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sup /b/ you and this fine young lady are the last two people

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sup /b/
you and this fine young lady are the last two people on earth. suppose you are a straight male and wish to repopulate the earth with your seed. do you,
A: force yourself on her against her wishes
B: neck yourself, this is an option
C: ignore the snowflake and jerk it for the rest of existence
D: attempt to convert her to a cis woman to carry your children & avoid rape

im curious to see your answers
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>>723455011
she is a cis woman
give her a proper taste of cock and she'll become a good little housewife
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>>723455011
asexually reproduce
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>>723455011
E: hang her, then fuck the dead body for the rest of my days
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Spend the rest of my life stretching extensively, desperately reaching lower and lower, eventually.. finally.. learning to suck my own dick. I would mock this creature day and night by forcing it to watch me, eye contact 100% of the time, as my legs are locked behind my head and my shaved asshole in full view - not to mention my head torqued down deepthroating my own ballsack. If it would look away I would stop and scream as if I was being murdered, commanding it: "DONT LOOK AWAY!". Eventually I would creampie my own mouth and swallow it, moaning as loud as possible, licking the last bit of white marshmallow magic from my taint.
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>>723455100

dubs know all
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>>723455011
Start fucking other simians in hopes of producing offspring which can procreate.

Otherwise second generation would be retarded enough before they start incest.
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It's still biologically female and I've seen the nudes. I'd forcibly shave the entire fucking thing head to toe, bind it in a stockade or something similar, and rape/beat her/it constantly. She would break way too fast if we were the inky e=oeioke in earth, but once she had birthed me an of-age daughter I would drag her around on a leash (while I carried the child) and pimp her out to the animal kingdom.
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I can almost certainly guarantee that the woman does not know a single thing about surviving without civilization. That would be where I come in (in more ways than one).
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>>723455100
The only true answer is the one not provided.
Also checked.
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>>723455011
E: I kill her and then I walk the Earth as the Last Man until the day I die.
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>>723455184
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>>723455300
Post nudes?
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>>723455404

fucking beautiful
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dear god they're on tumblr
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Looks like a puppet from team america
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>>723455662
Maor
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>>723455662

the tumblr is called 'thisiswhatmenlooklike'

men are soft and have breasts & hips?
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trying so hard to have a penis
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https://thisiswhatmenlooklike.tumblr.com/


some gay shit

also C
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>>723455011
I'd rather let humanity go extinct than save it by letting by kids fuck each other.
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>>723455011
was this woman born with a vagina and since only two genders are scientifically possible is she of the female one? if yes, would teach her what being a woman is all about and give her a good old fashioned dickin
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A
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>>723456397

woman with the crazies

always wondered why they wish to be men so bad.

also would you suck a creamy log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole?
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I'm
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>>723455011
do A then then covert her whilst repeating A 5 times a day
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>>723457050

Gonna
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>>723457091

Pass
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>>723455135
/thread
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>>723455011
Once this useless garbage realizes that there's no one else to help her ride the wave of made up bullshit for attention, she will probably drop the act and calm the fuck down. But she will still be irritating.
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>>723457134

Thanks.

But I'm gonna go with option

E: rape her chin until she starts to enjoy it and can't get off to regular sex. Then withhold it from her until she agrees to be a total submissive and I can keep her in my basement whilst going about my daily apocalypse activities like blowing shit up and doing drugs.
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>>723457134

so B or C?
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>>723455011
The end justifies the means. If we're the only ones left then there is no society and by default there can't be laws or social norms. Infact, the only thing which matters is survival.

Attempt in D comes first, and if that fails then A will happen.
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I would spend at least the first years trying to find other survivors. If she wants to come with me, fine. With time, she will adapt to the new situation and become "prison straight", so to speak.
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WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>723455011
D: well kind of, there'd be no point in trying to repopulate from 2 people, but I'd still get her to fall in love with me and have sex with her, beginning with me letting her sit on my face to show her she can be dominant all she wants.
Might as well live out the rest of the days as decently as possible.
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>>723457302
my thoughts exactly

I don't think I would let the human race die out, but would fucking her help?

I mean We have two kids, assuming they are boy and girl, the bloodline ends right there basically, their children might all be tards. The gene pool is so small, there really isn't a chance to make a world.
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Here ya go lads. I have ass pic if want.
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>>723457594
so which one is it?
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>>723457302
This
>>723457507
>>723457531
but also this.
Also, if the bibble is to be believed this has already happened.
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On a second thought: It depends on the kind of apocalypse you had. In most cases, you probably could get sperm and even egg samples from some clinic or sperm bank or lab and try to make a bunch of children which are only hers, not yours, or even technically to related to both of you.
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>>723457631
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>>723457594

can clearly see a ladies thong under those boxers..........................................................................................

'im a boy'


kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>723455011
She's getting fucked when she asks for it.
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>>723457531
It's still worth the try.

