Whats the best advice you've ever gotten on girls? it could

>>723429834
you never know when you may have to use an atomic leg drop so be ready ~~my father

>>723429834
can't trust them, bitches will take you for a ride then have you paying for 18+ years.

>>723429834
Do what makes you happy.

That's it.

>>723429834

they're not that much different from men. unless they're crazy.

fuck bitches, get money

>>723430261
They're all crazy.

>>723429834
the best way to lose a girl is to let you know you like her.

Be confident and don't catch feeling faggot

>>723430381
Don't let her know you like her first. Ever. Unless you're sure, then let her know as fast as possible and tell her you liked her from the second you saw her.

>>723430460
this tbh, always this. remember this and apply this until you're 30

>>723429834
Never put your dick in crazy

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Be funny. It will get you someone who likes your humor

>>723430528
nope. never let her know. ever. keep her on her toes. make her feel like she could lose you at any moment. that's the key to a long lasting relationship in the 21st century.

>>723429834

(1/2) This thread has potential, so I'll partake.

Some of the best advice I've gotten comes from someone who I literally cannot remember. They stated that women love the three "C"s. Compliments, communication, and cunnilingus. Not sure how good of advice that is, but if you really, really go hard on flattering a woman, they do seem to respond. Mainly because they've been taught/programmed/brainwashed since an extremely early age that they are princesses -- and that their hero will be dopily head-over-heels for them. Also, in a sense, it makes perfect sense that you should choose someone who really, really likes you, rather than someone who really, really dislikes you. Meaning: If someone literally doesn't like you -- you will literally NEVER be in a relationship with them. I'm not talking about pretending to dislike someone to be with someone, I'm just talking about logic.

>>723430777
Checked

the less you give a shit, the more they'll want you.
be confident and don't put pussy on a pedestal

>>723430777
trips is truth

>>723429834
Be an asshole. There are two "styles" that are supernaturally effective for making a connection with people.
With men: talk about what they like to talk about and really listen to them. Dale Carnegie disseminated that one
With women: act like an asshole. The hotter the woman, the higher her threshold for withstanding and enjoying asshole behavior. Tone it down when you're around a girl who has lower self-esteem though

>>723429834

(2/2) Next, some advice from me. Convince women you love them. If you really want a girl, you may very well "love" her anyway -- but whether or not you're in it for a short-term fling or a long-term romance: Convince them that they're EVERYTHING you've ever wanted. They are goddesses, they are perfect in your eyes, et cetera. This tactic has worked very well for me (not very attractive or successful in a financial sense) -- and I've gotten women way out of my league many times before. I always end up fucking it up or becoming bored, but the love/fascination method has worked wonders for me.

Three, the typical "treat them badly" method. All the player bullshit, red-pill bullshit aside -- Women literally are programmed to be attracted to alpha males and their behavior. So, if you AREN'T an alpha male -- you can sometimes pass as having their qualities by being a playful/rude/condescending asshole. Women are attracted to that for many reasons other than simply liking alpha males. One reason is, it immediately shows them that you won't become clingy, stalker-like, or a possible ACTUAL danger to them. Women like when a guy acts DIFFERENTLY than the (many) other guys who try the very beginner phase of romance (typically being very, very nice, buying flowers, et cetera). I know this is counter to my "love them deeply" technique, but honestly it's different for each situation and each woman. If you DO try both, always try the "love" tactic first, because then your last ditch effort of being an asshole can sometimes reel them back in because they may question their original judgement of you as being a nice guy. If you're an asshole first and they reject you, it'll be amazing if you can somehow come back as a "lover."

Don't take any advice from girl about other girls. You will hear what they would like to hear but not what will eventually work.

Get a prenup and if possible get her to sign a contract saying she'll abort any child put in her

>>723430880
This this this this this this this this. Everything else in the thread is irrelevant because everything else was all beta nonsense.

>always remember women want sex just as much as men
>confidence but not fake. Just ask like you would around your dog
>fuck their opinions they're a dime a dozen. Don't be shook if someone says no. Don't mope, move the fuck on. Plenty of bitties in the sea
>redheads are legit crazy. Good in sack tho.

>>723429834
Women are like busses. You get on one and enjoy they ride for a while. see some good things and have a nice time. When the ride gets bumpy get off the bus and wait for another one. Because there is always another one coming.

>>723429834
taking care of the first impression a girl you're interested in has of you is important, but never repress who you are with her because that doesn't work in the long run

lotta virgins posting itt

Just treat them like anyone else, there's no secret. If you believe there is or follow any stupid rules it will be obvious as fuck. Just treat them like any dude.

>>723431221
this

>>723430808
As far as that advice goes, it sounds like a different set of "C"s. Cuck, cuck and cuck. Going head over heels for them and playing the hero will get you walked all over in no time flat, and she will grow to hate and disrespect you in ways you can't imagine. Women are like dogs and children, they NEED to have structure. They might outwardly fight back against it but inside they crave the kind of discipline only a strong and competent man can give them. Of course, if you're a beta this will never work so you might as well orbit her with compliments but in that case, you're probably better off alone. Have some self respect, bro.

>>723429834
son, they ain't called bitches for nuthin'
- anon's dad

>>723432013
thanks, femanon, but you wouldn't ask a deer how to hunt

>>723430808
Most girls I've met prefer getting fucked to getting off via oral.

is my IP range still banned? I'm tethering my GoPhone.

