rekt thread my pretties! This thread contains >nerve gas

>>723557124
>eternal bleeding

Fucking KEK

It doesn't matter it's all webms anyway. Only poor kids and dudes on their laptops/pc's will see it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>723557195
>yoga flame

I fucking keked

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>>723558537
I wish someone would paste some street fighter music and sfx onto that webm.

>>723558578
kek

>>723557195
lost at filename

>>723558578
so nothing happens? the guy runs behind the fire

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>>723559401
No he jumps into it.

>>723559441
and the guy who walks out of it at the same distance... use your eyes

>>723559537
>implying they have eyes

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>>723559537
You can even see him in the fire, use your eyes.

>>723558494
You are a dumb one

>>723559170
Fucking deserved that shit. I mean the train was RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

>>723559714
Anyone got more rekt bullfighters?

>>723558578
So did he come out with his hatched dragons or what?

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>>723559960
He was successfully dragged out of the fire 8 minutes later. He made a full recovery and has since opened a vape shop in Maryland.

>>723559441
People with vore fetish fap to that

>>723561433
*local

>>723562498
story?

>>723563029
>dialysis clinic in albania or somesuch eastern europe country
>two patients have a dispute
>one patient comes back later
>releases mixtape
>everything is fire
>assailant and two women are killed
>primary victim survives the day
>I highly doubt he survived the week but news article doesn't mention it

>>723558700
>who'sgonnafixAmerican'scomputers.webm

>>723557282
Was nerve gas?

>>723557424
>filename

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>>723563443
You bet your ass it was nerve gas

>>723557282
That woman on right was really fucking lucky

>>723557158
lol good timing.

DOUBLE KILL!

Really makes you think about how the universe works.

>>723561433
why?

>>723564209
Story?

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>>723564346
man is capable of unspeakable acts

>>723558238
Kek file name

>>723558300
Ok,wtf happened?

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>>723557124

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>>723561433

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Bored of snapchat? > Snapchatz .com will help you today

>>723558700
Its too bad the murky water didn't allow the view of the moped transforming into a kick ass one man battle submarine....

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WHy don't you go to Snapchatz .com and all your worries will be gone!

Is it bad that none of this affects me - barely any emotional or physical response ... i feel slightly monsterish

>>723564209
Manicure training academy finals.

>>723564746
Sauce on the t-girl?

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>>723565251
Samantha Q

anyone got some justice rekt webms?

>>723565684
>bus full of people
>or cars with 2 to 8 people max

Good call on the semi driver if he really couldn't stop

>>723563861
Woah

>>723564454
Those dogs are pussies

>>723564409
Thief, I think.

>>723566929
How could you ever think this is a good idea.

>>723568011
an abundance of adipose cells can impare your judgement

>>723566929
That triforce tat

>>723566929
He looks like the 30 something yo that's still in your hometown and thinks he's gonna make it as a rapper

>>723568222
underrated post

>>723557534
You got me there haha XD

>>723566558
Vehicle AI still garbage in C&C

>>723565209
>mesuch eastern europe country
>>two patients have a dispute
>>one patient comes back later
>>releases mixtape
>>everything is fire
>>assailant and two women are killed
omfg, dude cmon

I just want to address your use of "my pretties". You are eternally gay, I hope you die in a nerve gas chamber, you giant fagwitch

>>723568670
holy shit these captions, top notch shit

>>723568670
What did that poor guy do to get fucking kicked after being set on fire?

>>723563331
Think he did, thought that was best part, hate someone enough to kill them, kill yourself and two other people trying but not your target.

>>723568714
Needs a wasted edit

>>723568670
This is the Valley Parade Fire in 1985.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_City_stadium_fire

>>723568172
thats the first thing i noticed...kek

>>723557124
Do you have dental insurance?

>>723570029
Gif was better, longer and no progress bar...

