Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and let other

I come from a place with a past and jsut want to make things right

blue collar worker and his brother find themselves in a struggle for their lives when they decide to rescue a princess that's been kidnapped by an evil dictator.

I got away now what?

>>723517250

Red dead

man takes drugs and goes on rampage

>>723517419
mario

>>723517949

ding ding ding

>fission mailed

>>723518840
Metal gear solid 2

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>>723519259

eat dots
colored monsters
25 cents

someone kill your wife and you have to find you kid that was kidnap

you have the inborn ability to talk to dragons. You must go on an adventure to harness this ability to save your homeland from tyrannical imperial invaders.

Shadow the Hedgehog's humansona wants to find his past and eats people

Inherits grandpa's farm, must work hard for a year. 4 girls heart to win over.

>>723519488
pacman?

>>723519745
skyrim

>>723519517
The Getaway

>>723519874

I took an arrow in the knee

>uboat
>gold statue

>>723519517
Fallout 4

>be me
>buy game at full price
>install
>error
>get installer from website
>click download
>error
>try again next day
>install game
>epic wellknown music playing in the backround while installing
>hit play
>set up account
>error 3007
>try later
>set up account
>success
>start
>error 37
>try later
>FINALLY
>play for 5 minutes
>error 37
>try later
>error 37
>manage to login
>play the game
>kind of fun
>patch
>error 37
>auction house
>fuck it, i'm outta here
>error 37

>>723520291
Every game by ubisoft

Kid trained by a big mean jet black guy then goes good

You have recently been recruited into an ancient order of legendary warriors to fight evil beings that have erupted from underneath the earth to terrorize good people on the surface. It's up to you and your rag tag band to unite a nation to fight this growing menace.

>prince of a evil possessed warlord
> joins your family to fight thd other nation
>Marry blue hair girl cuz she's god tier wife
>your character is a huge pussy

>>723519517
Bioshock Infinite

>>723517903
max payne

>>723520291
>>723520364
this

>>723516673
When accused of crime you didn't commit you travel the world eating entire wheels of cheese.

>>723521307
nope. though it'd also qualify

Niggers are in a gang

>>723521595
Saints row

>be me
>be on island
>walk around
>nobody there
>fuckin puzzle machines
>QT Movies

>>723520291
Diablo 3?

>>723516673
There's big fucking monsters again and you have to kill them again except your dad kills them with you.

>>723521992

shut the fuck up with your gay nonsensical green text faggotry

>>723521992
the witness

trapped in a school with a murder bear.

>>723522067
exactly!!!

>>723522548
nope.

green panty herione

mega cum attack

all women cast

mega mad jealous

everyone bangs each other

obtain the secret of cock

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>She never defected

>>723520614

yall have been stumped. in your face faggots

>>723520144
Uncharted 1

>>723523303
MGS3

YOU DIED

>>723522791
danganronpa

>>723516673
>go down
>sad music starts playing
>"dear daughter....I'm writing this letter to let you kno-YOUR A FUCKING TRAITOR"
>get revived

>>723524326
Dark souls

Giant ass motherfucking moon

>>723521366
Sky's rim

>>723524326
RE7?

Shoot yourself in the head to summon a fucking god.

>>723524968
Majoras mask

>>723522467
Gears of war 4

>>723525238
Bitch, you guessed it! You's motherfucking right.

>>723525334
Ya

Shameful display.

>>723525501
League of Legends

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>>723525340
Ty anonkun!

>>723524968
▲
▲▲

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>>723525728
Newfag

You've been dragged into an eternal nightmare by cosmic forces you can't even begin to comprehend. In order to get out of it, you must become as bestial and predatory as the beasts you will encounter.

4 guys rob a bank

>>723517250
Gta 4

>>723525877
Twilight Princess?

>>723526009
Payday

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>>723526009
Payday and Payday 2

>>723525877
BloodBourne

>>723526163
No. A bit more violent and bloodier.

>>723526294
Ayyyy we have a winner.

>>723516673
Check IDs n send people to gulag and sheit

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>>723524320
She was.. A true patriot.

No
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYCRrjMcxGY

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>>723516673
Farm for 40 minuts and report everyone else for not contributing enough.

>>723525618
Incorrect.

