Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Tali claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ATR6OZ6ck
>>723544938
I wish it snowed all year
>>723545552
Again I haven't talked to you much as of the moment so I can't judge you for myself yet. Right now though I need to head to sleep
>>723545692
Slav
>>723546335
Claimed
> i am hallow
>>723545549
Rain is simply relaxing, love it. The harder it pours the better
>>723545781
Some don't use/like phones so they like to use the easy access of telegram or discord on their pc's
>>723545811
Lewder 0////0
>>723545173 (Juvia)
It's gonna pick up here pretty quickly now that March is around the corner. Plenty of creeks and other spots to get some good catches around here.
>>723545310 (Saber)
My backlog is gigantic, but I chip away at it bit by bit. I don't see an end to it in sight, but that's a good thing. I'll take money over time in this instance.
>>723545315 (Misaki)
Yeah, it's always complicated when it comes to former partners. One way or another there's those reminders that seem to come around out of nowhere.
It's not easy when that kind of thing happens, but it can be a reminder to be more decisive on the next go around if the opportunity presents itself.
>>723545552 (Hallow)
What's your next move once you're 100% out of money?
Greetings
Going to watch some anime! Goodnight all!
>>723545549
i live outside of fairbanks
i wish i was in AZ with Hamakaze right now...
>>723545552
your mother!
>>723545593
so cute... but so evil
goodnight tanya~
>>723545813
i wish you would trust me more...goodnight hama-san
>>723546509
Mother daughter action?
>>723546488
I've never seen snow
>>723546557
howdy
>>723546643
They're the same person
>>723546624
ew tablet user? Learn computers skrub
>>723546544
Thanks though, I am gonna remain feeling pretty shit about it unfortunately. Nothing you can really help me with. I am just in a bad spot right now, mentally speaking.
I have to push on though.
>>723546624
>>723546722
That's sad. Im trying to get money to move up north.
>>723546624
.
>>723546488
Me too.
>>723546537
It really is, and i love the smell
>>723546618
Do you like it? I've been to a lot of states so far, it's pretty interesting to see them.
>>723546618
Goodnight and have fun
>You gotta earn my trust from scratch
>>723546537
I didnt post that Hamakaze lewd. It's an illegal lewd
>tfw 80 dollars away from getting a ps4
>>723546537
Rain is my least favorite weather especially in the heat.
Dibs on Mei all other waifus are shit except Yuzu then you're okay kek
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>723545336
That's not how it works...
>>723545419 Tali
I thought you had your license?
>>723545552 Rias
I actually ment it what was happening in the show. But it's my fault for not wording it better.
However i was eventually going to ask how you were. Do you Have any plans?
>>723545813 hama
No you're a bully
>>723546544
>dubs
What kind of fish do you usually catch?
Bear. Is. Claimed.
>>723546544
Give up on life or go full blow neet, perhaps both idk i have till the 18th to make 180$ or im fucked so it's starting to not look good for me...
>>723546618
SHOCKING REVELATION!
>>723546876
^u^
>>723546987
DOUBLE SHOCKING REVELATION
>>723547080
No im running out of plans and options...
>>723547181
bear is my nickname
>>723546829
where do you live now? I don't like the cold, I've lived in arizona my whole life
>>723546488
>>723546735
>>723546829
>>723546995
an excellent waifu
>>723547345
tri state area its getting hot again and I hate it
>>723547478
And a loyal friend
good evening
i claim the Brisby, the best timid but determined mouse.
>>723546741
Yeah, it's not always about fixing the problem- I'm not hard to find if you gotta vent or just need someone to listen. Keep on going and time will take care of the rest.
>>723546995
>rain in the heat
That crap is horrible. Even worse when it's raining while the sun's out.
>>723547080
Around here, it's catfish, bass, and depending on the time of year, things like crappie, sandbass, or other stuff. Gar can be found in the rivers, but they're not for everyone.
>>723547239
Wew. I'd NEET it up and plan my next move if it came to that. I've been in that boat before, but some of the debt was my own fault too.
>>723547239
^=^
>>723547559
evening
now and forever
Back from the shower
Claiming best girl
Morning
>>723547642
How are you, Mado?
