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>"Mom, Dad, my boyfriend is a coyote." Your

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>"Mom, Dad, my boyfriend is a coyote."
Your response to your son?
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a beating.
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"You should of been a blow job"
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>>723508592

>"Are you interested in survival games at all~?"

>>723508648

>pic related
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>>723508648
Always new you're a slutty fox inside.
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>>723508829
Er, no, you already added me on steam also. I probably will play pathfinders tonight (the pnp game) and maybe some ow with cait later and what have you.
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>>723508741
Finish that rum.
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Post cute buttholes .-.
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>>723508908
is that one of those lizards from FFT
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I wish I had a cat.
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>>723508953
how is nitw
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I'm not mad, just disappointed.
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>>723508991
Just came back with pizza and wine.
I'll play soon. Just gotta enjoy this pizza.
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>>723508901

>So I did~!"

>"I've recently gotten into Paladins. It's a bit more relaxing than the chore that is Ark~ That said, I'll likely spend my weekend out and about with QT"
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>>723509129
Yes I saw you posting the fox the other day.

>>723509117
I had wine and rum. Fuck pizza.
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>>723509236
Stop being an alcoholic.
Fuck rum. Rum sucks. Merlot here, what wine did you have?
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Tiger butt <3
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>>723509333
leftover prosecco
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>>723509236

>"There's a surprising lack of Pip porn actually. I've managed to find more for Ark, and that horrifies me~"
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>>723509502
Ark's been around longer, give it time.
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>>723509415
If it's not red, it's laaaame.
What an adequate female that is.
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>>723509412
Indeed
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>>723508648
What are you, fucken' gay?
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>>723509582
I love white wine like the white race.

ur an adequate female
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>>723508648
"Son, if you are in the furry fandom, please always remember my words:

Stay away from the autism, as far as you can."
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>>723509646
I love red wine as fervently as I hate niggers.
A boy can dream.
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>>723509576

>"Have you seen some of this stuff tho? It's spooky~!"
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>>723508648
Kill him just like the last two
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>>723509779
I like red wine too, geez. Also I too hate niggers.

Shh. Ur a qt girl.

>>723509846
I have not, but I'm not exactly inexperienced with spooky porn.
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>>723508648
I don't understand, what do you mean son?..
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>>723509881
I've had champagne, and it was alright. Just trying to branch out with the reds now. Haven't had much merlot before.
I wish I was a girl who was insecure about her small breasts so she goes to the gym a lot to make up for it but it never cures her insecurity.
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Looks like I'm too anxious to fall asleep. Sweet
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>>723509881

>"What kind of spooky?"
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>>723510137
I have no opinions about types of wines since I haven't compared them directly enough.

Doesn't that sorta describe you just without the breast thing?

>>723510169
L I Q U O R
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>>723508947
Yes.
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>>723510235
I didn't like that game but I''d fuck those

also moogles

>>723510223
terrible monstrous fetishes
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>>723510227
I have none
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>>723508648
You can pack your shit and yiff yourself right out the fucking door you little shit. i told your mom to get that fucking abortion but noooo, "he's precious". Now you are sucking off autismos in fucking fursuits. You show your face in this house again and i'll do what i should have done when you were an infant you fucking degenerate. Fuck this shit. It was fucking you that touched my Randy Travis poster isn't it you little shit. FUCK. I can't wait until they tell me you got fucking AIDS so I can laugh your ass right off the goddamn planet. SHIT.
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>>723510334

"Like~?"
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>>723510227
I'm not in the business of being a connoisseur. Just curious as to what might suit my fancy more, if anything.
My inadequate penis.
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>>723510334
Fag.
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>>723510381
go buy some

>>723510441
You forgot your greentext

>>723510449
your penis is adequatelicious

>>723510459
y-you too
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Call an electrician.
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>>723510489
I have work tomorrow

Unless I manage to asphyxiate myself before sunrise
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>>723508648
>coyote
>not dating wolf masterrace

>get the fuck out of my woods.
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>>723510579
don't let your dreams be memes

