Welcome t-to Cooking with Alice! The only OC l-left on /b/!

already erect

do u have a penis

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Take your bump, you know what to do with it.

Are you a degenerate cross dressing heathen?

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>>723523747
guess i showed up just in the right moment
Hello Alice

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I am allergic to good performance art, please stop, im getting a rash

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>>723523895
>>723523998
Instead of asking d-dumb as fuck questions, l-let's instead go over todays meal!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fMSS5O7OGX

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I love these threads so much.

>>723524113
when are you gonna livestream qt?

>>723523747
Cook some human flesh.

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>>723524113
>fuckers
someone's mad
pls dont spit in the food

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>>723524113
give me the tendies

>>723523747
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

8/10 outfit

hi

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>>723524244
T-tomorrow at 5PM EST

B-but for now, let us select a tea!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P5pCMzih21

ILU Alice. Don't ever change baby.

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>>723524113

>>723524382
can't wait, thanks best girl

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>>723524096
s-stop being a fucke b-bitch, u coward f-fuck

>>723524211
i bet you love c-cock too

>>723524294
no f-faggot

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>>723524382

>>723524463
dirty mouth waifu

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>>723523747

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>>723524456
J-just for that, this tea is all f-for you <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QAvseJGmrk

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>>723524463
mean! rude! disrespectful!

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>>723524563

Alright, Alice, I'm interested

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>>723524426
its s-sad before your p-parents don't love you

>>723524382
F-fake alice, don't r-reply to it

>>723524444
I feel that ch-chris chan is more intelligent than h-half of you fucks

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>>723524586
D-don't worry about them, w-worry about the ingredients you'll need <4

>>723524563
made my night :)

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lit

>>723523747
Why is scat femdom so hot?

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>>723524686


>I feel that ch-chris chan is more intelligent than h-half of you fucks

So says the transvestite weeaboo with a textual speech impediment.

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>>723524645
>>723524741
G-glad to hear it <4 So l-let's go over the spices~

Can't h-have those awesome tendies w-without Alice's special herbs and spices!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qW5KJypwgO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYCRrjMcxGY

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Wait, is Alice going to teach us to make homemade tendies?

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>>723524645
m-maybe you should fucken k-kill yourself

>>723524586
go away n-newfag

>>723524563
s-sound like your are g-gargling cum, get off my th-thread


today we are m-making eggplant Parmesan

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>>723524843
M-man, if you are going to troll m-me, you at least h-have to figure out how to distinguish me from other trolls.

Now w-watch me use a knife as if I'm mentally disabled!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yXKNeA1j0h

cook bread yes bump

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>>723524845

>special herbs and spices

>"pepper"

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>>723524845
im gonna swipe ur tendies

>>723524950
shut up mokaba

I wanna fuck you in the ass

>>723524845
Yep, this is definitely American food. You should be ashamed of those seasonings. Salt, pepper, garlic A-ok though. If you're using garlic powder, then there's no hope for you.

>>723524958
idk alice this seems pretty complicated

diggin the new clothes btw

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>>723524950
ur gay

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>>723525005
It's allllll in h-how you apply it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i7PrPrn2Zt

>>723525057
T-this is actually an Indonesian recipe.

>>723524958
Please god tell me you're not cutting into frozen chicken...

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>>723524958
>golden knife
holy shit Alice you got the bling for sure

>>723524958
your knife skills make me want to kill myself

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>>723525144
how much are you selling these tendies for?

>>723524845
D-don't listen to this c-cunt bag


>>723524843
qu-quiet cuck


the ingredients you will need for Eggplant Parmesan is

>Eggplant
>Flour
>Marinara Sauce of your Choice
>Parmesan Cheese
>Mozzarella cheese
>Ricotta cheese
>Canola oil

Let's get s-started you fucken de-degenerate scum

>>723524734
This is jarringly cute and genuine

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Alice's outfit tonight looks like my usual taste in clothes when I'm not wearing my miko uniform. Looks great! I approve!

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>>723525118
D-don't worry, it's s-so easy even the most autistic of /b/tards can do it!

