You arrive at your house and your girlfriend is like this,

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Also, you see this on the table

>>723480436
ask her if i get lube, bost moar.

>>723480488
time to get the gun

i'd wake up at that point

Laugh in her face.

I'd ask myself when i went gay and got a girlfriend

>>723480572
Calm down Tyrone, it's not even a feminine penis.
This is still you fucking a female

>inb4 you're fucked by
current year
De gustibus non est disputandum

>>723481771
shitty b8 m8 i r8 only 1 outta 8

>>723481621
>I'd ask myself when i went gay
>gay
Oh you...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage

>>723481771
Fenininenine bepis? Allllrighty then

>>723480436
Have her find a much bigger one

>>723481621
So if you get fuck up your arse you are gay... So if you fuck a trap you aren't?

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>>723481265

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>>723480436
Wear her dildo and fuck her in ass and pussy at same time

>>723482468
If isnt too late

Tell her to get the real cock, none of those are even 8 inches insertable

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>>723482009
is this all you need to doubt about yourself?
Kek very alpha, so straight

>>723480436
turn 360 degree's and walk back out the door

>>723480436
Throw her on the bed, remove the dildo, start fucking her in the ass.

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>>723480436
this

I'd be open to the idea. But I'm not open to the idea of someone destroying my virgin anus with a giant strap-on.

I'd say start small, and don't make this a regular occurrence.

>>723480436
well, WWJD?

>>723480436
Ask her who do i should call tyrone jayden or defoe. Yep i like watching

>>723480436
Take it off her, put it on myself and double penetrate her

>>723480436
>gf
Scratch purina cat chow off the shopping list.

>>723480436
do a 720 and kick her in the face! fuckin redheads are nasty

Pull my pants down and remove the sharpie I had stashed up there.

>>723480436
she is like this everyday OP.
jealous? you little virgin prick.

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As someone who's gf's done this, i'd take it the same way i always do