Hey /b/ros, I need some advice. Im early thirties, and I've

>>723439384
Hopefully she went to get an abortion.

ok so she doesn't fuck her spouse unprotected at all? or anyone else?

Face up to your mistake and take responsibility for your actions.

kill that shit or ditch the wife

>>723439384
Push her down the stairs

>>723439959
This

Did you actually fucking tell you over snapchat? That's degenerate as fuck lol

>>723439959

/thread

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>>723439384
Jesus can't control abortion machines, yet

You're a fucking moron.

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>>723439671
She has sex with her husband, but shes never gotten preggo before. Also, she is on the pill, too.

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Coat service anybody?

>>723440211
Yes, she did. I asked her why she didn't message me, she said she couldn't type it out.

Also, her husband was home.

Sounds like it's not your fucking kid

>>723439384
Abortions are cheap, they cost like 300 in most states. That's the obvious answer

If she has sex with her husband, just tell her to have unprotected sex with her husband and he can raise the kid.

You can leave your spouses and raise the kid

You can hire someone to beat up her womb, if you work with her and such, you must know her path home and to work. However, if you do hire someone, make sure it's a theft as well as a beating, as to not make it obvious.

You can poison her, their are many drugs that can cause a miscarriage

>>723440264
>Trusting a bitch to be responsible.
>Not using a condom

I see the problem here.

talk to her and figure out what she wants to do, and what the chances are its the spouse's

also, you're both fucking scum

>>723439384
ahahahaaa you stupid fuck

>>723440264
it was definitely fate then

get both of your spouses together and let them know the two of you are leaving them, because you can't make up fate ..or coincidences...

>>723440484
>both fucking scum
this is why they need to be together

maybe their spouses can hook up...win win?

I hope both you and her die, cheating scum

>>723439384
abortion is a sin.

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>>723440624
The way that we got attached is she and I had sort of worked out a swap with her husband and my wife. We were supposed to have dinner and get acquainted, but my wife got cold feet.

She and I kept spending time together.

I'll actually give you a hand here OP, I'm in a good mood.
DO NOT sign anything, NOTHING. That child is NOT yours until paternity test proves otherwise. DO NOT stress about it.
It's not yours. Alright? Alright. Demand a paternity test.

If she wants to keep the little alien that is. If she gets an abortion then all is fine.

Well OP, you are an idiot. You are also the scum of the earth, so get fucked.

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>>723440930
But adultery isn't...right?...

>>723440285
Underrated 5/7

>>723439384
Could be the hubby's.

Is he white and you a nigger/spic/jew, anon?

She's in for some fun 'splainin if so and she keeps.

>>723441015
Thanks! Shes not... as "moral" as many. So, she seems to think she will "miscarry".

>>723440931


well, they'll be prepared for the good news then

>>723439384
Hopefully when the husband finds out he offs you and his wife.

>>723441219
the adultery cancels out the abortion

>>723441547
Why's that? The hard part for me is that now I want to be with her more than ever.

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>>723441589
You know somewhere out there, a conservacuck is thinking this

>>723441636
God damn you're a cunt chasing bitch.

>both love our spouses
Been fucking around on our spouses....hmmm something don't add up here....

>>723441636
>I want to be with her more than ever
you already know the answer

she leaves her husband, you leave your wife, you get remarried and raise the child and if you're really, really fortunate, one day in the distant future you'll discover the kid isn't yours...or the ex-husband's

>>723441819
Don't bring logic to a retard anon.

He's thinking with his dick.

He doesn't know what love and commitment are.

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>>723441468

I hope so.

>>723441752
Nah, I've been married for a very long time, she's the first person I've ever been addicted to, in every way.

>>723441851
Shes not a slut - Im her second. I also have kids with my wife, she does not.

Someone dump the contraction tea infographics

>>723442026
She is a slut. She's cheating on her husband with a fucking retard like you.

You both are degenerates.

>>723439384
You're fucked.

>>723441819
Will add, don't care about you or her cheating just don't claim to be in love with someone you cheat on, if you actually loved the person you are with you wouldn't be fucking around so end that shit and let your dick lead you where it may.

>>723440264
>she is on the pill, too.
the pill is pretty much impossible to accidentally be preggo on if you follow the rules.

she skipped some pills and thought it would be fine.