>>723516673
The only decent guy is a nigger with horns and facepaint that doesn't talk

>>723526664
I have a feeling you didn't post this to play the game, but rather to blow off steam about a loss streak

>>723520614
Garfield Kart

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>>723526926
Perpetually stuck in low prio for being a selfish prick

tsssssssss "explosion"

>>723516673
JASPER SET UP OVER THERE

JASPER LET EM HAVE IT

JASPER GIVE EM ALL YOU GOT

>>723519813
Stardew Valley

>>723520614
Dragon Age Origins

>>723526439

Oh come on that's easy, Paper's Please.

>>723527088
Minecraft

>>723527339
ye

>>723527315
>Dragon Age Origins

nice work anon

Religious zealots try to kill all life in the galaxy.

>>723516673
You play as a nigger and the goal is to steal cars

>>723526664
шлюха сука, ты гребаный в штрафной ферму, только кормить. я лучше всего, как Antimage. деинсталляция DOTA 2 низкий PRIO нуб

>>723527502
Halo

>>723527064
At least you recognize it was your own fault unlike the majority of niggers out there

You get thrown into jail for killing the empress

>trust me just step over the line
>Step over the line, see a skull, die
>I bought gf for 80 gp, she betrayed me

incest, betrayal, deus vult

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A man who is both thief and murderer far away from civilization is in search of riches to woo his love back home uncovers a dark secret after almost dying that leads him and his colleagues to be conflicted about the nature of freedom.

>>723528103
Crusader kings

dragon murders your tiny village, generic fantasy questing for a bit, giant fuck off hole opens up and it turns out you were dragon all along, NG+, repeat

>Female friend is a scientist
>Main character just speaks once
>More than 10 endings

>>723527732
Dishonored

>>723527502
Dead Space?

Spanish speaking zombies

Driven from your homeland you and a small group of your people seek to survive and if possible rebuild, possibly thrive.

>>723516673
2 (arguably 3) niggers and 2 or 3 other people get tortured

>>723528330
Shovel knight and or the DLC plague knight

>>723528417
Dwarf fortress

>>723528330
Did you know i adore you anon

>>723528402
resident evil 5?

>>723528441
Sounds like my last thursday

>>723528495
Nope

>>723528450
Maybe It fits the description, but I was talking about a snes' classic

>some relative fucked his down by unleashing monsters everywhere
>writes you a letter about how you have to fix it
>kills himself before you arrive, then via ghost powers speaks to you from beyond the grave about what he did while you clean up his mess.

You go around bang anime girls and collect their panties

You exist in a primtive world with extreme contrasting colors that shapeshift into sexual, demonic, bizzare or other things the longer you go in.

You are being stalked by a mysterious entity that exists to hunt you down out of nowhere and erase your mind.

>>723528499
Thanks and congrats on the dubs

>>723516673
A guy who sounds like he has a cold all the time kills monsters to fund his gambling addiction

>>723517250
Animal Crossing

>>723519813
Farmville

>>723520614
Diddy Kong Racing

>>723521992
Mist

>>723525877
Pacman

>>723528441
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

AGRO!

>>723528131
Sims 3

>>723528651
Heard that RE7 has this plot, but I'm not sure

>>723528804
Gave me a good kek, but no

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>>723528864
no

>>723526804
Nobody? Here's a hint, the nigger has a big red glowing sword that's bigger than all the other glowing swords

>>723519813
Harvest Moon?

Go bowling with cousin and some side missions

Black and white bears with really nice asses are a playable race.

>>723529176
Minecraft?

make a bunch of choices that don't matter and slay a dragon.

>>723529121
Metal gear rising, wild guess, don't remember much of the game

>>723529176
Tetris?

>>723529176
Gta 4

>>723529373
Nah man it's Battletoads

>>723528651
Amnesy?

>>723516673
>I'm gonna be a hero, kill the demons, and save humanity!
*5 minutes later*
>If I eat this pepper shaped like dog dick, it'll make my dick thicker, but also shorten it a little, so I should stock up on horse-cock potions.

>>723520291
Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

engage in subliminal recruitment techniques by the u.s army

>>723529311
No. Ok here's a final hint. It's not so much of a glowing sword, rather it's a big double sided laser sword, and he wears all black and is the main villain of a really shitty movie and he gets kicked into a hole iirc after killing one of the coolest characters in the franchise he comes from that trained the most well known villain of this franchise who later ends up being cut up and burned very badly in some lava before being resurrected as a robo nigger

>>723519745
> Vaguely

Man begrudgingly delivers cure for a disease, develops an attachment to the cure, kills doctors for trying to take it away from him.

