You have 10 seconds to explain why you're a virgin in this

imma dindu

In a LDR with someone I've met online. She's worth the wait

>>723560743
no

>>723560562
Because all males are desperate, creating an unfair advantage where women can pick and choose whoever they want.

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Glad to say I'm not one anymore. Decided to hire an asian hooker and lost it to her. Screw relationships...fuck whores instead. Its cheaper in the long run and you don't have to commit to anything.
>Inb4 degenerate and loser and all other insults. At least I'm not a faggot that thinks its pointless to have hope in losing it you faggots!

>>723560743
You can be 100% sure she is sucking every man's dick she can
You're dumb

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>>723560562
i've had virtual sex before

Too beta

>>723560823
What makes you think that? I love her and trust that she thinks the same. Isn't trust the most important thing in a relationship?

>>723560562
Because Im not attractive.

>>723561156
I have seen ugly men with girlfriends. Be confident.

>>723560562
Because I'm a lazy self conscious wreck of a life eventually coming to accept that I like my boring lazy way of life.

I can only fix myself, and I don't feel like it.

>>723561156

There is lots of average and ugly women
Make them feel beautiful and fuck them

>>723561913
impossible to do with a straight face by how ugly they are nowadays

>>723560562
I have no sex-drive to the point that watching porn bores me to tears... the acting doesn't help either.

>>723560562

im ugly and poor. spend all my day here shitposting.

feels bad man.

I got my d*ck blown off fighting isis.

>>723560562

Because I like easy satisfaction, so I stay at home taking all the drugs and jacking of 3-5 times a day

Anything that's hard work in life just isn't worth it, because I'll guarantee you that there'll be an easy, reasonably priced alternative out there somewhere

>>723562158
Get a job you leeching scum. My taxes.

Because this sex obsessed world is also very shallow, where women can freely pick the more attractive men, while ignoring the less attractive ones.
I am not an attractive man, and years of being shunned has also made me a rather cynical man, so even if a woman could get over my looks, my personality would make pussy her drier than the sahara.

I expect to die a virgin.

I cant see people as sexual objects, it weirds me the fuck out. Forever a drone...

do you count as a virgin again if youve had sex quite a few times in the past, but nothing for almost 6 years?

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>>723561016
........

Because broad are the gates of Hell and narrow is the path to Paradise. Fornication is a sin and fornicators and adulterers will not be allowed in Paradise. Just because a bunch of you idiots are following the ways of this sex obsessed world does not make you in the right. I would rather do the LEAST popular thing than follow the path of all of you Damned human beings, retard.

>>723562628
No. Just a failed normie.

>>723560562
Picture source?

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>>723560743
Post a pic so we can see if she really is worth it

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>>723562769

>"Find someone"
Because I'm too lazy to pursue a relationship.

>"Go to clubs, faggot"
Live in a Muslim country under Muslim parents so getting a one-night stand is out of the question.

I'm content with jerking myself off for the rest of my life. Besides, I know people who can send a whore over.

>>723562769
Pretty accurate

Also this>>723562823

>>723562789
i hope her sis will be a whore just like mac is

>>723560562
Because I've been dead for 7 years

>>723560562
Because I don't like the concept of life.

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Bc I was homeschooled and I work with mostly all men.

>>723560562
Wasn't sent to school so I don't talk to anyone

i am virgin because i fap
i fap because I'm virgin

>>723563450
but you get extra points for banging your teacher

>>723560562
Because i dont want to be another cuck. Enjoy you whores.

Shy and fat

>>723564108
Lazy and fat more like

I'm 5'6 manlet

>>723560562
sex obsessed non virgin paps daily on /b/ posting pics of gif and saving other anons gfs...dont know reason

ugly

>>723560562
I aint.

Infact the last time I got pussy was last night.

Because of issues i had no girls interested in me and by the time they were fixed i was already an insecure older virgin.

In my childhood i had heavy stuttering, glasses, rare condition where part of my lip was swollen and got easily infected.

>>723560562
i'm broke af

>>723560562
Chloroform doesn't work like it does in the movies.

>>723565801
How does it work?

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat(z).com will help you today

>>723562395
You are not attractive, because decided not to be, you can only blame yourself.

>>723565953
Well you're supposed to hold it over the nose and mouth and the victim goes out quickly, but it actually doesn't in real life

I have none.

>>723561016
My guess is you're getting catfished. Tell me, how much money have you sent yet?

>>723566333
best answer

>>723560562
26yo KHV because I am ugly, and I have no other qualities to compensate for that. I am also moderately autistic.
You know, being me really is exhausting.

i'm waiting for that special someone.

i'm 43.

Saving myself for marriage

Ugly creep tired of everything

>>723566903
It's over man

>>723560812
>all males are desperate

Just the ones on 4chan.

I have no fucking social skills and spend all of my time on 4chan and vidya.

i'm not a virgin but lost it at 21, doesn't make that big of a difference, except i have more sex drive now.
Which sucks, cause i still don't know how to people.
Not an aspie, but i really have to like someone to actually spend time with them.
No initiative to get to know people or ask to hang out.
Also the constant self-doubt and irrational fear of rejection makes me behave like an asshole sometimes.

>>723567734
How did you lose it?

>>723560562

cause i'm retarded

not diagnosed for anything my whole life but i'm probably mentally retarded in some way

>>723560819
see I would fuck a whore but I want to be able to kiss the girl and not get STD's. Also don't wanna get catfished etc.

>>723560562
These posts are toxic and take young nerdy dudes who are already suffering from low self esteem down a defensive and dark path. Sex is highly overrated and there are many things in life that are way cooler and overrated. Instead we should be encouraging the nerdy youth to invest in themselves and focus on goals and then wah lah pussy shows up. We should end this vicious cycle, but deep down we all know it will never change. As long as society holds losing your virginity as some type of accomplishment for some reason we will deal with this.

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>>723567982
A colleague set me up with a girl. He said we'd be a good match.
He's a vile fucker, and did it because our boss was friendzoned by said girl, and wanted to see him suffer. I was happy to oblige.
Spent 8 months with the girl, it was a disaster of a relationship though.
I was happy to try normie life, but she was a control freak, so i dumped her.
I miss them titties bad.

>>723560562
unrelated topic: who's the girl in the pic?

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>>723560562
i fucking hate people

>>723560562
I'm not, but I all to easily could be. I don't go out and talk to people, generally, and I don't make an effort. That said, I'm not immensely attractive either.
I've fucked one woman about twenty times, it's been two years since then, and I'm going to fuck another woman tomorrow. Hardly much of a sex life.

But my life didn't change at all, honestly. Sex is great. So is booze. So is a nice sandwich. So is a warm, sunny day.

Most of the people who believe sex is the greatest thing on the planet you must experience constantly are either virgins or man-whores. At least virgins don't normally choose to be the way they are.

>>723569434
All too*
Dammit.

>>723560562
People throw their lives away for this shit.
Also, I'm not really attracted to any of the dumb broads around me.

>>723560562
I like saying no and making people beg.

sometimes to my own downfall

p bad phimosis. and i had spots on my dick around virginity losing time (16-18)

i do not want to do it because of desire, i want to do it because of feelings toward her.

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>>723560562
Will power