> be me > be 17 > live in very poor family > so poor

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2017-02-24 06:35:46 Post No. 723480711
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:35:46 Post No. 723480711 [Report]

> be me
> be 17
> live in very poor family
> so poor that our water had to be turned off
> first time buying weed
> parents are strict as fuck
> gave friend money
> few days later he got me the shit
> fuck yeah.bat
> went home and waited for my parents to go to work
> hid weed in dads drawer he never looks in
> "bye anon"
> they're gone
> take out bag of weed
> realize I have no idea how to roll a blunt or smoke
> look up how to do it on YouTube
> seems simple enough
> takes dads cigar papers
> roll a pretty bad blunt
> 3/10
> decide to hotbox in the laundry room
> it was ok
> didn't get high
> damnit.jpg
> mfw the laundry room smells like smoke
> mfw my parents come home in ten minutes
> fuck
> had to think of something smart
> have an idea
> "what if I start a fire and blame that as the reason there's smoke"
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:36:43 Post No.723480778
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:36:43 Post No.723480778 [Report]

> fucking brilliant
> set papers down and have a lighter ready to light it up
> get a fire extinguisher
> hear parents walk in door
> start a fire
> screams for help
> "anon what's wrong"
> "there's a fire"
> they run upstairs and see a bunch of papers burning
> "why are there papers on fire"
> i didn't think that part through
> gets fire extinguisher to put out fire so I can be an hero
> mfw the fire extinguisher is empty
> mfw the water is turned off
> mfw the fire starts to spread
> mfw my house is on fire
> I'm fucked
> police found weed in what's left of my dads drawer
> dad was arrested
> mom falls into dark depression
> we have no home
> don't do drugs