Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723465500
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>723490659
Qt sounds good~
But just call me Ai
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723490766
Bork!
カラミチーマス
I hope you're all well
Good evening everyone
>>723490835
Ai
>>723490456
Well, never tried is never won people said, so don't stop
What would I wanna take my time and go to my job for? Money? I have lots of money. I have 10 or 15 bicycles what the hell do I wanna go to work for?
>>723490835
ima call you ay
>>723490835
Fucking pedo.
Shiro claimed.
This isn't done. Find me here anon. Fight me. Ask my why again.
>>723490998
Evening
>>723490979
Much better now <3
>>723490979
Trust me, she's not taken. Stop being a cuck and ask her what her name is.
>>723490998
Good evening, Chara-chan~
>>723491065
Is she from Nichijou? I think I'm going to start that anime tonight after NHK~
>>723491130
still kike :o
>>723491177
wish dos you
>>723491222
still trips :o
I wanna insult you, but I am impressed
>>723491250
ok :o
>>723491175
Hey there Taiga
>>723491130
Oh heya, haven't seen you in a while.
>>723491177
Sup Rei?
>>723491207
Evening Shielder-kun
>>723491301
Nuuu call me Masher~
Did you enjoy your day?
>>723491207
Yes, that's good timing, you'll need a comedy anime to get your mind off NHK.
>>723491363
Can I call you Mashie?
I did actually. I spent my day catching up with friends. What about you?
>>723491202
That's good, but implies something was wrong. Care to talk about it?
>>723491207
Okay, fine. Call me a cuck or a pussy bitch. Call me whatever for being afraid to talk to some girl who I'm a complete stranger to, because at this point I've heard every single insult. I could've not said a fucking word about this at all and it wouldn't have made a difference.
>>723491286
:ok
>>723491301
Time flies when you're a fagg:ot.
>>723491583
not ok -_-
>>723491301
Nothing much, as always.
How about yourself?
>>723491623
N:ot. G:oo:d.
>>723491686
good
>>723491583
I feel like I live in slow motion though.
>>723491680
I catched up with some of my friends I haven't seen in a while and worked in my apartment the last few weeks.
Besides that nothing much either
>>723491404
Do you think it's okay for me to watch two anime at the same time?
And you should work for yourself, work for a healthy and a secure state of mind. Money equals resources and resources equals a happy life.
>>723491515
Kek that's cute, I like it~
Ah... me? You may not like it.
spentalldayguttingreindeerwithmydad
myhandsareallbloody
>>723491516
If I were your dad I wouldn't let back into the house until you introduced yourself to her. "Oh hey what are you listening to? By the way my name is Anonymous, what's yours? Oh you like that song? You have shit taste in music, get a life you cunt" etc, it's not hard lol
lmao
cuck
I'm kidding, I'm actually disappointed in you.
>>723491842
Alright. Mashie it is.
Why would I not like it?
You going to eat the deer later? Also using the hide you got?
What about the guts? Do those have an actual use?
And wash your hands then and take a nice long shower.
>>723491842
I just copy-pasted that from a youtube comment because it sounded funny, I don't own 15 bikes.
>>723491814
Some IRL?
What kind of work did you do then?
>>723491842
No. If you were my dad, you'd yell at me for even thinking of dating. He would yell at me for not thinking of whatever university I should attend, how hard I should study and what I should get my Master's degree in. He would yell at me and be aggressive with my education until I got my master's, a job, a house and a car all on my own. Then, and only then, can I date.
>>723491736
great
>>723491814
Time flies when you're a faggot, but at a certain degree of gayness you fly too close to the sun, burn your wings, fall and slowly drown in the Mediterranean.
>>723490912
More
>>723491814
Also
>catched
kys
>>723492152
worse than great :(
>>723492133
That's a lot
Claim
>>723492024
Yeah, IRL friends like a fucking normie.