>>723529587
battlefield games

your god is a corpse in a shiny chair and you need to kill green dudes , elves and old pals that are spooky now to preserve his honor

>>723529373
Wrong

>>723529620
star wars?

>>723520366
> punch out

>>723529666
Diablo II

>>723529666
The Lat of Us

>>723529666
Diablo

>>723529666
Devil May Cry

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>Orphan with a gift is taken by an asshole.
>Orphan becomes asshole
>Orphan tries to kill asshole
>Orphan dies

>>723529620
you're a faggot and factually wrong you godamn douchebag.

>>723529713
Star wars battlefront II

>>723525230
persona

>>723527609

Hey someone got it.

>>723529760
Got eem

>>723529666
Dante's Inferno

>>723516673
> big as fuck
> Don't say shit
> Hear voices a lot
> kill literally everything with a pulse.
> divorce the galaxy
> Green is cool.

Kick a bunch of clown's asses, but then after that idk because I was a little kid and could never get past the clown part

>Hint: It was a movie

Missing love one
Abandoned town
Rabbit Easter egg

>>723529695
Any WH40k game

>>723529810
Oh wait u right u right. The robo nigger was actually trained by the apprentice of the cool character who was killed by the first nigger. He does get kicked in the home tho I'm pretty sure

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>>723529888
>>723529666

Damn bro are you a wizard?

Space colony ark

>>723529620
>laser
wrong
>main villain
wrong
>robo nigger
50% wrong
You don't even know what a Zabrak is, do you?
What are you, twelve?

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>>723529998
>one away from becoming a wizard myself

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>>723529968
indeed my boy

>>723529695
40k

AND DONT YOU CALL OUR EMPEROR A CORPSE EVER AGAIN HERERIC

>>723528417
Sim City?

3 feet long purple double-headed dildo

>>723528131
>>723528131
can i have a hint

>I Was Born In The USA

>>723529998
Shit nigga I didn't even notice

>>723530187
Saints row 3

>>723519788
Prototype

>>723530034
Sonic Adventure 2

>rodent
>rodent goes on adventure
>meets singing poop

>>723530416
Conkers bad fur day

>>723530416
Conkers Bad Fur Day.

Singing poop was the giveaway.

>>723524877
Noones gotten this one yet EH?

>>723529947
No one can guess this one

>>723530050
Ohhh, I see, no. You're the faggot. "Its not a laser sword it's a lightsaber gugugu" the idea was to be vague most people aren't autistic and don't need to jump on every opportunity to prove something about their fandom. Most people who watched starwars don't give a fuck about stupid shit like this, kys

>>723530357
My nigga
I love this game. Best soundtrack in any sonic game

>>723530621
Silent hill

>nightcrawlers
>perpetual war

>>723530260
Driving USA?

stuffed toy saves it's world from a vaccum that canabulises every level then makes its own on a moon

>>723528131
>>723528417

Nobody's gotten mine yet, any ideas or want clues?

>>723530737
Fuck yeah it is

>>723530857
Yes indeed

Your father is murdered by Chinese people, in your quest to seek vengeance you find yourself constantly looking for sailors, in clubs, in bars, on the streets in dark alley ways illuminated by neon signs.

>>723531014
Sleeping dogs? Or whatever it's called

>>723519745
Skyrim

>>723530932
Sure

>>723519813
Stardew valley

Terrified man wanders large house armed with a vacuum cleaner.

>>723530747
Yup was the Easter egg part too obvious?

>>723530765
This one should be retarded simple guys

>>723531111
Nice quads.

Luigi's Mansion

>>723531111
Luigi's mansion

>>723531083
First one (first post); everyone you meet is kinda cultish and wants you to do things for them

Second one; you're a refugee

>>723520614
Oblivion

>>723530765
>>723531157
Worms?

>>723531155
Never played the game so I wouldn't know, but it sounds like it would be a part of it.

It was the first two lines that got me

>>723517458
oblivion/skyrim

Challenge round

People in faggy costumes draw circles around monsters to fight evil

>>723531157
Fallout series. New Vegas in perticular

>>723530628
That's the worst definition of a Zabrak I've ever read. Take your pills and get back to me when you have your marbles gathered.