>>723442026
>Shes not a slut - Im her second

Jej. This nigga will believe anything.

>>723442188
Can missing a single dose do that, or would it take a few days?

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>>723442026
lol...she is so going to turn you away, abort the mistake, and stay with her husband after you've already burned the bridge that was your family...your kids are going to fucking hate you lol

>>723439384

How old is she OP?

>>723442188
>She's on the pill
<Gets pregnant
>She's not a slut
<Was interesting in swapping/fucking someone behind husbands back

At this rate you better get checked for STDs fucktard.

>>723442026
>I also have kids with my wife, she does not.
I...would..hope not...?

Hey look at the bright side, now you don't need to wear protection anymore. Fuck her to your hearts desires, then get it aborted

>>723442298
Shes 27

>>723442269
missing one dose can technically fuck you up, but the more you miss the more likely it is.
the packet fucking tells you 'if you miss a pill don't have unprotected sex for x days after'

women in general are pretty shit at keeping track of their birth control. live with one for a while and you realise they're skipping days all over hte place and thinking it's going to be fine.

>>723442284
/thread

OP here, gatta be honest. I literally cannot stop sucking dick, am a huge faggot. We can /thread

Friendly reminder to men: Women are degenerate pieces of shit that WILL cheat on you and ruin your life.

Don't get married.

>>723442368

Might as well go the next step and keep getting her pregnant and use the forming babies as birth control and keep getting abortions.

>>723442483
So do men, apparently....now whats your point dipshit?

>>723442409
Interesting - thanks for the heads up.

>>723442561
Or have the babies and form a baby fight club... profit?

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>>723440524
Oh you rascal

>>723439384

OP why not just tell your wife? I'm sure she'd understand I mean you love each other right?

>>723442624
What the fuck are you talking about?

REAL SOLUTIONS, PEOPLE!

>>723442570
No, men don't cheat. Retards like OP cheat.

Don't marry wymyn. They are devils.

>>723439384
What's wrong with this bitches fingers? Or is that a pregnancy test for ants?

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your fucked

>>723442717
Kill yourself, you degenerate.

That's a real solution.

>>723442744
Those are her thighs dumbass

>>723440264
Holy shit if that's her, ditch the wife and lock that down. Holy shit that body, any more?

>>723442570
>75% of divorces initiated by women
>false rape claims
>financial divorce rape
>muh child support

>>723442717
Well I mean it was a real solution to my current boredom..

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>>723442744
>being THIS retarded

>>723439384
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>>723442744
Thats her legs. Shes holding it up, her hands to the left.

>>723442794
*You're

I still think secret babies leading to a baby fight club would be your best option for profit here op.

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>>723439384
This is why I never want a relationship. You simply can't trust anyone these days to rationally thinking instead of animalisticly instinctive. Thanks for the increased paranoia op. If you really loved your wife, you wouldn't have fucked another set of holes.

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>>723442837

>>723442837
My wifes pretty hot, too, but shes latina.

post full body pics OP

this is fake af. real threads like this the op does more than just post pics

saged

>>723443024
>is on /b/
>acts morally riouteous

>>723443063
my wife is also hot

>>723442284
this

>>723443196
Not really. It's more or less my little rant about life. I feel like doing it in the form of an anonymous shitpost is helpful.

>>723442915
Thats the hard part. I'm nervous as fuck that we will have to do that. I've never been for it, still am not, but not sure what other choice there is.

Time to bounce my nigga.

This thot done tricked yo ass, she pregnant by her husband but she tryin get at yo paper too.

Have your homies tell this thot that you was shot and arrested in mexico. Buy some hair dye to fix the DNA leash.

And then bounce for a minute.

>>723439384

Could be a false positive. She should take another 5 tests just to be sure.

>>723443362
Meh, still faggotry

>>723439384
Neep neep neep neeep nyeeeep

>>723443371

You should be nervous that she WON'T have an abortion, girls love drama.

There is no way she will agree, she is having twins.

>>723439384
tell her to prove it was you and then get out of town while you still got time

>>723443371
Just come clean. Literally what is stopping you from doing that?

It's YOUR baby you realize that right?

A FUCKING BABY AND YOU ARE THE FATHER ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO MURDER IT?