>>723570029
>americantv.webm

>>723559170
and the darwin award goes tooooooo

>>723570026
need story

>>723564272
even water hates nignogs

>>723558505
Jesus fucking Christ

>>723570026
forgot to put the toilet seat down

>>723568929
dont fuck with santa claus

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>>723568929
>>723571008
Its blanquito

>>723570848

Why is it so satisfying watching a dindu getting beat?

>>723568611
based horse

Can someone post the webm of the bike accident when the guy lost his flesh of the face?

>>723570155
I love how their pants are so far down that its literally under their ass, just to make it much easier to show the world how you shat yourself.

>>723571362
>>723571410
God these are so fucking satisfying.

>>723571362
>>723571410
got more of those revenge/justice rekts?

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>723571834
Cute b8, faggot.

>>723571834
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>723557158
This is why I fucking hate motorcycle drivers, especially chinese/indian ones.

>>723557195
Idiot shouldn't have inhaled.

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>>723571834

>>723564409
Venezuelan prision, inmates chopping the fingers of some other poor bastard

>>723564940
Don't worry anon, you're not the only one, I question my mental health sometimes when I actually look for worse shit than I've seen before.

>>723571941
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>>723571654
That feeling is called justice. I love it, too.

>>723557282
Man that's depressing. That guy didn't deserve that.

It looks like the pickup driver's brakes failed or something.

>>723568829
fuck you nature :'(

>>723572128
tekes some serious skill to hit a moving target like that

>>723571781
Out of all of them, this one feels the best.

>>723572071
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8

>>723569851
>tiredness can kill, take a break.

>>723570848
he snapped his neck or it was just passed?

>>723557424
Man it looks like China is just falling apart everywhere you go. What the fuck man.

>>723572302
Oh so that's funny to you? Is that it you fucking pathetic faggot? Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.

The worst part about all of these is that it isn't all that hard to cause permanent injury to someone when they're down or otherwise defenseless. There are a LOT of people in jail because they just had to get one more hit in to 'teach them a lesson' and ended up killing them.

A guy I went to school with thought he'd be clever and tie a two foot long rope to an old fashioned night stick, so he could swing it by the rope before he hit. One day he was being a little bitch and got hit for it, so the next afternoon he waited outside this guy's last class and clocked him in the back of the head with it when he came out. He died pretty much instantly. The dead guy had a brother in jail. Now the night stick swinger is a parapalegic because the brother had two guys hold him down so he could power stomp the guy's spine.

>>723568670
How many hooligans used the oppurtunity to kick a random guy in the nec?

>>723557534
Lel

>>723559170
Looks like a suicide or extreme stupidity.

>>723557424
That retard tried to stop the charge?

>>723557158
3 for 1
Triple Bonus

>>723557534
OMFG MODS MOOODS!

>>723564272
slo mo did it for me. Looks like he has the same kind of luck as me.

>>723564454
the rebellion begins

>>723565684
China once again. What the fuck is going on in that country?

>>723564670
I'm guessing that his hair got caught in some weird machine and he was literally scalped.

>>723572428
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>723559170
Darwin at it's finest

>>723558255
I don't get it?
Whats happening

>>723568506
>ooh, you touch my tra-la-la

>>723571033
One of my favourites. Why did the black guy think he was able ro take on that massive dude? Makes no sense and he got what he deserved

>>723568555
They need to put a feature in Grand Theft Auto where this happens sometimes if you try to jack a gang member or something.

>>723568611
Little bitch needed discipline and that horse is probably her dad.

>>723571309
Poor Beetle

>>723571941
You are so fucking ridiculous, you know right ?

>>723558494
Then why am I laying in bed watching all of them on my phone you retarded faggot?

>>723568829
Yep that's basically what happens when you release an animal back into the wild.

I wish they filmed that poor girl's reaction.

>>723558700
Damn pajeet that was a new bike

>>723571615
I can't ever see when he's supposed to have shit himself

>>723569929
Cheating Irishman

>>723563943
12 year old detected

>>723572834
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.