You'd probably end up with something like the papua tribes. I think your only chance is to cross breed with everyone and get the next generation do the same. That way the DNA will degrade less.
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>>723457693
wow 4real !? !?
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>>723457743

well fuck thats new
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>>723457772
I actually own a few pairs of underwear very much like what she's sporting. It's not a thong. It's thin enough that the shadow of her ass crack is visible., that's all.
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>>723457743
Damn anon thanks
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>>723457959

not looking hard enough, tilt your screen downwards or move your eyes a couple inches up
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>>723455184
End yourself before thanks bye
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>>723455011
force myself on her and try to live with the fact that i'm probably going to have to fuck my kids and my grandkids.

If we're the only people left, there is no society to be oppressed by. If she tries to teach feminism to the kids then she'll just sound like a crazy person.

"And your father represents normalization of the historic oppr..."

"Whatever mom, he brings the food so I'm doing what he says."
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>>723455011
A. She may be a disgusting trash heap now, but after a few babies her body will naturally reject her artificial hormone treatments and revert to its previous womanly form.
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>>723455011
If we are the last 2 people on Earth, she would forget about all of her bullshit beliefs, people only do this shit for attention anyways.
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>>723458793

r u sure

thats 'boy' written on her head with sparkles btw. some kinda oxymoron or joke must go with this, just cant think of it rite now
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>>723459015
Of course I'm sure, you have any two people as the last on Earth and they'll fuck eventually given enough time
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>>723455011
i'd fuck the shit out of her
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>be last two people on earth
>I know how to hunt and fish
>freak of nature starts to get hungry
>refuse to feed it until it dresses and acts like a woman
>it gets one actual meal per day but may at anytime receive a protein supplement straight from my cock

Guaranteed fifties style housewife within two months.
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>>723455011

better to die alone and happy than to put my precious cock on a ugly man and his gross hole

E: None of the Above
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>>723459371
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>>723457594
Even if it is a girl which I doubt, she is ugly as fuck so no I wouldn't fuck her. Maybe I'd keep her chained up and make fun of her every so often idk but definitely wouldn't fuck
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>>723455482
This
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>>723460081
Scroll up dumb anon
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I wanna to to fuck milo
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>>723455011
If I'm the only man left she can't be cis, it's either asexual or heterosexual. We work together to find food and cook delicious fatty meals. Meanwhile she starts to realize she will have to take the dick sooner or later. I'm not going to rape her since I don't want my throat cut in the middle of the night.

Either way Ill hide any pair of scissors so she can't grow her hair out. Eventually get her pregnant with a girls every 9 months ( I don't need any competition from no dirty half nigger). In about 15 years, Ill get the first daughter pregnant and continue the process.

My math tells me within 20 years Ill have 73 women. I'll be king in the land of women.
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>>723460164
What the fuck are you trying to say
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>>723455184
Nice
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Any more nudes? I heard there were some leaked nudes she didn't want people seeing
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burn it, burn myself, burn everything
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Rape the ugly cunt face down so I don't have to look at the face.
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>>723455011
C
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>>723455947
>men are soft and have breasts & hips?

gotta be honest, being bi i wouldnt mind if a man did. best of both worlds
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>>723457594
>ass
>implying that's what u call an ass
the fucking human race deserves to die out
(probs would rape cuz I'm fucked)
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>>723455011
>Spend the rest of my life stretching extensively, desperately reaching lower and lower, eventually.. finally.. learning to suck my own dick. I would mock this creature day and night by forcing it to watch me, eye contact 100% of the time, as my legs are locked behind my head and my shaved asshole in full view - not to mention my head torqued down deepthroating my own ballsack. If it would look away I would stop and scream as if I was being murdered, commanding it: "DONT LOOK AWAY!". Eventually I would creampie my own mouth and swallow it, moaning as loud as possible, licking the last bit of white marshmallow magic from my taint.
This is perfection
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>>723455011
>convert her to a cis woman
So, it's a guy, and thus entire thread is a troll about 'gay'?
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>>723460747
No, "he" has a pussy.
see >>723457693
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>>723455300
>the inky e=oeioke
the what now?
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>>723456397
>since only two genders are scientifically possible

actually, intersex people (think futa but less extreme) exist, so thats not strictly true.
theres evidence to suggest that the differences between women and men come from not just genes but hormones too. yes, the genes determine how many hormomes are produced but unlike genes we can manually add or block hormones in people, making it scientifically possible.

i mean uh lol fag
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>>723460747

* to avoid rape.

shes obviously going to have a problem taking a dicking with her mental issues
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>>723455011
oh if its just us two.
i'd rape and breed that little faggot and just fuck hot corpses after.
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>>723460801
so, already a 'cis woman'.

