Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and let other

>4th wall is broken
>Endless choices to make

>>723458555
>3 Days

>>723458812
Majora's Mask?

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>>723458555
you and yo niggas steal som beaks n do a drevie bea kllin 2 pigs n a haw den we smoked some dank weed nigga we is 12.

>>723458685
Stanley Parable

Fat alien ass.

>dad throws son of cliff
>son comes back
>wins

Cat, dog, owner and other chars racing in cars

Battle monsters
Get deppresion

>I cant find my gf and when I do shes a god

>>723459476
Digimon

Goofy and Donald go on an anime adventure with anime boy

>>723459476

all the pokemon games?except for snap that was just depressing

>too much water
>brains
>everyone's dead

>>723459541
Naruto the game

>>723458555
Two Men Enter One Man Leaves

>>723459476
Nah boys. Get deppresion in game

I've covered wars, ya know?

>>723459751
Cry of fear

Haunted house: redneck edition

>>723458555
Wide as ocean, depth of puddle
space pirates and carebears

>>723459751
Undertale o.o

>>723459864
Resident Evil 7

>>723459467
Garfield Kart

>>723459642
Soma?

>>723459823
Dead Rising

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>>723459968
Yas

>>723459687
THE THUNDERDOOOOOOOOOME!!!

>>723458555
Niggers doing crimes.

>>723460059
That game was fucky.

>>723458812

Dead Rising?

>my banan!!!!

>>723460085
25 to Life

>>723459337

Soul Reaver?

>>723460173
faggot

>get a new laptop battery

Basically zelda, but you're a dog

>>723460261

Ez

>>723459337
Tekken

>>723460307
zelda: bark of the wild?

>>723459337
Tekken 2

you start off as a single block and as you eat more blocks you progressive into a bigger long block and keep eating blocks until you hit a wall
>??????????????

Nuke a shithole. Purify the water.

>>723460499
Whose footprints are these?

>>723459541
kingdom hards fag

>>723460482
Fallout 3

>>723460533
Huh?

>>723460405
Reverse dad and son and you got tekken 2

>>723459751


monster rancher?boy im stumped i dont play too many games outside of a game where;

>become a vassal of sir feast alot

>get your ass kicked in a relentless torrent of blades

>so many crazy people
>in fact, everyone is crazy to some extent
>boner farts
>annoying robot companion

I suck at this

>>723460460
Cubivore?

Fight monsters with anime weapons. Also cats.

>>723460934
Borderlands 2

Super simple
>Be frog in wheelchair and bipedal salamander

>>723459890
No man's sky

>>723460934
Borderlands 2?

>whole family freezes into statues
>go around touching their feet to unfreeze them

>>723460984
snake you dumb bitch

you flying around on this bird thing and you land on top of these other guys and they shit out eggs and you snatch them up for points

>>723458555
two separate congregations of men oppose against possession of sphere

>>723461131
Spyro?

>>723460499
metal gear solid

>>723460533
pokemon rescue dungeon time and darkness?

>>723458555
The Game.

>Not many magic people left
>Bad magic people after you
>War cut you off from magic
>Now you gained magic back
>Save or destroy all magic

>dark nazi cult revives evil purple genie
>destroys bunch of villages
>old wizard dude tells you to rebuild them and kill genie
>some time travelling bullshit

>>723461184
Assassin's Creed

>somewhere
>beyond the sea

>>723460307
Okami?

>>723461259
Bioshock?

>Live underground
>Drink vodka

>>723460460

too easy...

Snakes. Fucking Nokia fanboy.

>>723461375
metro

Obscure legoman plays around in realistic enviornment and builds shit, able to stretch the objects to any angle / size

>>723460533

MGS or Rainbow Six:Siege with Jackal.

>>723461474
Yep

its shit
rocks fall, everyone dies
emo butthurt
revenge

Special snowflake dragon has to save the world. Again and again

>On a quest
>majestic as fuck
>must find that porn
Granted, not so vague. But we'll see who knows.

>Whole family lineage is freedom fighters in the future

>be anime kid
>finds gun
>instinctively shoots himself in the head to fight other monsters

Wake up with a rock

>>723461741
Rust

>>723461351
Ye

>Corporate Warfare
>China

>super soldier
>simulated Nazis
>evil therapist AI
>apply kill to self in end

>>723460371
az

>>723461770
You betcha

>>723461792
CoD advanced warfare?

>>723458555
Hiaa hayyiaaa !

>>723459476
Shadow of the colossus

>kid goes through puberty to save his girlfriend

>sit in a chair
>test out projects
>fistfight pope

>>723461889
No, it's turn based

>>723459541
Kingdom hearts

>>723461043
Monster hunter

>robot digs you up
>decide fate of entire region

>Be vampire
>don't open that fucking box

>>723460085
San andreas?