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Talk to them normally, they're people like you and me. Anything you have ever thought about there is a chance said girl has probably thought about too (when it comes to mainstream topics or common topics). Worried about cheating girls? Fuck that thought out of your head, that is something you can't see coming so don't worry about it or you'll mentally fuck yourself over. My father had told me to just buckle up and enjoy the ride as best as possible cause you just simply can't control girls to your will (not yet at least or unless they're dom/sum fetishers)

>>723431408
Fucking this man, I wish someone would have told me this earlier.

>>723430777
trips have spoken, may the truth be heard yall faggots

>>723429834
never leave a woman in charge of anything

>>723432372
I guess not. The best advice I've ever gotten is that texts and messages on social media or emails are ONLY for meeting up. you write something like "I'm going to [wherever] later if you want to meet me there, I'll buy you lunch afterward.' or somethinbg like that. For example "I'm going to walk at the park around 10am if you want to meet me there, I'll but you lunch at Panera bread afterward." and then say nothing else. or "I'm going shopping and Target later if you want to meet me there and I'll buy you dinner afterwars." bitches love Target.

>>723432215
underated post

>>723432095

A long-lasting, sustainable relationship can be had with the three "C"s I mentioned. I know because I've achieved it several times. You are right about what you said, but it is always situational. Some women literally want a nonthreatening guy. Some women are completely turned off by a nonthreatening guy. It's generally the truth that women want a "man." Not a boy, not a girl, not a wimp, but a "man." That definition may vary in the world of liberalism, but a man is someone who can fight, earn money, and won't let a woman walk all over him. You are very right. Hence, my other options I listed...

>>723430381
>let you know you like her
Better yet, being this retarded.

>>723432758
i like this

It's just a numbers game for every 9 that wont fuck you. Theirs 1 that will.

>>723429834
can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em

>>723433053
anon, you have to be 18 to post here.

>>723432758
Also dont be afraid to call them 'Hot stuff' or 'sexy'. "Hey hot stuff! I'm going bowling this evening if you want to meet me there. I'm buying and will buy the beers too!" or "Hey sexy! I'm going to the mall to look at a new jacket if you want to come with. I could use a woman opinion anyway. I'll buy you lunch there afterwards."

>>723429834
Advice? What the fuck are you some underage virgin or something?

>>723433320
Too bad you don't have to know English.

>>723429834
dont get it from /b/

>>723433592
yea too bad. you sure got me.

>>723429834
none
no good advice
none of its ever worked

>>723433332
The point being, you're alreadyn planning on doing something and are inviting her along, instaead of not doing anything at all if she doesn't want to go with you.

>>723429834
Give them gummy bears during their period trust me they'll love you.

>>723429834
smile, look em in the eye and work out, that's all that really works

Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes.

>>723429834
there's no point in using a condom if you're gonna cum outside

>>723430880
Hol' up.

If the girl thinks you dont give two fucks about her, why would she try to get you?

>>723429834

(3/2) Last piece of advice. This is kind of a total theory/gameplan I've used very successfully. Almost too successfully.

Talk to as many women as possible, with NO real set "gameplan" whatsoever. Get numbers, get contact information, get e-mails, get skypes, get instagrams, just churn. It really is a numbers game. I haven't crunched the data, but a quick math tells me that out of every 4,000 women I've met, I've gotten sex from at least two. Out of that 4,000, most are literally just passers-by, not actual conversations whatsoever.

My point is: There are too many variables to pretend like a system can work on a specific woman. No matter how perfect she may be, she could already have a guy that is literally better than you; thus, she would never do anything with you. There are some moderate/normal-looking girls out there who not only can please you in ways you never thought possible, but who can actually end up becoming better-looking than you could have imagined if you simply stick with them long enough. (This has happened to me and she ended up leaving me because I was a jerk while I was the "better" one.)

Just keep going and going until you find a hot, insecure girl who loves you because you somehow work for her or you find a "normal"-looking girl who actually satisfies you on a deeper level (and a sexual level, because she isn't a prude or she'll do things you actually want, like oral). Just keep going and going until you build a network of women you can pick from. I'm not saying cheat or be a player, just have more options rather than zero options. Trust me... it works.

Don't take advice from /b/

~/b/

>>723434838
stds?

>>723434875

She won't, unless you're actually somehow in her "range." Meaning, you actually look somewhat decent and you're in her age-range. Then she may actually be curious as to why you're not like the "other" guys who always want her so badly. So, she'll actually show you attention, to try to gain attention.

>>723434838

Fucking a woman and NOT shooting your full load into her pussy is NOT a foolproof way of not getting her pregnant. Precum can get a woman pregnant.

>>723434875

Because you don't give two fucks.

That is, you obviously cannot be a full autist. Do stuff like shoot a quick glance in her direction sometime, accidentally brush against her on your way out of class or whatever, but don't overdo it. Acknowledge the fact that she exists, but barely.

>>723430460
agreed

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You are always in shit, It's just the Depth that varies.

>>723429834
If you like a girl and want a shot with her, act like the opposite is true around her. Yes, it sounds completely retarded (and it absolutely is) but I wish I would have realized it sooner.

Most all of them are just basically overgrown children. Never take anything they say seriously. They dont know what they want. They might think they do. But they dont

>>723429834
1 piece of info bro

They will never think for themselves, they always see themselves in 3rd person constantly judging themselves to compete with other bitch(only they are allowed to judge themselves LOL) every girl in society is constantly projecting

This world is made to make real autists, social masters and "autists" disconnected

Everywhere i go im always identified as true man, because I disregard their emotional atratchments to things i know you dont have to feel that way but these woman wonder. This is how low and retarded this world is.