Holy shit man wtf is wrong with you?

>>723439959
This guy's right. You have to murder her now.

>>723443651
Now

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>>723443528
Yeah, got the feeling it was. Still helps me tho.

>>723443524
I've heard you can get false negs, but not positives?

>>723443640
I have a family of my own already.

>>723443651
I agree

Now

hey op be a cool dude and post some nudes, nigger

>>723443640
>Murder
If it can't breathe it can be destroyed with no remorse why don't you go fight for pro life for endangered animal species retard.

>>723443729
I think we all know what has to happen now...trips decide.

>>723443371
Cuck is finally seeing the light about pro-choice.

>>723442744
I kek´d

>>723443904
You posted on /b/ u obviously want the trips to make ur decision. This is your only hope OP

>>723443726
>I have a family of my own already.

How is that an excuse? Would abort one of them? It's not the babies fault. You need to seriously man the fuck up and learn a thing or two about honesty or you will be a fucking awful father (you already are).

God damn man.

>cheating on wife with married woman
>she got pregnant
>I know!
>I'll just kill the baby so I don't have to deal with this situation I created because I'm a piece of shit, that way I can go back to being a piece of shit!

>>723441235
Thanks for the recognition anon.

>>723443852
How does breathing factor in to the equation?

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>>723443445
You are either a nigger or an 8 year old. Either way kill yourself

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>>723440931
>swap
>White people.
You guys are just going to have to come clean

>>723443984

I knew this girl named Lactatah and she had herself 9 abortions, held the record on the block for a few months.

OP stop being a fucking child. You knew the risks, now accept the consequences. You have few options.

1. Come clean to your wife and assume responsibility for the kid.

2. Get an abortion ASAP. Do not wait for the fetus to really begin developing. It'll be easier now than when it has a vaguely human shape.

There is no magical fix. There is no happy ending. You fucked up so now you get fucked. Your life is about to change one way or another.

>>723439384
you're fucked man.
children ruin your life.

everyone I know with kids has these defeated dead eyes. they STINK of jealousy for us who followed careers/passions and wanted more than a common mediocre life of average shit

>>723443726
This anon >>723443984 doesn't give a shit about you or the baby, he's just trying to guilt you into raising a child that might not even be yours. Disregard him. Convince that bitch to get an abortion.

>>723444079

I know you are but what am I.

>>723444106
Or the easier options.....shitload of plan b pills in a drink....coat hanger up cooter....murder....

>>723439384
how do you know its not her husbands and she wants to scam money from you for an abortion that will never happen?

>>723443640
abortion isn't murder. abortion is a beautiful thing.

there is nothing worse than an unwanted child being born. poor cunt.

>>723442837
If she's really pregnant, she won't look like that for long...

>>723444145

They try so very hard to convince us (and themselves) otherwise, though. They don't seem to have energy for anything else.

>>723440416
give her enough vitamin C and it'll cause a miscarriage

It's a trap. She wants to leave her husband so she's testing you to see if you're more that just a fuck buddy. She not prego

>>723440264
that poor body is going to be DESTROYED by pregnancy. it ruins women :(

they balloon out into these horrible blobs after they shit out a kid

>>723444217
The list goes on OP, and you can even make it FUN. Like instead of naming the faggot fetus lol... this one ganna get you some keks, make up your own names for the ways you wanna get rid of the little fuck. Like coat hanger up cooter could be "clingy".

>>723444217

Or the safer, legal options that don't let the moron get off scott free and not learn from his mistakes assuming they even go right, which odds are they won't.

Kys

>>723444292
smart people see through their lies.

remember this: "misery loves company"

that is why parents push their mistakes onto everyone else who realised kids are OPTIONAL and not ideal if your life has potential

>>723440416
Green papaya salad - it's what all the little island Mary's do.

>>723439384
She's probably quietly having an abortion. Let her do her thing and if she asks for money after, give it. Get snipped.

>>723444146
>he's just trying to guilt you into raising a child that might not even be yours
Why the fuck would I do that?

>might not even be yours
Why would she send him that pic if she didn't know it was his? Are you fucking dense?