>>723462110
fallout new vegas

>>723462111
vampire the masquerade bloodlines

>>723462110
Fallout: NV

>>723461231
Kotor 2?

>>723462151
>>723462211
Yep

>Fist monsters
>Gain strength

>>723462206
Bingo

>>723462214
Hell yes, wasn't sure anyone was going to get it

>explore places
>light fires
>dodge dodge dodge

>>723460285
Crash bandicoot 2: Cortex strikes back

>>723462323
yup

>>723462287
Hehe thanks!! Im kind of a motherfucker xD

Impregnate a ghost bitch.

>>723459290
mass effect

>>723462318
Dank souls

>>723462318
Ez dark souls

>>723462392
*Rise of the tomb raider

>lots of asians
>put cunt in ice chipper

>Family issues
>Long lost uncle returns
>Daughters a whore, sons a NEET
>Wife fucks her tennis coach
>shoot people

>>723459337
Tekken 2

>stop the world from ending
>but first go help some people and join some factions xD

>>723462511
Sleeping dogs? Lmao

>>723462536
GTA the search for more money

>>723459864
RE7 Biohazard
TOPKEK

>>723461089
Munch' Oddysee

>>723462561
Any elder scrolls game

>get shot
>survive and become most influent person in the local city
>>723462536
ez, GTA V

>>723462567
guessed it

>>723462571
Yepperonie

>>723462585
Got it

>>723462561
Fallout 4
>must save the city from local threat
>but let me help this settlement first

>>723462592
Basically. It's always gotta be some world ending threat.

>>723459963
A good game

>>723460382
Ye

Kill aliens with their own weapons in space sometimes and save humanity again

>>723458555
> found a stone
> went back next year

>Cold war
>Use high tech weapons to kill everyone

>Take train to work
>Entire day gets fucked up

>seek to avenge death of wife and kid
>kill almost everyone in the country

>>723462611
New Vegas?

>>723459337
God of War

>>723462817
Max Payne?

>>723462538
2 is son throws dad off cliff, dad comes back

>amphibians engage in combat

>>723462828
Yes

First thing you do is run from dogs.

>>723462853
Nope

>>723462855
Tekken

>drive to your lab
>science some shit up
>shit goes wrong and you teleport to another planet
>get imprisoned
>bust out with your new bro

>>723461222
Your life?

>>723461237
Barneys Playhouse?

>Drinking beer in reservation
>Suddenly sphincter doors

Try to destroy evil people living under an university, friends live in a baseball stadium

>>723463016
Fallout 4

>>723462773
Black ops 1?

>>723463035
yep

>go to Spain to save tight teen blondie
>big cheese
>midget
>old purple robe man

>>723463053
Much, much more goofy of a game

Super hard mode

>are 51
>lasers bounce off walls
>gotta get out

>>723463100
Toy soldiers,cold war

> Green hand wound
> trys out homosexual relationships

Russia just colonized madagascar
The aztecs are invading Europe
What the fuck is even happening

>>723458685
>>723459238
Endless choices in SP? More like 5

>>723459890
Elite: Dangerous

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Come on guys....

>>723463148
Dragon age origins

>>723463144
No, it has aliens

>>723458555
>Some old guy dies
>Dragon fights angry demon dude

>>723459500
The darkness or something

>>723463180
civ 5

>>723463148
Dragon Age Inquisition

>>723463292
and bingo was his name-o

>>723458555
>be in boston
>try to find son
>spend rest of the game sympathy-banging a gay black militiaman

>>723459500
The original Prey?

>>723461157
Yoshi?

>>723460909
Dark Souls

> smashes cube
> places cube

>start with 3 villagers and a town center

>>723463318
Fallout 4

>>723461826
Wolfenstien

> Sad lesbians

>>723463318
heavy rain

>>723461841
amaz

> Gets off a train with metal hand black guy
> has to wait his turn to kick ass

>>723462938

Half-Life.

>>723463395
Minecraft

Build Things

>>723463317
b, i , n, g o,
b, i, n, g, o,
b, i ,n, g, o

>it has the letter "e" in the title

>>723463401
Age

>>723463401
Minecraft

Children capturing mutants, then making them fight for entertainment and fame

Dance battle to the death

>>723463519
Not quite.

>>723463592
of

>>723463655
Pokémon go

>>723463458
Saints row

Collect bolts
travel to planets with robot companion

>>723462377
sims

>>723463724
Ratchet and clank?

>>723458555
Nice trips

(Slay the dragon, but why is that troll singing?)