Well... we laied the tiles in the entrance floor, then filled the spaces of said tiles, washed them 4-5 times, then I painted the wall in the entrance area and now I have to clean the whole apartment again
>>723492152
Ah shit. Good thing I'm just bisexual then and not a full blown faggot.
>>723492200
I don't understand? Isn't "Catching up" a commonly used phrase?
>>723492241
but better than g:ood?
>>723491363
>>723491363
>Nuuu call me Masher
Do you mash?
What do you mash?
>>723492311
no :(
>>723492253
s
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>>723492306
I think so (catching up)
>>723492306
Your own apartment? Or your parent's?
>>723492159
>>723492306
You're still a faggot, just one without enough backbone to make decisions.
>commonly used phrase
It is.
>>723492357
n:ot even a little?
>>723492470
His parent's. He's a little rich boi.
Good bye thread, sorry for the slow replies.
>>723491988
My dad is going to give me some meat after he rubs salt and freezes it so that it can last a year, and some meat with marinade sauce so that I can eat it tomorrow night, I got my bullet back and I'm going to bury it in honor of the reindeer ;~:
My dad is going to keep the hide and probably make a canvas out of it or something, maybe boots, I'll ask him later.
And the intestines? We leave it there and let the wolverines gobble it up~ My mom keeps the antlers, yes I have a weird family.
I have to go again, sorry, bye.
>>723492009
Omg you tricked me! I will never take you seriously again!
>>723492133
Sheesh! no offense but your dad sounds like a mean person...
You should still ask her what her name is, please don't let this one chance slip through your fingertips. Just introduce yourself! That's how I got a gf in high school! Don't give up yet.
>>723492356
I will mash some potatoes tomorrow night~
>>723492009
What video?
>>723493028
no:
>>723493050
I'll need some help then. Goodbye now.
>>723492376
So why should I kill myself?
>>723492470
Well... parents bought it, I live in it.
>>723493028
I'm deeply hurt shiro
>>723493050
Well then. You should eat it so you didn't kill it for nothing.
That sounds nice!
Ah, I see. So everything gets used. That's nice.
See ya
>>723493496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco
>>723493627
You must be confusing me with another anon?
On a road trip down south. Going to go kayaking!
>>723493028
>>723493627
Oh, lucky you then.
I found some neat stuff recently, an old bike with busted breaks and chain and a really quite beat up acoustic guitar, both of which I'm trying to fix now.
>>723493793
How far south?
>>723493514
a teeny tiny bit?
>>723493627
Can you even decide on an emotion?
>>723493809
Your life sounds fun!
>>723493976
no:
>>723493741
Ah, I'm sorry then
>>723493793
Have fun, Fran
>>723493809
Can't say I'm not lucky when comparing myself with others.
Oh, nice! Good luck with fixing that, it sounds like a great find!
>>723493976
Probably!
>>723493838
From Wisconsin to north Carolina
>>723494073
Ill try
>>723494073
It can happen
>>723493793
Don't forget your Klansman outfits
>>723493621
Wow. Is your dad Chinese or some shit?
>>723493793
Jelly, kayaking sounds fun.
>>723494290
weow, savage
Time for me to sleep, nights thread, take care.
Claiming best girl
>>723493621
How did the thing go with that goth girl? Did you do what I suggested?
>>723494215
Cool, I'm from Wisconsin and I've gone trailer camping in the Florida keys.
>>723494290
No, my mother is Chinese, but my dad is Viet.
>>723494613
No.
And she's already dating it seems
>>723494073
More like conceivably.
>>723494034
t:ough luck then
why so do:wn
>>723494273
Never leave home without it!
>>723494487
You should do it dude
>>723494650
Huh, I am actually originally from Memphis Tennessee
>>723494798
Hey there shiro
>>723494763
Ah, that's a shame. Managed to keep your cool?
