Post a super power you'd like to have. Others reply with

>>723517434
You're too swole to control

telekinesis

>>723517434
You'd crush a kitten/puppy just by petting it

>>723517434
Shapeshifting

>>723517736
you can only turn into buckets of water.

>>723517434
Molecular Intangibility

>>723517736
your hands into animal penises

>>723517613
you know when you turn a mouse's acceleration up to max and simply moving the the mouse one nanometer will cause the cursor to jump to the other side of the screen?

Well think the opposite of that, it takes literally all your mental power to budge something a millimeter.

>>723517434
Omniscience

>>723517613
You gets very depressedand you want kill yourself when you use.

>>723517914
but you are a vegetable

>>723517434
Always having bread in the house.

>>723518029
But it will never be toasted, always soggy

>>723517999
chek

the ability to change your skin color

Time control

>>723518219
but you're black

>>723518029
you can only feed it to pigeons

>>723518219
To varying shades of black
>>723518360
For only 3 seconds at a time before having to recharge (for 3 seconds)

The ability to transform into a cute loli that can create/control fire and ice

>>723517434
Adaptable cock...
1 size fits all.

>>723518219
Only to the minority skin color in your current region

>>723517783
Couldn't give me the good wonder twin huh?