ITT: times you ruined your life >be 16 >average face,

>my dad develops some serious health issues
>has a heart attack, gets internalised in a hospital
>goes into a coma
>i feel sad for him, but i still focus on my gta
>fail high school final examination, lowest grade in my class
>dad recovers after surgery
>manage to save 500 dollars
>spend it on a cs go skin
>make some other US friends on facebook
>they play gta online aswell
>on a ps4
>"daddy, i want a ps4"
>he gets out of the hospital, and after a while buys me one
>he lost a lot of weight, i don't think he has much left to live
>tries to spend as much time with me
>i try too, but i'm too glued to my gta online character
>eventually manage to buy a high-end PC
>buy GTA V on steam
>play it all day
>2 years have passed since i failed high school
>haven't done anything in my life
>kissless virgin (don't think it had to be said)

>>723503495
continue please.

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>>723503495
This appears to be the start of some sort of bait... but i cannot tell what type...

Proceed

>>723503495
wHATS UR STEAM NAME?

>>723504304
Havent seen that image in probably about 2.5 years, love it

>>723504984
You can add me on SUCKMYDONG
SUUUUUU YUNGGGGGGB

>>723503694
>>723503706
>went to psychologists a lot of times, wanted to be like Michael in the story mode
>60 dollars each session
>go there and talk about my gta online adventures

>>723505681
You're a fucking faggot. Your father deserves an actual son instead of your worthless ass.

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>>723505266

thx. you can save it. its all yours.

Dude you are honestly really pathetic and I don't mean this in neither a joking nor ironic way. You are genuinely pathetic and it's pretty sad.

ur a loser

>>723503672

kek wAit till your 36 still live with parents who arent wealthy and take out credit cards in their names so you can buy beer and vidya. i wanna die

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>>723506595

>>723506039
Oh man! great! Thanks alot!

>>723506595
holy fuck

>>723506131
If you think this isn't some kind of lame pasta then I got news for you

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>>723506595
no, im 21, it's been 2 years since i failed high school, my dad keeps trying to get me to do something and i always tell him "yeah dad, when i have time"

thing is, i always have time, its just that i spend most of it doing autistic scenes in gta online director mode

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I think this picture visually illustrates things quite well

>>723503495
>>723503672

thats sad and pathetic
actually getting me down

>>723507118
Please stop, you just dont know how much this hurts your father. He lets you get on because he loves you, he got you the game because he knew it'd make you happy. I'm guessing he's happy you're happy plinking away on your console, but it would really mean something if you got off it for him.

>>723505812
>>723504304
>>723506131
>>723506195
>>723508159
give the dude a break you pieces of shit, he cant communicate with anyone and he isnt doing it out of selfishness. OP is kind of lonely and sad, his dad is unlucky I'll tell you that but dont go blaming OP for it. OP, u have to get your shit together man, I'm not talking about going out and dating bitches or spending money, I'm talking studying or at least working a part time job, not relying on your dad's money but rather your own. Dont go full antisocial spoiled teen, go out and interact with the world around you

>>723509030
I agree with this fag. Do this op

>>723509030
>he cant communicate with anyone
How do you expect him to get a job or apply for education?

>>723509030
i don't care about anyhthing else apart from gta online

>>723503495
>walk the dinosaur

>>723509296
>How do you expect him to get a job or apply for education?
his dad knows people, I'm almost certain he can get OP working somewhere and if that doesnt work, Any fastfood restaurant, 24/7 or H&M are always hiring
>>723509318
as for you, OP, there will come a time where there won't be anyone for you to rely on and you'll most likely find someone relying on you because they have no other choice, your dad isnt gonna always be there for you so you have to start taking things into your own hand. gta v is shit and you're gonna dump it once they release a new one or maybe when you see Red Dead Redemption 2. GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING