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Hey guys, what should I name this new kitter that showed up at

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Hey guys, what should I name this new kitter that showed up at my home earlier today. So far I've been leanng towards...

>Julian
>Chili
>Kiggy
>Kit-Kat

Thoughts?
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>>723524723
fwoofie
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C'mon guys, it's really nice
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Vote for Virgil
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>>723524723
I like Julian.
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>>723524723
Nigger the dog
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>>723524723
Name it Jack, because once it starts spraying piss everywhere and shitting under your bed, it'll hit the road
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>>723525348
>central time
Absolutely disgusting.jpg

name your cat Donald Trump.
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Fuzzywumps.
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>>723525499
Well that would be an extremely ironic name given the fact that I hate that man, but okay..
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Well i have one vote for julian, all other suggestions suck imo..
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Schlomo Goldstein ("shekel collector" for short)
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>>723524723
How about Frito
>"Anon, you're probably eating Fritos right now, you fatass"
>No, cunt, the cat resembled a Frito chip and that's what came to my mind.
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>>723524723
Frackles
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>>723524723
Adolf Kitler
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>>723524723
What a qt
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I think Kitter is a perfect name
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>>723524723
if dubs names it adolf
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I have a similar cat.

His name is Fuckstick.

Because he is.
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I like Julian op
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>>723524723
Nigger
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>>723524723
burn it
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Humpty Mc Furfuck
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Kiggy FTW faggot.
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Catty McCatface
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkupUtNYeAA
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>>723524723
i really like Julian
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Ooh some edgy little kids in here. That's neat.
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>>723524723
Name him Cool Ranch after your favorite flavor of Doritos chips
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What about Julius instead of Julian?
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>>723524723
Reginald. He has a fat upper lip and it looks like a bushy mustache.
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>>723527241
You know where you are, right?
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Gary Lazer Eyes
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>>723526825
Cute
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>>723527354
/B/ hasn't been /B/ in a long time.

t. oldfag
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>>723524723
I like Julian too
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>>723524723

Name it "Baron Alanniol Tra'Hvannion the Slayer of Ancient Mubbkrol-Za-Mirhak, lord of Lost Estates and Marques of Ruby-mirror Tower of Galhirannu". Cats like names like that.
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>>723524723
>picking anything but Diabeetus
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John stamos
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Krispy
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Catt Damon
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>>723524723

iddy kitty tiddy <3
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>>723524723
I like Julian or Chili. Is it a boy or girl? I'm partial Frank if a boy or Frankie if a girl, or names of other pet species, like Dog, Fish, Bird, Turtle, etc.
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>>723526641
I'd vote Kitler. Because Hitler is a 4chan hero.
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>>723524930
btw your cate is cute af , take good care of him/her
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Delbert
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>>723527888
holy shiet i won
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>>723527498
>Yeah, that's my cat, John Stamos.
It's way funnier than it has any right to be.
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>>723528081
im pretty happy about this is wasnt expecting to win
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Mr. Kitter
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Hamburgers
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>>723527457
>Im totally Le oldfag guize, u must respect my opinion xDDDD
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>>723528231
You're a fucking faggot dude.
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>>723524723
Cats respond best to things that end with an -ey sound. I'd say choose Chili or Kiggy
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name it ffstupid uglly cat
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>>723528511
Thank you :3
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>>723528231
literal newfag screencapping on 4chin
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Margot Kitter
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>>723524723
Fuckface
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Name him joe joe is a good name for any thing joe the cat it is purrfect
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>>723524723
boberm
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>>723528944
im here since 06 but its ok , i like to trigger people using emoticons on 4chan and doing autistic things :)
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>>723528944
i'm also waiting for you to judge me on the MW3 videya game on the task bar.
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>>723529161
IM AN OLDFAG
right, summer ended like half a year ago kid
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jew-lion it's clearly the name look at his sideburns
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>>723529236
2006 not july :p
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Higgins!
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>>723529236
I don't believe you, nobody believes you, and an oldfag never even calls themselves one.
check and mate. thread dead im out.

also chili was best name but this is a non-whitethread
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>>723529494
he was telling this with sarcasm to me , or you are a better troll than me , or you are REALLY autistic.
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>>723529494
>hang on the whitest board on earth

>let us know hes a beaner

top kek
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>>723524930
why is there a cat's leg and shadow where it looks like yours should be?
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>>723529931
>whitest board on earth
i'm black
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Call the cat "faggot", op for short

Best time is when faggot runs away

Walking/driving down the street yelling "faaaaaaaaaagoooooooott"
FAAAAAAGoooooooooot"
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>>723530094
nigger
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Tabby B. Tokin'up The Third
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>>723526158
I like frito!

