>yellowstone has just erupted >everyone in America is dead

>>723451104
Apparently, pretty fucked seeing as i'm dead.

> see lava erupt
> use my 1 quintillion eels to defeat lava
>save America
>get rewarded with sweet baron trump pussy
>return to anime

ausfag, don't care, although we should get some nice looking sunsets.

this would effect the whole world faggots...

>>723451104
In Japan at the moment.

>>723451104
Swede.. Fucked anyway

>>723451104
very being in montana

>>723451857

caught some unexpected feels from this post

tennessee bro here..."Did the ground just rumble?"

>>723451920

fuckin earthquakes will make a radioactive mcflurry with all the nuclear bullshit in the ground so hopefully the volcano kills you before a radioactive dicking


at least the volcano would be faster....i think

>>723452006


HEY EUSTACE,WERE DONE DID THE SUN GO?!THE SKY IS ALL NIGGERED AND SCARY

>>723452051
From what I hear, i'll have enough time to say "What the fuck was that?" before I die.

>>723451104
Just put a plug in it lol.

>>723451467
what if there is 2 magma?

>>723452281
Fuck... Hadn't considered that

>>723452198

im in cali,so its a toss up between earthquakes and hordes of angry beaners that will be my end.

>>723451104
I'm in Sacramento so I'm pretty fucked

>>723451104
On a scale of one to America...

America

>>723452281
now who's magma are we talking here?now considering your standard volcano has a minimum of 6 magma this is a moot point but since this is /b/ i am willing to hear you out

>>723451104
im in canada am i fucked?

>>723452521

sorry moose buddy but yeah


the western hemisphere for the most part is fucked

>>723452123
Thats alabama...We don't exclaim shit in tn...just go check on the still and load the rifles.

>>723451104
eastern europoor here
i'm fucked by russians
jellystone can suck my dick

>>723452590


EUSTACE,ITS RAINING FIRE DUST.WHAT DO THINK THATS ABOUT?!DID OBAMA FINALLY TURN INTO SATAN?

File: 1468366761724-wg.jpg (245KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 1600x1200px

>>723451104
Eurofag. I would have the time of my life.
Rape, murder, go fucking viking on everyone and tell my family i love em. Shits over for everyone anyway. The Cloud of a volcano eruption with this size would block the world from the sun for decades. So i would obviously anhero after having my fun. Im not cut for an ice age. You can try that shit, im out.

>>723452800
> inb4 gets shot in head after first atempt to rape,murder and go fucking viking on everyone

>>723451104
I live in New York so

>>723451104
Lol the earth in your pic has flaming hot overys and part of a philopian tube

File: barron approves.jpg (67KB, 556x761px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 556x761px

>>723451467

Ohio here. I guess I'll start drinking early today.

>>723452993
You were fucked before the volcano blew!

>>723453329
I don't live in the city

>>723451104
Laughing at the ashes, celebrating

>>723453363
Never mind

File: 1487670463149.png (323KB, 501x767px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 501x767px

>>723451467
Baron trump has a dick therefore you are gay therefore you are fucked

>>723451104
my body is ready
take me unto the sweet embrace of the darkness

>>723453625
>Baron trump has a dick
A very feminine, small, and cute one. There's nothing wrong about that.

>>723451104
What's so special about yellowstone?

fake news, OP

>>723454300
its an enormous vulcano and half a million years overdue

>>723454300
look up the yellowstone caldera faggot

>yellowstone erupts
>Russia detects it as a missile launch
>nuclear apocalypse

Whoever wins, we lose.

>>723454478
sounds like a party
lets get this shit started