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You have interested me, good job

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>>723498822

> present day
> me and OGE want to shoot up school
> basic snow nigger shit
> get and idea
> AN EVIL IDEA
> GET PIC RELATED
> approach Super-tard
> promise that we will we write the report and make the presentation and he wil do the presentation and speech by him self
> tard agrees
> plan begins
> spend 3 months
> writing report
> making presentation
> teach tard on what to do
> be carefull as not to awake the super tard
> get stuff
> gunz and shiet
> gas grenades
> c4
> edgy clothing
> get gloves and maskes (very important)
> me and OGE plan everything out

> to be continued

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>>723498969

> be the day
> have everything planned
> set up gas grenades
> loaded the weapons
> START GAME.JPG
> me and OGE call in sick
> tard goes on to give presentation
> teacher and class shut it as not to upset the Super-tard
> goes on to give decent presentation
> while happening
> the halls where silent
> the cameras where dead
> OGE is hacker btw
> walk through the hall with a smile of christmas joy
> get to class room
> presentation still going
> tard is giving final speech
> class is paying attention to tard
> tard seems happy
> we plant c4
> tard said
> and just like the dinosaurs before us we must follow the foot steps of them and dance with them the song of dea-
> BOOM!
> DOOR BTFO
> walk in
> teacher screams
> OH Yes
> TARD HAS AWOKEND
> TELEPORTS TO TEACHER
> rips her in fucking half
> blood.JPG
> we pull the big boys cause we are sad boys
> IT RAINING LEAD
> “press button”
> gas bombs explode
> PANIC AT THE DISCO #redfilterbest
> police come in
> GET ON THE FLOOR
> kids get on the floor
> shoot them
> why not
> leave guns
> GTFO

> to be continued

>>723499483
final

> be 6 years later
> never caught
> couldn’t identify the guns because gloves
> smart feel
> but alas i am sad
> best bud OGE DIED
> bite the big bazooka
> o well
> dream came true
> be me
> historian
> write a book about that day
> the happening of 24 februari 20xx
> best seller
> decided to dedicate it to my friend.
> read last line
> this conclusion is dedicated to the memory of OGE and is named after him
> it was destiny
> what happend on that day was in conclusion
> Open the door
> Get on the floor
> Everybody walk the dinosaur

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this was low-tier bait

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Sounds like you are the tard

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