>>723510556
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>>723510489
It's embarrassing average.
The only special thing I have is this dumb varicocele on my left nut.
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>>723510647
well mine is BELOW average and also brown af so fucc u
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>>723510489
Suck my dick, faggot.
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>>723508648
>"Mom, Dad, my knot got stuck! What do??"
Your response to your handsome and cute son? OwO
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>>723510750
stop calling me that that is a bully word
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>>723510641
As in make it so I never dream again to void that possibility?
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>>723510697
It's above adequate.
Plus it doesn't matter since you just want to get fucked by dudes anyways.
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>>723510834
WHY NOT

DREAM BIG UNTIL YOU NO LONGER DREAM AT LAL

>>723510887
this is true man I love having cock in my ass
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>>723510804
No, faggot.
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>>723510949
;_____________;
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>>723510489

>"Oh no! Guess I might as well kill myself~!"
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>>723510923
I dream of lethal injection
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>>723510990
go do a suicide pact with para
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>>723511042
No thanks
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>>723510923
Can't say I know that feel.
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>>723511042

>"Who's Para~?"
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>>723510977
These dicks aren't going to suck themselves, faggot.
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>>723511150
this guy

>>723511104
>>723510381

>>723511105
but you sure dream of it

>>723511163
sighs audibly
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>>723508648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDN0A3gZh7M
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>>723508648
"If you're dating a coyote you're gunna live outside like one. Pack your bags."
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>>723511163
You wish you had multiple dicks.
>>723511225
I think it's something more meant for dreams than reality, and it will stay that way.
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>>723511335
I mean I've done it in real life

many times

and yeah now I agree
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>>723508648
You mean he runs illegals across the border?
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>>723511225
Subby just shoot me
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>>723511426
I can't shoot you from over here nigga
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>>723511225
Then I guess its no dicks for you, faggot. You get to go dickless.

>>723511335
That would actually suck.
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>>723511225

>"I just know you as Awoo-guy tbh matey~"
>"I take it you won't get too offended if I don't remember your trip name~?"
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>>723511540
it's subjectivefag, I have like 30 avatars my dude

>>723511529
but I WNAT THE DICK
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>>723511472
It just can't ever be easy, can it
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>>723511413
fucking A
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>>723511387
So then you should like, stop telling me to have sex or get raped all the time.
I am still slightly miffed that you told Nibi to rape me because I just "really need it" or some shit, but I assume it was ironic, so that lessens the impact.
>>723511529
I wonder how it would feel though.
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>>723508648
"That seems kind of strange, son. Like a furry kinda coyote or a literal coyote? Because a literal coyote could be a problem. Furry coyote? Still kinda weird. It's cool though."

>it's called supporting your child so that they don't shun you for fucking life
>gotta get retirement security
>while also making sure they know you find their activities abnormal
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>>723511607
Did I tell nibbles to do that? I don't remember, I probably did.

>>723511594
it would be if you lived in the US of A. I could kill myself in about 15 seconds from where I'm sitting.
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>>723511580

>"Fair enough then, I'll continue to do the lazy thing and refer to you as mate, just like I do everyone else on my Steam~"
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>>723511677
You did.
It's fine though.
I'm feeling too good right now to be mad over such a thing.
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>>723511773
no problem fam
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>>723511677
If I had some benzos, I could go for the good old overdose while having an oven bag on my head
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I'm out.
cya around, guys
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>>723508648
"Son, we raised you better than this. We're a proud family of furry-rabbits. You know we don't get along with coyotes, or other carnivores for that matter. What's wrong with the doe next door? I hear she's in heat."
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>>723511832
my way would be WAY easier

>>723511828
dududududu, feelin' groovy~
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>>723511580
Then quit being a faggot and suck them dicks.

>>723511607
It'd put a lot of strain on the heart, and you wouldn't be able to get them fully erect most of the time.
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>>723511889
hi bye!
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>>723511830

>"Welp, time to fuck off matey. Toodles~"
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>>723511940
I know, but there's only butter knives here available as weapons
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>>723511889
Later.
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>>723512028
fuck bongistan