Here, w-watch me apply seasoning l-like a seasoned spazz!

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>>723524958

>Sawing through breast straight from package
This is physically painful for me to watch,

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>>723524958
>you at least h-have to figure out how to distinguish me from other trolls.

>transvestite
>weeaboo
>orthographic speech impediment
>cheap, scraggly wig

alice say hi :(

You should provide therapy to the bitch with cuts everywhere writing anon's names on her body.

Still think you're a trap btw

>>723525144
please show your feet goddess alice

>>723525213
never knew being called rude names made me erect

>>723525241
cook meth on the next thread

I'd try it, I feel like eating some tendies.
If only I had any money or ingredients
;-;

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>>723525185
H-holla holla, got that dollar!

>>723525144
IS THAT WEED_ DUDE SHE 430

>>723525144
Im curious, who taught you how to cook? Good food requires patience and technique, you seem to lack these, but you're cute so im not complaining.

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>>723525190
W-wait till you see me grill terribly!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YQnGGqi7cL

Can I have you for dinner instead?

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>>723525333
Maybe it's because you saw the list contained 3 types of cheeses, f-fat fuck.

>>723525471
fucking top kek

>>723525380
what does that paper say next to her fridge

>>723525471
shut up blonde mokeba

>>723525443
dumb cunt forgot a piece of chicken. sage

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>>723525398
N-no, that's in my vape.

>>723525401
W-wow, that first half of a s-sentence did seem like complaining b-but the second half, t-that explicitly said you weren't complaining!

I'm s-so confused, b-but I guess I don't have any patience to care!

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>>723525620
for how long_

>>723525620
how long do we have to wait for ouo

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>>723525605
C-congrats, I l-left that one out to see h-how autistic /b/ would be.

SIX POSTS! AUTISMAL AS F-F-FUCK!

Now let's get this shit off the grill, weed is making me hungry.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hrfb8i5j6D

>>723523747
Hey Alice! *hugs* How was your week?

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>>723523747

>kneecaps wider than thighs

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>>723525620
is crack still bad if i do it while drinking a half a glass of milk_ to spread it out

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>>723525688
>>723525692
Time is n-not an accurate measure of doneness; use a meat thermometer, they are like 5 dollars.

>>723525782
T-that's a new one.

Alice, do you do this all before posting, building up a queue of videos? Or are you just very adept at quickly converting and cutting vids?

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>>723525620
de-degenerate fuck v-vapes

>>723525584
how a-about you suck me d-dick, nigger

>>723525579
its my t-tally chart of times you mom s-sucked my fat cock

>>723525770
cute doggo please show your feet

Nice pupper

>>723525770
Hey! That's a cute little dog, what's it's name?

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>>723525770
god dam im so hungry right now
and this delicious chicken just drive me crazy
i can even smell it

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>>723525840
H-how about you eat your chicken and s-stop worrying about it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1utk8VgbcVP

>>723525620
broad af shoulders
xbox hueg hands

>thinking this is a woman

AYYYY

>>723525850
Shut UP blonde mokeba! Where are your manners?

>>723525836
HOLY FUCK HES RIGHT_ AND MY QUESTION MARK ISNT WORKING ALICE, CAN YOU HELP ME FIX IT_ THANKS!

>>723525924
thankie alice-sama-des ouo uwu uweh

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>>723525770
d-dumb cunt fighting back, g-give in. you p-provide awful advice and b-breed cancer here

>>723525782
it has a-a-cups and a fucked up f-face too

>>723525834
n-no, go kill yourself on c-crack

>>723525924
...
>bitch you know i'll eat those tendies

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>>723525906
>Dinner
she is asian

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>>723525934
W-well tell me h-how your chicken tastes. I m-made sure to leave it extra juicy f-for you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HXx2V6zI96

>>723525770
alice you cat is fucking gay and fat

>>723525620
>>723525443
that george forman :'(

he's not bad but i love my grill

Also have/do you cut yourself often makes me nervous to see some one with a knife like that..

do you do these drawings by yourself?

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>>723526079
T-that is a dog.

