You are a small organism on a newly created Earth. Dubs decide

Eat a dick to evolve

>>723503932
rr

>>723503954
re roll

An hero

>>723503992
re rollerino

>>723504022
kek

build sand house

>>723504022
WINRAR

>>723503822
Is there a way to reproduce? If yes, start reproducing, kill the useless offsprings and keep the ones with useful mutations. Let's speed up evolution.

>>723504022
We did it boys. Another world saved

>>723504022
Answer: No , /b/ can't make a new world. 9/10 keks

>>723504022
rolling for botched suicide

Roll the worlds smallest cigarette and then smoke it.

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>>723504022
The red organism scurries into the ocean and drowns, life on Earth is now barren..

>>723504077
There's no life to build a house

>>723504635
Trees gain sentience. They all laugh at the tiny red organism.

>>723504761
Roll

>>723504761
Roll because I can never get fucking dubs

A worm spawns

A worms spawns

>>723504761
this

You respawn as a horse with down syndrome and begin wandering

>>723504955
Winrar!
>if dubs, giant tree orgy

>>723505099
ohno

a pixelated tree orgy

eat all grass, and replicate

>>723505099
Tree penis... A tree-nis.

>>723504635
There is life the trees are alive can one of them evolve

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>>723505099
Trees become sentient. Begin to laugh

>>723505792
Can they grow legs

haha i love this thread a lot..

rolling for: one of the trees drops a seed that looks like a dick and can breathe

>>723505920
Make them grow legs. Stupid long legs that they use to kick any more spawning backless scum into the sea.

>>723505792
No tree orgy?

>>723506021
yes tree orgy plz

The trees grow limbs and begin to form a cult

>>723506158
name the cult: 4chan
also, roll

Trees become obsessed with fire, missionary trees spread fire throughout the world until the whole world is fire.

The organisms dna is picked up by a wave and washed ashore to combine with a plant and plot its revenge against the damned trees that wont stop laughing.

A nigger appears out of the sand. It wants the white bitches.

all the trees burn down

>>723503822
Gay, reptilian lumberjacks come into existence and start a 1000 year war against the sentient trees.

>>723505792
Trees begin to study their environment, and develop the scientific method.

>>723506374
roll

A tree begins to look like a woman. A dryad that looks for a phallic shaped branch to satisfy its lust.

The last human living rises from his bunker under the sand

>>723506459
roll

>>723506480
Roll

the trees worship fire

>>723503822
Moar like this
http://rudehentai.com

>>723506551
Kek rawl

>>723503822
Our sun spontaneously runs out of hydrogen, going red giant, and swallowing Earth in destruction.

>>723506551
damn that could have been trips.

reroll for fire worshipping trees.

Autism begins to spread from tree to tree. They screech in their newly developed mental disease-based language.

>>723506308
Rolling

>>723506459
oh yes, roll

Two dick shaped organisms arise from the ground, being worshipped by the trees

>>723506629
roll

>>723506677
Dubble dubs

It's discovered that there is a homo tree and God destroys the universe.

Tree inbreeding leads to rectal autism

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trees begin to fuck exponentially and consume the water from younglings

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>>723505099
The trees have an orgy. Give me a break I'm working on it here my bois

>>723506733
Yeah cool

>>723506677
>>723506739
The trees worship penis(homo trees), God discovers this, and destroys the universe.

>>723506814
hot af

giant black hole spawns in the middle on the forest and fucks shit up

Why are there two of these threads next to each other?

>>723506677
Winrar deliver op

>>723506814
Ughn.. finished..

>>723506814
the trees create offspring. female dryads that look like young girls, they are now the queens of the world and are worshiped by all.

>>723506814
An orgy is more than 2 it is at least 6

>>723506922
False gods are discovered by the one true God, Odin, and Odin destroys the universe.

>>723506814

a yellow penis appears and is alive

Ship of the Imagination from Cosmos crashes, Neil Degrasse Tyson comes out and becomes a god to the trees.

Roll
>>723506889

>>723506814
A mutation in the tree gene creates a tree with the downs

Milhouse becomes a meme and makes Earth disintegrate.

Stray Nigglet organisms appear from the north

>>723507098
Roll

Tree Holocaust

This is brilliant. Guys, give OP some space he's doing fine work

Little red organism rises from the WATER, much larger than before

Trees worship it

>>723507239
roll

>>723507144
fuk

The T-Rex from Toy Story is 1,000,000,000x bigger, can breathe in space, is omnipotent, and destroys the homo trees and nigglets.

>>723507239
reroll

Little zombified organism rises from the ocean and starts feasting on the helpless trees mid-coitus

>>723507144
Nigglets reside in a hood letting vegetation die out due to neglect and typical laziness from the blacks.

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>>723506677
Trees worship dick shaped organisms that come from the ground

Why do all the posts here end in the trees worshiping someone?

Also if dubs, then the trees transcend the mortal plane and survive into the next Kalpa, becoming gods to lizard men.

>>723507403
cute

The bogdanoffs rise

>>723507331

>>723507451
Roll

>>723507403
OP Here, I have to get ready for work, sorry fellas

>>723507451
Rawl kek

Nigglet organisms start to smoke the trees

>>723507511
Winrar deliver naow OP

>>723507403
>>723506922


WINRAR

>>723507098
Rolling this because I want to see you draw a derptree

>>723507239
rereroll

>>723507239

>>723507442
Because the trees have sentence and what else would they do

>>723507677
winrar

>>723507511
Winrar

one of the dick organisms pulls out a gat and pops a nigga(tree)

>>723507677
KEK

The dicks start a tree genocide the grass rebels as well.

>>723507722
Double winrar, also destroy earth

shit rains from the sky as the trees begin to shove the small dick organisms into each others assholes

Faggots OP is out for work..

thread is kil
stop rolling

>>723507465
*ocean become white

>>723507403
A lone Chinese man emerges from the ocean and opens a convenience store along the strand.

Before they die, the two dicks infect the titanic space T.rex with their semen

You racists and faggots ruined this

Aliens come down and nut all over the trees to establish dominance.

>>723507900
checked

>>723507677
Checked

>>723508100
Double Checked

>>723508177
triple checked..

WHAT the fuck is going on ..nice

>>723507403
Superior birch wood trees grow from the ground, exiled from other trees because they are different

>>723508177
Triple Checked

Tall trees of kush begin to grow and over take the trees

>>723507239
Waiting for OP to deliver

a tree turns into fluttershy :DDDDD xD

>>723508655
checked

>>723508271
Quadra Checked