>>723547794
Was it nice?
>>723547835
Good evening
>>723547835
>best girl
that's not speedwagon
>>723547794
How was your shower?
This is not a shitpost.
>>723547619
Thank you, Houki. It's just been kind of dark for me and it probably isn't helping that I'm up way late at night and thinking about tfw no gf.
I'm kind of hoping that this is just another spell, and maybe something will change, but it's hard to see a way out. But again, it's late, I'm alone here, I'm really not doing anything to help my situation right now. Good night Houki. Thank you.
It's a spherical kind of feel
>>723547239
Well what's your next move? Or do you not have one planned?
>>723547619
What's your preferred catch?
>>723548051
Playing an old korean mmo grinder.
Says a lot about my mental state.
Bork!
>>723548051
>>723548082
It was hot and wet but hot water ran out so I couldn't nap.
>>723547619
I don't like being a leech though....i get constant shit for it, im jist so sick and tired nothing ever goes my way so i often think giving up is the best option...but lets not get into that, im told self pitty isnt pretty
>>723547794
Wb
>>723548163
None i ran out i literally don't know what to do, I can't force people to hire me nor are they
>>723548051
>>723548064
Are you trying to insult Weedspagon by saying he's a girl?
>>723548051
Hai Louise? How's you?
>>723548239
Meh, they can be fun sometimes.
>>723548392
Can people nap standing up?
>>723548638
I'm doing well! How about you?
>>723548101
Late nights like this can cut both ways- you sometimes get your best thinking done in these hours, but with it comes feeling as you are sometimes. Take care, see you around.
>>723548163
Catfish for eating, striper for a fish that fights the entire time you're reeling it in. They're good eating too.
>>723548652
People always ask that but forget tubs are a thing and the next thing they ask is why not run a hot bath and then I say because a hot bath doesn't make noise.
>>723548392
Are you the one who can never sleep?
>>723548652
I'm having enough fun.
^^
>>723548609
That okay sign always makes me laugh
>>723548101
You're sad because you don't have a gf? Weak. Life is better when you single for men and women alike. Humans weren't meant to be attached to people other than their own mothers.
>>723548677
I'm good. Woke up a while ago. First time in weeks that I managed to sleep more than 4h.
>>723548814
But consider this
Music, a nice cup of tea, and a warm bathtub
>>723548848
Well, that's good if nothing else.
I'm looking for something to do, myself
>>723549019
Ahh, that sounds nice! It's good to get some sleep.
>>723548609
What.....the.....fuck.....
>>723549249
Only thing i drink in the shower is beer, lotta people think that's weird but idc...it's less weird than tea lol
>>723549249
What do you enjoy?
>>723548848
Yeah that is me. >>723549249
That sounds horrible. I can't sleep with music easily a drink is something to do and I'm wallowing in my filth
>>723548930
Louise is such a good slut too. I must have drained my balls to her 300 times since 2008.
>>723549467
It's beautiful.
>claiming
>>723549249
There's just something off about tub water for me, the way it gets colder and dirtier with time.
>>723549467
I
don't drink in the shower please
a bath is okay
but
>>723549511
Ehh...This and that. Vidiya, anime, movies, tabletop RPG...
>TTRPG
Too tired to work on my rules right now.
>Movies
I dont wanna commit to one
>vidiya
what to play
>>723549517
Music is great, and drinks are relaxing
>>723549570
I don't suppose you'd stop posting lewd Louise if I asked?
>>723548599
>dubs
It's been a while since I've looked for a job, I'm sure you're already doing this but you can try my old strategy i used in Highschool. Apply everywhere and anywhere. Someone has to take you.
But I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that but that's the best i got
>>723548762
I might have tasted cat fish but never actually caught one. Been a while since I've fished but if i recall correctly up here the better fish for eating is Trout, personal favorite of mine. There's plenty others but it's been so long i can't remember any right now.
>>723549714
I could see that too, but it is nice when it's warm.
>>723548652
I nap when I'm walking to work
Still successful on this nonlethal Deus Ex. Though I do like to burn MJ12 mooks. They deserve the burn. The NSF doesnt. Ill be going lethal when up against them.