>>723511958
there's too many, I don't know which one to start with
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>>723511940
Not quite groovy, but damn.
Exam went well today, I actually went to the internship fair this week, went and saw some cats at the shelter today, and now I have pizza and wine and an amazing game to play.
>>723511958
This is truly better left to furry porn, where there is no logic.
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Instead you should check out Snapchatz .com fap to schools hottest girls pics
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>>723512103
did you get anything out of the fair?
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>>723512074
Maybe if I could get some benzos prescribed..
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>>723512074
SF, good news
apparently the pumpkinhead song is making faggots rage cause it's too hard for them
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>>723508648
"son, we don't need to have the coyote get us more gardeners. the one's we have a fine."
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>>723511889
bye
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>>723512217
oh ehm gee it's my cat

;_;7
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>>723512189
After I gave one of the employers a quick blowjob in the bathroom, yes.
No, it's hard to say. We'll see if I had an impact in the coming weeks, but it meant something big to me personally to be able to go.
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>>723508648
Son, I clearly didn't rape you enough...
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>>723512346
yeah I see how that's an accomplishment

nicely done

>>723512231
underrated poste
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>>723512074
Start with Eliza's.
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>>723512414
Will give blowjob 4 job
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>>723512479
that can't be right, eliza is a girl's name and girls do not have penises

>>723512511
will give bj for free

also job would be nice
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>>723508648
Well, I'm living in southern Texas, so "my boyfriend is a coyote" means something VERY different here.
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>>723512479
douche
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>>723512270
No porn yet though
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>>723512574
>girls do not have penises
sub this is 2017 get with the times
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>>723512666
That is fine. It will come with time.

>>723512708
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>>723512574
>tfw you will never be the company slut that is hired just to give your boss a blowjob whenever he calls you in and you're good at nothing else
jk that's degenerate and wouldn't be honest income.
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>>723512747
tfw that's literally my dream job

and it's a completely honest living, prostitution is the world's oldest profession
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>>723512574
Girls can have penises, faggot.

>>723512599
Pull out the strap-on and let Subby suck it.
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kill it twice. once for being a furry and once for racemixing
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>>723512815
I'm pretty sure that's not true

regards, biologyfrogs
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>>723512739
I don't really know who that is. Pretty sure it's a talkshow host but that's the end of it.
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>>723508648
Loli time
http://streamboobs.com
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>>723512910
he's the CURRENT YEAR guy
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>>723512798
I'm sure you'd have a good bit of blowjob experience, at least. I need that for my resume.
Yeah but we'll have none of that in AMERICA.
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>>723512967
except for nevada
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>>723512937
Does he sound like an obnoxious manchild when he says it?
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>>723513019
Wanna move?
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>>723512815
sub doesn't like me
that means he can still like my strapon though, yes
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>>723513115
God no, nevada is garbage.
PURE GARBAGE
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>>723513095
yeah but I haven't watched that show since it was the current year -2 so idk now

>>723513115
yes but not to nevada.

>>723513154
I don't dislike you. You confuse me.
>>
>>723511225
This is cringey as shit, I can smell the musk and see your neckbeard from here, /pol/tard
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>>723513161
>>723513202
Yeah but butt sluts.
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>>723513278
You guys can be buttsluts anywhere baby.
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>>723513154
Subby doesn't like anyone. I also need pics of your strap-on.
>>
>>723513202
i don't do anything anymore that would qualify as trying to milk you with absurdist viewpoints, that was a phase
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>>723513202
Well I would assume it hasn't changed.
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>>723513330
why would i have one, my SO is straight as a dog
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>>723513247
my musk smells delicious, doesn't it~? take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeep whiff, cutie~

>>723513278
I can be a buttslut elsewhere.

>>723513351
Dude you were talking earlier today in ways that didn't make any sense. I think your speech patterns are just insanely arcane.

>>723513361
unless he's shot himself since trump won.
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>>723513422
no his only videos since trump won were about trump and then putin
hes going on the liberal tears warpath
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>>723513325
Your house is the prime location.
>>723513422
>my musk etc. etc.
That response makes me want to never talk to you again.
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>>723513489
ooooooooooooooof course
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>straight as a dog
>in a thread about gay dogs
hue
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>>723513574
I'm memeing at anon dude it's a strat
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>>723513574
Yes. holy shit
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>>723513422
Why would he? This just means he'll have more material
>>
>>723513586
>>723513586
>>723513586
>>723513586
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>>723513406
Straight guys can still enjoy being pegged.
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>>723513638
because it was supposed to be the CURRENT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Instead you should check out Snapchatz .com fap to schools hottest girls pics
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>>723513701
Yeah, nef is "straight" too
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>>723513632
I am probably the worst buttslut.
Julian is definitely better.
>>723513624
I don't give a fuck about your strats.
That's gorse.
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>>723513711
yeah and he can't complain about the current year if he's dead
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>>723513894
Im pretty sure he wouldnt be opposed to showing you the ropes.
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>>723513422
maybe, that might have been just one post. i wasn't doing it on purpose at least, but when i do my english skills are obviously suspicious