>>723433397
No, just an over-age one....

>>723435926
you sound a bit acoustic

>>723436140
Hahaha acoustic

If you don't wear condoms there is always a chance you could become a dad

>>723436584
-dad

>>723429995
Kek. I see wut u did thar

>>723430348
But. How?

Remember the Dennis system. Works all the time.

>>723429834
Never love a woman that doesn't love you more than you love her

>>723429834
Jerk off...jerk off before you make any decision regarding woman and youll see the clarity it brings.

>>723438482
The trutru

when I was a young anon my grandmother offered me priceless advice that she had gained over her many decades of life on this planet. I rememember like it was yesterday. I was in first grade and she asked me if I had a girlfriend. I am sure it was just a test to make sure that I wasnt a fag. I told her that I did even though a girlfriend at that age just meant that you sat by a girl at lunch instead of your buddies. When I told her that I did have a girlfriend, she smiled and told me, and I quote, "If you ever hit a woman and she stays or comes back, then she is yours forever"
>meemaw was right as usual

>>723432386
Betamax dad.

>>723429834
My gf has 20+ close friends. Most are hot, like one or two are under 9/10. All live in LA NY or SF so these are actual hot women. No lies here, scouts honor. My point is I spend a lot of time around hot single women, I'd love to fuck all of them many times.
All of them worry about what guys think of them. All of them seem desperate most of the time. All of them feel lonely and want to find a man. Most of them lack confidence.
Do with this info what you want. It's the truth.

>>723429834
JUST BE YOURSELF

"If a girl breaks your heart, bang ten other girls then see if you still feel sad."

never miss innie

>>723439068
thats true. Tv, movies, fashion models, and porn have made even the hottest of civilian chicks extremely self conscious. They find flaws in themselves that our male asses dont even notice. Dont get me wrong, a 10/10 knows that she is the shit. 9/10 and less have serious esteem problems
>I have gotten laid more by telling an average looking girl with a great body that she is "pretty" more than any other trick in the bag. You tell a girl that she is pretty and she will drool from both sets of lips. Not hot. Not fine. Not sexy. PRETTY. Shit works every time. Try it

>>723429921
wotm8? my pops told me same thing

>>723430777
dam...

>>723429834
Same as the best advice I've gotten for life. Just don't care. Whatever happens happens, and all you can control is what you put your efforts into and your reactions to life happening around you. Other than that, everything is out of your control.

>>723430460
>>723430543
this

>>723430755
nah, I'm good

>>723429834
Depends on what you're looking for. Is your just trying to fuck, then don't care about their feelings.

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>>723429834
Someone told me when I was teen, "females just want to be heard, understood, know that you're there to listen".

>1997-2000 fucked married women older than me
>2001 girl begged to give me head
>2003 Had 3 girlfriends at once
>2004-2005 side chick
>2014-2016 fucked a divorcee
>2016 fucked a gorgeous neighbor
>2016 had it on with a total stranger
>2017 fucked a happily married local politician
>2017 blowjob from married stranger

>>723440256
>Someone told me when I was teen, "females just want to be heard, understood, know that you're there to listen".

Fuck you, Brad Pitt, your advice is useless to us.

>>723438482
1000% this.

>>723432095
>As far as that advice goes, it sounds like a different set of "C"s. Cuck, cuck and cuck.
kek

>>723440404
Why Brad Pitt? And why useless?

It's gold... take it, it's yours.

I'm 35, BELIEVE me what I'm talking about. You don't have to really listen to them, or give a fuck. Just, pretend, do follow ups, and have a good memory (this, believe me).

>>723429834
don't marry the most beautiful girl or one you like even a shred more than she like you. marry the one who isn't the prettiest. marry the one who will be obsessed about you. more trust. more loyalty. better in the long run.

>>723433027
>You are right about what you said, but it is always situational.
So much of this

>>723435050
this kinda makes sense

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>>723429834
>Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
I should have listened when my best friend at the time said it.

>>723432402
kek

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you don't seduce them. ever. they start giving you opening when they like you. which means:
1. be yourself and chill
2. assume girls don't "see you that way" and you'll never be friendzoned
3. learn the tells of a girl flirting with you, eye contact (there IS a "look" when they look at you), body language, the way they might imply they want to hang out

when I learned those things I started having girlfriends

>>723429834
this isnt the girl i wana fuck

its the girl i wana be

>>723438482
Even more so if you are considering getting a prostitute. Just jerk off. Your orgasm will probably be better and it wont cost you anything. If you really gotta fuck something get a fleshlight and wedge it between some furniture. Its amazing how close it is to pounding a real hole. It also doesn't bitch, have emotions, or cost any money after the initial purchase

>>723441277
an ex once told me "it's pretty tough to fuck it up when the girl already decided she likes you"

but yeah, mostly just don't expect to flirt until they give you that opening

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Treat them like you would any other person, most men act so different when talking to or around women. Just being genuine about personal interests and having good conversation is a good initiation.
Women don't like just being prayed on, you're just another guy doing it. Provide good conversation, ask to lunch and maybe some drinks. If you've ever interacted with quality women, they're rather forward about what they'd like. Instead of whining you put in some effort.
Women are also drawn to success, so being an average /b/tard probably doesn't help ya.

>>723431665
dam...

