Right now I'm sitting in a train. In the seat next to me

tell him hes a gay nigger faggot

Tell him that your father despised you 5 years ago and hasn't talked to you since

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>>723554475
Fart as loudly and proudly as you can, you skinny jean wearing faggot. And if you can't drop an air biscuit, drop a deuce in your pants.

>>723554475
kys for inb4'ing on the OP

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ask him what he thinks of the wage gap

how he responds will tell you everything you need to know

>>723554960
Tell him wage gap should correspond to thigh gap.

>>723555015
well we need to determine if he is in fact a faggot or just made a really unfortunate style choice

Tell him Asians make more on average and that the statistics are skewed

Come on make it interesting. Getting dubs ain't that hard.

Ask him if he has a girlfriend or wife that can peg you

shit your pants while looking him straight in the face

>>723555476
hop into his lap and either fart or shit yourself