>>723513586
gay people can be in straight bodies mane, you guys could all be girls in a straight relationship, and love it, and even want to keep the pussy because it's just a more intimate place to put that cock

>>723513701
this is true but not always right
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>>723513780
Yeah and my dicks going straight down your throat faggot
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This is how it would go down
>Be me
>45
>Have a 7/10 wife and 1 kid
>Kid is a little weird, but whatever
>He's always hanging out in his room
>He came out as gay
>Whatever. Don't really care
>Chilling with wife in Living Room. Watching TV
>He was out with some friends
>Comes home with a stupid tail on
"Dad?"
>wut.png
"I have something to tell you and mom"
>OK what is it
"Mom, Dad, my boyfriend is acoyote"
>wtf.jpg
>He's a fucking gay furfag
>Holy Shit
>iwontstandforthis.gif
>I stand up a split second after I hear this
>Hit him with an Up-Smash andknock him into the air
>18% damage taken
>I follow up with 2 nairs
>He shields but I break it
>Grab him
>Throw him to the ground
>Down-Smash this nigger
>Gets Lauched immeaditely
>Never see that fucker again
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>>723513917
tfw ull never mindbreak nef
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>>723513894
But memery was the correct response

and don't worry I'll train you in the ways of buttsluttery

>>723513917
oliver genocide best day of my life

>>723513976
what's your native language?
>>
>>723513984
lolno
>>
>>723514008
tai kwon do
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>>723513976
Try it and see if he enjoys it.
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>>723514111
Pretty sure that's a martial art. Korean?
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>>723514008
remove current year

>>723514042
If you'd prefer it go up the back entrance you should have just said so
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>>723513973
Didn't know bondage would be involved.
Nice.
>>723514008
But nigga, two fingers hurt just last week.
I can never compete with true buttsluts.
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>>723514138
it's a great gift to give

>>723514192
japenase
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>>723514263
I walked into that one didnt i
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>>723514292
I dont have many, only several.
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>>723508648
epic ass-whupping
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>>723514263
I wanna go back to the 50s myself

also what katia's really saying is you can share my butt with him

>>723514292
It's not about competing, it's about improving at your own pace

>>723514304
you're a real live nip?
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>>723514310
more like backed onto it

>>723514375
I was thinking of more like a conga line
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>>723513990
Kek
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>>723514442
But what about eiffel tower
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>>723513990
Fuck you.
Nobody is going to punish shield break with grab unless they're a fucking noob.
>>723514375
I have no butt stuff.
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>>723514442
stop being lewd omg
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>>723514488
Nah, gonna do the eiffel tower with kiss and cheetos

>>723514559
it's not my fault you're struggling to compete
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>>723514375
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>>723514551
I'll share.

And punishing shield break with grab could be optimal in some situations. If fox ditto shield break at low to mid% for example.
>>
>>723514629
Not wanting to if we're being honest.
>>
>>723514629
cheetos? He's never around.

>>723514633
>>723514633
>>723514633
>>723514633
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>>723514680
It must be hard being in a battle of wits when you're witless

>>723514703
I am in a discord with him
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>>723514703
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>>723514779
give discord on steam
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>>723514779
I believe it,but I'd forgotten about him completely.

>>723514791
also no tabletop tonight so if you wanna do something else I'md own
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>>723514660
That's actually pretty disgusting.
Good thing I don't Fox ditto.
>>
>>723514841
yeah probably some OW later with niggas
>>
>>723514375
tai kwon do isn't actually a language, and it is japanese, and no i'm not a japanese person, and i'm not a second language english speaker, i just have you guys for a brain and it doesn't do anything but be fucking retarded
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>>723514812
You don't know anyone in there except AM and Cheetos. Is pokefags.