>>723494763
Literally everyone here is asking you about this stuff because we want to see you succeed. It might motivate some other guy to straighten out his life if you do
>>723490766
>>723494763
>>723494798
>>723494933
http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF
>>723494933
Fran, old pal, glad to see you around!
You're an expert on gayness so help me with this question:
If you're male and like boys and to suck masculine dick, does that mean you're gay?
>>723494798
i'm n:ot
>>723495002
I didn't talk to her.
>>723495008
Syndra wants to see me fail apparently.
However my success in these kinds of cases is extremely hard.
So you saw her with her bf?
>>723493976
It's better than it sounds on paper. I at least enjoy it.
How's yours?
>>723494073
It wasn't just one find, but it's mostly novelty of life stuff, not really anything terribly essential.
>>723494073
So what's up chara
>>723492357
No
Well, I guess I can make it out to see my friend today. Woke up in time.
>>723494215
NC is great for a visit but not to live. Too many liberals.
>>723495268
Yes, incredibly gay
>>723495548
REI
What are you doing?
>>723496012
Good to hear
>>723494798
You're so mean to me lately~
>>723495548
Yeah, but novelty is nice too, be happy about it!
>>723495789
Nothing much, got home an hour ago and now I'm just chatting here. Tomorrow I'll meet up with friends and work in my apartment
>>723496043
Not ok
>>723496106
Ah sounds cool, having a break from the DnD game rn, and gotta get home from Graz tomorrow
>>723494763
Can you speak both languages? ^^
>>723496187
what's not okay
>>723496249
Oh, so you only visited Graz? Where do you live then? Near which big city I mean?
>>723496468
Playing with friends who study and therefore have a flat here. "Big city", 20 min away from Judenburg if that rings a bell - wbu
>>723496092
But the Appalachians are so beautiful!
>>723496249
Ooh, D&D! Always fun
>>723496573
Nope, none. I'm moving out to Vienna, so that's probably why. I don't converse with Landeier :^)
>>723495008
Pretty much /thread at this point.
I want a hero to look up to...
>>723496662
true that, only my second game and we're just trying to make the starter set work but it's nice
>>723496662
Alright go to NC and see how toxic people are.
>>723496677
hi other chara
God this weather sucks.
How are you all?
>>723496677
What about like 40 minutes west of Bruck an der Mur
Pff I'm born in Vienna so who are you calling a Landei
>>723496770
So you are all new to it! Hope you have a great time!
>>723496778
Ive been there a lot before. While I havent spent much time in the cities, ive been there a bunch
>>723496863
Isn't ther only one?
>>723496919
On a road trip
>>723496966
Ha yeah, but I have to "cheat" to make them not all die quite often or the enemies feel underpowered, something seems a bit off here :')
>>723495277
why n:ot? your life is shit
>>723495548
Just as always I guess. I keep moving forward, I do a pretty good job at everything, and I have no idea what I even want in life. Except for a racewar maybe, that would be lit.
>>723496101
As expected...
Thank you, sensei, fir enlighten me once again.
>>723496106
I'm mean to everyone who can't conjugate catch. Also you're fully gay, I had that checked by a professional.
>>723496966
they know what im talking about.
>>723497099
>calling me a pedo
>claiming shiro
>>723496919
Pretty good weather here in NYC, but very windy and it knocked down my plant and I'm so pissed.
>>723496863
Hello there Mado!
How've you been?
>>723496923
Ah, that's better.
Same here my dude... but well, okay, I moved out when I was 9, living 30 minutes away from vienna.
>>723496919
Doing fine, thank you
>>723497099
B-but I don't like manly dicks!
>>723497285
>>723497285
>>723497285
>>723497285
>>723497285
>>723496421
Yes, but I'm bad at both
>>723497306
Growing some fine NYC diesel there buddy?
Windy beats humid any day. Everything feels like its glued together and I hate it.
>>723497339
And I moved out when I was like 6 or 7 to live 3 hours from vienna so fair enough
>>723497400
You're better than me and you have dubs so how bad can it be
>>723497400
Goth girls love Azn niggas, I don't know why you're so shy. You should pinch yourself while you're talking to her.
