how can i get a cute gf, obesed, no money, small dick, bald

I'll suck it if ur in cali. I'm about the same stats as u

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>>723507218
cute fupa, anon

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post picture of balls

>>723507218
See dood, don't worry so much. Show ur balls tho

>>723507218
80/20 rule look it up. If you're a guy and not in the top 20% then don't even bother

>>723507218
lose weight. it's not that hard. it just takes some lifestyle changes. eat right, exercise regularly (do cardio ***and*** strenght training, not just one or the other -- that shit only results in partial fitness).
if you're bald, idk wtf to say. shave your head and own it or do some shit like rogaine and/or hair plugs? do some research and maybe ask your doctor about options? idk. and fuck me that sounds like a commercial.
dick doesn't look small compared to most of the kek-worthy shit i've seen posted here. there are plenty of chicks out there and, contrary to popular opinion, they're not all dying for some 14 inch dick. don't be so insecure. this goes for the last thing too..about being a 33 yo virgin. don't think about it and it will stop mattering so much.
there are definitely women out there who will think it's attractive or "sweet" that you're not some disease carrier or player.
i know i'll catch shit for this, but i figure i should do something nice after trolling the piss out of morons all day.
one step at a time.
get in shape and the confidence will follow.
you're worried about a lot of stuff that isn't going to be a deal breaker for more girls than you think.
good luck, anon.

>>723507218
>posting 2 days in a row
LOSE WEIGHT

>>723509309
been way more than two days, mang.
saw this shit last week, too.
kinda disappointed in myself for being here that much.

whats ur dick size full erect ?

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lower your standards