share stories of high school life >be me >teacher is passing

>>723423263
>first day of freshman year
>first class
>teacher talks and is about to take roll
>says that if you prefer to be called something else to say it now so he can write it down
>gets to me
>"call me jeff"
>never knew a jeff
>don't know why i did it
>did this for my other classes
>never respond to the fucking name
>get marked absent sometimes
>teaches try to call me up and i ignore them (not on purpose) because that's not my god damn name

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>be me
>girl asks me to go to dance with her while at lunch
>some fag sitting next to me says no
>wtfshewasnttalkingtoyounigger
>thought he was talking for me
>tfw cock blocked by somebody I rarely talked to

>>723423263
>family always tells me to shut the fuck up when I was younger
>have 4 older siblings and am the youngest
>3 of them used to beat the shit out of me everyday
>get called names everyday
>get ignored by parents while they always pay attention to what my siblings have to say
>2 of them are crazy and do drugs 1 of them is a special snowflake and also does drugs
>only sibling that isn't a piece of shit rarely talks to me
>develop social anxiety and become introvert
>have one friend
>dad always tells me I am worthless and wants me to be like he was when he was my age (he was in a gang in chicago)
>friend talks about his youngest brother
>friend says that the youngest in families are always pieces of shit
>dad continues insulting me. tells me that my friend is only pretending to like me
>think back to what friend said
>never see friend again
>am unable to trust people who are friendly
>highschool
>no one knows me
>everyone including teachers and counselor ignores me
>siblings all moved out by now
>parents still ignore me
>parents constantly paying attention to my adult sibling's problems and give them money
>start masturbating
>develop chronic masturbation
>start getting failing grades
>dad starts getting madder than usual
>continue high school
>dad hates me
>finish high school
>still alone, virgin

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>>723425251
KILL THEM

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>>723424483
that doesn't even sound bad lol
you could have just told him to fuck off

>>723425721
>kill them
why would I?
I don't want to go to jail, I'm not that stupid.

>skipping class with friend
>head out to the bleachers
>friend wants to urinate his piss out
>tell him that's pushing it
>he does it
>SRO and Assistant Principal roll up in a golf cart
>saw him standing at the top of the bleachers pissing his piss away
>SRO leads us to the office
>try out the "hey I smell bacon, does anybody else smell bacon?" to my friend
>he responds the "i definitely spell a pork product of some type"
most interesting thing that happened. I'm white, I don't do cool shit

>>723426086
>I'm white, I don't do cool shit
don't you mean "I'm a beta-male cuck, I don't do anything"

>>723426086
oh wow, you said cop jokes to a resource officer? tell me more about your exciting time in high school

>>723426271
What is ONE cool thing you've done in your 38 years of existing on this earth?

>>723426344
If you had read the post, I admitted high school wasn't exciting or noteworthy because I'm white. I don't get sprayed with pepper spray by them during a fight

>>723426364
>38
not even 38, but okay.
>one cool thing you've done
exist

>>723426673
you tried your best anon :\

>>723426364
not person that you were talking to, but....
>one cool thing
become a wizard

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>>723426797
HA! jokes on you, I was baiting the whole time!

>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on 4chan
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>am currently in high school
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>am currently in high school
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>am currently in high school
>go on 4chan
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
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>am currently in high school
>go on 4chan
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on 4chan
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on 4chan
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:

>>723427656
nice meme

>>723425251
Protip: It won't get any better :(