back before this guy showed up so i STILL beat him to the punch
>>723566918
was he always that sad? :(
I was gonna say you could have xd but uwu is good too:
>>723566928
good anime
>>723566986
morning kumikutie
>>723566863
Thanks ^.^
>>723566948
Well I've made friends here already so I'm not leaving, perhaps if you'd gotten to me earlier I would've been more co-operative
>>723566707
That's how all arguments go nowadays.
>>723566032
literally, nobody believes that, you are a puppet and swallow their every word
>>723566928
what's the name for this animated series ?
>>723567057
Did they ever run differently
>>723567066
>literally nobody
we both know that's not true
>>723566948
you might as well have
using the "I've been here longer xd" argument doesn't work because you're been gone for more than you have been here
you could not care like any normal functioning person
>>723567021
what :o
uwu is good uwu
>>723567025
no problem uwu
Bunch of faggots
>>723567021
11pm, but you were close. Hi.
>>723567137
it suits you uwu
>>723567118
we also know immigrants bring crime but you cuck lords want more
>>723566722
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>723567166
aussie? :o
>>723567185
i know uwu
>>723567191
is this just Hallow? Sure sounds like it :o
>>723567191
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
>>723567166
oh yeah you're europoor :o
what are you up to?
>>723567213
uwu
>>723566722
Dude.
For fucks sake.
>>723567257
uwu
カラミチーマス
>>723567213
Yeah.
>>723567257
Australian.
Everyone is arguing please no
>>723567098
Not really unless you count some dumb bets.
>>723567371
¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝq sɔᴉd ɹnoʎ llɐ ʇ,uplnoɥS
>>723567293
uwu
>>723567421
cheeky kun :o
Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchatz .com can help you today
>>723567421
it's just one autist ayayayayayayayayaya
no need to worry :o
>>723567468
uwu
>>723567468
you're miss using the word cheeky
>>723567503
N- no no
>>723567540
I thought cheeky was rude :o
which you are ;-;
>>723567540
Then i have the right to yell at you little shit!
>>723567468
sdoo
>>723567596
Fuck off mate
>>723562919
Putin's the one in charge, that's obvious, all this bs of being against him is just show. Putin has the goods on him. Trump thought he could get mentored in how to hijack a country and Putin has played him like a cheap violin.
>>723567596
Calm down
>>723567591
yes but, it's being rude in a gleeful way
>>723567596
1 v1 me faggot
>>723567536
uwu
>>723567751
you admit that you are rude :ok
>>723567638
how was your day? mine's just starting, I need to walk to the shop, but it's really cold so I'm waiting