Hi /b/ today we guess each others occupation by posting

>>723447360
hammer tester?
or miner

>>723447360

Nigger

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>>723447360

Hand model

>>723447360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing

>guess each others occupation
clubbing apparently

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>>723447360

>>723447360

Someone with COPD

>>723447360
Coal miner or cigarette taste tester.

>>723447360
The jeremy renner syndrome.

>>723447360
Pro finger banger

I have no hands you insensitive prick

You have clubbed fingernails, a general sign of chronic disease for many years.

Im gonna go with asbestos miner/alcoholic

>>723448847
Nigger wheres that med degree?

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>>723447360
Mole creature.

>>723447360
hopefully not a proctologist

>>723447360
CF? You're gonna die soon no need to do anything.

>>723449954
Vampire?

>>723449462
lel

>>723448885
Dog wanker

>>723450047
Close, but no.

>>723447360
Anal prober?

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>>723447360

>>723448885
Some office shit

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>>723449954
Tits or gtfo

>>723449954
Milo Yiannopoulous?

>>723449954
professional cunt

>>723447360
You watch mad max all day long

>>723449954
Coal burner

>>723449954
Prostitute/escort/whore

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On my lunch at work right now actually
Pro tip: it's 4:20am

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>>723450204
Never

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>>723450682
What the fuck my thumb looks so stubby
It's not fucking stubby

>>723450682
Gay sugarbaby? All hooked up w/ cartier

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What ya think /b/?
PS I'm 23

>>723450758
Cook?

>>723447360
Professional Grandfather.

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>>723450037
This. If that's really OP's hands, he should be blowing his money on hookers and blow, he doesn't have much time left.

>>723450796
Nah. Sadly this is the cleanest they've been in a long time

>>723449954
Prostitute.

>>723448807
He typed this shit with his nose I bet

>>723450733
THEY WERE GIFTS ALRIGHT
I WORK A PART-TIME MINIMUM WAGE JOB

>>723450924
Gifts from your sugardaddy?

>>723450878
Ew

>>723447360
You shit thru paper towels

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>>723450999
Checked but DELETE THIS

>>723449954
farmer

>>723450686

hi

hi make friendship
accept frnd request
hello how are u dear
show me pussy i love u

>>723447360
methhead

>>723449954
Prostitute, prostitute
https://youtu.be/77rJ8VLj2-c

>>723450722
Gay porn fluffer

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>>723451202

>>723451358
I don't even know what that is

>>723449954
witch

>>723451471
Why are you even on /b/?

>>723451471
Just google it, it sounds lewd but it's surprisingly normal.

>>723450514
That's the hand of a stone cold killer

>>723450686
Let's see some legs

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>>723451514
Been here since 06 m8
>>723451515
K thanks

>>723451521
Bass player?

>>723451488
That's what I do in my free time, not my occupation

>>723451263
Your hands make me uncomfortable.

>>723451202
Machinist who didn't remove his wedding band before work.

>>723451796
how so?

>>723449954
Fluffer ;)

>>723450514
You my nga are some kind if mechanic.

>>723451840
aye lmayo

>>723449954
hi

this picture makes me a little horny actually

show some more pls.. like what do your feet look like?

I see you say you won't show tits.. but be edgy!

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>inb4 gross nails

I know fggts

>>723448885
>>723449954
>>723450514
>>723450682
>>723450686
>>723450722
>>723450758
>>723451263
Beautiful girlfriends you guys got.

Jelly af

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Try me bitches

>>723450375
Correct.

>>723449954
Dubs and you drop your phone in the water.

>>723450686
knock it off taytay i know its you

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>>723448807
>>723450921

>>723452583
Rolling

>>723452466
unemployed, soft hands of a fucking weaboo.

>>723450921
Close, my dick

>>723447360
Poorly trained radiologist

>>723452466
NEET Lycanthrope.

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R8 my cock

>>723447360
Lesbian porn fluffer

>>723453234
kys/10

>>723447360
>trommelschlegelfinger
>uhrglasnägel
heart disease, afaik.

>>723452727
Eh. Not so far from the truth. Student, but I do have a part time job where I work my ass off, moving heavy stuff for hours (sorting center) it's just.. Wearing gloves must help, I guess.

>>723453367
Normie.

>>723452466
"Professional" atheist and debater.
Also fat and a diabetes sufferer.

>>723450686
Thems be some coke nails

>>723453404
But what kind?
Also REEEE

>>723447360
Professional Finger banger

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>>723453328
What did he ever do against you? :(

>>723449462
Pedo

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Can we do feet?

>>723453470
Not really. I'm not in perfect shape, but still much better than average. I AM atheist though, ofc. Science over the magical bearded man flying in the sky casting spells anytime.

>>723453708
You go back to your hills with the eyes

>>723453470
Also no diabetes yet, but will most likely happen

>>723452466
Child molester or a preist

>>723453007
trolley boy who rubbed his hands in dirt before taking this pic, wash your hands you disgusting faggot.

>>723453833
There any difference?
I agree with you though

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Here you go faggots

>>723447360
Dude you have hypertension go get checked.