>>723431834
/thread

>>723432287
B U R N

>>723432215
toplmao

>>723441383
Your orgasm will not be better it will be exponentially less enjoyable. It will just prolong the amount of time you can fuck before you drop that sneeze load on her inner thigh because it couldnt even reach her belly
>get a fleshlight and wedge it between some furniture. Its amazing how close it is to pounding a real hole

Nevermind. virgin detected

>>723435016
this

>>723431408
Actually, They do not understand themselves...

Repeat any compliment they give you back to them, no matter what. If they ask you a question ask them the question back (not word for word you dingus)

It's not rape if she's not concious

This most likely, didnt believe it till i got older

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNNnxO5QRlE&list=PL93g4-d6dG4ddk-5baX-cfb5gKlVaI8In

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>>723439946
>If your just trying to fuck

Women that just want to fuck don't want to fuck a guy that's going to follow her around like a lost puppy afterwards.

I have three rules.

1. If you want her, she isn't your friend.
2. Just because she won't fuck you now doesn't mean she won't later. 2b. If you're a turd you can make that a never.
3. You get three chances to let her know you're 'interested' in whatever. After that, her ball.

Rememberer a forth. Creep is someone that wants something other than what they say they want. Don't be a creep. Don't be a bore but don't be a creepy milquetoast either.

>>723441698
You got me. I've definitely never stuck my penis in anyone before. I guess I can't post on this mongolian horse insemination forum anymore

>I treat them like I do guys
>with indifference if they are uninteresting dipshits
>with camaraderie if they are interesting or useful
>can mostly pick which lady I want
My problem is how to get rid of the ones that have lost their usefulness... I have stalkers.
NOTHING is as fucked as a stalker vs stalker fight, that shit is messed up.
Also,
1. never let them know where you live
2. rental cars can save your life
3. watch out for mentally ill role play. when in the middle of doing it she says, "I have dick, my dick feels good, does your pussy like my dick?" I was so drunk and freaked out I had to look down to be sure we were doing what I thought we were doing.

>>723441698
lol

>>723438287
It means to not worry about women, and keep your money, instead of wasting it on them. Not to have sex with women and then receive money.

>>723442139
you advocate sticking your dick in a fleshlight that is stuck in furniture. Im not quite sure that our definitions of "anyone" are the same.

>>723430777
You must have dated some shitty people. Every girl I've known to be fucking around on their boyfriend said they didn't feel wanted by him.

If you can keep your head when all the bitches on their period
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all scheming sluts doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait for dat ass and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about and accused of rape, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

- Mr. Kipling

>>723430348
Get bitches, fuck money

>>723429834
Don't go to 4chan for advice on girls.

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>>723443060

If she likes you, she'll make it easy. Doesn't only apply to sex either.

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>>723442937

>>723429834
be confident

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>>723434946
>Just keep going and going until you build a network of women you can pick from. I'm not saying cheat or be a player, just have more options rather than zero options. Trust me... it works.

>>723440626
>and have a good memory

Shh... that some 4D Chess, top secret advice.

IT always works for me too. I meet a chick and then a week or even month later, when I run into her again by chance; I bring up some fact she told me about herself...

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>don't rumble trough the trash, new interests are better than trying to re-kindle old flames
>don't give her your commitment
>have a few girls in rotation
>have replacements ready
>enjoy a drama free life while still getting sex and intimacy without being pussywhipped, and laugh at all the hoops your friends have to jump trough with their controlling gf's

>>723442789
Its so that you can use it hands free obviously

>>723430808
You cant apply logic to women

>>723429834
This is the best advice I have gotten and can give you.
If you were a girl would you date yourself? Why? And why not?
Answering this question will also make you realize why you only attract certain type of people.

>>723444991
you can if you look at their actions, not if you listen to their words lol

>>723432095
>the kind of discipline only a strong and competent man can give them
Please elaborate

Give some examples as to what this actually means.

>>723429834
idk what to say in this thread but the OP chick has the right stuff. i wonder what her butt looks like.

>>723445149
Treat your girls like you would your daughter, not your mother. Be a leader, be assertive. be in control, laugh it off if she has a tantrum. Have a been there done that kind of vibe. Also fuck them rough like a beast, scratch them up, smack them around a little. Bitches love it.

>>723430380
Most of them are crazy. Some a little crazy, some a great big pile of crazy. Find one who's less crazy and likes sex. It takes about two months for the craziness to reveal itself with some of them. They're good at hiding it. But it'll come out in the end. Dump at the first sign of mental illness and go find a more stable one. You'll be happier with dealing with that shit, even if she's beautiful one the outside she can be rotten inside.
Slightly chubby is a good sign.

I know its hard to believe but just be yourself.

Spending time with bitchs also helps

>>723444909
kek. well that changes everything. beta gonna beta

There's an old song that says, "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."

This is literally the best girl advice ever given in song or otherwise.

>>723434875
To prove her worth

>>723445047
That's fucking retarded, and whoever gave you that advice was a sissy faggot like you

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>>723429834
they are unpredictable ....

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To be honest. I got lucky, had a non malignant tumor on my pituitary gland and it kept my hormones pumping until i was 23, which made fucking everything grow. I'm 6'11 pretty built and got a 30 cm cock. So getting girls was easy. Just try and be yourself but just less edgy.

Don't beat them with a stick thicker than your thumb. It's a rule.

forgiveness is easier to get than permission

>>723445429
>It takes about two months for the craziness to reveal itself with some of them
Talk to more married men kek, they can hide it for years on end. They usually switch once they have you by the balls, when you're married, have a house, kids, or even if you live together.