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>>723525924
well you didnt drop them at the floor
so thats good
also im hungry for chicken now
and got none RIP

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>>723526061
it was fantastico

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>>723526110
Y-yes. In real time. Nano, m-my dog, is also drawn in real time.

>>723525924
A cute 420 girl, where have u been all my life. Id definitely give u cooking lessons though. Thoughts on Gordon Ramsay?

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>>723526061
you took fucken chicken, added basic spices, and cooked it on a george foreman grill. You helped no one, provided nothing, and failed horribly.

Your dog won't even eat it b-bitch.

the world is cruel, i will never get to worship alice's feet

I don't care what anybody says. I always enjoy an Alice thread.

>>723526023
wow your shitty roasts makes me wanna swallow a razor blade and shit it out again soo i can eat it again and create an infinite cicle of pain and hurt. that would be less painful than seeing you try your hardest at being funny.

>>723526222
fucking trips asshole waifu

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I respect the amount of effort you've put into making this OC. Keep it up.

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Include me in the screenshots u fags

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W-well everyone, thank you for joining me today <4 I h-hope you liked your tendies.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqOZAjyi2K

As always, you can contact m-me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>723523747
Is Blood-chan here?

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>>723526195
you can't t-teach a dumb bitch to cook

i bet she b-blows cocks like a champ th-though.

>>723526061
ALICE HELP!! I SMOKED LOTS OF CRACK BY MISTAKE!! I TOUGHT IT WAS THE CHICKEN_ WHAT CAN I DO TO SAVE MYSELaduaDO''''''''

>>723526222
>>723526222
>>723526222
THIS

I thank you Alice. You have nice threads.

>>723526394
didnt she provide a meal to anonymous?

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>>723526377
cops pull up i put that brack in my brack

>>723526394
I'm glad someone else is calling "Alice" out on her bull shit.

Cunt cant cook, makes stupid fucken webms, posts like a retard, and provides amusement for weeaboo faggots.

>>723526330
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqOZAjyi2K
WHATS A TENDIE

Thanks for taking your time and doing this.

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>>723526436
I'm g-glad you enjoyed it <4

>>723526444
T-trips gets you a reply, b-but let me ask you: do you r-really want to see under my skirt?

Or is it that you can't handle a girl making OC on your /b/?

>>723526330
SHIT NIGGA U LOVE ME_

>>723525579
its a cycle of interaction,, my attitude> my behavior your attitude> your behavior then back to start. a never ending cycle reflective and influence behavior

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>>723526495
S-so I provide OC for /b/? And t-that is a bad thing?

>>723526343
>>723526495
samefag
You are a garbage troll, can you please go back to where you came, the dumpster?

>>723526590
never stop doing this Alice!

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>>723523747
Alice. Do I have talent?

>>723526538
OH SHIT CALLING THEM OUT

>>723526538
id fucking kill myself to see under your skirt, skrtskrt

>>723526590
>OC

I have seen your threads for years, i attempt/do derail them time to time.

You are a autist that appeals to newfags. You are the physical manifestation of everyone wrong with /b/.

go to /soc/ so u can be contained as the cancer you are.

I just wanted to let everyone in this thread know that I'm a huge faggot.

That is all, thank you.

>>723526538
Yes I want you to show me your cock.

Also newfags
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alice_Margatroid

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>>723526495
im gone make it simple all you need is
>gun
>1 bullet
put gun in mouth
and slowly pull the trigger
the end . enjoy your meal

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>>723526635

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>>723526635
>calling out samefag

as if i was hiding something faggot. I would assume it was obvious.

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>>723526688
T-that's dumb, you c-could just donate to my patreon and g-get an Alice Skirt Cam Account

>>723526722
W-wow, how is it to spend s-so much of your time without anything t-to show for it?

Hell, at least I got some good stockings out of the deal. You just....were so ineffectual I don't even remember you.

hello /b/ i am radio man

>>723526732
thanks, good to know im not alone

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Stop with the stuttering you autistic spergy fucks, you need to get belted.

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>>723526794

>>723526810
Alice is Blood-chan here? Yes or no. You don't have to ignore me like you always do.

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>>723526773
T-that isn't even the right Alice.

