Everyone post the strangest piece of porn you've ever

>>723531215
this thread

>>723531500
Well that's fucking terrifying to think about.

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>>723531215

>>723531500

Never lock your knees.

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>>723531500

>>723531500
Not so smug anymore are you bitch?

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>>723531500
no

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My new website gets my horny af
https://shartmouth-supply.myshopify.com/

>>723531215
That's pretty vanilla OP.

>>723533767

What's so weird about this? It's just an image of a cartoon anthropomorphized bear long haul trucker jerking off to internet porn in a truck stop bathroom.

>>723534077
I know.

And I love it.

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>>723532520
this. if your girl does this use caution, probly a bitch or really dumb.

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I just won

>>723534804
Nobody even eats any vomit in this...

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gotchu

>>723534804
bet that shit feels amazing

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>>723531500
it took me a good 30 sec to realize

>>723534804
hold up a second
i thought this was only a thing within 2d porn
i didn't know it was actually possible

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>>723531215

>>723535147
what the fuck is going on here?

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>>723531500

>>723535262
It's not, i dont think. I'm pretty sure its just some silicon thing they put on her real nipples then make-upped on

>>723534804
one small step for man

>>723535262
it's not, she is wearing prostheses

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>>723534804
A new world just opened for me

>>723535788
>>723535719
thanks god

>>723534804
It can be fucked...

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>>723531215

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This is pretty nice

>>723535023
i've seen people eating vomit for fifteen years... this is a first for me

>>723536897

And once again /b/ proves I had a little soul left by killing it.

> thanks, I guess

>>723531500


GOLIATH ONLINE!

>>723534804
Post the second half faggot

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Here

>>723537228
ofn

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This man is a god.

>>723537228
Better with sound.
You can hear the stupidity killing him with all the slow lethality decision making like this brings.

>>723536384
She's good but she's no match for Tiger

>>723531215

pornhub

view_video.php?viewkey=ph5775884875cec

>>723537372
Its easier to masturbate to the gif because it repeats itself

>>723536897
>>723537141
What am I ever looking at here?

>>723535889
>copyright George Lucas

>>723537535
You know that's a guy, right faggot?

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>>723537640

That's a vagina being pulled out and screwed into a board. Now you can die with me.

Why do I have an erection?

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>>723534804
I'm gonna need sauce on this

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>>723538211

>>723538440
I consider sucide a better option

>>723531500
I don't get it

>>723536384
>what if she ate 10 mexican tacos and laxatives

>>723539330

If you lock your knee when pushing weight, the weight might cause your knee to go backward and destroy your leg forever.

>>723536609
>tfw a baby has a bigger cock than you

>>723536897
>>723538211

I'm on mobile, so I would have to go out of my way to view this.

On the one hand, I'm lazy and I don't wnat to see that shit,

On the other hand, I'll probably never get a chance to see it again.

Then again, I'll probably never remmeber it nor care.

>>723538183
I only know that he is death,but his legacy will keep giving me erections even when I'm not into bestiality,I feel a connection with the horse's boner