I want to take a dump in public but I don't want to get

>>723529962
Wear a diaper?

>>723529962
Art instalation.

Say that you are protesting Trump.

shitty booty ass nigga

>>723529962
Use the public restroom.

>>723529962
Eat bean salad so the shit comes out fast and easy.It will also smell absolutely terrible is you season the salad right.

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>>723530072
No. Do it in your pants then jump around and kick it down your pants leg till it falls out

>>723529962
Where do you live? I live in Seattle. You could drop trou and push one out in a few parts of downtown at any time of day and no one would bother you.

I hear walmart is good place to void ones bowels fellow american

>>723529962
be white in a black neighbourhood and get that shit out of your system

Reevaluating your life.

Go to the roof of a tall building, suspend yourself off the edge and then shit

If you really want to do something then you should just do it.

>>723529962
move to India.