>>723526824
H-hey Kyon

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>>723526722
You're literally just a shit posting faggot that's been shitposting for years and proud of it. If anyone is the cancer here it's you my dude.

do the board a favor and kill yourself

>>723526882
not kyon

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>>723526955
H-how are you doing Kyon?

>>723526535
Even is she didn't notice you i bet she's glad to make thread like this for you.

SHOW ME YOUR DICK ALICE!

>>723526810
>https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alice_Margatroid


you get shit talked so much, its such a common theme that you blur it cunt.

gtfo /b/ you post 2010 faggot.

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>>723526915

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>>723526873
oh look is the autism joke
>imr smurt
try harder

>>723526810
how much, and btw, soo i dont kill anyfin_ rite_

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>>723527020
T-that isn't even the right Alice.

>>723527053
I t-think it is 50K USD

>>723526998
not kyon! IM RADIO MAN

>>723526915
>thinks alice is real

u should be euthanized.

>>723527118
Jesus Christ, Alice, I could be dying and you'll still ignore me.

>>723527118
easy shit, id fucking start baby farming, will you have panties on_

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>>723527197
H-how do you farm babies? D-do....do you plant them....?

when will you gib me the succ alice?

>>723527177
Alice ignores everyone, but in this case she doesn't want to bothered with BC. If you must know BC is in /lewd/ now under a different name and made me promise not to tell anyone what that is. Just let BC move on.

>>723527264
idunno but i read sum siht bout it, sounds horrible, but, i mean, would you have panties tough_ cause that changes the price_

>>723526882
Alice Margatroid originated as a character in the Touhou shooter series, a sealed world where lovely magical girls shoot the living fuck out of each other all day long with a billion lasers and shit.

She, like most of the characters, has had alternate interpretations of her personality, one that many tried to meld into the type of girl they really want to fap to when finding her smutty pictures all over the internets. One person did just that but instead of using their other hand to catch the soon-to-be dead potential christians in a tissue.....

yeah it's the right alice
http://web.archive.org/web/20160601234950/http://alicelied.blogspot.com

he had the blog taken down because people were on to him

he's trying to expand into streaming etc to make money

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>>723527366
It g-gets you access to a skirt level webcam d-dear.

>>723527264
Pfff. That's easy, in a tank with some life supporting system.

>>723527328
Thank you anon, at least SOME people here are actually helpful.

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>>723527381
I l-literally posted a picture of me with thousands of d-dollars.

I don't stream for money dear.

Alice, when are we moving to bedroom?

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>>723527517
N-not anytime soon.

>>723527485
This Alice persona was created when a weeaboo faggot wanted other basement faggots to give him some attention. But the creator only succeeded in amusing a few while waiting for something better, like Milhouse. This "Other" Alice persona used here is NOTHING LIKE the original, instead taken, rammed up a donkey's shitter and given a good taste of swap.avi for good measure. The trainwreck that lurks around /b/ is the result, never popular, always trying, never achieving. Alice threads tend to be the same fag posting as the Alice persona and trying to "woo" Anonymous, it can only end in failure.

http://web.archive.org/web/20160601234950/http://alicelied.blogspot.com

STOP ROLEPLAYING WITH THIS FAGGOT

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NORMIEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEE

>>723527407
WHAT_ Well, what for further_ like, a bloon animal_ a new cat_

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>>723527598
Y-yeah, that was my grandmother; y-you are a full two Alice's wrong.

>>723525380
money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money mothafucka

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>>723527616
W-what, it's a good game!

Show us your dick alice

>>723527551
>>723527688

You are such a cock teaser Alice

>>723527688
What_ alice gave u nudes__ tfw i cant git past skrtskrt lvl

luka luka luka luka

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show it to us pls

>>723525380
L O D S OF E M O N E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

>>723527688
pls post the folder of where you keep all these pics are they all titled this autistically?

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>>723527809
Of c-course not, I'd never autistically label all of m-my pictures with tags to make them searchable!

>>723527809
iirc she has a script or something that scrapes from a *booru, those image titles are just *booru tags

>>723527651
s-show us your cock

>>723523747
is this live or a repost?

