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HELP! My younger brother is a faggot! He's only 13 years

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HELP! My younger brother is a faggot! He's only 13 years old and I found GAY porn on his laptop!! My mom and I know he needs help to get into heaven. Are there any books or movies to fix him?
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Book: The Bible.
Movie: Passion of the Christ.
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>>723484562
the more you fight it the more he'll do it, he's 13. it could just be a phase.
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>>723484562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msL-XFs3Ggs
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I want to fuck jesus in the ass
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there is literally nothing wrong with wanting to suck another mans penis
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>>723484562

Yea stick ur fat cock up his ass and tear that anus apart. Then go buy him a hooker and let him pound the pussy. Then ask him which he likes better. Repeat until desired sexual orientation is reached.
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>>723484651
We have already tried those. He keeps ignoring them. We need something we can read or watch to get ideas for things to tell or do to him.
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>>723484562
only a bullet to head will fix him
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>>723484805
Toss him from the roof


inshalah
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I been denied all the best ultrasex
I been denied all the best ultrasex

I - I tried to consume just like a super faggot
I got some dude
How can y'all bring a muthafucka something so good he couldn't say no
You nailed me hard
I love 'em when they don't give a motherfucking shit
I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Oh - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I been denied all the best ultra sex
I been denied all the best ultra sex

I - I could've been a star
It freaks me out when I sound just like my mom
I could've rocked the spot
Instead of being just another faggot like I am
I played that shit straight
Blowin' suckas on the side hopin' I get laid
Now everybody knows
No way in hell I can ever live it down

Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Ow - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I been denied all the best ultra sex
I been denied all the best ultra sex

I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Ow - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I been denied all the best ultra sex
I been denied all the best ultra sex
Molest

Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot
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>>723484801
>>723484700
THATS DISGUSTING
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>>723484562
Just dress him like an Altar Boy, and send him to a catholic church for "instruction" He'll be good to go in no time anon.
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>>723484562
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>>723484562
Broad back mountain. Nice movie
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>>723484987
MSI is so 2008.
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>>723485046
what if a woman wants to tear a mans asshole apart then
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>>723484562
Buy Richard's Package.
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>>723484562
Kys
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>>723485307
Whos Richard. And where can I buy the package?
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>>723485452
Richard Burnish the author of Neon Bible.
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>>723484562

Ask him if has been molested, 40% of faggots were molested as kids.
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Give him some of this op, it's pretty hard to find though
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>>723484562
God is my dick and Jesus is my balls
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Buy Daisy's Destruction, it used to be sold in the religious section of Barnes and Nobles but I think it's only online now.
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How about you go read the Bible yourself. Maybe you'll learn that judging people is a sin and that god made everyone equal.
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>>723486278
Wtf.
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>>723486510
well then, Go to Hell
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>>723484562
Honestly the only faggot is you.
>cucked into never sucking dick
>hating your brother for being gay
>mfw I'm such a good Christian that I hate my brother for something he can't control
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>>723485134
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>>723487104
I dont hate him I love him. Thats why I want to fix him
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>>723484562
I think if most normal people had the choice between been gay or having religion in their life's , 99% would choose to be gay . face it you faggot he is the only normal one in your degenerate family...
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>>723484562

OH NO THE HORRORRRRRRR

nobody gives a shit and OP is a faggot too.
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>>723487360
There's nothing for you to fix. If you're not baiting, and you genuinely love him, then grow the fuck up. Tell him that you're pretty sure he's going to hell, and if he disagrees, then that's all you can do. Trying to convert him will just make him hate himself.
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>>723487451
Most people would choose god over gay. Why would anyone not want to go to heaven?
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>>723484562
>>723487451
You're both wrong and should sit on a bag of dicks.
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point of no return. Kill your brother, convince your parents make a new child.
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>>723487802
Because heaven isn't guaranteed, but being happy in another man's string embrace is one hundred percent real. Honestly you'd have to be retarded to think that an afterlife that can't be proven real is better than enjoying a life that definitely is real.
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He will never be happy in life living as a homo. The homo may say they are happy, but they're not.
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>>723487780
We already told him hes going to hell. We dont want to hurt him. thats why were looking for instructions and not sending him to camp
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>>723488167
But life is temporary and the afterlife is eternal
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Thanks for all the suggestions. We just bought Richards package , Neon Blue
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Beat the fuck out of him
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>>723485046
eat shit
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>>723485134
>>723487189
Nice meme, newfag
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Bring him to uncle pence
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>>723484562

Movie:The sword máster
Book: Pounded by the man who Rised me
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>>723484562
Why dost thou imagine thee can go against the will of the Lord thy God, unbeliever?

How dare you try to change the plan of magic jesus!
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>>723488835
How can you be sure of that?
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>>723488576
But... magic jesus made him prefer men's asses to female pussies.

Who are you to go against the divine plan of jesus and his magic?
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>>723490246
I didnt come here to argue my religion. I came here to fix my brother
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>>723484562
Show him trap porn, just make sure the dicks are feminine.
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>>723487802
Is heaven near disney land or never-never land - FUCK YOU !!!
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>>723486278
This is true
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>>723490530
Penises cant be feminine
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>>723487802
Masocists, masocists don't want to go to heaven.
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>>723488599
What sect of Christianity are you?
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>>723490810
I beg to differ. My "penis" is more of a large clit than a little cock.
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>>723490437
Make him masturbate to and cum on one of those pictures of Jesus that stares at you. If nothing else it will be funny as fuck.
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>>723486278

Definitely much more.
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>>723484562
Fuck off you little cunt. I knew someone who was gay who was relentlessly bullied by you christi-fags. lol. I was bullied because I'm atheist. You know what, you are the cunt. Fuck you.
>OH WOW I'm SO CHRISTLIKE LOL
YOU ARE NOT! NOT! I HATE FUNDIE CHRISTIANS LIKE YOU! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE HATED BY YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A IRREVERSIBLE PROBLEM, HUH? FUCK YOU HYPOCRITES. PUT YOURSOLF IN HIS SHOES SOMETIMES. NOW GO EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT THIS AND NOT BE A CUNT AND RETURN HERE.
>>723490437
WELL YOU BETTER FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE FECKING PANSY.
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>>723490437
Actually, you'll find it's the same problem...
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>>723491406
Best suggestion so far.

Q. Why didn't the Romans put nipple clamps on Jesus?
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Op is a faggot
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