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>be me
>14 y/o
> school uses white boards
> replace white board marker ink with permanent marker ink
> Bio class
> teacher happens to teach human reproduction on that day
> Live in a pretty conservative country so it is a taboo topic
> draws huge cock on the board
> class over
> next teacher comes in
> tries to erase the board
> class laughs
> my autism kicks in
> "Ma'am stop rubbing the penis"
> She loses it
> principal's office
> She doesn't know I replaced the ink
> Lets me go
> I go back and see 3 bottles of acetone from the chem lab
> successfully wasted time and resources
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>>723560076
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got another story, continue?
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>>723560871
Fuckin go for it.
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your autism ruined it
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>be me
>7th grade
>found a kitten in the school basement\
>wanted to take it home
>take a cardboard box from store room
> put cat in and go to class
> cat takes a shit in it
> dammityoustupidcat.jpeg
> take the cat out and put the cat in my bag
> what do I do with that log of shit
> take a tape, seal the box
> keep the box over a cupboard in the classroom with 2-3 other similar boxes.
> leave for weekend with new pet
> on Monday the class smelled like a dead guy's asshole
> teacher wasn't able to teach
> Call the janitor to investigate
> He thinks its a dead rat
> traces smell to box
> rips it open in front of the whole class
> class sees there was a box with a massive log of shit on the cupboard
>mfw
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>>723561537
>kitten
>massive log of shit
me thinks something don't add up
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>>723561939
Kitten was at least 2 months old (what I'm guessing) she's 8 yrs now.
Shit was pretty big
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You got another story kid?
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