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>>723527889
N-no, that would be silly.
Who could find such a program via a s-simple google search?!

Clearly, I relabeled each picture carefully.

>>723527948
T-this is live dear.

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>>723527854
Oh I'm sorry yea, you're right, this is totally normal behaviour

>>723527651
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK SHOW US YOUR DICK

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>>723527979

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>>723527988
R-right?!

>>723527979

alice change the name of your show to "cucking with alice"

>>723527979
fake or real alice_

PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS PIZZA POPS

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>>723528067
D-don't need to, it's implied.

>>723526122
stop fuckin lyin

Alice is the type of guy to believe in fake news.

Why are you soo mean? :(

s-show your cok op

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>>723528162

unmasked

>>723525005
i think she's british

>>723528140
Hey cutie. You mind show us what's down there?

Alice, don't you want a boyfriend?

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>>723528279

>she

It's a dude and you guys are fucking stupid

http://web.archive.org/web/20160601234950/http://alicelied.blogspot.com

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>>723528151
S-she is though.

>>723528162
N-not a guy, period.

>>723528333
F-from /b/? No t-thanks; my mother did that and s-she got so fucked up s-she hasn't posted in like 10 years.

>>723523747
Thanks for another wonderful thread

>>723524297
Man, i thought all i had to do was follow the train

>>723526330
What's funny is I caught a reflection of your ugly boyface in a reflection in one of the WebMs you posted. Good job.

>>723523747
Alice, did you have a cooking thread last week?

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>>723528392
Y-yeah, for sure.

If I'm 100% a guy, please show me the cock in my catsuit. Should be pretty obvious, given it is skin tight.

>>723528509
StopThisPleaseStopThis.webm

>>723524958
I enjoy your threads, but man you're bad with a knife.

>>723527598
Butthurt. I love comfy threads and I love Alice. Loli threads get no trolls but a trap making chicken? Good god I wish there were a thousand Alices' here. Maybe I would be less horny.

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>>723528472
Citation needed

>>723528500
Y-yes

>>723528421
real or fake alice, and why you postin cawk teasses

>>723528509
holy shit
this is getting good
more pls

>>723528472
were?

>>723528421
there is good guy in b too

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>>723528564
...w-where Nano humps a toy giraffe?

>>723528565
T-that's me!

>>723528606
R-real.

>>723528620
T-that's the only one dear.

>>723528683
Well why you teasing us alice_

>>723528620
that's a shit haiku, here I'll fix it

holy fucking shit
this is getting pretty good
pls post more like that

>>723528509
i will fuck you even there is a cock underneath that suit

>>723528683
Fucking hell. Just show us your dick.

>>723528594
>Y-yes

What was the dish/recipe?

>>723523747
>>723528509

Man legs

>>723528683
yes that one

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>>723528894
>
>>723528509

P-please feel f-free to point out w-where my dick is.

>>723528683
Do you have a mental illness? I only occasionally browse /b/ but I have seen your threads before, I am genuinely confused about your behaviour it is atypical.

IM FACKNN ROCK HARD.. WHY IS SHE DOING THIS

>>723525688
Until they stop writing diaries

>>723526061
Did you cum on this, you bitch?

>>723528509
Keep putting this spice in all of your recipes from now on, Alice.

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>>723528967
...w-why do you associate atypical behavior w-with mental disorders?

That's...frankly demeaning to pretty much everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wgVW8E0wU8 this shit bang qc forever atl boys

>>723528509
Don't give in to the haters girl, but you could be tucking. Don't get riled by them.

>>723528955
I would not know. Show me what's underneath.
Then we will know.

>>723529035
Then why you cock teasin us all of a sudden_

alice, i am new here, do you where can i find you, post all the links you got

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>>723529055
It's a s-skin tight outfit; I would h-have to bend it 180 during t-that spin.

I don't have a dick, but I imagine that would be painful or medically damaging.

>>723529080
You m-made the claim, back it up.