>>723549570
> lewding your waifu in public
What are you? A cuck?
>>723549717
/ shrug
>>723549736
I need a real job I've been woking in fast food since 18 and i am D O N E with it so that strategy goes instantly out the window
>>723548599
Yeah, it's not pretty at all. The fact that you feel as you do about leeching says something about your sense of self. While it might mean taking a couple steps back in order to find a way forward, I'd say keep trying. Retail and the service industry sucks (been there, done that) for sure, but if it pays the bills, then it's worth sticking with as a stepping stone for your next career move. Sometimes brute perseverance wins the day.
If you ever decide you want to talk about things elsewhere, I'm around.
>>723549736
Trout are pretty tasty too, I was never much of a fly fisherman, but they were pretty easy to find around the university campus since a large creek ran through a large part of the campus and nearby area. Fishing between classes was quite nice, or going out behind the dorms and catching dinner. The catfish down here are much larger though.
>>723549517
Are you depressed?
>>723549717
What kind of vidya do you like?
>>723549717
Not to me for sleep.
>>723549717
Sure.
>>723550095
Louise isn't my waifu.
>>723549842
I
what?!
>>723550095
I'm considering drinking a bit but I dont wanna get drunk alone
>>723550369
top 5..
>Super Metroid
>Life Is Strange
>Dark Souls 3
>Chrono Trigger
>Super Mario World
>>723550385
I could see that, then..Do you normally like music though?
>>723550501
Thank you!!
All these waifus are shit.
Try harder niggers.
>>723550664
>I
>what?!
I get to work and I have no memory of the walk there. I feel refreshed, if a bit dopey. My eyes are barely open.
I was asleep.
>>723549249
Yeah, it feels pretty great.
>>723549842
That's impossibru.
>>723550341
Im fucking 22 inneed something solid, something to he proud of ( good pay, benefits, full time, ect) i dont wanna be 50 flipping burgers and dreaming of killing myself every night
>>723550501
W-what?...
>>723550664
I can't afford booze or I'd drink the pain away every night
>>723550677
> all your waifus are shit
> posts umaru
>>723550664
You haven't asked yet.
>>723550838
She's not my waifu, that's why I can easily post her lewds.
>>723550369
Don't you need to see a doc for that kind of thing? >>723550664
Musics fine normally yes.
>>723550805
..Well alright then
>>723550832
Well
That's fair
>>723550846
>>723550942
PLEASE STOP POSTING LEWDS OF LOUISE
>>723550942
Please dont as she is someone here's waifu
>>723550664
A cute boy bought me dark souls 3, haven't got to play it yet though.
>>723550966
no.
>>723550966
That's good..I'm pretty passionate about music
>>723550942
Don't you need at least trips to steal someone's waifu?
>>723551050
DS3 is good. Ever played other Soulsborne games?
>>723551167
I have ds2 gifted also, but i never got to play it either. So i haven't played any of them.
>>723547080
I have a mississippi commercial driver's license, i move to cali and they make you retake the written test
>>723550838
Oh, for sure, but life has a way of kicking you while you're down. And quite hard at that. I'm 10 years ahead of you, but I didn't find that work you described until I was closer to 25. Moving out wasn't gonna happen until I was out of debt and had enough money to my name to go along with the job stability and benefits.
Before that it was job hopping and gradually working my way upwards in pay and opportunity before an actual career move presented itself.
Don't sell yourself short, but you might have to temper your expectations with humility because you have monetary obligations staring you in the face here and now.
Take care though, it's tough but not impossible.
Time for me to sleep, goodnight all.
>>723551010
Okay, I'll stop.
>>723551046
Don't tell me what to do, bitch.
>>723551167
She's not my waifu.
>>723551336
Dont kill you're self
>>723550942
Still...>>723546335
> not oversexualized content
>>723551046
^ this
>>723551331
Night
>>723551050
Oh well. >>723551055
Lots of people are. I was into it more when I did orchestra.
>>723551235
DS2 is shit. Don't play it before DS1 or DS3.
You should stream once you start playing. Watching people play DS games first time is great.
>>723551050
Please do, Dark Souls 3 is fantastic.
