Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723408386
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqNJcrmh91o
still here
and
>>723420221
Ah I see. Just try to breathe and happy thoughts. Hope you can calm down a bit.
>>723420281
more legs.
>>723420214
>how to admit you have no arguments
>>723420233
About 18.6 trillion miles
you waifufags are a bunch of body pillow fucking shitdicks
>>723420384
how many miles is the earth? 10,1000?
>>723420436
>>723420384
>no arguments
>petty insults
N-nani?
>>723420497
hey i've never been called bait before
thanks bud
>>723420473
About 24800 miles in circumference
カラミチーマス
Claimed
which avatarfag is gonna give me the succ
>>723420550
I was de-BAIT-ing whether to do so or not.
>>723420348
alex :o
>>723420578
is this gonna be on the test?
>>723420519
what does nani mean?
>>723420659
oh you silly fucker
>>723420339
>Tomoko-chan
You have great taste, anon
claimed
>>723420639
is that a pillow or paper?
>>723420668
What test?
For context, take the circumference of the Earth, make a line out of it, and repeat that 748 million times. That is the closest neighboring star to our solar system
>>723420793
Clearly a pillow
>>723420824
whoa dude stop that
>>723420668
i said post fucking legs you spic
Put your hand up if you can go faster than 100 mph in a vehicle you own and currently runs fine.
>>723420941
Is Makoto here? :^)
>>723420873
I have bad eyesight sorry mister
>>723420824
yes
there's not enough room in my trailer to make a line THAT big :o
>>723420939
why?
>>723420734
Thanks. Noticed you had a figurine in the back. It looks nice.
>Smugs
Not at work yet, waiting. Me and my friend gunna get some Popeyes chickenz on the way to work, but we gotta leave early if we wanna do that.
>>723420941
i can't fap to this
>>723420941
Me! Though, if my parents found out, I would be histRORY!
>>723420983
Who's giving the test and who is sitting it?
You can imagine it. You know how big a mile is, so just imagine 24 854 of those. Then take that line, and make it 748 million times bigger.
>>723421182
Definitely. Imagine if you got into a wreck at that speed. The CAR would be a total LOSs.
>>723421088
>but it isnt the bike
Sure is /r/Iamverysmart in here.
>>723421318
you are alice sensei
how big is human imagination? :o
>>723420339
My mind can't stop thinking about the warm blood. I must have been running my hands through cold water for an hour now.
>>723420217
claiming best smol husbando
>>723421391
Top 10
>>723420586
is she evil or something?
>>723421391
Fuck off mai
>>723421391
Not even. This stuff is 30 second google searches and a conversion
I just enjoy reading up on space
>>723421433
Too much work. Just make it and take it yourself
I would have to say it varies from person to person.
>>723421517
Did anyone CATch that? I'm sorry. I HAT to make that pun.
>>723421637
you can't make tests for yourself -_-
who is the smartest person in threads? :o
>>723421725
Sure you can. We test ourselves every day
How should I know?
>>723421725
definitely alice-sensei, from the looks of it
>>723421769
but then I would know the answers if I wrote the tests -_-
you're the teacher :o
Muck off fai
>>723421800
I think so too:
>>723421438
You need to stop thinking about it and if its all you worry about you wont relax. You need to do something to distract yourself.
>>723420646
No avafags here.
*gets touched by the thread*
>>723420734
I would drag my big black dick through shattered car glass just to fuck her.
>>723420941
Fuck me
>>723421088
Then do it. Good choice on chicken
>>723421826
Tests come in many different forms. Not just pen and paper
I'm not a teacher -_-
>>723421800
Nothing I've said isn't available in a 30 second google search
>>723421989
No thanks
>>723421725
defiantly me.
>>723421989
Thanks
>>723421989
No thanks -Alice sensei
>>723422054
If I can't touch you then I can't murder you
>>723422068
Hai
>>723422054
they come online too:
but you taught me a lot today -_-
>>723422101
you are /r/verysmart
>>723422185
Guns are an option too
>>723421861
im playing with my dogs now, they're very nice, but bitey
>>723421989
I don't think anyone here is THREAD-y for that.
Called, faggots.