>>723454100
goes to gym, or carries stuff. manlet

>>723447360
fingernail expert

>>723451202
I'm guessing you're a professional jew because you're really good at ripping off.

>>723451202
Ghoul?

>>723451840
The pianist from Gattaca.

>>723454896
prostitute

>>723447570
oh you

>>723454940
definitely.

>>723447360
Thief?

>>723453773
kek

>>723453367
Lifts

>>723454896
Unemployed art student

>>723455235
Kinda yes?
Quit my med job to doodle.

>>723447404
Kek

>>723453708
The penguin?

MA HYND

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What do I do /b/?

>>723454100
your ring finger looks longer than your middle finger

>>723449954
Semen demon ?

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>>723447360
>tfw i have a foot fetish
>tfw my gf has clubbed toenails
>tfw i have no face

>>723453708
Teenage mutant ninja turtle?

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>>723449954
Post moar

>>723454477
/thread

>>723452373
gross nails

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guess me

>>723456793
H A I R L I N E

>>723456984
howthefuckyouknowmycallsign

>>723450514
Using Explorer, absolute madman.

>>723457023

Obvious grater worker

>>723447360
nail clubbing

>>723453007
Barista

>>723449954
whore

edward penis hand?

>>723449954
I want to get a tugjob from those pretty hands

>>723447360
manual hammer tester

>>723450514
something with lab shit or smth that needs you to wash/desinfect your hands very often.

>>723450686
post belly ;)

>>723450514
Pro Faggot.

>>723451263
Do you dress up as the slender man for kids parties?

>>723451471
Ask your dad

>>723450924
>part-time
probably so you have time for your moonlighting, right?

>>723447474
How original

>>723448157
underrated
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing

>>723447360
professional cigarette smoker

>>723455191
Lifting normie

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Guess it.

>>723455655
Pro neet

>>723449954
how the fuck do you even use your hands with that shit, well.. then again all you need to do to survive is hold a dick and the nails dont seem to impair that

>>723447360
five finger death puncher?

>>723447360
>>723447360
what the fuck is wrong with these hands.

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>>723454999

>>723451202
a deglover?

>>723447570
And now I know what one of my students has.

TIL, thanks /b/!

>>723453708
lobster boy

>>723447360
asbestos removal

>>723449954
Receptionist or telemarketing

executive assistant fluffer

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yes those are fake nails but at least im not retarded like the other chick to get them so long to a point where i cant even wipe my ass smh

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any1

>>723447360
ninja turtle

>>723456464
Ew no

>>723449462
thumb sucker

>>723454896
Unemployed

>>723453773
dying laughing

>>723449954
professional back scratcher

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Here we go.

>>723454896
art school

>>723461586
professional nail biting faggot

>>723453708


do you ever walk barefoot in public places?i mean,if i had feet like that i would troll "science" niggers left and right and see if i could get those discovery faggots to launch a special on "fork foot" or some other dumbass shit

>>723449954
Ugly dude?

>>723461399
professional AYYYLMAO larper

>>723461671
nigger washer

>>723453656
>snif snif

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>>723461647
I pick them, not bite them.

>>723452466
michelin man?

>>723447570

/thread

also, keks.

>>723461762
You are the guy who tells everyone that you're at work, even if you don't have a job

Rapist.

>>723461762
I'm guessing you are an overly anxious bipolar faggot who has a gf that's starting to get fed up with your bullshit and since she's prego she wants to fuck up your life as a revenge + to get child support and yet you still love her because you are a raging libcuck genderfluid nailbiting omnisexual

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>>723461978
How do you mean?

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>>723462028
Gee.

>>723462052
fat guy that works at Burger King

>>723449954
taylor swift impersonator

>>723462168
HA jokes on you.I'm unemployed

>>723447360
BELL FINGERS!!!
My Brother has this
the women love it

>>723462114
this is so beautiful

>>723462408
After they get over their horror

>>723462168
kek, not fat. i'm a medic.

>>723447360
Is dying of heart disease an occupation?

>>723462042
Your fingers look a lot like the fingers of a guy I knew once. He always told everyone that he's working, but in reality he didn't have a job.

>>723462486
no anon
after they get one inside them

>>723451631
>Been here since 06

fucking newfag

>>723462114
Is this a horses leg wihout the hoof?
Anyway, it makes my skin crawl.

>>723448606
keked out lout

>>723461386
My butthole is cleaner as that ratchet ass hand. Fight me bitch.

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>>723462657
So, what did he do all day?

>>723463226
You work in some kind of warehouse?

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>>723453708
Unemployed, still living off of royalties from elder scrolls

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Hint: my parents think I'm wasting my life

That's nail clubbing, it's a sign for many diseases. Other times it's idipathic. I reccomend u to go to see your doctor.

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What do you guys think? I'm 24 almost 25

>>723454896
You can tell a lot about a woman just by looking at her nail polish

>>723464024
You are undoubtedly wasting your life. Go get a job.

>>723447360
Hobbit?

>>723450686
show us your tits, aspie

>>723453234
infinity/5

>>723464273
I have a job. Just not a stable job.

