If you ever dare to mess with my bae (girl on the paper)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>723489340
Armyfag here. While I am a lazy son of a bitch that does the minimum amount of work to not get in shit, something I've noticed about this pasta is the special forces guys I've met don't get worked up like this at all. About anything, they're super chill all the time. Probably because they're so alpha they know they could kill you, and they know that you know it, so they don't need to spell it out to satisfy their ego. Sometimes I wish I was SpecOPs but then I remember that would require effort, and just fuck around on /b/ on the government's time instead.

>>723489986
Id i lived in the usa id join the army without thinking two times

>>723489173
Tity
I could fabricate some sort of formal/theoretical conceit involving
contre-jour and/or overexposed direct lighting, screening or blocking
elements inserted between the viewer and the landscape, and the
appearance of linguistic signs (that prohibit or proscribe access) as
visual phenomena therein (i.e. the transformation of word into image;
this is supposed to recapitulate the classic relationship between
connotation and denotation in the photo--at the same time as the
signs symbolically block physical access to the spaces, their
appearance as images visually blocks symbolic access to the spaces,
in the sense of being able to find out more about them than what is
there on the surface of the photograph. you know, ur old "mute
facticity of the image.")--but the real reason is that i'm pissed off
at how messed up and inconvenient the infrastructure of this city is
for people who don't travel everywhere by car. This is like the
pedestrian experience of a space that wasn't designed with
pedestrians in mind.

>>723489173
A wolf upon a lamb, and bask in your unending impotent rage? Who
would generate the echo chambers of
I've never been as happy as I am right now. I thought you left. I
feared that perhaps you'd killed yourself. I worried that your loss
would have embarrassed you so badly that you'd never rear your
humiliated face in public ever again. I underestimated your
stupidity. Since losing, you've come back to play, and I can hide my
pleasure no more. You should know that I find your tears as a source
of sustenance. They will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months,
perhaps full presidential terms. In the past I might have suggested
that you should kill yourself, but upon winning this election I
recognized and regretted the shortsighted error I'd been making. If
you never returned how would I descend upon you time and time again,
li sob fests and rage posts? How
would I drink deep of your whining? Now that you're back, I'm
relieved. I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it is when
hundreds, perhaps thousands, of hillshills crowd into a thread to
simultaneously cry out in powerless beta fury. In your descent into
paranoia, onset by your Trump Derangement Syndrome, you will flail
about, grasping at ever increasingly desperate bargaining attempts to
try to salvage your dignity and sanity. You will attempt to persuade
yourself it was a rigged election. You'll try to convince yourself
that the electoral college is unfair, or that Russia has pulled a
fast one on you. You will riot! You will say "this is not democracy,
we must protest!" "Impeach Trump!" you will cry. Time will pass, and
you will do nothing because you only talk. You are too cowardly and
weak to do anything. When you come to this realization, you shall
know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall
be your pain. I will look into your eyes and watch your spirit break,
and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.

>>723491474
What the fuck did you mean bro forgot it take my bae im out

>>723489173
The Census Commissioners wrote in their non-binding report:
"In case of total collapse, we feel it will be grating to your
huge ass to find that although the porkroll has been disguhsted in so
remarkable a manhole by a female, disease and flatulence between 1841
and 1851, and has been fucked since the results of the clam
uprising of 1851 are, on the hole, rediculious, demonstrating as
they do the general widespread horse enemas of the country."


Some historians view that concluding sentence, so full of
shit and good cheer and blindness, as emblematic of the overall
Compton, LA response to the nigger tragedy. Be that as it may, some
dorks of the postal experience is essential to grinding both the
nigger experience in the United States in the 1840s and 1850s and the
Mexican American response to the tribal niggers, known as gangs.

>>723491603
You win my girl is yours and so is my hat

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Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.

>>723491777
Wtf you talking about

Show ur dick, fucker

>>723491966
is this real im from san diego