Hello. I am a thirty year old virgin. I live in my parents basement

Just bypass the fucking ban

>>723440022
44 to head is probably the surest way to do it if you can afford

>>723441095
I live with my parents so I have no money

>>723440022
You want painless, get a gun. Hi-Points are fairly cheap as far as handguns go, and are fairly reliable. Besides, you're only going to need to pull the trigger once.

>>723441245
Yeah right but many cheap ways can make you end up as a vegetable that can't speak or move and that's no good if you want to die

>>723441374
How much should one cost? I have around 50 USD at my disposal.

Also i can recommend jumping from an high as fuck building just make sure to jump with head first. And i mean really high just to be real Fucking sure.

just make another account and play for free until your ban is over.

pansy.

>>723442080
I live in the suburbs so not a good option

>>723440022
Cheap and painless?

Jump in front of a train for free.
Or if you are willing to spend something, overdose on drugs that knock you out.

Livestream it bitch.

Just play on the elysium server. It's private vanilla, and tons better than retail. Or if you are alliance, might as well off yourself

>>723442181
And you cant travel at all? Go with the train for free and ask the conductor to fuck himself when he asks for ticket.

>>723440022
good old garden hose into a running car, thats if your want to fuck up your parents car you pathetic loser

HEY GUYS
OP HERE
Just letting you know
THAT THIS POST WAS FAKE
lel Top Kek

>>723440022
How about you use this as a fucking wake up call and get on with your life?
Be a fucking man.

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>>723443105
Oh also

>>723443143
Fucking lol
You got me, I was: >>723443123

>>723443143
We're not your friends. Nobody wants you here. Go away you piece of shit autistic faggot.

>>723443293
Sorry
It was for the lulz

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>>723443420

>>723443628
Nice thumbnail faggot

>>723443730
thanks

>>723442257
HURR DURR IM HORDE AND I DONT LIKE ALLIANCE KYS

Fucking autist

50 bucks buys a suit shoes a shirt from thrift shops,a folio for a dam resume,pen a resume typed one pager,50 copies set the alarm clock for 5 am,out the door at seven go see whats in the state job bank,get leads,go on train bus,hitchhike to central business area,no car ? out in the farm boonies? visit neighbors ( work clothes in the bag,or backpack) clean out a shed bale hay,clean up horsepiles,
get the fuck off here,get out there,recruit some dame in an office,she might provide leads and poon if you can be decent with her.
no dope booze bong,pills got ptsd? gway

These threads are so fucking gay. Anons give suggestions and OP shoots them down as not viable. You're going to kill yourself you fucking cunt, nut up and have a little dignity as you go out.

I have never understood painless if you plan on dying what does it matter if it hurts. If you did it right the pain will only last a little bit than its over.

I automatically assume anyone that says painless has no intention to actually do it.

>>723440022

I want to say, get help man, it's out there, there's people who will listen, there's people who will help. Hell, I'm not a therapist but I can offer a shoulder to cry on, or advice for moving forward, I mean I myself battle depression. I want to tell you that what is bothering you is a temporary problem, and suicide is a permanent solution to that temporary problem. I want to tell you that it'll all be okay.

But you got triple dub's and you want to an hero so fucking do it. Cheap and painless is start a car and leave it running in a closed garage, or drop a toaster in the bathtub, either way good luck faggot.

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>>723440022
No life skills?

>>723441245
You just saved your monthly fee on WoW.

>>723440022
U

>>723440022

>>723440022
Gravity.