>>723551336
Thank you
>>723551331
Goodnight
>>723551409
Why would I kill myself? I love my life so much.
>>723551433
I only follow my own rules.
>>723551443
Tck
Your welcome.
>>723551433
Do territories reset in For Honor after some time, or did DEUS VULT?
>>723551443
I can't beat the Abyss Watchers. Can you give tips for phase two? One guy with a flaming sword. Can't dodge his shit.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723551634
Pro tip: Git gud
I have it installed, so i'll let you know when i do and i'll stream it for you.
(not going to sing)
>>723551443
I do plan on it.
>>723551635
im new what is this meme
>>723551437
I was in band in middle school, but that was it..
>>723551562
Would you be so kind as to never post Louise lewds again?
>>723551634
Roll more.
It sounds like glib, but it's true.
Roll more, and if you need to, put more points into Vit.
Grass Crest Shield may be helpful, or the Chlorthany Ring (spelling)
Or a Green Blossom
>>723551701
Good! I'd love to watch your stream too
>>723551562
Because now your doing what i told you
>>723551485
Dude....
>>723551562
/sigh
>>723551578
Idk?....i dont own the game
>>723551776
What do I do with 3GBs of Louise lewds?
>>723551802
No, I do want.
>>723551832
Maybe I should post your lewds.
>>723551776
Sounds fun!
^^
>>723551776
Thanks kind sir. I'm at probably 40 attempts now. Really learning game mechanics though...
>>723551898
I told you not to kill you're self. You're doing it. Also post bateman lewds.
>>723551898
>What do I do with 3GBs of Louise lewds?
Give them to m-
I mean, uhhh
I have no idea
bork bork
>>723551898
I'd love it if you deleted them.
Please..
>>723551961
I was watching Aya-claimer and he just murdered everyone
>>723551980
That's good! What level are you, I'd love to help you out with some co-op
>>723552085
REEEEEEEEEE
>>723552143
It will just be me getting mad and dying a lot probably.
>>723551776
I stopped because I moved otherwise I would have kept doing it
>>723551832
Not sure why my phone selected that pic....should he rias, but inguess i was technically off by one for dubs
>>723551898
Dude dont be a dick
>>723551991
Then I'm going to kill myself.
>>723552085
I'm going to need the source of that trap.
>>723552143
What's in it for me?
>>723552268
I'm making a folder of her now~
>>723551832
Fuck, think I mistook you for someone else then.
>>723552192
It'll be pretty great.
>>723551980
There's nothing more to it than learning timings for his attacks.
>>723552143
Please don't help newbies with jolly co-op. They need to learn~
>>723552296
K dont live stream it here and dont do a flip.
>>723552192
That sounds like fun tho!
>>723552212
do you still practice at all?
>>723552296
trap is 3Dalice, she posts threads on /b/ sometimes
umm
I don't know what you might want...
>>723552336
But I enjoy co-op!
Swapping to league. Something fucked up my run and I lost so much progress.
>AR URF
Im okay with this.
>>723552336
Why is that great ;-;
>>723552362
For everyone else >~<
>>723552362
So do I, but if you help newbies with something they struggle with, they'll never know the satisfaction of finally overcoming it on their own.
Damn you all talking about Dark souls, I guess it's time I give it a go again now that I have a computer that can run it.
I wonder how long it will take me to get mad :')
>>723552296
Dude....
>>723552336
Ya no
> i am hallow
>>723552362
Nope. Gave up when there wasn't a program here and a 3/4 violin is a bit small anyways.
>>723552492
Well, as long as you're not, like, actually violently angry
>>723552549
True...
Hmm
maybe I should just continue my SL1 playthrough
>>723552574
Go for it, it's great!
>>723552600
That's a little bit sad..
>>723552710
I don't actually get mad at all, so who knows.
>>723552574
Which DS?
>>723552710
Happens. Only did it for like 2 years. Didn't lose too much work really
>>723552804
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition
100% blind after like the first bit, gonna be good.
Well guys im getting off, tomoko i sent you a friend inv on steam, who the hell is superfast jellyfish? He sent me a friend request on there and you're on his F list
>>723553058
cya
>>723553058
Baia, take care.
>>723553036
You should stream it too.