>>723429834
Some piece of advice that will get lost in the sea of comments:

Most of the time when they complain they just want you to listen not try to solve the problem.

>>723445773
No they're not. Learn to trust your gut feeling. Most communication is non-verbal, don't listen to words.

and read the 40 laws of power

>>723443060
/thread

>>723445811
kek. cant doubt dubs

>>723429834
Stay away from the white ones

>>723429834

If you need advice on girls you actually need advice on yourself and how you interact with people.

I learned the way of the pick-up artist, sick of being a foreveralone virginfag, and boom. Ladies no longer a problem. Fun times to be had.

Best advice tho?

Don't go around trying to get all the pussy you can. Find one girl you really love and put your energy into her. Fall in love. It's safer and more fun.

Fuck around with a bunch of girls and you'll just ruin your life and feel empty.

Find one. Be loyal. There is no meaning in this life except what you make of it.

The Game by Neil Strauss. Extremely weaponizable material. Careful not to fuck up your life.

I don't really have any advice, but I've been with this bitch for a few years and she was clearly losing interest, then she fucking snapped right back to attention when I told her that I was getting tired of her apathetic treatment of the relationship and I was considering terminating it. Now she's like a fucking lap dog. And this wasn't some red pill shit, I literally just told her how I feel and now she's all over me.

I guess what I should draw from this is that maybe they're more attracted to you when they're afraid of losing you? I really have no idea. They're a complete fucking mystery to me.

>>723429834
"There are lots of girls out there which are just interested in the size of your wallet rather than your personality, but one day you'll meet a gorgeous girl who really cares for you. You'll know about it"

>>723438346
this. Still can't believe we are not, as humanity, throwing awards left and right and centre of the show just for blessing us with dennis system. changed my life, i'll tell you that much

>>723429834
I've heard this from a newfoundlander I know "If it tastes like chicken, keep on licking, if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out"

>>723446056
men will never understand women. women understand women and have you ever met a woman that didnt hate every woman that they met with the exception of their lifelong childhood friends?

>>723429834
Best advice I ever got? Take some work in Europe.

I would choose average European women over the hottest Americans all day long. Be yourself, no act? Cool! No need to play a game, run around on romantic bullshit chores, whatever. Want to have a discussion about a problem you have with her that doesn't become some convoluted-ass bitch-back festival of bullshit? Good! Don't want to get married? You're 20 years older? Don't want to meet her kid(s) (if applicable), much less her stupid ex? Fine, she'll only meet you when the baggage is neatly tucked away.

After about 6 months, you might have to start taking a deeper interest, or you can simply call it off. Most of them will be fine with it, and many of them will keep you around for FWB shit while they hunt longer-term shit, too. Sexual liberation seems to have a lot less to do with being an entitled, spoiled little slut and more with not confusing sex and lust with love over here. I have lived in 7 countries so far and getting some ass is about the easiest thing one can do. There are shades of difference, but the general environment is not as retarded as in the USA.

US issues and the average Euro woman's take: Body-shaming? Well, she is a fat-ass and she does not care for her health. Slut-shaming? Well, she fucks guys who know each other then expects to be treated like a queen. Work/money/etc.? They live in countries where they basically can make enough without overtime, and they like spending their own money, too. I am amazed at how many Euro GFs have bought me clothes, watches and shoes. You are not just a breathing wallet paying for their pussies on some kind of spend-o-meter.

However, I do know that this has completely wrecked me for US women. I give no fucks and I call all bullshit. One bullshit incident and the whore goes out the door. Go to Europe, young man!

Only ask nicely once. If they say no, take what you want by force.

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>>723429834
My elderly father gave me the best advice on girls;
"Grab them by the pussy Anon, just grab them by the pussy!"

Anyhoo, I get one hours computer time here in the Pen, I like it here, for a joke some of the other guys try to grab me by the pussy! They're silly I'm a man I don't have a pussy, but they still don't quit, I'm sure eventually they'll get bored of this particular joke.

>>723446228
now with rpg's

Do not engage in shouting hasty arguments, regardless if she's screaming. Take a minute to formulate your response, respond in calm normal voice. If she's not insane, she'll feel like kinda a dick afterwards for losing it, regardless of who was right.

can't wait to suck some black Cocks today

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>>723446361
Ask?
Ask nicely?
What are you queer?
Behave like a man just this once Anon.

>>723446258
Pussy never tastes like chicken dude

>>723446419
Dad, what are you doing on here?

>>723446332
As a woman, not even I understand women sometimes. There are different kinds, the sluts which I can't comprehend how stupid they are so I don't mix with them and then there's me, more timid and just trying to do my work.

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> #1
They need a random amount of minimum attention each day, and if you're the bf then it's expected that it comes from you.

> #2
If everything seems stable between you and her, then find out what the fuck is wrong right now before it's too late and she dumps your ass.

> #3
Despite all their flaws and stupid shit, they are, at some level, only people. If you want something from or with a girl, just ask her naturally without making it weird or creepy.

> #4
No, you actually don't want or need that one chick you just lost. Your hormones makes you think that. Fuck your hormones and get a hold of yourself you pathetic crying bitch.

> #5
You will never understand what goes on in her head. Just like science, no matter how far you think you've come, there's always another huge gap of WTF ahead.