>>723422212
Not what I meant, but sure
You could have googled it yourself, you're just lazy
>>723420217
litteral goddess waifu that causes all other waifu to become shit tier
>>723421001
Ah, you're pretty sharp, thanks, I have two Tomo figures, actually, heh
Well hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>723422322
you know what I meant :o
I like learning from a teacher, not a computer -_-
>>723422321
I don't think anyone EAR-d you.
>>723420639
>Wild Lewd Fairy appears
>>723422221
Those are not as fun
>>723422184
You aren't the real Alice
>>723422177
N-No problem
>>723422284
Fuck off Carlos
>>723422514
Hello there. You are here a lot of the times that I am yet we never talk. Why?
>>723422185
how are you tonight? :o
>>723422514
hello lewdiva
>>723422582
Of course I'm not. Shut up and post some more lewds.
>>723422536
You're reading your computer screen, same result
>>723422582
But you said you couldn't, it's still an option
Best girl in any anime
>>723422243
good. can i help?
>>723422471
Got the mini one too. nice
>>723422684
worst girl
boring anime
>>723422654
goodnight sensei :(
but I know you're behind a computer screen too:
>>723422684
You don't have to be a PITCH about it.
>>723421989
>>723422654
Go to bed Canada.
>>723422599
I had a presentation at work today and just got finished cleaning up my apartment. I still have work to do though
Are you worried about getting deported?
>>723422634
We will save that for private~
>>723422654
I couldn't bring myself to do it. It is possible, but not by me since it is not fun
>>723422917
LEWD!
>>723422834
I'm alright.
*hugs you*
>>723423036
Go to bed, Chile
>>723422654
goodnight
>>723423047
Trump can't deport a whole city -_-
where do you work? :o
>>723423052
>>723423052
Alright good. Dont get too scrambled. I was reading more of the manga and I saw something cute. Would you like the picture? No spoils.
>>723423188
>Trump can't deport a whole city -_-
That's where you're wrong kiddo
claimed
Whoops fucked up my claim
>>723423312
I've been expecting your reply
he might as well cut off half of arizona :o
>>723423197
Ayy
>>723423272
Sure~
You spoil it I'll kill you.
>>723422582
Hello!
I am not too sure. Usually i just wait for people to talk to me because usually I'm off watching anime, just checking in every so offten.
>>723422604
I am not lewd!
>>723423445
Can these dubs get a lewd?
>>723423540
I meant these ones.
>>723423445
Not lewd? You are a FAIRY bad liar.
Ritsu :^)
She's cute
>>723423312
I live in NYC and I see ICE nabbing people off the street everyday. Kind of sad, but those people are here illegally.
>>723422834
Ah, that's neat! I wish there'd be more Moko merch, though
>>723423036
Sorry about the mountain of text. I think I'll be heading to bed now.
>>723423611
..anon, I...
>>723423638
moar
>>723423540
Maybe if they were dubs
>>723423569
I'll give you 3 chances for dubs. You used two
>>723423595
Carlos! ):<
>>723423439
I thought this was cute. Tomo
>>723423830
They say third time's the charm..
>>723423908
Guess it's not.
>>723423439
alright this is it. >>723423836
you also have a lot of lewds.
>>723423709
Maybe get the mangos? plenty of those and they are nice
>>723423826
I don't have anymore!
>>723423836
Fucking god damn spoilers.
>>723423188
>Trump can't deport a whole city
Maybe not in a day, but in 4 years, sure
>Where do you work
Its a secret, but I am a consultant
>>723423445
What anime are you currently watching?
>>723423604
Long hair Ritsu always threw me off
>>723423638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWn8ZdiBq0
>>723423978
That isnt even spoilers.
>>723423908
Looks like you just messe-DUB-ed
>>723423982
please don't tell me you're a hitman :(
waifu won't be around in 4 years anyways :o
>>723423976
._.
>>723424025
not atm
>>723424053
God I wish I was that blowdryer
>>723423976
I do have a few Wata mango volumes, but having it shipped to my country cost more that the actual mangoes.
I want to fuck Rea in the ass
>>723424286
Woops, here's the picture
>>723424081
How is it a spoiler? She ends up in a cute bunny outfit?
>>723424168
why?
>>723424286
Happens right?
>>723424393
I think REA need to have a discussion.
where all the thicc waifu at though
>>723424302
:)
>>723424393
Dude, she's dead. You're a sick mother of fuck.