>>723552143
>REEEEEEEEEE
*rees in bork*
>>723552296
>I'm going to need the source of that trap.
Not a trap! Alice3D; CeltyPlays on Youtube, Twitch etc.
>>723553058
I don't know I've gotten too many requests I think it was a Miia or a rias I don't fucking know anymore.
>>723552361
I don't have a webcam anyway.
>>723552362
Is it really a trap?
Are you a trap?
How do you feel about traps?
I would like you to answer one question. Would you let Chara finish inside you the first time you do it?
>>723552576
>>723553058
She has a lot of lewds. Fuck.
>>723553308
Post YouTube link.
>>723553395
DUDE WTF
>>723553430
I'm never going to stop.
>>723553507
DUDE SERIOUSLY KNOCK IT OFF
>>723552754
Well, that's good too~
>>723552921
well, at least there's that.
Do you ever want to get back into it?
>>723553308
don't ask for that sort of thing!
>>723553395
>lewd
I believe it's a trap, but I could be wrong.
I am a female.
I like traps, to be perfectly honest.
W-Why should I answer something like that?!
>>723553533
What are you going to do if I don't?
She's such a good girl too.
>
>>723553176
I suppose I could, at least need to get some more coffee before I play for sure.
>>723553616
Hurr hurr i can hide behind a computer screen and troll, you're fuxking lucky I don't shove a boot up your ass and twist it
>>723553604
If you don't answer then I can't delete this Louise folder.
>>723553693
I'm pretty easy to beat up too since I'm very small irl.
But I can do a lot of damage to your slut waifu from here.
>>URF Blitz
Oh that was fun.
Whats next?
>Diana
Oooooooooo
>>723553604
No I'd have to find another orchestra to play in. I'm not good solo
>>723553604
It will be a few days
>>723553697
[autistic screeching]
>>723553693
sorry i linked the wrong person
>>723553697
see >>723553812
>>723553812
But that's so embarrassing!! Isn't there anything non-lewd?
>>723553827
Sure, but you could practice a little..
>>723553831
Sure, sure, take your time
>>723553395
>Post YouTube link.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA/videos?sort=dd&shelf_id=0&view=0
>>723553604
>don't ask for that sort of thing!
I didn't!
>>723554000
The point for me is to preform for people. That and a new full size violin would cost some money and a 3/4 would cover only some.
>>723554000
Alright would you let Chara pull your long pink hair when she's banging you from behind?
>>723554067
How the fuck do you even have this link? Fucking psycho stalker.
>>723554000
Of course i will.
>>723554067
Yes you did!
>>723554139
Sure, but you can't perform if you're out of practice.
>>723554199
That's lewd too!! My hair is dark blonde, though.
do you maybe have a non-lewd question?
Also, will you erase the folder from your Recycle Bin after you delete it, so you can't recover it?
>>723554067
You're here just to shill his stream and shit, aren't you?
>>723554199
>How the fuck do you even have this link? Fucking psycho stalker.
...I Googled it? I literally don't have a link to her channel saved anywhere so I had to search one up.
>>723554357
>Yes you did!
Only almost!
>>723554357
It's already deleted, actually. I needed space for this Rias folder lol
>>723554357
And I won't perform by myself.
>>723554429
Psycho~ I'm going to tell her about this on Monday.
>>723554327
It's been too long since I played Yume Nikki..
>>723554429
Way too close for comfort!
>>723554437
And erased it from the recycle bin?
>>723554438
But practice is the first step towards performing~
still here
>>723554536
Yeah it's shit HDD, only 128gbs all full of school work anyway.
I have to admit I felt bad letting it go.
But I'm over it now :3c
>>723554619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>Saya
>>723554636
Thank you!!
>>723554636
>oniichan posts lewds of his waifu
YAMETE YAMETE
>>723554749
I'm going to cry in my pillow now. Goodnight.
>>723554807
um..why?
goodnight, anon
>>723554536
I liked it.
>>723554749
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>723554536
Yeah but if I won't have the people to perform what's the point?
>>723554866
Green text fail fml
>>723554866
I can be hopeful..
>>723554863
Liked what?
>>723554893
After you git gud you can!
adsf