>>723446034
beta as fuck

>>723445685
You are a boy and there is nothing special about you. No one cares about you

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>>723446258
Here's some advice Anon;
Just because the wisdom is in rhyme, doesn't mean you have to believe it every time.

>>723446591
it does if she's black. chicken dipped in cocoa butter to be exact. unless she is ghetto then the ammonia smell backs you outta the room before you taste it
>true story. i have a black friend which means black girls see me with him and see that as their chance to land a white boy. forget these bbc threads. black girls lose their shit when they find out a white guy wants to fuck them. thats not even trolling. its fact

>>723446920
If one must rhyme their words of wit;
most every time, they're full of shit.

No matter what anyone says, your physical appearance is the single largest factor in who you can and can not fuck.

>>723445948
Underrated advice

I also found that shutting the fuck up and letting her rant about something makes her happier. Women like to talk about problems instead of solving them. It hurts to be a man in this situation, but at least she makes up for it by letting you cum.

>>723446343
You're right anon, thanks for noticing. I'm a woman from Europe myself living in Poland which is poorer than most. I've had a taste of what poverty is like so I know I don't deserve dollars being thrown at me for basically nothing, money is earnt. However I believe that with splitting money for dates on what not me and my boyfriend should be equal, one time I pay for the date and travel costs and one time he does. It's a good life and many other Polish women will also be very loyal to men they like.
>>723447007
I'm not interested in black guys or girls anon. I have a black friend but that's about it.

>>723429834
"Pussy is pussy"

>>723446343
I've been to Europe once but I know a lot of European exchange students from college and this is the EXACT vibe I get from European women.

Chicks in the US are:
a) fat
b) needy - you need to entertain them and spend money on them
c) act like 15 year old girls most of the time

>>723447117
you are absolutely right. looks get you in the door. unless you are 10/10 you gotta have some game to seal the deal tho

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No matter how great she is*** there's always better

>>723447166
checked. and polish women are a huge percentage of the big natural tits models i see online. you got big naturals. femanon?

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>>723446370
Pussy grabbing works well if you're already making out.

And by then, if she doesn't like that much touchy feely, she'll just move your hand away and proceed to keep on making out.

Pussy grabbing is a legit technique... but a little more advanced for the average /b/ tard.

>>723447339
Unless she's the one...
then learn how to cheat but don't get caught

You will feel like shit, but it's the lesser of the evils

>>723447343
No

>>723429834
She's never yours to keep, it's only your turn. Always be willing to walk away.

White women are untrustworthy

>>723447436
>The one
>The current year
get a grip

>>723447117
This is fuckin retarded. Grow up emo bitch.

>>723447450
damn shame. you are an insult to your culture
>granted you could have a fantastic small c and still answer no when compared to those freaks of nature

>>723446370
being anti-Trump will never be cool

>>723447548
This is an ugly guy who wants to blame his problems on something other than his appearance. That's why he get so emotional when someone points out the obvious.

>>723445411
I feel as though that varies on the women. To classify women as the same type of woman will only get you a 50/50 succession rate relationship wise. Some women like to be dominated and others like to dominate. I agree with you to some extent though. As far as women who give the outward impression that they are independent--those women tend to be the women who want to be dominated. Vice-versa for dependent women. It's a mental thing.

TL;DR: Independent women want to be dominated and dependent women want to dominate.

>>723447684
I don't feel comfortable talking about that anon but I have a C / D

>>723447749
This...to some extent.

If you're a "10/10" male, you will almost always most certainly get pussy. On the other hand, if you're one amazing fucking charismatic person, you can pull the wool over the sheeps eyes and then fuck em'.

>>723447749
Nope i'm above average and have fucked many girls ranging from ugly to beautiful. You're probably the ugly bitch and too egocentric to admit that maybe your just too retarded to get a good looking girl to like you (and blaming it on factors you have no control over i.e. your godawful looks)

>>723447166
In Budapest, I dated a Polish colleague. She was sweet, beautiful and independent. We might have married but I was transferred... and we really both liked having separate apartments, freedom, lives of our own and etc. She was definitely 12/10, would give love again.

>>723447809
All grills I've fucked liked a good dicking, both submissive and "strong independent" women. Instead I think you just pick women who are psychologically stronger than you, which is why you get dominated instead.

>>723429834
Yo just like be a decent person. Girls are actually pretty into that shit.

>>723448123
I am sorry anon, but it would appear your rebuttal is coming off a bit...emotionally influenced. In other words, umad. However, I do believe your claim holds some truth to it. Some, that is.

>>723448264
>you don't know me

>>723448273
I haven't gotten mad on the internet in ages anon. I just like calling people names

>>723447217
You need to job hunt Europe. I speak several languages, so it is easy for me. If you know at least 2, you can likely get a job for a year contract, or even get a job on a river cruise line and sample the whole continent while plowing fellow crew if you are not skilled yet.

>>723448273
>>723448123

you both are nerds stfu

>>723447117
Not true unless you look hideous af

>>723448454
Kek check out the jock on /b/

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hot

>>723446410
Have you ever spoke to a girl? They never admit being wrong and they will hate you for it

>>723448204
Quite the contrary. I feel that the women that you allegedly have slept with just like to be "man-handled". Which is good and all, but that does not suggest that all women love to be wild in bed. Some women like it slow (for the sensual experience) and others like it fast (for the fuck-me-hard experience). It varies, as I said.