>>723569966
offroad unicycle?

>>723572907
tank is trying to find the rpg-weilder in the building

rpg is fired

rpg barely misses

tank fires at rpg shooter's location

>>723564791
>>723561433
I don't get it

>>723573581
I wanted to bring up an important reminder about how anons interact with each other on /b/. It is not a problem that exists solely on /b/, but rather the internet as a whole. /b/ is a wonderful place for interacting with people from all walks of life, but the anonymity it can afford can make it easy to forget that really, on the other end of the screens and keyboards, we're all just people. Living, breathing, people who have lives and goals and fears, have favorite TV shows and books and methods for breeding Pokemon, and each and every last one of us has opinions. Sure, those opinions might differ from your own. But that’s okay! People are entitled to their opinions. When you argue with people in person, do you say as many of the hate filled and vitriolic statements you see people slinging around on /b/? Probably not. Please think about this next time you're in a situation that makes you want to lash out. If you wouldn't say it to their face, perhaps it's best you don't say it on /b/.

Try to be courteous to others. See someone having a bad day and starting a feels thread? Give them a compliment or ask them a thoughtful question, and it might make their day better. Did someone reply to your comment with valuable insights or something that cheered you up? Reply to them with a quick thanks letting them know you appreciate their comment.

So I ask you, the next time an anon picks a fight with you, or you get the urge to harass another anon because of something they typed on a keyboard, please... remember the human.

>>723557124
Best OP text

>>723573080
>>723573581
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>>723573826
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

>>723569768
stupid to cut the vid before he actually knocks the spick out

>>723571309
dumbass

>>723573971
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>723570330
underrated

https://youtu.be/8mRN9LEG3Wg

Wait until the end for it

>>723563572
Strreeeeeeeets of fireee

>>723557158
>>723571947
yeah i have no empathy for bikefags

>>723574415
yeah no one gives shit what you think

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>>723574169
>>723573971
>>723573873
>>723573873
>>723573873
>>723573826
>>723573581

>>723574169
sad bait is sad, anon.

>>723574531
dawww babby is mad

>>723574531
Drive a real car stupid. Motorcycles are for back roads only without any cars around.

>>723557305
That's amazing actually. The snow looked weird from the start

>>723563572
richard pryor must be driving

>>723574535
Im pretty sure thats just a copypasta fight

>>723571410
Once a gangster always a gangster

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>>723559170
>Ironically it happened in Darwin, Australia.

>>723565390
The fuck happened to that thing

>>723564454
is that edward scissorhands?

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>>723574903
>pretty sure

>>723572128
bank shot

>>723568929

How... stupid can a single person be...

>>723575024
I was just trying to help you piece of shit. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>723575024
what you on about you autistic cunt?

>>723567448
Beat me to it. Guy made the right call honestly

>>723575209
Goddamn piece of... Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>723568929
>i'll have 2 guns,so no way we can fail

>>723570069

Kek... you had one job, but you even failed at robbery

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>>723564209
"There's no savages just different cultures"

>>723568929
It's obviously a pawn shop.

>>723568611
>Horse could have killed her with one kick
>Instead tells her to stop in the least painful way he could manage.
Good horse

>>723575179
>>723575271
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

>>723575271
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

>>723575400
Oh yeah?!?!?! Well you're an ugly stinky head! HAA Bet you wouldnt say that if you saw my roblux stash!

>>723558398
Man what the fuck was he doing lmao

>>723575384
no shit, sherlock

>>723558494

I think only iPhone idiots can't see webm

>>723571261
Who robs a store with cops in it?

>>723573109
Kek ikr. It's only iPhones that can't see webms

>>723572080
Oh dear xenu that was gruesome

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>>723572449
damn anon.
I love stories like this.

>>723558494
Next time buy a real phone fagboy

>>723560043
Fucking KEK

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>>723574531
haha bike riding faggot, grow up. Whenever I see one of you faggots swerving between cars i pop my door open and make you stop, and these cocksmokers actually get mad.