>>723444426
If he wanted to learn from mistakes he'd be posting on prolife who gives a fuck .org not /b/

OP went full retard by cumming inside her. All you had to do was pull out bro. Could still have cum on her tits or made her swallow it

>>723444457

I can't take the piss out of them IRL. My wife has a friend who had two kids (one too many, it seems) and the stress and expense are destroying their marriage. It's only a matter of time before -- probably the guy -- cheats of the other, and then it'll be a complete clusterfuck: divorce, poverty, viscious custody battles. They aren't bad people so it makes me sad.

This whole post reeks of bullshit.

>>723444662
Still has a small chance of getting her preggo even with pulling out

you dumb fuck OP

having a child severely restricts everything.

enjoy the following:

1. never having a nice vacation ever again. a vacation with a child is NOT a vacation

2. minimal money. being poor is no fun

3. minimal sex

4. you will never have that racecar. you'll be stuck with a minivan

5. the condescending looks of non-parents judging you and your fucking annoying kid

6. a bloated spouse whose body has given up. this will be a nightmare.

7. awkward airplane trips. everyone hates the cunts who bring a child onto a flight.

8. career massively affected as you no longer have the strength to put in 100%

9. time GONE. exhausted constantly. no alone time.

10. you'll probably get talked into marriage too. dumb bastard.


sauce: I have 2 children and I fucking hate my life.

>>723444662

It is possible for "pre-cum" to contain the necessary sperm cells to induce a pregnancy.

This is why pulling out isn't enough and condoms are suggested as well.

>>723444790
true. i have a friend who pulled out but she still got pregnant. they got married but divorced in less than a year. raising a kid is too much hell. it ruins relationships.

>>723443039
god tier ass

hey op what would your wife say if she found out? jw

>>723439384

Over 9000 replies and not one mention of the falcon.

Fuck what /b has become

>>723444870

"Children are not born with souls; they rather acquire them piece by piece from their dying parents."

>>723444870
>>723444790
>>723444720

As I understand it, there is genuinely a debate in the scientific community about whether perfect use of the withdrawal method has a risk of pregnancy.

No doubt, most of the time it fails is due to poor use, worst case scenario the guy simply not being about to control his trigger

>>723442026
>>Shes not a slut - Im her second. I also have kids with my wife, she does not.
Too bad. It would've been real funny if she had kids with your wife.

>>723445102
I'm 33 and I don't think I can name a single school friend or work colleague who had children and isn't absolutely begging for death now.

I do wonder sometimes what they could have been, but then I stop and I'm just thankful it isn't me

>>723444768

Most of those points are invalid if you or your partner earn enough money. Sure if you are just getting by financially, then kids are gonna fuck up your life (financially)

>>723445477

OP's grammar is as good as his pull-out technique.

>>723445395

I think the consensus is like 5 out of 100 women will get pregnant with the pull out method when used CORRECTLY.

But the reality is something like 27 out of 100 get pregnant because of x, y, or z reason.

>>723444145
>they STINK of jealousy for us who followed careers/passions and wanted more
What about those of us who just got really lucky at not knocking any bitches up and have no career either? Are they jealous of us, too?

>>723445594

I'm thirty-nine with a vasectomy, no kids, and a thirty-seven-year-old wife who dislikes kids even more than I do.

No gambling for me. I already used up this life's allotment of luck.

>>723445395
was researching this when I first started having sex with bf. one site I found said, basically, take a piss between having sex if using the pull out method because it'll wash out the sperm. used this method for months until I started taking the pill.

>>723445789
youre not even a man lol

>>723444556
>Why would she send him that pic if she didn't know it was his?
Have you even met a woman before?

>>723444768
that you dad?

>>723445784

Think about how much worse it would be with no career *and* a screaming, vomiting, shitting money-pit.

>>723445780
This is over a year, not each time.

Just have her husband get you pregnant and then you can call it even.

>>723445830
Yes, many.

They don't fuck around with pregnancy.

Have you ever met a woman before or been in a similar situation?

I have.

>>723445808
This. Pull out is infallible if you actually pull out and don't have back to back sessions.

>>723445909

What difference does it make? It's still a ~5x greater chance.

>>723445829

This pile of disposable income and the ability to fuck my wife's non-wrecked body say otherwise.

Also, I can cuck you anytime and get away with it, 'cuz no ending up like OP for me, thanks.