>>723463774
spot on

>>723463724
Ratchet and clank

>>723463290
Ye

>kill monsters and gather resources
>eventually get bored and finally kill end boss
>keep fucking around in the world anyways

> family being exiled from their homes
> nothing to eat but pumpkins
> fucking cold
> everybody dies
> uneducated people have a lot of sex with children

>>723463846
mein kraft

>>723463789
Lots of good memories with those games, too bad every sequel after 3 was shit

>Follow the feathers that lead you through the game
>Two playable characters
>challenges

>start a family in a new house
>get a good job
>kids are happy
>love life great
>one week later
>you need to pee but can't
>just pee on the floor
>your kitchen is on fire
>you smell like shit
>you're trapped in a room with no exit
>rapidly descending into madness

>>723463762
Nope.

>>723463895
The best games

>>723463866
Eastern Europe: the game

>>723463866
Banished

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Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay

Right after that

Assault on Dark Athena

>Turn the game console off
>The mission is a failure, cut the power right now.
>You'll hurt your eyes playing so close to the TV.

>>723463888
Damnit I was trying to figure out how to word it better so it was more confusing than this but whatever nice job ya got it

>>723463846
skyrim

>>723463897
Banjoo Kazooie?

>>723462377
F.E.A.R

>>723461653
Kramer's Hentai Quest or whatever
>>723461692
burn my breaaaaaad

>>723463918
Sims

>>723463895
I didn't mind the future series too much
Though 1-3 is definitely top tier

>>723463709

Nope, way off.

>>723464008
yeah you got it

>>723463918
Sims

>Solar eclipse
>Dog gets kidnapped

>>723464039
>>723464078
you did it

>I'm sick
>I'm tired
>I'm dead
>I'm bored
>NOW FACE OUR EVIL HOARDS
>Cool thanks

>>723463655
Pokemon

>>723458555
fugitive suffers traumatic memory loss before near execution, goes on a life time crusade to collect expensive gear property and power while fulfilling a destiny everyone in the world but he knew about.

>>723464003
Wrong, and someone else already got it lol
But close

>bar in london
>lost city in the desert

4 people killing zombies

>>723463080
RE 4

>>723463458
life is strange

>have to catch dead bitch cause you fucked up at work and she went the wrong way

>>723464144
Skyrim

>>723464179
Come on, Left 4 Dead

>>723464179
left 4 dead

>>723461157
Joust?

>>723461905
Mortal Kombat

>>723464199
>>723464206
Haha wrong l4d2

>>723464107
Heart of darkness?

>>723463999
Seriously, nobody?

>>723464243
Nostalgia points for you good sir

>>723464193
gg slut

>>723464007
nope

>>723463978

WINRAR

>>723458555

>large open word
>ride a horse around
>delve deep underground into caves and dungeons
>they are infested with undead
>sell the loot to some random villagers who cannot be bothered to fight monsters themselves
>mine for resources to upgrade armor and weapons
>craft potions from a vast amount of different ingredients
>build a house
>fuck around for way too long
>go to another dimension and fight a big black dragon in the end

>>723458555
>stuck in dark room
>eat pills all day
>chase dead people and sometimes they chase you
>can't let em touch you

>>723458555
a bear and a bird take acid look for trinkets and go fuck up some witch

>>723464336
Autism: The Game
>aka minceraft

>Howdy
>bang bang bang
>hola señor
>bang bang bang
>howdy
>bang bang bang
>well that should do it
>oh shit
>bang bang bang
>die

>>723464189
Bam, got it.

>>723464336
could you please make it more obvious? I don't think it's obvious enough. You could just, idk, add the game title?

>Mario kart
>Hedgehogs all over the fucking road

>>723464380
actually this is Skyrim

>>723464271
>>723464374
Banjo kazooie?

>>723464347
Gonna say pacman

>>723464380
Skyrim?

>>723464374
Banjo Kazooie this time

>>723464336
Unironically, Skyrim.

>>723464336
If you had said get house instead of build it could have perfectly been skyrim

>>723464030
Not quite. But, I suppose I'll take it since no one else is guessing.

>>723464453
To the 999 no. Hint.
>Give me scissors! 61!

>>723464482
hearthfire dlc, mate

>>723464513
Oooh shit u right

>>723464347
pacman?

>>723464336
Too detailed skyrim
Should've done
>Vikings
>Screaming as a weapon
>Ignore main quest

dancing news reporter

>>723464453
>Banjo Kazooie?
yes
why did you include this anon? this is not same?>>723464271
>>723463999

>>723464399
rdr?

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>La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!

alien cat shoots

>shoot ninja demons
>rescue girl

>Clown blows up bistro
>Templars

>>723464561
Space channel 5?

>>723464639
was that too easy?

>>723464399
Call of Juarez?
who would even play Call of Juarez?

>>723464590
My bad, I'm on mobile.