P.S: 'Vague' =/= 'Incorrect'
P.S.S: Drop the rampant use of the word 'nigger' from your vocabulary and you won't sound like a lvl 12. Shadowy Edgehog.

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>>723531171
>>723531216
Yep
And holy shit I just got 2 trips earlier this thread. Maybe I really am a fucking wizard.

Scientist watches aliens kill all his colleagues then falls asleep for a long time.

>>723529793
Could be Red dead, but John Marston is no asshole

You and your bro steal a boat, now since your friend is a little retarded he decided he needs to touch this dangerous black shit, this harrowing experience turns him into a furry. Now he's really loud, obnoxious and like to make shitty fourth wall jokes
Now your girlfriends dad tells you that ya gotta see this old dude that studies the shit that turned your friend into a fur-fag.

>get a letter in the mail
>invited to big party
>lizard turtle shows up with space rod
>obtain the power of cosmic entities
>final battle in a sky castle

>>723531387
Jumping to see if anyone can get this

>>723531473
Halo.

>>723528131
Nigga, that could be assassin's creed Black Flag

>>723531237
Right on the money
>>723531421
Close enough

>>723528888
Fuckin quads
But no, it's very similar but nobody can die by natural means lol

>>723531675
Incorrect.

You're a cop on a cruise ship trying to save the presidents daughter by beating people to death with baguette's and frozen fish.

>>723528330
undertale

>>723531684
Ding ding ding

>>723517250
>I come from a place with a past and jsut want to make things right
>>723517250
Dishonored

>>723528651
Darkest dungeon fam

>>723528673
>vague
huniepop faggot

>>723531558
paper mario

>>723517250

Literally any redemption hero story ever. that's like 100+ games fam

>>723531864
Good shit my nigga

>>723528796
witcher 3

Attempt to be a supportive father to your time-controlling adopted daughter.

>>723531851
That fucking game man. I love it so much, but I progress so slowly. It's like week 50 and I just encountered the prophet once....

>>723532010
Ez, Bioshock in the Sky

>>723529620
holy shit you're a faggot

>>723529924
Nobody?

Hint 2: It was a Tim Burton Movie, and it was for SNES

>>723532112
Not what I had in mind, but I suppose it could apply to Bioshock Infinite as well. I may have been too vague.

>>723531767
The end to that game is so sad, guess freedom is indeed impossible

>>723532222
Quads be praised

Yeah, give us more hints

>>723516673
>big bro got kidnapped by a lizard king
>team up with sister to find him
>fight lots of baddies
>rollercoaster race
>animal friends to help you out
I'm just giving away the answers at this point lol

>>723532344
Only good Assassin's creed imo since Revelations

It takes place in a magical world where everything is gray, your Hispanic friend breaks you out of prison and you kill albinos together. The end.

>>723532422
The protagonist is in his 90's but is an excellent dancer. He also drinks poison to make himself stronger. I hope this isn't too obvious now.

>>723528846
Shadow of the colossus

>>723524877
Too obscure?

Listen to my story. This may be our last chance

>>723532677
Witcher

Nazis, Communists, and Capitalists shooting each other in a tunnel. You just try to stay out of their way.

>have amnesia
>contemplate life
>suddenly BOMBS?
>Goku appears and asks of you to collect the Dragon Balls for him
>You are uncertain about your actions but do it anyways
>Meet Goku in space
>Goku goes Darth Vader and says he is your father
>Beat the shit out of him

>>723532929
ding ding ding

Get ready for obscure shit faggots.

>curator of museum
>body of famous pirate comes in, get it ready for display
>shockingly, it comes to life and steal my daughter.
>get on ghost ship and follow him
>get to weird skull like island, go through a ton of dumb shit to save daughter
>turns out the Pirates just sad cause he misses his wife
>everything turns out fine in the end.

>>723532560
Gears of War

>>723532010
Dishonored?

>>723533133
Already solved, it was The Witcher 3.

>>723531556
Jake and Daxter

>>723532502
lol can't believe nobody found this one out

>>723531455
Do you seriously think that the majority of people who have seen starwars, especially the first generation considering they didn't have access to the internet to take part in the aftermarket fandom and would have to take part in it physically, actually know what a Zabrak is? I don't think that word was ever mentioned in the movies and if it was it was a single line or reference in the opening credit slides that wasn't very memorable.

