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>girl i used to talk to years ago hits me up >im all casual

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>girl i used to talk to years ago hits me up
>im all casual but she clearly wants the D
>sends this philisophical message
>follows up with 'how tall are you'
>im only 5'6"

how fucked am i?
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Pretty fucked, manlet
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tell her you're 7 feet tall and wear stilts when you meet her again
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youre fine
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Fucking short scrub nigger baggins
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>>723536196
How big is your dick?
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>>723536196

if shes taller than you than yea maybe,

im 5'5 and i have zero problems with girls my height or shorter

girls taller however overlook me

pun intended
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Tell her "you know how tall I am stop playing" then follow it up with a "wanna catch a movie this weekend" or some similar bs
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>>723536493
I'm like 5'6ish and I have no problem either. If she thinks you're attractive and isnt like a foot taller, you're good.
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>>723536196
"Tall enough when lying down on my back."
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>>723536196
Just reply "Tall enough. You might not wear heels at the wedding, but if your feet stay on the ground I'm probably not doing my job, anyway."

Then just rapid fire into a question that requires thought.

Try something like:

If you could peel yourself out of your own skin and look like another person for a day (but not be recognized as that specific person, aesthetics only), who would you look like and why?

or...

Describe your perfect date. What does it look like? Where do I take you?
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>>723536923
If you do this properly, you won't have to worry about the height question. She'll be onto the next thing. Women love questions, especially about themselves.
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k well she DIDNT care about the height thing, and it just got weirder from there cuz she seems to legit wnat to date and im not a dater.
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>>723537175
dumbass you don't let her know until afterwards
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>>723537293

im pretty forward about it considering shes moving out here and we have a bit of a history.
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