>>723458555

Yellow mental cunt earning money

>>723464609
metal gay salad 2:not snake

>>723464594
Yes

>>723464552
i like that

>>723464436
Sonic Riders

>>723461692
Persona 3

>>723464693
oooo its ok slut

>>723464552
the joke was that Minecraft and Skyrim seem very similar when described like this

>>723464734
nope

>>723464699
Eat shit faggot II: Best in series

>you drink beer with your lads
>your unborn baby chases you out of hell
>demons are testing your faithfullness
>EDGE
>EDGE
>EDGE
>you drink beer with your lads

kill the president of the US in an oil rig

>drive cars around
>try to win races
>basically entire story is just try to win races
>france

>>723464839
Real life

>>723464848
LeMan?

>you go to jail and then have to clean up the mess left by your doppelganger
>tropical setting

>>723458555
A guy who likes to punch, markman with a pet, mage, and a veteran first discover a hostile planet exactly like Albequerque, New Mexico had a baby with the Middle East plus radiation.

>>723464871
Nope.

>Moon base
>Hell

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> be me
> be almighty
> trolling red- and blueshirts all day
> let people commit genocide on lesser developed folks

>>723464865
>president is oil rig

>>723464848
Midnight somethin.... can't remember

>>723464848
That animal driving game the really shitty one?

>>723464888
Doom? Wild guess

>>723464915
Nope.

>>723464839
Fallout 2

>>723464921
Nope.

>a bunch of gays try to push a train

>run
>collect cola beverage

>>723459238
Kek, literally the entire point of the Stanley Parable is to show that you have little to no choices in video games.

>>723464882
Mario Sunshine.

>>723463490
Final fantasy VII

>>723464614
Death to All Humans

>possible aliens or magic or evolution
>drive around Europe for humans' amusement

>>723464962
Fuck I know this it's a ww2 sandbox game you drive race cars and the main char has a beret it's a stealth action open world fugitive style fuck dunno the name

>>723464966
Either Overwatch or TF2. Going with Overwatch cuz Tracer is literally a faggot.

>car is out of gas
>get gas
>don't get to drive
>get ability to drive at night
>it sucks, can't even off-road
>let the cook drive
>literally do nothing for 5+ minutes as you are driven places
>cook goes blind

>>723465044
The Saboteur?

>Get job as pedo hunter

>former prisoner fights demons to save the kingdom

>>723465062
Ffxv

>>723464888
Call of Juarez?

>>723464926
Doom takes place on Mars.

>>723465062
FF 15

>>723465074
Yes

>>723465056
Yeah it was overwatch

>>723464888
Doom3

>farm animal causes mayhem

>>723464972
coca cola man

>>723458555
>emperor gets assassinated
>bad guy wants into your world
>spend the game closing doors by jumping into them

>You run from ghosts
>Eat tic tacs

>A group of immortals fighting over some hexagons

>>723465110
>>723465091
Yep
I liked the friendship the guys had
But fuck me if it wasn't just so boring to get there

>>723465183
Portal?

>NANOMACHINES

>>723465194
pacman. come on we did this one already

>>723465183
>>723465086
>former prisoner fights demons, saves kingdom

already did that one, m8

>>723465154
The one and only

>>723465086
Anders Behring Breivik Simulator 2018

>>723465286
go back to /pol/

>>723463578
Uno?

>>723465249
Mgs1,2,4-mgr

>kill people in vietnam
>kill people in hollywood
>talk much
>kill yourself

>you go up to house
>you know you have to go into house
>house is a total mindfuck
>no way to actually win

We need a new thread

>>723464614
Ratchet and Clank

>>723458555
>fly spaceships
>listen to annoying frog cunt

>>723459238
Correct

>>723463186
>>723464979
Someone hasn't played SP enough. Half the fun is finding new endings/ways to piss off the narrator.

>>723465455
Star Fox
I am on fire

>>723465455
>Starfox
No items Fox only

>>723465252
Oblivion tho

>>723465357
yea

>>723465490
2 stock final destination?

>>723465490
what slut

Traumatized children kill stuff

>>723465490
fuck I've played it but can't remember the title. Literally just a 3rd person game as Fox

>dlc
>A lot of dlc

>>723465497
yes

spinning weasel smashes into crates

>>723465573
It

>>723464915
club

>>723465638
naughty dog best game

Someone plz make new thread my internet is acting bolivian today

>>723465638
>spinning bandicoot
FTFY

>evil bovine batman lookalike wants to take over the world by racing

>live with Indians
>>not dot heads, the other type
>grandma gets stoned because you touched a prisoner
>spend whole game chasing him down
>then chase down stoner cunt

>fighting tournament
>old man in diaper is final boss

>>723465661
neigh

>>723465638
Crash Bandicoot!!! BANDICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723462938

Out of this World (Another World if PAL region)

>>723465076
Unteralterbach

>>723465770
TEKKEN 4
KEK

>hookers
>gambling
>guns
>probably cancer, too

>>723465825
KEKKEN

>>723465599
Train Simulator 2016

>>723465843
GTA V?

>>723465802
finally