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>>723454896
that's a hand I'd like to get jacked off with

21 yo

>>723462114
what is that

>>723454100
ew

>>723464246
fat, mcdonald's worker

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>>723464694
Ouch. But not even close.

>>723464784
I think you're either working in a kitchen or some engineering job

>>723455768
Maximum test, probably hast two y chromosomes. Retarded

>>723463226
Solid. Thick. Tight. Keep us posted on your vascularity progress. Cheers.

>>723464476
Some kind of financing?

>>723464024
professional hand sanitizer tester

>>723464246
>almost 25
ffs, you're not 4 anymore where your mom feels she needs to add "but he's turning 5 in 2 weeks, so he's almost 5"

>>723465131
fluffer

>>723454485
Kekd

>>723455768
if so that is a woman's hand they grow longer than men.

>>723464784
You do something physical, were you are constantly gripping tools?

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Hint: it's 9:04am on a Friday and I'm still in bed.

>>723464956
Partly true, had been working for american express in my last job but at the moment working as something way more simple.

>>723464956
How did you know!?

But actually, no.

Another hint: it's something the market is overpopulated with and there is little to no chance of success.

>>723465426
Lmao you aren't me

>>723465126
Whoops, replied to the wrong post.

Look here: >>723465426

>>723465381
Elementary school teacher

>>723447360
You're an ET and you heal peoples minor wounds and tell them that you want to go home?

>>723465374
This is true.

>>723465518
Nope. Close

>>723465548
Yeah; those aren't fat hands, those are the hands of a tool handler; i'd say you work in construction; or woodworking/lumber

>>723447360
chain smoking alcoholic

>>723447360
E.T. Impersonator?

>>723450047
>>723450204
>>723450266
>>723450375
>>723450432
>>723450602
>>723450878
>>723451271
>>723451488
>>723451988
>>723452305
>>723452583
>omg a possible human female with boobs and a real life vagina posted on /b/! Quick lets everyone impress her with out autism
Jesus you fags are pathetic

>>723464694
>>723464917
>>723465171
>>723465374
>>723465673
Electrician. Currently working in underground gold mining.
The more labour intensive side of the electrical trade.

>>723449954
Nothing.

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>>723465381

>>723465868
This is the kind of hand gesture my gf makes when I fuck her

>>723454100
is it forced perspective or is your middle finger actually abnormally short?

Nice thumb, dick.

>>723454896
emo kid who cant afford nail polish

>>723466012
I curl my fingers when I masturbate too

>>723466084
That's actually not that untrue

>>723454896
Nice sharpie nails kid.

>>723465868
Not elementary teacher..but close... TA? Someone in admin? Media center specialist? I'm grasping here.

all these soft, pasty, uncalloused hands are disgusting

>>723462114
When horses or other animals with hooves die, they tend to stuff off like this. Wonder if this thing is dead on an exam table or had a really bad accident

>>723466486
>inb4 stuff
Meant sluff

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>>723466236
No. I don't work in an elementary school. Last hint: I'm wearing jeans and lime green underwear today

>>723466555
a rent me sex slave?

>>723447360
Hoarder of precious magical rings forged in Mordor?

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Guess away. Also, does anyone know if the size of my thumb is normal?

>>723466555
Sex ed teacher? This is getting provocative.

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Give it a go

>>723466806
Thats one long thumb. Esports champ?

>>723466806
Hitchhiker?

>>723466891
Lool good one but no

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Feel like it's kinda abvious but here you go

>>723466859
I think I'm not a fan of playing video games on a competitive level like that, I do like my vidya though.

>>723466958
Landscaper

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>>723466958

>>723466958
Cotton picker

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>>723464089
Other side...

>>723466958
does auto body & works with bondo?

>>723466951
Well consider it kid. You're a natural.

>>723467108
Lol I will, thank you

>>723447360
Related with trains and their rodes
Sry bad england

>>723467081
Is the cross supposed to be upside down?

Close used to be a landscaper now I'm a heavy equipment mechanic/operator

>>723447360
Sorcerer

>>723467234
It should have been...

>>723467291
Damn im good.

>>723450758
Sir, you have hair growing on your fingers. On your fucking fingers.

>>723465750
Omg you actually got it right

>>723447360
Fuck time will tell 10,000 USD funds

>>723466958
Is nigger an occupation?

>>723447360
Actor from Edward with the penis hads?

>>723461671
Romanian grave digger.

>>723467585
Painter.

>>723451202

Advanced cybernetic organism sent back in time from the future to save earths last hope of survival.

>>723457630

Is it fucked up that i grew up looking at this picture? My grandma had this on her fridge from a shipyard for years when i lived at her house.

>>723453708
Vortigaunt?

>>723466958
Nigger.

>>723467585
you know the fry cooker has a handle you can attach to lift the basket out of the oil, your mcdonalds manager should have taught you this early.

>>723467585
hothand?

>>723467585
Twoface?

>>723467667
jej

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>>723452466
Are you me?

Btw this is my other hand >>723467585

>>723461040
That piece can only be played with twelve.

>>723447360
search: fibrosis quistic hands