Failing to understand the problem posited.
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>>723460837
I doubt she'd have much problem physically, and eventually the body's urges will probably result in some sex. But she'll be rationalizing it all the way, or get hostile as hell after.

and there'd be a lot of self-induced miscarriages, I bet.
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>>723460937
Dude, stop being a retard and read the fucking thread.
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>>723455011
Id rather humanity ceased than be repopulated with this cunt.
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a)that's not a "lady" by any measure of imagination
b)you need at least 500 people to have a sustainable long-term population, so humanity is doomed in any case.

I torture her to death.
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>>723461106

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL all future descendants will have those huge annoying googly milo eyes
& w/e ur sporting i guess
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>>723455011
Any hole's a goal, fuck the new generation
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>>723461069
She's a woman. When she cannot build good shelter, find enough food, or repair anything, she'll trade pussy for safety.

End of story.
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>>723455011
>fine young lady
>fine
>young
>lady
Two of these things are not true.
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>>723455011
Kill her. Rape her body
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>>723455011
Sorry I think you meant
>A: Force yourself on her against your own wishes

Also, in the case of option D, converting her to a cis woman doesn't help to avoid rape - she might still rape me against my wishes. Women can be rapists.
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>>723461445

vagina
young - debatable, i wouldnt say 18 is old
fine - eh
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>>723460197
I....want......to.....fuck....milo. hard....
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>>723461593
>says there is a vagina
>picture shows nothing below neck-line
>is sure there is a vagina

The fact you're so sure a vagina is present makes me think a vagina is not present.
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>>723455537
solid snek :D
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>>723455404
I wouldn't exactly kill her but I would secretly sabotage her chances of survival. For example, go out in the night from my camp and put out her camp fire, demolish her hut, allure predators near her camp, damage her hunting equipment, etc
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>>723461946

ahhhh. so you wouldnt fuck her, you'd fuck WITH her


nice
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>>723461796
The fact that you won't even read the thread yet you're arguing for no reason makes me think no brain is present.
See:
>>723457693
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>>723455011

>Be me.
>Be me at the end of the world, stuck with this stupid cunt
>Be me doing just fine.
>Have shelter.
>Have plenty of food stores and clean water.
>Have a nice little compound with everything I need including projects to keep myself busy
>Be this stupid cunt
>Be unable to build or manage consistent shelter, food, clean water, hygene, or safety from wildlife.
>Sees me surviving
>Lubricates
>Show her how to fortify a structure
>lubricates more as her hair grows out
>ridicule her when snowflake behavior evidences
>she has nobody to run to and learns to behave normal
>teach her how to acquire food and other necessities in the new world
>she's suddenly making moves on me
>rebuff her moves
>eventually she begs for it
>give it to her
>right in the anus
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>>723460170
>tfw you with an XX gene plan on impregnating a genetic female
Seems legit.
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>>723455011
C.
I'd rather the human race end than restart with some mentally ill turd.
Would probably kill her and fuck her corpse though.
For the lulz.
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>>723462337
>right in the anus.

40,000keks.jpg
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Would have to start with D for sure, if it fails i would go with C untill i lost my mind (which wouldnt take long with that piece of shit being the only other human) then A.
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>>723460837
* to avoid rape.

why ? whos she gunna tell

bag it nightly and starve it off food , it will soon come round
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>rape that snowflake
>get few childrens
>let them repopulate once possible
>throw the abnormals to a cliff like spartans
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>>723455011
Kill it, then live the remainder of my days with some peace and goddamned quiet.
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>>723455011
Checked, is that Britbong radio DJ and TV presenter Chris Evans. Pic related.
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>>723455011
E. Pound her butthole, won't even bother spitting on my dick first
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>>723455011
>lady
>pic related
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>>723455011
Cut it's head off.
Fuck the neck stump.
Burn corpse instead of firewood for warmth that night.
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if i cant manage D after 25 minutes then A
>Either way id enjoy myself
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>>723455011
>fuck him in the butt only like the good little boy he is
>rejoice as the human race dies with us
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>>723455045
this
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>>723455011
>young lady
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>>723456231
NOT her page.
hers is prinxe-milo
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>>723457594
>those crazy eyes
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>>723455011
Can't fuck her, that would be gay since she identifies as a dude
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e. hit her head and rape her
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Attempt D, if it fails then B. There's no point in trying to impregnate her in any other way if she doesn't change. If she ever gets pregnant without consent, she'll find a way to abort the baby anyways.
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C, imagine all the things you can do.
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>>723460834
There, male there's female, and then there's errors. A male or female who strongly identifies as the opposite sex is an ERROR.
Do you nurture a psychopath, or try to correct the brain imbalances through meds? Very much the same kind of thing, only in these cases we're now supposed to coddle the illness instead of treating it.
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>>723469963
Just identify as a gay lesbian like this guy
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>>723455011
have a photo of my butthole for this awesome thread
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>>723471220
>those little pieces of shit
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