>>723497095
Fudging rolls happens sometimes. Generally, each enemy has a "combat value," and the sum of them should be equal to the sum of the players' levels. And the closer the averages are, the easier of an encounter it is.
>>723497099
No problem. Why did you ask?
>>723497223
Huh
>>723497339
>dont like manly dicks
Thats pretty gay tbh
>>723497481
No nigger I don't grow weed.
>.>
<.<
I grow little Goya bean plants.
>.>
<.<
Faggot
>mfw
>.>
>>723495314
Syndra is a massive gay boy who will end up sacrificing his boipucci to some 60+ child grabber because it's only way out of virgnity.
>>723497788
Yeah in NYC you'd probably get the death penalty for it or something.
Cool Goya bean plants. People around here grow tomatoes a lot. I wish I was better at growing food too.
>>723497285
Ai's body is like 7. Disgusting.
>>723497339
tbh, that's pretty gay
>>723497598
I'm s:orry, I thought you knew
>>723497761
Erm... for... for a friend. Yes. A friend.
>>723496336
Not ok
>>723496432
I don't know
>>723498029
Do snails eat their tomatoes?
Also grow some plants if you don't live a in a city. My brother in law grows his own vegetables and he eats pretty good every night.
>>723497603
I literally only know three sentences in Chinese, but a handful of kanji. My Vietnamese I'm better at but... "Slang"
>>723497681
Because I'm shy. Here however I can just talk because there's no real consequence.
>>723498180
i did :o
>>723498198
ok
>>723497099
Few people do know. At least you're keeping yourself afloat.
>>723496101
Sitting in bed, intensely investigating the ceiling, thinking about things.
Not really much of anything.
You?
>>723498219
No but raccoons do sometimes. You need a fence to grow anything here or the animals get to it.
Yeah I have the best of both worlds. I live in the middle of the forest but I can still go dumpster diving for massive quantities of free food. Food isn't a problem around here.
I'd still like a fence though, but for this size a lot that would cost maybe $2000 to put in.
>>723497924
It may appear so.
>>723498180
>for a friend
>>723498180
It's not about her child body pedo, she's a cool af 18yo - now shiro on the other hand is what, like 13, and looks like 6
>>723498308
That's three more than me! nice one
>>723498180
So you are gay now?
>>723498347
In a car to the southern US. I'm going to be kayaking for a week
>>723498308
Let me tell you something. There's no reason for you to be shy, she'll be more shy than you when you talk to her. I bet your friend said "she's dating someone else" so that he can take her from you. It's happens more than you think. It happened to me four times, it was about to happen a 5th time and that's when I put my foot down. Take it from me, I'm 36 years old and I have life experience, your fucking friend is a piece of shit liar.
>>723498393
Is that your waifu though? She looks like 8 years old dude.
>>723498555
Lucky you. I can't go kayaking with my dogs. Isn't that expensive though?
>>723498675
I'm not here for the waifu, plus no she's 18 but shrinked to her 10yo self
this thread is the personification of autism
>>723499006
Just like your mother last night.
>>723498346
That's the first step to impr:ovement!
>>723498347
I sometimes feel like fucking it all, but I wouldn't even know what else to do.
>>723498364
Sh-shut up, baka!
>>723498393
Shiro is a beatiful 11 year old goddess, so shut your whore mouth and don't compare here to this unwashed rat of yours.
If it wasn't about the loli body, you would post adult ai pics. Confess!
>>723498555
Wew lad, fuck no. I said for a friend.
You need to read more carefully.
>>723498481
I guess? Thanks though.
>>723498663
The friend who told me is a she.
>>723498675
Do you only do things if you can bring the doggos?
A bit, but it is pretty fun.
>>723498811
Thats seems a very flimsy excuse
>>723499087
Is that friend yourself?