This post makes me happy I dont have to feel the desire to cheap for more than a few seconds since my long term gf and I share girls together

Fuck even if I got someone preggers and by some manner of shit luck its kept she may even be fine with raising it as ours since she may not be able to give birth and I think purposefully having kids is vain as fuck.

Go get her an abortion ASAP

>>723439384
Tell her to get an abortion and fuck off. Her own retard fault if she wants to keep something that's still in the oversized sperm stage.

>>723445829
I think he's more a man than those unwilling breeders like OP. If you know you don't want kids, why WOULDN'T you get the snip? Creampies for days and no worries.

Take responsibility.

Tell your wife and her husband.

She clearly is a fucking whore, you have to be there for your kid or else its going to be fuckin scum like its mother...

>>723445999
your pretty confident for someone with no balls haha. do you use the womens bathroom and sit down to pee?

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>>723445920
>They don't fuck around with pregnancy.

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>>723446109
not the person you're arguing with, but are you fucking serious?

>>723445953
I can confirm the pull-out technique is 100% safe if you do anal. But it's even safer with another dude

She loves you and decided to get pregnant to keep you. Bad luck bro. The best you can do is convince her you won't be with her and don't live her then there is a chance she will get it aborted. Otherwise she will go through with it.

>>723446109

And here's another genius who doesn't know the difference between a vasectomy and castration.

My balls are right where I left them, bro, on your girl's chin.

>>723446235

He probably is. The state of sex ed in much of the US really is that bad. He thinks a vasectomy is getting one's balls removed.

>>723446245
>My balls are right where I left them, bro, on your girl's chin.

Jesus fuck, you were doing so well until the 15 year old cringe fest.

>>723446237
Yeah but what woman will do anal all the time? Few would. That's why many men use the withdrawal method

Also even if you do anal all the time if you cum inside her there's a very slight risk, there have been recorded cases where cum dripped out the ass and went in the pussy

>>723439384
Abortion, if she's opposed, then let him raise the whores kid. I have one out thereI know of, but it was in my best interest to not be a part of his life. Follow suit, And you have someone to raise him for you. No harm, no foul.

>>723446237

Not 100%. There are plenty of instances in which some semen drips into the vag, and bingo. I suppose you could do what a lot of Jap porn does and place a bandage over the vag beforehand.

>>723445989
Nah, I don't accept your figures in general, but no matter the source, figures like that are always "the average couple over an average year of average use".
Pull-out is more effective than just about anything if practiced perfectly. Don't give me that pre-cum bullshit, it only applies if you drop a load and then get it on again. Leftover semen in the urethra.

>>723446341

Meh. I fimd that if you're going to speak with a fifteen-year-old, you have to speak in terms they'll more viscerally appreciate.

>>723446390

Men are increasingly getting DNA tests done on their kids. It's less than £100 to get one done in the UK now. As much as I love and trust my wife, when we have a kid I'll definitely be discretely testing it... just in case. It's a realistic risk OP (and others like him) have to contend with thes days

>>723446448
>There are plenty of instances in which some semen drips into the vag
Then that wouldn't be pulling out, now would it?

>>723446546
On this side of the pond, I hear the name on the birth cert matters more financially than the DNA test.

>>723446525
Stop it. It's cringy as fuck.

Just go on and don't sink to his level.

If you are who you say you are, you're laughing all the way to the bank with a bitch. You don't need to address him with the cringe fest

You both whores,she dont love you as she dont live her husband.If she s incapablemof making a choice in her life its cause she dont love anyone of you,she just like to be fucked by two mans cause its so 2017 postmodern girly.And you are a faggot as well incapable of making choise in your life and face your faith.Im just worries for this poor kid,what a bad thing to be raised by one cucks and his cheating whore,probably gonna become a cuck too. So yeah,hood night,i have to go fuck my faithfull woman.

>>723446235
>>723446245
why not just remove the balls too? they are useless now arent they? i mean what purpose do they serve you?

your not a man haha punk ass bitch

>>723446559

It is a long shot, but the precum can mix with lube or spit or whatever other juices are in her ass, then drip (or get wiped) from there into her vag.

And pulling out is always risky. One thrust more than you thought, and sploot.

>>723446647

Fair enough.

>>723440046
What a surprise.
The pussies take the nearest exit.