Thats why i said chili
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>>723529494

Chili is the most westbackian names for a cat.

Call the cat "mexicanosaur"
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Sid Barrett, Jim Morrisson, Jimi Hendrix.
Give kitty a name that ROCKS!
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Meowzilla!
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>>723530648
In that case, call the cat "autofellato"

Sucking your own dickwith a pair of cats jaws and a cats barbed dick, thats brutal
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>>723530648
it's syd barrett.

how about Boris the MFP?
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>>723524723
whackoff
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Chowmeow just like I had at the Golden Dragon last night
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Heatmeat. He knows when when the Persians are in estrus. Never Chop his balls.
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Chow-Meow. Needed a hyphen. Mo betta
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Prickpistol
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name him Vile Loathesome Allergen .
yeah I'm not too fond of Caturday in real life.
Just on /b
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So it's decided, meet Julian!
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>>723524723
hey i know that cat! that's 'Dubquad'!
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>>723529141
>name your cat Donald Trump.
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Liulang roe

Chinese for stray meat
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>>723524723
I vote chili cat. I'm in the chili cat camp. Firmly.
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If dubs you must now call it Nigger Faggot
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gurpreet
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>>723529161
>im here since 06 but...
quit lying to yourself you candyass roodypoo
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>>723532401
Whatever, will always be "Autofellato the Mexisaurus" to me
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>>723532656
Of course you would you feeeeelthy mehican
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>>723532656
Chili came a close second
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>>723532401
Congrats op but now you have to get a dumber more pathetic stray and name it Ricky so Jullian
will have something to do with his days, like grow catnip and get Ricky out of trouble
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Chairman meow
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Meowchwitz
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>>723524723
Chairman Meow
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Trumpreichsfuhrer Frank N. Stien
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>>723534039
adolf kitler
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Nat King Kitty

Piano Jazzmaster
Crooning Caterwauler
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If you live in the u.k name him Vindaloo
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>>723528231
don't listen to them, newfag. but you should probably never come back to this site again. here's a gift.
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Catso Rizzo. When he strolls through your kitchen you have to do a Brookyln accent and say
"...I'm walkin' here, I'M WALKIN"
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Julian. Because that's my name
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aw, he's cute, anon. name him grandpa
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>>723532401
My landlord doesn't allow pets, and the cat next door is an asshole. I wish I had a friendly kitty to hang with.....Enjoy!
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>>723532401
Not same cat ... sharpie in cat's pooper, and time stamp please.
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Mandu, Cat Mandu.

Kibble shaken, not stirred
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Guize! I brought in this stray kitty tonight to
feed him but he's really PISSED OFF for some reason.
Dubs names him
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>>723524723
Call it "Gerfal." It looks like a Gerfal.
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Julian is too normal.

Call him Caturday in tribute to b/ros
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Erik
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I like giving stray cat adoptees
DOG names like Rex, Fido, Sparky,
Sport, Shep, Rusty. Pisses the cat off
and toughens it up so that, like any other member of your possee, trash talk can't
disguise how much you wuuuuuuuuuv him,
so even when you dissin', he purr
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>>723541266
An half a bee, philosophically,
must ipso facto half not be
a laa dee dee one two three
Eric the half a bee
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>>723524723
Kosh Naranek
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>>723541719
one of my cats is Sparky
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Tortiseshell Terry
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>>723543042
>>723543042
Betcha you talk shit to Sparky all
the time and it doesn't fool that motherfucker one bit.He knows u n him be squad and he rub against your fuckin' ankle an makes you break out that can opener
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>>723543505
I call him Dr. Sparkatopolous.
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Name it Brad
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>>723524723
Tom Selleck
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>>723524723
Charles
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>>723524723
Name it rape-culture.
You know.
For the keks.
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>>723524919
i think i know you. i am still in japan and i am ok. i hope all is well
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>>723524723
Catty McCatface
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Clitty
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>>723527457
if truly an oldfag, you would recognize...
>/b/ was never good.
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Flufflebutt McStuffykins
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Chili P
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