>cooking with man dressed like a girl

>>723529046
this aint young pappy, this aint guwd

I wanna fuck your boypussy <3

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>>723529144
>Email: [email protected]
>Skype: alicemargatroid2
>Steam: Aneki Margatroid
>Twitch: celtyplays
>Twitter: celtyplays
>Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
>Patreon: alicemargatroid

>>723529170
ay fuck cancer, shout to boosie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc

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>>723523747

Why the fuck split the audio and video? Can't webms have audio?
Why not just host videos with audio elsewhere?
What the fuck?

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>>723529163
see
>>723528509

>>723529155
So you're not "claiming" to be female

>>723529155
But i'm assuming you having one. How about you back your claim up huh?

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>>723529163

And that didn't even bother to brush his wig >>723524734

>>723529217
And why the fuck is the text in the posts awkward and s-stuttery but in the audio clips they sound like a disobedient bitch?

Alice I love your threads. I don't have time to stay but I really enjoy your wholesome posting

>>723529155
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197986792279/

Does Alice like cock?

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>>723529217
1. N-not on /b/
2. B-because I post on /b/
3. Bork!

>>723529255
R-right, that's a claim. S-so back it up.

>>723529247
I'm n-not claiming to be anything.

Thanks for the thread alice!
>>chicken tendies were great

>>723529155
Google "tucking" and inguinal canals.
Transwomen tuck their testes and often their dicks up into pockets behind their scrotum to achieve a perfectly smooth groin.

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is it a guy right?

>>723527616
Maybe it's a cover.

>>723528162
She probably believes Muslims are peaceful too.

>>723529163
No problem there.

>>723529332
what u feelin bout gabe the dog ded

>>723529332
This is you right? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197986792279/

>>723528907
>>723529029
Alice?

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>>723529297
C-congratulations, you posted s-something I already posted.

>>723529284
I'm g-glad you enjoyed it <4

>>723529348
Y-yeah, that still shows a bulge on a catsuit dear. T-trust me, I've b-been to Otakon.

*shivers*

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Hi Alice - dono! Never is late to be happy!!!!

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>>723529228

man proportions

>>723528162
>>723529332
>>723529332
Nahhhh fam. They are not peaceful. I have seen what they done.

>>723523747
ITT: Faggot pretends to be a girl, like always.

>>723529035
My apologies you are right in that sense. I suppose it is due to a lack of empathy or just plain narcissism on my part.

Anyway, back to the question from before. Do you have a mental illness? I am attempting to create a rational explanation (or categorization) for your behaviour but your degree of atypical behaviour is new too me.

>>723529332
well you claime be alice

>>723526061
Y-You can s-say so.

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>>723528509
Why doesn't Alice have a booty?

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is pretty obvious
they dont want you to have pussy
cus they are into dicks

why are your steam private

>>723529355
Answer me this would you tap this?
>>723528594

>>723528509
> that lack of hip movement
> flat posterior hip bone

no bulge means nothing, trannies have been perfecting the Hidden-Dong jutsu for centuries.

>>723529439
>>723529332
exactly. Alice just show us your beautiful dick

>>723526330
This feels like an advertisement.

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>>723529439
I t-think maybe you've never s-seen a woman.

>>723529466
No. Y-you could just ask me.

>>723529495
I d-do.

>>723529519
Because I p-post on /b/

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>>723529439
>skin tight catsuit
>find my dick
>i don't claim to be female

MY SIDES

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>>723529537
>Lack of hip movement.

W-what? You can clearly see the size of my hips in t-the final part of the webm. Y-you are impressively poor at pattern recognition.

>>723529557
It is, f-for the threads...you just...watched...

>>723529583
And t-then there is this faggot.

>>723529431
No it doesn't. The equipment is literally internal at that point. The testes are pushed up where they would be if they had never descended. Plus that catsuit is baggy as fuck.

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>>723529495

The same reason "Alice's" gut sticks out the way it does when standing, their kneecaps are wider than their thighs, and why those wrists pop our like that.

I dunno what the fuck this is or who you are, but don't you fucking dare post another webm of you cutting up mean unless you learn how to fucking do it properly, god damn it.