>>723446688
>i mean what purpose do they serve you?
Producing testosterone, filling out his swim trunks, making him not a eunuch, and slapping on his girl's butthole, I would imagine.

>>723446771
That's why you have to be a pro about it. Pull out in time, every time. And no back to back sex without a good long piss in between.

>>723439384
i think shes trying to tell you shes preggers. Dump her now!

Do not trust white women for shit.

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Now you're technically having a threesome, GREAT job anon!

God Speed -)

>>723440072
You can sense another dude who has two kids ....

>>723446688

Okay, assuming you really are this stupid:

Testicles still produce testosterone and other sex hormones. The vas, the tube that conveys he sperm also produced there out of the balls is removed, after which the sperm produced have nowhere to go. They are produced, they die amd are reabsorbed into the body.

A vasectomy does not affect the libido or ability to get it up or fuck in any way. The only change is a 1% reduction on semen volume, which no one can possibly notice.

Now go be twelve somewhere else.

its her husbands anon chill brah she justs wants that child support

>>723446635

I am no expert . But from what I have read that only applies if the guy has been raising the kid . I'll be getting the DNA test done asap. Don't really think a court is going to impose a financial obligation on a guy who found out the kid wasn't his after a few weeks (the first opportunity) But eh it's a fucked up world we're living in maybe they would

There have been recorded cases where people blow their load in a hankie and then their sister finds the hankie and thinks its hers when you're just not looking and she blows her nose with it and it drips from her nose to her mouth and afterwards she gives herself oral and gets some into her vag so it's not really 100% safe guys.

>>723446489
They aren't my figures.

>"the average couple over an average year of average use"
I really don't understand why you harp on this so much. You're having sex throughout the year right? It doesn't matter if you're in a relationship or not. Couples are simply easier to study.

>if practiced perfectly
This is the problem. The vast majority of couples do not practice it properly, hence the difference in pregnancy rates.

Make sense?

Chris Buick here.

My advice is use a stainless steel bat...

>>723446932

Luckily, it isn't something I've had to think about for fourteen years. I just pull out sometimes when my wife's tits, ass, or face look better to come on.

>>723447051
Bet you can taste the difference

>>723446546

You're not married or else you'd know there's absolutely no way to "discreetly" get a pregnancy test done lol.

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Here's some real advice.

Cum clean. (Hah)

No, seriously, tell your wife. You loved her at some point, you need to grow a pair and fess up. Whatever happens, happens. You need to live an honest life, my boinky friendo.

>>723440264
What advice can we give you?

You know everything already.

You know it's ok to cheat on your wife.

Ok to sleep with another man's woman.

Ok to be a sneaky lying piece of shit who fucks married women behind your wife's back.

See you are so smart. All questions in life have been answered.

Either she is pregnant by you and you are about to fuck your life up reallty bad. Paying child support or getting divorced.

Or she is a manipulative bitch who isn't pregnant at all.

Either way you pay.


Or you are a simple lonely person posting someone elses pics for attention.

Any of the possible outcomes you are the loser.

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>>723439384
Lol i just reverse google searched this image and found this. look familiar?

>>723447190

Funny that's the first thing you'd think about.

Call her in as an illegal immigrant.

Move to Albequarky and become a Faggot who only fucks traps.nHope they build that soon -)

>>723447204
pregnancy test =/= dna test

>>723447204

No, fag. I said a discrete DNA test done on the kid after it is born. When it's born it's easy. Swab inside the cheek when you (as the supposed father) have some alone time with the kid. Send off sample. Hear back in weeks. There are companies providing that service now for a low price. There's no reason for a man to raise another mans child in this day and age.

>>723447051
>The only change is a 1% reduction on semen volume, which no one can possibly notice.
oh ya but also you cant get a bitch pregnant ergo your not a man

woops was not supposed to point that out?

>>723447077
>I'll be getting the DNA test done asap
Hope it's admissible without her consent.

>>723447355
Holy shit....... dubs dont lie guys he just photoshopped that shit or somthing.

Extort her for money by telling her you'll tell her husband, and you've already told your wife. +(

>>723447432
Ok fag well then you'd know you also have to have the mother swab inside her cheek.

You fucking virgin liar.

The test requires DNA from BOTH parents and the child.