>>723424479
I'm only kidding about the spoil, I don't mind if you spoil it.
And I want to dry her hair so that she notices me.
>>723424512
Jose!
>>723424725
they left
>>723423908
Apparently not
>>723423982
Finished K-On now on Highschool DxD
>>723424066
Nice dubs
>>723424739
I'm talking about you
>>723424725
is my waifu thicc enough...?
>>723424875
cute but thicc like a pencil
>>723424854
Oh.
>>723424802
hello
>>723424739
I dont think drying her hair would be better than talking to her
>>723424875
Hi
>>723424948
Is that a problem+
>>723424773
>Highschool DxD
I never understood how people liked this. It was so bad. At least School Days was bad in a funny way. DxD is just shitty porn with zombies
>>723424725
>>723424956
hello konata
>>723424957
How can anyone even approach her? She looks like the type to run away :c
>>723425025
Yes, my dogs won't like that.
>>723425139
bah gawd that's the one
>>723425176
Why would your dogs be involved?
>>723425077
DxD didn't have zombies as far as I could remember. It had lots of gay magical shit. Worst anime I've watched. Even worse than Yuru Yuri and Haifuri
>>723424957
I want to dry m'waifs hair
>>723425170
how's your night going?
I slept like all day so I haven't done much
>>723425264
Waifu's
>>723425236
>worst anime you've watched
I'm so glad for you that that's the worst you've ever seen. Keep it that way.
>>723425334
I KONATA sleep at the moment.
>>723424996
Nice
>>723425176
Im not sure. Would be strange
>>723425264
Yeah but I think thats no where near the other things people would like to do with them
>>723425234
Yeah Chihuahuas are over protective. Like when my sister visits me my dogs will surround me in formation and protect me.
>>723425334
just fine and relaxing quite a bit are you sick or something ?
>>723425464
We can go elsewhere
>>723425334
Hey, would you like to be my friend?
>>723425409
I tried giving 'Saekeno' a quick glimpse because it keeps popping up in my recommendeds on Youtube.
I.... tried...
>>723424875
>wew
>>723425077
>dubs
I mean it's been ok so far. I like anime tiddies so i guess there's that. Nothing really spectacular.
>>723425139
>wew
>>723425442
I like you
>>723425520
no just very tired, I need to fix my sleep schedule
that's good, I love that pic it's adorable
>>723425555
sure, I'll be friends with anyone
who is your waifu?
Monogatari was the worst anime I've ever watched.
Madoka is a very close second
Cum @ me.
>>723425462
Would you approach her?
>>723425527
Like where?
>>723425650
whew
>>723425650
Watch better half smut like kiss x piss
>>723425780
You aren't Rea
>>723425780
I honestly only like Monogatari for the art and Nadeko
>>723425780
No im bad at coming onto people. Would be more like a crush from a distance kind of thing
>>723425780
Madoka was just trying too hard to be edgy
>>723425780
maybe you'd enjoy some simpler shows? :o
hi btw ^^
>>723425774
good thing you aren't sick , I have to fix mine too , been going to bed at 3-4 am
>>723425602
Your own mind is activating its limiter and telling your soul that you really shouldn't be doing it.
But if you want to break through and live your life without limiters, then Mars of Destruction, MD Geist, Musashi Gundoh, and Ginguiser await. I'll see you on the other side.
how do you guys know if some weeb commits waifu identity theft?
The openings are pretty great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HsNE0Lz4p0
how do you guys know if some weeb commits waifu identity theft?
Good evening everyone
>>723426035
did you just commit comment identity theft
>>723426102
what the fuck you copied me. dont give me that shit
Wrong picture
>>723425852
I saved a bunch of Mash pictures posted here.
>>723425875
Ugh, you're living a lie!
>>723425877
What if the bully who bullied all through high school nabs her?
>>723425909
It's terrible and I hate it so much.
>>723426191
bullshit guy fight me irl dicks out
>>723426220
Anywhere but where your dogs are.
>>723426231
>>723426220
That sucks
>>723425928
I'm glad too, I'm really down when I'm sick
I sleep at that time too, I should really stop or try at least
>>723425909
how?
>>723426220
I am the living truth. I have no reason to lie
>>723426424
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>723426424
>>723425774
Aw, thanks! My waifu is, well, Toko Fukowa, heh. I love this cutiepie schizo.
