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Long story short my roommate is batshit crazy and is trying to kick me out early. I have a sublet agreement, landlord doesn't know about it apparently. Not really important but legally they are fucked. Her friend and her are trying to smoke me out by being crazy, unplugging internet etc and just general screaming.
Whats the most petty thing I could do that she will never find out? Right now it's 3 am and I have my speakers on full blast, with nigger rap. I took her toothbrush and cleaned my hershie kisses post-shit too. What else can I do?
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>>723558845
There attempts at trying to smoke me out
>had her mom threaten me physically
>took internet
>put a garbage bag in my room (lol)
>whipped all my toiletries into my room
>probably stole some shit i don't know about
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>>723558904
Cmon /b/ros i know this shit is up your alley.
What if I did some low key property damage and left?
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>>723558845
Last bump /b/
Send in your sinister ideas please
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>>723558845
Superglue the locks when you leave.
Fuck up the plumbing.
Shit in a pickle jar.
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>>723560888
Leave dead fish in air vent.
Forward the mail.
Sell her shit on Craigslist.
Rub balls on all surfaces.
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