>>723564838
I salute to that guy RIP

>>723571781
Fuckin love this

>>723557305
that's fucking nightmarish

>>723571460
What are those?

>>723571261
That cop deserves a lot of respect for the restraint he showed. A nice change from the trigger-happy retards you usually see.

>>723574415
>>723571947
The fuck did the biker do? The car was the one out of control.

>>723557124
Don't forget
>did he died

>>723575883
>implying I ride a bike
Still no one cares what you think

>>723576037
he was stupid to get on a bike at all

>>723568555
HAHA fuck those cunts

>>723558578
Why such a large resolution webm for potato quality bitrate.

>>723568611
That was A-neigh-zing

>>723575708
The name says otherwise, faglord.

>>723576184
>biker injures himself
>car injures biker + pedestrian
obv bikers fault, no bias here

>>723557282
I like that the back half of the buses here is raised up so the seats are above any traffic.
You just have to worry about the engine catching fire.

>>723568392
Arrow to the knee

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>>723576110
Thats my first time posting, so how the fuck could "Still" no one care? fucking retard, get the fuck out of here

>>723570069
What kind of fucking retard shoots himself in the chest.

>>723568929
Fuck I love justice things

>>723575711
>>723558494
use clover you fucking newfags

>>723576279
it's a store, they sell guns. "gun" is even in the store's name. if that doesnt qualify as a gun store, what does?

>>723570376
Too much brutality MODS!

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>>723564209
They should have a wood block, those concrete blocks are going to ruin the edge on that axe.

>>723569727
Wow..Great tag

>>723576336
By all means, keep posting then you fucking autistic cunt. We're all on the edge of our seats waiting for your next brilliant reply.

>>723576515
A store that primarily sells guns is a gun store. Walmart sells books for example, but they are not a bookstore.

>>723558267
Why.
Is that some fucked up nigger circumcision?

>>723557124
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny copypasta" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this rekt thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a rekt thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with copypasta.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any rekt thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the copypasta. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting copypasta. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level shit day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating rekt threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every rekt is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this copypasta shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>723576688
holy fuck you are retarded. stay in school, kiddo

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>>723574938
is Argentina

>>723576766
How do you not know what names are for? When there are several technically valid names for something, only an autist pics the least relevant ones. lrn2words.

>>723576400
Probably wanted to say the clerk shot him for big cash settlement.>>723570069
>>723570069

>>723557195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5nA5D2B3ZA

>>723568447
Dumb fuck

>>723564454
sheep anti-feminism

>>723576584
And that kids is why you do not wear such tight pants and underwear

>>723576854
That would be a WebM. It's is a video file format. It is primarily intended to offer a royalty-free alternative to use in the HTML5 video tag. The development of the format is sponsored by Google. WebM files consist of video streams compressed with the VP8 or VP9 video codec, audio streams compressed with the Vorbis or Opus audio codecs, and WebVTT text tracks. The WebM file structure is based on the Matroska media container.

>>723558267
Two-Tone Malone

>>723557305
this made my toes fucking curl in terror

>>723568611
She's lucky the horse didn't eat her for lunch.

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>>723568929
These are the best.

Id have more if it werent for the fucking 2mb limit.

>>723570026
>muh feminism

>>723575348
I think the story is that it's his GF at her job and she dumped him or some shit so he killed himself infront of her.

>>723566929
I want to see the aftermath, how burnt did the fatty get.

>>723562498
Well that wasnt very nice

>>723570888
lost

>>723565390
>born this way

>>723575348

That wasn't a robbery you moron

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>>723568670

>>723566558
Fuck anyone living in those houses apparently

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>>723568929
here in the bus

>>723568764
There goes his street cred

>>723568878
Perfect example of fight or flight. Fuckin more people shouldve jumped in to help that fucker