>>723447355
This whole thread is a lie..... good one op

>>723447473

Luckily in the UK it still is. lol at those (literally) cuck states / countries where a court won't (for whatever reason) recognise a DNA test

>>723447131
I only meant that the way they do those studies is a survey of couples over a year of regular sex using the method in question. Average means that some were probably unfaithful, some skipped pills, some didn't pull out perfectly, etc. It has nothing to do with committment.
You just agreed with me. Perfect vs Average
Make sense? :)

>>723447173
Luckily indeed! Cheers man.

>>723447609

And you think that's hard to do?

>>723447204
Try reading before replying, anon.

>>723447452

Okay. You got me. The measure of a man is the ability to reproduce, just like an ant, a snail, and an intestinal parasite.

This guy must be your personal hero of manhood.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3011407/Winfreys-network-series-dad-34-children.html

>>723447355
IS NO ONE ELSE NOTICING THIS BULLSHIT GUYSSS CMON ITS ALL A FARSE.

>>723447737

Right back at you, mate.

>>723447851
You're destroying my fantasy anonbro -)

>>723447609

You don't need the mothers DNA you fucking faggot.

>>723447675
I'm not agreeing with you because you said pullout method is the most effective when it isn't.

The caveat is whether or not you can practice it perfectly which most people can't, as has been shown by multiple studies.

Numbers don't lie friendo.

>>723447745
Hey honey can you stick this swab in your mouth and rub it around for 30 seconds? Thanks.

Oh no don't throw it away, I need it back.

Totally not suspicious at all.

>>723447609
>The test requires DNA from BOTH parents and the child.
Except it doesn't.

>>723444145
You stink of desperation to validate your vacant life. Two kids and I wouldn't have planned either. Amazing.

OP really digs this bitch and she isn't running to the PP? Have that little boy/girl and see the result of your passionate genetics.

>>723448017

See >>723447911

You don't need the mothers DNA. Go back to Biology 101

>>723448062
I am trying to parse this and can't.

>>723447917
>>723448108

>Children receive half of their DNA from their mother and half of their DNA from their father. By comparing the mother's DNA and child's DNA we can tell which parts of the child's DNA came from the mother, because they match exactly. This lets us know that the remaining part of the child's DNA came from the biological father---so we know what to compare to the tested man. But without mom, we cannot eliminate part of the child's DNA. So even if the tested man is matching part of the child's DNA, we don't know if he is matching parts that came from the biological father, or from the mother. Without the mother, there is a greater chance that even if the DNA tested man is matching the child's DNA the matches could be random and the man might not really be the child's biological father.
http://www.ptclabs.com/faq

you guys are all fucking idiotd, the snaps were on her story, these arent snaps being sent to someone you bunch of dips

>>723442998
Newfag detected

>>723448268

>>723447911

>>723448017
I said that it's most effective when practice perfectly. Because it is.
The reason IUDs are recommended so widely these days is because pills aren't taken perfectly. It has nothing to do with the ABSOLUTE effectiveness rate.
I am not disagreeing with you about the RELATIVE effectiveness.

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>>723439384
The ononly solution is to suck black cocks

>>723439384
tell her to eat lots and lots of papayas to abort the baby naturally

>>723439384

I think the only responsible thing to do here is to start banging a 3rd woman. When shit gets too hot, roody poo your way out of all of it.

>>723441372
and yall will learn nothing from this, keep fucking and wind up in similar situations.

>>723442409
it's the first thing my gf does when she wakes up, so they're not all like that

>>723442026
Dude, I'm 29 and fucked an 18 year old that I felt addicted to. She was the hottest girl I've ever fucked, and we had amazing sex and even got along pretty well. I think what made it so hot was that she broke up with her boyfriend to be with me.

Right now you might still be in the honeymoon phase, and it's probably hot feeling like you're doing something you shouldn't be doing and acting on your sexual desires. I understand the feeling very well. You're feeling young and attractive again, and it's totally natural.

Only thing I can say about it is if you hide it, you will either always be hiding it, or delaying the consequences. If you come out and say what you've been doing, you have to deal with the consequences up front. Just depends on what kind of life you want to live. I don't know what I would do in this situation, either.

Hope you figure it out, though. She looks like she's pretty hot, so good job.

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>>723446376
who records shit like this?