Guys, my really good girlfriend is in the next room asleep. She's

Wake her up and say, "Lemme smash"

>>723448980

Do you really need a playbook of how to fuck your own horny girlfriend?

Why are you even posting right now ?
Go tap that

>>723448980
Rape it.

>>723449049
Sorry I meant 'friend that is a girl', not girlfriend. English is my second language.

>>723448980
Who does that ass belong too?

>>723449048
> shes a good friends not his girlfriend
> he's friendzoned


Not being able to read/10

Feed her eggs

FUCKING HULK SMASH THAT BITCH

>>723449338
I really wanted some constructive help, like what should I walk in and say? How do I wake her up? I think its a possible, but no skills on my end.

literally walk in, shake her awake and say " you been on my mind all night" then go in for a kiss 90% chance to work (Sleepy girls are usually more horny)

>>723448980
she's your girlfriend ffs just get in there

>>723449090
How though?

>>723449595

Sorry bro, but you needs balls to pull off this plan

Its obviously gonna work, but the OP obviously has no balls

>>723449819
Well she has a bf, so I'm worried she would freak out if I pulled that.Sounds like good plan though

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>>723449819
true, forgot about that.
Ya OP your best bet is to jack off to the thought of fucking her and go to bed before the depression kicks in.

>>723449926
I'm literally gonna do anything I can to hit this tonight, not giving up. Just seeing if any other ideas may come in before i try ome

>>723450001
Taking some pics for your good friends on /b/ gives you an additional 30% chance to get laid

>>723450244
If this thread gets me laid I will post so many pics of me fucking her

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you missed your chance

should have made a move when she was being "flirty"

dont ruin it by being a creep tonight .. make a move next time

>>723450294
Well outside of rape, you've already been given the best advice you're gonna get

>>723450418

that is, if she's actually asleep

maybe she's laying awake waiting for you to make a move

in that case, stop being a beta and go smah

>>723450425
How would I go about that? Her parents are in the next room over and she would be loud.

OP - go over and look for het if shes not awake lay down next to her and start cuddling, notice her reaction and if she likes it go for more but very very slowly - if shes awake grab ur balls and Do the Same

>>723449241

>calling your female friend 'girlfriend'

>asking /b/ how to get laid.. lol

>>723450919
>being this fucking retarded
He already explained that English was his second language

>>723449793
Forcibly Insert erect penis into her vagina.

>>723450919
>assuming I'm op.

>>723450832
Pretty much this. Most of the other advice in here will probably at best make you look like a creep if you are lucky.
Your best bet would be not to listen to a board full of wannabe alpha basement dwellers.

>>723451365
the equivelant of CS silver strats

>>723448980
Just enter her room, tell her you want her right now. She'll love it.

>>723449090
This is the right answer.. Wake her up by choking her and tell her you'll kill her if she doesn't let you get your tiny dick off inside her. Then when you're done tell her you'll murder her family if she doesn't continue giving it up to you. Bitches like the dominance. I've done it a few times and it's always worked out great. Try it!

>>723451783
I didn't know they let you browse 4chan in juvenile prison.

if you don't want to come off creepy or make a bad decision. Play it smart and just lay down close wait a minute see if she does anything is she's awake. Put ur arm around her wait a second. If she does nothing again and is either just seeing what you will do or is asleep you could try one of two things. One, pretend to "get comfortable" and kinda edge in a little closer, and don't move around on the bed all gentle move around enough to wake her up if she's asleep. Two, literally just wake her up and speak your mind (not vividly) but explain you're into her. Ur call but honestly without you growing some nuts and making a move no advice will help you.

>>723452008
Ganna come down to you being a man and growing testicular glands OP

If her names lauren I'll kill you dillon

>>723451522
That's exactly why I didn't give my advice. Too beta to be helpful in this scenario, but that advice is what I thought of

>>723452072
And honesty I'm really surprised you found some of the nicer people on /b/ giving u decent advice here....

>>723452095
Is what it is, he'll make a move or he won't. Ganna say won't but at least he posted on /b/ and asked for advice he won't act on and wasted our precio- oh... yeah I don't have anything else to do right now...

thread is kill

OP here let me give some background. She has a bf, and I have a gf. We've been friends for years and I've seen her nude multiple times. Earlier she was braless and we even talked about me seeing her boobs. We have friendly cuddled before, tonight even. And tonight she even talked about running away with me, but she's pretty dumb when it comes to some stuff. But also,she loves her bf very much and is sad he isn't coming over much. If that helps anymore, I've jerked off and I still wanna do it, I'm about to make a move, just throwing this out there for any last minute advice.

>>723452008
Gave you this already op act or don't

>>723453489
Prove that you are the OP by posting said "friend's" tits with a timestamp.

>>723453867
I don't have a picture of her tits

>>723448980
Seriously OP I am willing to help you.
But first we need to see what you look like. No way we can make a game plan when we don't know what you're capable of

>>723452092
Her name is Lauren but pls don't kill me, just trying to get lucky.

>>723449595
Exactly this.
Sit on top of her and go for the kiss

I'm thinking about going full on rape, but I don't know how I wouldn't get caught.

>>723454452
I sincerely hope you're joking.

>>723454759
Of course he is. He's too beta to do it the right way so whY makes you think he could pull off a smooth raping?

OP here, a lot of people are pretending to be OP ( my name isn't Dillon, the rape comments0, I guess thread is kill other than the memes though

>>723454923
You were given decent advice take it or leave it. However you said she has a BF, so proceed with caution because you might get free facial surgery,if it goes baldy or worse.

Update on situation?

>>723455503
I'm in her room now, scared shitless like a bitch, wondering if she would go through with it or freak out.

>>723455573
Take a pic with timestamp. Because frankly I don't believe you.

Updateee nigga, you gettin laid or what?

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>>723448980

Failure. Sat down on her bed, she was compltely naked, said 'get the fuck outta my bed"

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>>723455896

>>723455896
No problem man, at least you tried and now you know you're not missing out on anything.

8/10 went better than expected

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>>723455896
Kek

Best to just jack it then?

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>>723455896
Fake af

>>723455896
Well at least you did something

Bump. Post timestamp fag

>>723455896
Mission failed