And people know what I'm talking about when I say "laser sword". If I said "lightsaber" it would've been stupidly easy to guess wouldn't it have? What other mainstream franchise has fucking lightsabers? No, I'm not going to say some stupid shit like "ionized crystal sword" or whatever is the accepted terminology in this fandom that I don't even take part in. I can tell without a doubt from reading this that you are in fact autistic because no reasonably normal person would complain about this.

And what you don't realize is the word nigger isnt socially taboo for someone that wasn't raised in an excessively liberal environment.

>>723532004
Bingo. took long enough

>get malaria
>die

>>723532004
more likely witcher 2, you dont gamble in 3

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>>723533020
Nightmares from the Deep: The Cursed Heart

Good game fam

Want money
Get group
Take money
Man says good job

You play satan's poker to fight evil forces

worst UI and connection errors in modern day gaming, swords, weebs, and Minnesota's football team

>>723533874
I'm actually surprised someone got it.

It's a great game indeed

>>723533378
Dkc2, didnt saw it

You have hot lesbian sex with at least one member every race in the galaxy.


You also save the world or something.

>>723533991
For Honor.

Want that game so badly, but it's so much money for shoddy connections and Uplay

>>723528402
>>723528507
Close, Resident Evil 4

>>723534079
Mass effect 2 I hink? Can't remember which one has you gender bent

Eat my ass

>>723533299
You wiiiiiiin Yugi-booooiiiiiiii

>>723533845
Africa: The Game (with improved realismo)

>>723534183
winrar

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>>723534139
I'm not the guy who asked that question.
I've played it for around 11 hours (3 hours on the campaign the rest online) and I've never had an issue with connections or uplay (on for Honor).

Maybe the people complaining have scrub tier internet connections

It's time to chew ass

>>723534224
Close.

>>723534048
There ya go

Reticulating Splines and Llamas

>>723534363
dick kickem

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>>723534363
Duke Nukem.

Jfc dude.

>>723534363
Dick kick'em

>O shako N pul

>>723525877
Rust

>>723534139
Don't get it, I was really good at the game in the beta, and then the real game came out, worst connection errors ever, then microtransactions on a 60$ game. And on top of all that, high level play is so boring since everyone just does defense and it leads to drawn out, boring or tie rounds.

>>723534355
Ahhh. Hopefully I should be fine then.

I've also heard that the campaign is weak, anything in that?

Who's the best character btw?

>>723533561
>Zabrak
There were two of them in EP1. That alone gives the sane moviegoer a measure of socio-racial binding within the universe presented. This is Storytelling 101.

>taboo
I didn't call it "taboo". What I am saying is repeatedly using it to a minimum of once per post like an edgelord robot makes you sound like a child.

>laser sword v. lightsaber
The word "sword" works. People will get the gist, most of them aren't idiots.

>in fact autistic
Is this your go-to line for anyone who calls you out? Because it isn't working.

>excessively liberal
Not even close. Read books. Any book. Just educate yourself, for your own sake.

>>723524877
So do I win the thread cause no one got this?

>>723528417
Banished

>>723534739
Probably, please tell which game is before the thread goes 404

>>723520144
Far cry 4

>>723532955
Metro 2033

>>723534657
Warlord is pretty based
Conqueror is OP probably gonna get Nerfed
Most of the time the Samurai are shit but the Nobushi is really difficult to fight.

Easiest to play is probably Knights.

The storyline is pretty weak so far, I'm about halfway through the Samurai one and I'm like what's the point.

>>723533845
Farcry2

>>723534846
winrar

>>723534875
Correct.

You dont want to hear a story about brave hunters but narrator is a douche and tells you anyway.

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>>723534744
Congrats.
Also nice dubs

>>723534835
Kane and Lynch: Dead Men.

When you go down it repeats bits of dialogue, has one great one where you write a letter to your daughter, and another piece cuts through it.

>>723532521
Most ACs are pretty good, but Ubisoft overuses the game. One every three years would be probably way better

>>723534942
Borderlands

>>723525501
Total war: Rome

You go to hell to slain an evil portrait

>>723535162
Was leaning on Shogun 2, but it counts.

>>723535085
Nice

>>723534848
Ahhh. I really like the look and feel of the law bringer personally, though again I've never played it.

Nobushi is a bitch to fight and I hate her play style

>>723535138
Correct!