/ck/ and /tv/ already gave me ptsd with that fucker Jack, I don't need some roleplaying motherfucker on /b/ cutting meat like a retard too.

>>723529573
j-ust
s-how
u-us
y-your penis

This Alice persona was created when a weeaboo faggot wanted other basement faggots to give him some attention. But the creator only succeeded in amusing a few while waiting for something better, like Milhouse. This "Other" Alice persona used here is NOTHING LIKE the original, instead taken, rammed up a donkey's shitter and given a good taste of swap.avi for good measure. The trainwreck that lurks around /b/ is the result, never popular, always trying, never achieving. Alice threads tend to be the same fag posting as the Alice persona and trying to "woo" Anonymous, it can only end in failure.

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>>723529573
What are you gonna do after this thread,? Alice -d... san!

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>>723529707
L-literally 88 pounds and s-still not thin enough....

>>723529646
how do u feel about the fact that theres guys here jerking off to your webms_

Poor Alice...
I wish there is someone to love you

>>723529573
Show us your penis. Give up. We all know your a cute boi. If you not. Why you avoiding show us then.

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>>723529439
You can see through the stretch of the suit and see her actual curves my dude

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>>723529710
I'm g-going to take a potato....

AND I'M GONNA CUT IT!

>>723529778
There is, there are plenty of faggots that give this attention whore just what he wants.

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>>723529778
I love her...

>>723524113
Instead of starting these fucking garbage threads, kill yourself.

>>723529583

The "skin-tight" catsuit that's all-around baggy.

>Y-yeah, that still shows a bulge on a catsuit dear. T-trust me, I've b-been to Otakon.

spoken like a pro

TRUST ME

>there are guys who dress up like girls and do chan cooking shows with an anime mask
A hobby is a hobby I guess?

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>>723529778
Wish granted.

>>723529851
>That gut is only suit.

Nigger, please.

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>>723529929
I'M CUTTING P-POTATOS AND THERE IS N-NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

>>723529918
Cut it off Alice

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>>723529772
Fix!
>Literally have no dick
>still not female enough
remember that your on /b/
the only place where girls have posted full naked pics and still called traps

>>723529573
All right then, so why do you behave the way you behave? Is it for money, attention, both? Perhaps "for teh lulz"? (Although I expect a response that it is for OC to be more fitting.)

In conjunction when reading, w-words like t-this, do you imagine the speech in the manner a person stuttering?

>>723529886
Do you talk like that to make fun of people with speech problems?

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>>723529939
t-that was the joke anon

it's not skin tight and it a man, baby

Alice, let me move in with you and have a life, so you can stop wasting your time on b

>>723529534
im fucking perplex

>>723530022
Also cut your penis too

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>>723530047
I d-do this to help /b/, s-silly.
My current schedule is (all times in EST):
Monday: Maid Therapy Tea thread at 8PM
Tuesday: Celty stream at 6PM, SP Advice thread at 8PM
Wednesday: Maid Therapy Tea thread at 8PM
Thursday: Celty stream at 6PM, SP Advice thread at 8PM
Friday: Cooking thread at 9PM, After Cooking Stream at 10PM
Saturday: Celty stream at 3PMShould be obvious, h-here is my schedule:

My current schedule is (all times in EST):
Monday: Maid Tea thread at 8PM
Tuesday: Celty stream at 6PM, SP Advice thread at 8PM
Wednesday: Maid Tea thread at 8PM
Thursday: Celty stream at 6PM, SP Advice thread at 8PM
Friday: Cooking thread at 9PM, After Cooking Stream at 10PM
Saturday: Celty stream at 3PM

>>723530022
DUUUUDE hands

shoulders

etc

you cannot lie about these things

>>723529778
This. I need a SO like Alice. A cutie to cook with talk with and be intimate with.

>>723529851

The belly and frontal pelvis region certainly has more "curvature" than the Parkinson's hand drawn lines truncate.

>>723528509
You tucked it. Or you had the "snip" already. Honestly just admit if true. People would like you better. At this point the only thing that would prove or disprove it either way is to show us yourself naked. C'mon it'd be fun and you can still hide your face.

Oh how old are you Alice