How do I get a gf? I'm a fat loser who's tired of

How do I get a hooker?

I'm a fat loser whos tired of fucking pocket pussies and need a hooker, but I have no idea how to get one.

>>723486139
Hookers are everywhere, man

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>>723485970

>>723485970
Do you do something apart from work and being at home, like doing a sport or an outside activity

>>723485970
If you want a girl that's not shit you can't be shit yourself

>>723486414
I used to play football, but I injured my hip and can't play anymore.
But that was also only guys.
I need some way to socialise with girls, but I have no idea where to begin

>>723485970
Sasha Grey has perfect face aesthetics. I wish there were nudes.

>>723486713
Yeah, it's a shame she's such a prudish "good girl"

>>723486560
for fucks sake, just go on tinder

>>723488022
>>723485970
>Tinder doesn't work, since there's not many girls using it and I look like a potato

you retarded?

>>723485970
have you thought about a mail order wife?

>>723485970
you will not get a gf ever
just kys

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>>723486560
>I used to play football, but I injured my hip and can't play anymore.
>But that was also only guys.
>I need some way to socialise with girls, but I have no idea where to begin

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT...
>But...
>But...
>But...

All I can see are pathetic fucking excuses, get your shit straight stop using the but... this but.... that excuse and start going out and doing useful shit you fucking moron... It's that fucking simple... Nothing hard to it!

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Go to something stupid like a chainsmokers concert and hand out dollar store glowsticks to girls.

FFS you make it look ahrd

>>723485970
>How do I get a gf?
>I'm a fat loser

stop being a fat loser; move to another place where there is more people

>>723485970
Be funny, nobody can possibly hate someone they find funny and not being hated is the first step towards love.