Okay faggots, you and my mom keep asking why I don't have

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Okay faggots, you and my mom keep asking why I don't have a girlfriend, well I'll tell you why.
1. They cost money. I aint paying for no whiny bitch. What do I look like a charity?
2. Females today are worthless. People suddenly think women are equal to men and it's allowing women to become full fledged degenerate social sluts. They don't cook or clean, they don't support the husband, they don't wash my undies.
3. They expect and want shit. I don't have time for that shit. I want things too, like my undies washed, but that doesn't happen.
4. Kids. Females are a ticking time bomb, you never know when they might get pregnant or purposely forget their pill to fuck your life over. Also kids cost double money.
5. Cheating sluts. Fuck that noise, cheating is way too likely these days.
6. I'm a manlet. This triples the chance of cheating, and greatly reduces chance of even getting a girlfriend. Doubles expectations. Fuck off I'm better off alone.
I can get all the benefits of a girlfriend by hiring a whore, while avoiding the bullshit. Or the free alternative, just jerk off. I won't enslave myself to a female like so many males do today. If this were say, 100+ years ago, I'd consider getting a girlfriend, as they knew their place back then.