Do it faggot. Oh USB Stick. How I wish you were less thick.

>>723559750
Hello Solo my old friend
It's time to drink from you again
The tasty liquor I am sipping
And the bong that I am ripping
Put together, ringing echos in my brain
I can't complain
It's all thanks to you
Solo cup

>>723559750

Cock,
Dear cock
You mutha fuckin' rock

You're small
Quite small
But have decent balls

My pants?
I'll sag it
Why is OP
Such a faggot

Dick,
Darling dick
OP sucked you
Now he's sick

I call this poem "I Should Get Tested"

>>723559750
Oh wall,
How I don't like you at all;
Does this have to rhyme?
Dick cunt faggot

>>723560307
Why is your dick to the immediate left of your laptop?
Are...Are you squatting over it?

>>723560307
that brought a tear to my eye.

i'll try a haiku
>sad, left side speaker
>came with my first computer
>still cranks the music

>>723560370
I'm on a desktop and my body is twisted sideways, so to the left of my face is my dick. Why are you so concerned about the whereabouts of my cock, faggot?

>>723560381
Thank you, good anon

>>723559750
Oh internet dongle
You let me see 4chan
Through your magical connectioon to the net
This poem sucks.

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>>723560401

Not bad.

>>723559750
Hello sleeping bag
You make me mad
You're a fad
You look like my dad
And I'mma grab
That fab

>>723559750
Gunpla Collection
How much money have I spent?
Epic plastic crack.

>Doctor who boxset
>Came with three dvds
>Haven't finished them yet

Pistol
Millimeter Nine
Pistol
Friend of Mine

Eight plus one in my hand
Eight plus one cannot stand
Eight plus one hear the sound
Eight plus one in the ground

Pistol
Metal
Pistol
Meddle

Father Colt
Mother Browning
Uncle Mauser
Aunt Winchester

Pistol
Through death saves life
Pistol
Pistol
This is a gun fight, why'd your bring a knife?

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>>723560556
thanks!

>>723559750
A cup

>>723560761
just a hunch, but you wrote this poem long before this thread, didnt you?

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>>723560401
Actually top tier
>>723560446
Like this?

>>723560816
A cup to drink
A cup to contain
A cup runneth over
A cup still remains

>>723560902
No, I didn't.

>>723560905

.. Did you just immortalize me in Paint art?

And something like that actually, except instead of that shit tier wood chair, it's a comfy rolling chair with a pillow and my feet are on a piano keyboard instead of a stool. Accurate, otherwise though.

Slumbering wife, th y narrow sinus wheeze both tempt;
But to wake and with thy rebuke deal?
Nay, better to fap and live to fuck on the morrow.

>>723559750
Oh bird in a bird cage.
You whistle like your on a stage.
But don't you wish that you could fly?
Does it make you wanna cry?
You know what bird?
If I ate you.
You'd be turd.

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>>723560905
>>723561018
my sides...

>>723561018
Yes, yes I did. Did you like the micropenis? I felt it brought a sense of realism to the masterpiece.
That position is fuckin weird tho. Lay on a bed or something faggot

>>723561140
shakespearian...

>>723559750
vitamin D bottle
when sunlight thy winter throttles
feel not seasonally affected
consume, and upward mine mood's erected

Oh thy boot
You're a boot
How 'bout thoot?

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>>723561210

I didn't notice the micro penis. I thought you just couldn't draw lines because you're a 10 year old faggot.

>pic related, me right now enjoying a delicious cup of go fuck yourself

>>723559750
there once was a sideways monitor
with which I do browse the chan of four
its pixels are dense
the contrast immense
and now there is cum on the floor

>>723561409
That's hot as fuck, post tits

>>723561369
Fucking Canadians.

Oh Lamp how I adore Thee,
I'm simply not worthy,
Of your presence and the light that you bring.
While stuck in the corner,
You're never Forlorn or,
You could not appear such a king.

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MY Golden sack of green, ever ready to help me be obscene

ILLEGAL and prosperous to those without, whom never tried will always shout

ANGER justly jousted directly to the jumping human, of unconsciousness, it will build new men.

ALL in all, it will be my downfall, not an addiction but an enjoyment, destroyer of worlds and even employment.

Marijuana <3 thank you /b/ you've been a great audience.

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>>723559750
Ode to my banana tree

Oh banana tree
You who just goes and be
Your leaves are growing greener
Hoping the summer could come sooner
You hate the terrible cold
Yet fight it, strong and bold
Don't stop striving, banana tree
Summer comes to thee
Although I do like the cold
I'll make sure you live strong and old.

>>723561682
I like the last stanza/line. Story of my life

>>723561830
You're an Oriental American or you have a bunch of them in a tree looking in your window? Confused.

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oh, blanket blanket,
i want you whenever i go to sleep
without you where would i ever be
wipe myself or lose you
why wouldnt i want you back
i just had a stain from this video called

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>>723559750
I dont feel at home in this world anymore
everyone is an asshole
they stole my grandmas silver
and my laptop too
there's a sign in my yard that says no dog poo

>>723561953
nope, just a frenchfag that got one offered while on a business trip, and put it inside of it's house
Don't ask me why they did that tho...

little bicsuit
you make me happy
little biscuit
you make my horny

i would like to cum on you
just to eat and eat the true
this poeme has no sens
barbecue

So skinny and long
Dragging itself along
Attached on one end
Never will it bend
Thank to him, I will never stop
Showing how gay you are, op
Laptop adapter, I love you
Laptop adapter, Never without you

phone
telephone
I love my phone

p
h
o
n
e

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>>723561953
Bananafag here : proof in pic

>>723562433
Thats one sickly looking shrub

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necklace oh necklace you remind me im sexless
necklace oh necklace you remind me im reckless
necklace oh necklace you just bring me pain
necklace oh necklace just bring on the rain.

Oh my fat gf
Your favorite tv show
Is on. It's Cake Boss.

>>723559750
Oh, you, Samsung Xpress M2070W with a spare cartridge on top...
Tell me how it feels to be as stained as a mop... ... ...

GF should clena up her fucken printer!

>>723559750
Mothafuckin bitch ass bed
Drive by with my posse and blast it dead
RIIIIIICOLLLLLA
Fuck my bed and give it EEEBOLLAA

Tall ass coffee mug
Sunflowers and cats on it
Ain't no coffee left

Oh my finger
You stink of asshole
My girl's butt.

>>723559750

mirror mirror on the wall
dirty and spotted, seen it all
reflecting images of loathing and shame
wish they weren't visible through the stains

>>723559750
Oh my chick
How I wish you where less thick.
You take up a lot of room on m bed.
Maybe I should replace you with a smaller cute chick.

>>723563598

last line should be - Maybe I should replace you with a smaller cute chick instead.

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>>723559750

>>723559750
Half liter beer mug, she is,
Dry, with two used blacktea filters in there
Hollow, as my blackened soul, she is.
Done. there not much more "hang in there"

>I cant rhyme for shit.