>>723514841
Reasonable
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>>723514911
duly noted.

>>723514868
It's also optimal for sheik on tons of characters.

>>723514908
dope
>>
First let me hop out motherfucking Porsche
Ion want her if that ass don't sit like a horse
I be balling on these niggas got me feeling like sports
Dash got so much wood I could build me a fort
Ain't too many things I ain't done yet
I'm the king of this shit
Ground by the toilet
I'm just barley getting started
You already upset
Got a tiger as a pet
I just took 'em to the vet
Homie I been making hits
I'm the rap Derek Jeter
Let your bitch ride on me
Like she was on a feeder
If the pussy ain't good
Then I prolly won't feed her
Lil' homie you can keep her
'Cause I really don't need her
I ain't worried bout feature
Homeboy you's a pee on
Toilet seat ass nigga man I swear you getting peed on
Man my jewelry so cold I walk around with the heat on
My alarm clock set just in case they wanna sleep on
Ya digg
I'mma full time playa
Hopping out in alligators
Sipping lean and now a later
Homie I'll annihilate you
If you think you wanna battle
You gone have to pay some paper
I just hit her and I quit her
I will never ever dater her
It's a shame how I'm barely getting love in this city
Travel to another town, you can bet they fucking with me
I be killin' this shit
Pray to God they forgive me
They say when you blow up don't forget me
Mann
I been on fire
Ever since they made the lighter
My boys a pull up on yo homie, I ain't talking diapers
Walk into your function on point I'm like a sniper
My girl bad like Dej Loaf so don't try her
Flexing all on ya other homeboys you ain't ready
10 times sharper than Michael Myers machete
Been about the money I ain't worried bout the fame
Bout to have everybody saying who is Rickey Wayne
That's me
>>
>>723514985
Yeah I know I mean give me ur discord name and #4444 numbers
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>>723515018
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I wish Subby was browner.
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Keep drinking my scotch, because I'm sterile as fuck with no kids.

Leave house after scotch due to voices that have no business being in my house.
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Why don't you go Snapchatz .com fap to schools hottest girls pics
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I'm pretty brown tho
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>>723508648
Proceeds to fuck sons boyfriend
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>>723515324
I don't believe you.
>>
>>723508648
Put'em both down, Old Yeller style.
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>>723515454
there's a picture somewhere of katia's hand holding mine where I look like an actual nigger next to his pale flesh
>>
>tfw too basic to even be on a planet anymore
how do i sublimate
>>
>>723515668
ask james mercer
>>
>>723515324
>is a brown fag
>wants to live in the 1950s
>>
>>723515784
>the shins
right on
>>
>>723508648
NUTT
>>
>>723515954
my particular shade of brown had it pretty good in the 50s. Think I love lucy.

>>723515983
I legit think he's the best lyricist of this generation and I don't know what half of the songs mean

it's kinda like talking to you actually
>>
>>723516073
we all come on here to write you love songs, sub
>>
>>723516412
omg :D
>>
>>723508648
i am disappoint
>>
>>723508648
i wouldnt say anything cause i wont ever have a child

fuck children.
>>
>>723516679
>fuck children
no milo that's BAD
>>
>>723516700
not literally, you frick
>>
>>723516438
you just hang with the furries, we all get warm fuzzy and lyrical inside around this art
>>
>>723516755
you're a literal

>>723516786
I want to warm and fuzzy you
>>
>>723516866
you probably would, i dunno no one who can't into a fox. what're you for a talking animal?
>>
>>723516866
i am literally unable to even.
>>
>>723508648

yeah you're probably a coyote too you faggot

then i'll go back to do whatever I was doing
>>
>>723517051
I am a qt3.14 nigger cat

>>723517067
can you even me
>>
>>723508648
"go to your room and dont come out until your balls are bursting so you can empty them into my furry ass"
>>
>>723514917
>>723514917
>>723514917
>>
>>723517110
it depends. are you able to give the even back into me?
>>
>>723508648
>My son is a homeless faggot
>>
well considering the next thread, this seems like a good time to bail

peace, faggots
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