That they're just people. They shit and piss and get hemorrhoids and have anxiety and hang-ups about themselves even if they don't show it. They're not some scary, imposing monster or some unattainable god being, they're just shitty people like us. Don't put them on a pedestal (unless you meet one that deserves to be)

>>723430261
"Unless"?
*But

>>723448454
Having an average understanding of the English language and a somewhat proper usage of grammar does not make one a "nerd". Don't feel intimidated intellectually, I can be just as stupid as you are now.

>>723448641
Most like it slow at first, then hard. Grab her by the throat and choke her a little, give her a love slap in the face, pin her to the bed, hold her wrists. Scratch them up and spank their asses. You get the picture.

>>723429834
All girls want is for you to spend time with them and make them feel beautiful if you can do that you'll get anyone you want.

>>723448663
No one deserves that, putting unrealistic expectations on humans is dumb anyway

>>723429921
Kek

>>723448845
Wrong. Make them believe you're the best they can get from their dating pool. That's when they settle for you. You can facilitate this by either dating an ugly girl or just beating her sporadically so she'll have low self-esteem.

>>723448780
I do get the picture. I'll agree with you to some extent. Admittedly my last sexual encounter was with a chick who preferred for me to grab her by the waist and give her a long (not referring to my penis, obviously) and fast fucking. However, prior to that, the chick I was with did not like me going fast or hard. She preferred it to be slow and steady.

TL;DR: Some women like to be fucked by turtles and some by jackrabbits.

>>723448415
With some paper work, I can get an Italian citizenship... which easily opens up the European job market...

Since I'm highly educated, there is one for me though...

>>723448953
Not wrong I've dated 3 girls in 2 months with this method.

>>723447849
i officially do not believe you at all, bro

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>>723448845
this is some pretty bad advice.
making a woman feel beautiful all the time will think that shes too good for you and end up leaving you for the dude that makes 6 figures that she never would have approached if she didn't have your cuck-ass promoting her ego

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>>723448663
delet

>>723448739
You're right, you're not a nerd. A nerd would never put the word "nerd" in quotations like that. All you're implying by doing that is how much you hate that word, which tells me you got triggered by this.
Furthermore, like the way you point out how low your intellect can go.

>>723449101
You fucked all three then?

>>723449101
I feel this tactic works for a fuck-only girl. I feel that by doing what you suggest, you build this wall of expectations for yourself that you have to live by if you want the girl to be a long lasting girl. If you just want to fuck her, then I say your method works quite well.

>>723446591
> never

I saw a lady stuff a chicken wing up her twat once.

>>723448953
kekd till rekt

>>723449047
it's not about speed, it's about dominance. Every woman wants to be dominated in bed. Sure she can have some agency, but the wants to get fucked. Just turn the switch and fuck that bitch in her throat, cum on her tits and make her wash up for the second round. Ya dig

>>723429834
Fuck'em and chuck'em. They ain't even worth that

>>723429834
"Just be yourself." I thought it was horrible advice at first but I stuck with it. Most were put-off by me being me. Some who liked it, left me after the found out it wasn't an act. The few liked the real me stuck around the longest because I didn't have to be fake at all. They eventually left because I'm a little too selfish. I'm okay with that, I'm good at fapping so dry spells aren't a problem.

On occasion you've got to wrong-hole 'em.
Uncle Raymond

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>>723429834

>>723449169
I like how you are psychologically analyzing me based off my ability to use quotation marks. I won't insult your intellect any further because at one point I was in your position and boy did I feel stupid.

In regarding other matters, whether you agree or not, women will follow the laws of evolution and prefer a man who appears more attractive. And now that I just backtracked our conversation, given that I am partaking in a few other conversations, I realized we agree on the same thing to some extent. At this point, it's just a matter of you disliking me. That's the end of this conversation.

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>>723449456

>Girls are just as horny as guys .

> When a girl mentions she wants to cuddle or be close play your cards right at 90% of the time you can sleep with them

> Size matters , I have yet to meet a girl who hasn't agreed

> If you have a charming personality you can get far even if you look like a rock troll ( I can post results)

There is a difference between being nerdy and autistic

>>723449450
Better to be the best version of yourself. Don't settle for dry spells man, you're a man your body needs a cunt to fuck in order to function properly. If you get laid you're happier, doesn't mean you have to settle for a gf right away. Just do fwb's

>>723449319
That's the thing, to say EVERY women wants to be dominated in bed is just too risky. I feel like a rape victim, for example, would prefer to keep things slow and not hard and fast like daddy just came in the room and found piss on the blanket. We will just have to agree to disagree, my friend.

>>723429834
Grab them by the pussy.

>>723449687
That's ok bud. I was just trying to get a reaction out of you by increasing the explicit content. I do fuck pretty much all my grills like I'm almost raping them tho, but as they themselves say you can't rape the willing.

>>723449687
Ok if femnon there either show tits or get the fuck out; you know the rules.

>>723449169
Bro i still can't get over the fact that you are trying to insult /b/tards by calling them nerds XD

>>723449803
I certainly reacted, with a response that I infused with gathered thoughts. I got you though. It's not just about women, it's about how we prefer to fuck women as well.

>>723449585
That's the nerdiest thing i've heard in my life. How did you survive highschool?

>>723449945
Yeah that and I'm also fucked in the head. You seem pretty adjusted to, keep loving them tenderly.

>>723450071
By lifting weights and making great friends with the chillest of individuals. Oh, and being honest. That usually helps.

