ITT: Medieval doctor >be me >medieval doctor >mixing

Thank you, good doctor.

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>be me
>alchemist doctor in the 16 century
>trying to find philosopher stone
>want to be rich
>want to be immortal
>trying to mix nigredo to rubedo
>get caught by a normie peasant
>says that he'll accuse me of witchcraft
>gotta talk my way out of this
>no worries, i am a doctor
>offers half made liquid stone to him
>he drinks
>he dies
>thestoneispoisonous.afresco
>continues research for the philosophers stone
>i am doctor

You're not a very good doctor.

>>723493253
>.oiloncanvas
Fucking kek

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>be medieval doctor
>out in the woods gathering onions and berries for lunch
>suddenly encounter with normie man at arms
>"oh humus.parchment"
>says that I'm in his lordship woods
>glad that i'm wearing plague mask to roll my eyes
>guard starts to shout at me
>villagers gather round
>time to do doctoral duty
>tell guard that i've found rare herb that reveals if one is with the plague
>scoffs in disbelief
>tell him to apply herb in thyself
>it's curare
>he's paralysed
>"coupdegrace.tapestry"
>tell everyone the guard got the plague
>set him on fire
>saved villagers
>i am a doctor

>be me
>seeing faggot copying epic thread
>i am doctor

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>be me
>alchemist/plague doctor
>accompanying army back home
>king got a concusion
>get called to royal tent
>humusgotreal.parchment
>royal guard waiting for my saying in the matter
>i got this
>say that i have to perform a surgery
>proceeds to do a lobectomy
>king wakes up
>itfuckingworked.stainedglass
>king starts to walk naked
>king is now retard
>nobody questions the king
>i am a doctor