>>723499087
Well too bad that in the anime she is mostly in her kid body becuse that's how the story goes duh, now step down pedo, game over
>>723499087
what's the seco:nd step?
>>723499130
She's a piece of shit then.
Tell me something, when you look at your goth crush is she on her phone texting anyone?
>>723499062
...what?
>>723491516
fucking faggot shes mine, piss off. im going to kill you. youre dumb
NO1S IS CLAIMING HER BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!eleven!!!!!!one!!!edwiani
>>723499130
So she's cockblocking you.
Jeez dude, this shit happens every time a female 'friend' catches wind you want to bang theirs. My ex literally assaulted me when she found out I was chasing some of her friend's tails.
>>723498308
I've been learning some basic mandarin chinese
>>723499181
He ain't. I hate that dude :o.
>>723499226
That doesn't even make sense. If you cared even a tiny bit about the issue you could find a couple hundred pictures of her regardless.
But you didn't. Cause you like her small juicy butt and flat chess, you old pedo.
>>723499234
Get a r:ope.
>>723499130
You should still go talk to her and find out yourself. There's nothing to lose really.
>>723499268
>this shit happens every time a female 'friend' catches wind you want to bang theirs
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
>>723499268
THIS
>>723498811
Right which means she's 10.
>>723499006
fite me
>>723499181
Yeah, if I can't do it with them it's not as fun and I feel kind of left out. I want as much time with them as possible before they die.
>>723499421
your waifu is a dog?
>>723499356
:ok what no:w
>>723499238
I'd be lying if I say I didn't look at her once or twice, but yes, she is looking at her phone while listening to what I can assume to be some metal.
>>723499268
I don't know anymore.
>>723499329
>mandarin
Fucking pleb
>>723499395
Well I can't now. Not until the weekend passes and shit.
>>723499528
tie a n:o:ose
>>723499589
She's not texting her "boyfriend" because she doesn't have one you fucking retard.
Fucking Retard.
Talk to her tomorrow.
>>723499356
So are you hooking up with your friend and want to know if he is a faggot? Did he not say no homo?
>>723499421
Understandable. I love my pup also
>>723498555
Sounds like fun. Still on the road I'm assuming then?
>>723499087
What do you usually have in mind when thinking about this?
Careening the boat towards disaster is appealing, if for no other reason than to watch the fireworks.
>>723499589
I'm learning Dutch, mandarin like I already said, English, French and German, I'm trying to do some of the basic stuff ya know
But French, I suck at it
>>723499925
Moi pleb
>>723499704
what's a n:o:ose
>>723499589
Then go talk to her ASAP.
Her friends will keep you away because that's what hoes do. Do it away from her friends, ideally.
>>723499589
Yeah, but don't leave it like that just because of someone else.
Satania claimed
Nap time dudes
>>723499836
Yeah...
>>723499714
Well I can't. Tomorrow's a fucking Saturday.
>>723499925
You should've learned Cantonese. It sounds better.
>>723500051
I'll try.
>I say that a lot and don't actually do it
>>723500077
Once more, I will try
here
lost most of my image
>>723500301
Gay.
>>723499729
You're misunderstanding. I do not associate with people who suck dick without saying no homo for as I mentioned earlier, I am in fact not gay.
>>723499836
Nothing really, that's the problem.
Fireworks sound nice, but I get seasick easily. Is there another way to reach disaster?
>>723500030
a certain type of kn:ot
>>723500468
You mother fucker.
You could have asked her to watch a movie on Saturday.
You fucking bitch.
I hate you now.
Wow.
How old are you?
>>723490766
>>723456789
>>723499925
Nice one learing Deutsch tho
>>723500468
Then don't invite her friends to watch you when you ask her out.
She's a goth girl, right? If she had a boyfriend he would have slapped her shit in and told her to behave like a normal person, let her hair down, and stop wearing black.