Here's the thing. It's not your shit grammar that makes you seem stupid, it's your inability to remain calm and stop when it's clear a conversation has died out. I am guilty of that too, but I feel that at the very least I can leave you with some bit of wisdom before you become full "I'M A FUCKIN' CHAD, BRUH" mode. Best of luck, charlie.

>>723450407
>getting baited this hard
Kek.
Nerd.

>>723450191
Nah, you are good, man. We all carry some psychologically fucked burden on our shoulders. At one point I use to kill animals when I was a child because I was very, very curious. That may have manifested into something crazy that I have yet to come across, but sex certainly has not been a victim (pun intended). It's all personal preference.

>>723434946
this

>>723450535
>Having a lack of response and resorting to the usage of limited intellectual comebacks

>"Well, uhh, like...you are...uhh..fucking BAITED BRO! Ha! Got em'!

Goodshitbro.mpeg

>>723429834
Stop being creepy

>>723449933
Triple dubs checked.
I never called anyone a nerd. You got the wrong anon there.

>>723450656
Dude i wasn't even the guy you nerded out to in the begining. I literally just set some weak bait to see if you would be nerdy enough to bite

>>723448661
Just moar
And sauce
Good sir

>>723430637
This for all eternity.

>>723439538
I can second this. Pretty gets the point across but doesn't come off as disrespectful catcalling

>>723451068
>getting baited this hard
Kek.
Dumbass.

>>723445411
T. 17yo high school kid

>>723445429
This is so true

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Great tits are hard to come by.

>>723451737
If you can prove by way of screenshots that you were in fact a different anon and baited me, i will bow down and suck your dick. I will however bet my bottom dollar that you are the same nerd trying to redeem himself, because he can't admit defeat (even on an anonymous imageboard)

What do I say to girl sitting alone in the uni's cafeteria? Like, how are you, how are the studies going, etc? When do I introduce myself?

>>723452109
Why would you offer random anons on the interwebs to suck their dick?

>>723452109
>i will bow down and suck your dick
>redeem himself
>admit defeat

This is how you bait someone.

Fucking kek.

>>723452183
Can I join you? What are you reading? What r u doing in uni?
Tell her some about yourself, but mostly listen to her talk about herself.
Convo started, take it from there.

You don't need a reason, you just need to get a convo started. If she asks you to leave twice, you leave.

Simply put, I have had sex with dozens of women, it's the I don't want you, but want you game. Stop thinking about what others think about you. Be engulfed in yourself.

>>723452188
I don't make bets when there's a possibility of losing them, nerd

"A key that unlocks many locks is a master key, but a lock that is unlocked by many keys is useless."

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>>723452271

" You gotta break 'em, like dogs."
-Frank Reynolds

>>723452320
But you havent won anything

>>723452275

OK.

I'd really like to talk to girls, finally.

It just feels weird to me going to a random girl, like, I don't really want to disturb and feel like a pedo, lol.

Inteseify the girls experience. Show her you are a man.

my dad would say if you buy a girl a drink and she buys you one back pay special attention to that one

>Keeps buying each other drinks
>Smash and dash
>sorry dad

>>723452669
I only fight for honor

Fuck it

Be yourself

>>723448661
Can b/ give more... please

Just try it.
Invite a girl you like to watch a film (doesn't matter what kind of) and after she feels comfortable around you, (around 30 min) you just start to kiss her
Now you know if she likes you or not, so you dont have to hang around her all the time beeing friendzoned

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I didn't get this advice, but had to make enough mistakes to learn it myself.

Don't lie to them at the beginning, or pretend that you like things that they do just to force something in common with them.

I did this and ended up in a long term relationship and realized halfway through that we were entirely incompatible.

Now I'm straightforward with women. "I like ____" "Yeah not really a fan. I do like ____ though" etc. If you lie, you get stuck listening to, or doing things you don't care about and it builds resentment because you have to keep up the lie and pretend you fucking LOOOVE the knicks or whatever the fuck.

Just don't do it. Corny as shit but seriously just be yourself.

This is to get a girlfriend or be in a relationship, if you just want a fucktoy then say whatever you want, it doesn't matter.

The word "gorgeous" = ez wins

I was told long ago that no matter how hot a chick is, there's a guy somewhere who's tired of her shit.

>>723430755
this has worked for me

>>723432095
lol just becuase you are complimenting a woman does not mean you are going full cuck

and if you dont like eating pussy you are a faggot

you are training her like you would a dog

>>723429834
girls have the mentality of children, so treat them as such

>>723429834
Even if you are so obviously right about something, in an argument or whatever. Be prepared to have to apologize anyway

>>723429834
they're all children, not to be respected

>>723455519
fucking pussy, if your gonna be this gay at least find yourself a big black guy to fuck

>>723429834
If you are a man, never work in a woman-dominated job.

>>723455586
t. khv

>>723455755
sorry i dont speak twelvie

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>>723439544
Brother?

>>723455900
Pretty sure you do since you don't even know the difference between your and you're, dumb cunt

>>723445047
if i was a girl i wud fuck myself

>>723456001
being this anal about your typing, im pretty sure your boyfriend likes you being this anal, but it pisses of everyone else.

>>723433332
So fucking close to quints

>>723433592
Don't let them tell you that pointing out grammar or spelling mistakes will make you win the argument ...

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>>723456381
Whatever you say, you illiterate nigger

get gay married to a mate so when your stupid ex tries to drag your through divorce court you can get out of it because the second marriage doesnt count so she gets nothinggg

op here. fuck you guys stop arguing