>>723500654
what's a kn:ot
>>723500301
>>723500468
Hm, I'll try to learn it after I'm done with mandarin, and that's probably this year (basics)
>>723498308
Lol she doesn't have a bf, trust me. Whoever told you that is a liar.
Hey dudes!
>>723500661
Wonderful, you hate me.
>>723500766
I... Never said anything about them watching?
>would slap her
Not really surprised about that
>normal person
Is there an actual definition for a normal person anymore?
>let her hair down
It's already down.
>stop wearing black
She wears mostly dark colors. That was my mistake for such an assumption
>>723500955
Her friend is a liar apparently
>>723499480
Yeah man
>>723500788
an interlacement of the parts of one or more flexible bodies forming a lump or kn:ob
>>723501142
Well one of her friends is clearly out to stop you so chill out and go ask her if you feel like it.
I'm starting to get the impression you don't really *want* this badly enough and us encouraging you to step out of your comfort zone won't do anything.
>>723499087
Why does every German I know is some kind of faggot?
>>723501530
i still no: understando:
>>723501142
Her friend? Oh yeah, they're lying to you.
When I was in college I meat a goth girl, we used to call them the rock and roll kids. I was so shy that I actually stuttered, I couldn't even say my name without my face distorting. But when I saw her I knew I had to have her. Her friend hated me because she thought I was a retard because of my stutter and told me she was taken. I was taken aback but for some reason I always saw her alone, going home alone, going to school alone. So one day I saw her drawing some weeaboo shit on her desk and I complimented her and guess what? She has been my gf for two years now.
>>723501704
met* damn it.
>>723501582
I'm not a faggot, I only like little girls!
>>723501687
I heard there is enlightenment in the afterlife, so maybe y:ou should kys
>>723499589
Do you like metal?
>>723500552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>723501022
Missed you and your dubs rias
>>723502144
Said the dubs
>>723502065
that's very rude :of y:ou
>>723502065
And little boys
>>723502144
Why tho
>>723500654
I guess leaving everything behind and living life as a homeless hermit would work.
You could also try suicide.
>>723501564
You know at this point the only way I can actually amp myself to talk to her is if she (for whatever reason) comes over to where I usually am.
The chances of that however are less than winning the lottery.
>>723501704
I do see the same kinda with this girl.
If her boyfriend is I fact a iter goth or within her style, he'd be with her without regard. However, I always see her alone.
>>723502130
I'm used to loud arrogant noises but I wouldn't prefer it
Keeping it alive
>>723502215
im just trying to help y:ou
if even I can't explain it then you need jesus to do it
>>723502505
Hell nah, that shit nasty.
>>723502620
No way I'm living like some hobo.
Suicide would be an option, but I have as little reason for dying as I have for living. So I guess I'll just keep floating.
How's your life?
>>723502644
Goths don't always date other goths. If she knows you're interested in her even with all that hideous makeup on her face then she'll know you genuinely have a thing for her. I mean look at me, I was a fucking nerd with my pants tucked into my socks and she still said "yes" when I stuttered "would you like to watch a movie with me?"
Don't give up.
>>723502563
Idk I just like ya man, you're what keeps this thread and me here going
>>723502644
>However, I always see her alone.
GET HER COWBOY
>44 IPs
All wanting to up Rem-claimer.
Damn.
>>723503199
You're nasty, young man
>>723503294
Awwww, that's so nice of you to say
Considering I've only been on this thread for like 3 days ;P
>>723503285
>>723503351
It would be amazing if I can not be such a bitch and ask her out. The very least become a good friend
>>723503365
Nasty are only fags who play the skin flute. And nigga I don't play that shit.
>>723503779
Nigga pls
I know why you asked my nigga Fran if it's gay to play the skin flute
>>723503683
If she's alone dude she will be hiding that shit hard but she will be a nervous wreck on the inside if you approach her. Kind of like Marco Rubio without a water bottle.
My ex cried after I confessed
>misaki
adf