>>723426067
Yuuki-chan~
>>723426293
They follow their mommy everywhere~
>>723426332
I would probably cry, thank goodness I only loved my teachers in high school kek
>>723426404
I'll probably give it another try in a few years.
>>723426424
Thought I had left for good, didn't yah?
>>723426541
Oh hello there. How's it going?
>>723426505
where is she from?
>>723426424
this makes me like furries
>>723426617
I'll come in through the window then. Just keep them outside the room
>>723425951
My soul cries watching most of the newest stuff
'hey we forgot to write out a real plot or any character development so here are some panty shots'
And everyone wonders why I'm so attached to Jin Roh/NHK/Watamote
Doot doot pa toot
>>723425780
Post lewds
>>723425811
I mean I'm always open to suggestions.
At the very least DxD hasn't bored me like parts of other animes. At least not
>yet
before i post my waifu i need you guys to guess who it is
>>723426617
Only loved your teachers?
>>723426736
They'll start howling once the smell sex~
>>723426834
I only saved one of Mash's lewds IMGs
>>723427024
the fuckin virgin mary
>>723426373
better make sure you eat right
>>723425780
>>723427085
I'll sMASH those lewds.
>>723427085
Would you fuck me too?
>>723427062
Yeah the girls in my school were ugly.
>>723427116
I'm not a Fate fan, faggot!
>>723426648
Ah, she's from Danganronpa vidya/anime. I've never seen the anime, though, I think the vidya must be superior.
>>723427159
dude the puns what the fuck is wrong with ye
>>723427159
Jose!
>>723427164
Only if you're cute in the face.
>>723427024
I'll give a hint; I frequent this thread with this waifu
>>723427184
Oh. Not even one of them?
>>723426067
Ayyy. Doing well?
>>723426819
Yeah, it's not always easy. There's no shortage of bad stuff from the old days either, though some of it makes for an entertaining watch, just like bad movies. Bad anime with crabstick subs is even better.
>>723427223
Nothing. I'm PUN-ny!
>>723427111
I try to eat once a day, sometimes 2 if I get really hungry but idk
>>723427190
oh cool cool, never tried it, what's it about? :o
>>723427275
But you don't need to see my face
>>723427356
you're probably a part time serial killer
>>723427319
Can't complain, I'm at my parents house bored because I have no vidya or anything lol. Can't play guitar because parents are asleep and don't want to wake them up
>>723427358
that is too low!
>>723426617
What is that supposed to mean? It is not horrible. It is just a glorified harem with pretty solid art
>>723426819
>watamote
I thought you were listing decent anime?
>>723426834
I dunno. I am kind of into different anime depending on my mood. This current anime season I have really enjoyed Dragon Maid. Super comfy with your typical Kyoto animation style.
Kind of reminds me of Yuyushiki where the characters are just relatable enough when you don't expect it.
My all time favorite "anime" (and probably near the top of any piece of entertainment ever) is End of Evangellion. No anime captures the essence of suffering like that does. Hell, I don't know of any other work that comes close.
>>723427184
Wasn't directed at you faggot!
>>723427538
nah, it's usually a big meal at the end of the day, I did that when I was losing weight, since I never liked eating multiple small meals
>>723427311
That's actually a very good question. I don't think I liked any girls in my school besides from sexual benefits. I would have to lie to get them in bed.
>>723427402
I want to see you sucking my cock though.
>>723427558
It's not suppose to meme anything! I just hate all the forced conversation and retarded animation.
>>723427653
Yes it was you BITCH
>>723427319
Hey Houki
>>723427558
>EoE
>>723427501
Yuuuuuuukiiiiiiii
>>723427085
Oh my how lewd
I have such mixed feelings right now....
>>723427758
I can try to make myself pretty, I guess. Only if we both get a go at it though
>>723427659
if you can eat once and go 5 hours without feeling hungry then that must be a big meal
>>723427758
So what did you want from one emotionally?
whats up nerds?
>>723427849
Heyo!
>>723427319
I don't doubt it. I'm just saying it's hard to be a fan of a lot of the newer SoL-type stuff.
>>723427558
Not garbage tier.
>>723427358
Oh, it's kind of like Ace Attoreny, but with high school students and waifus.
>>723427863
well I usually eat every day at 10pm, and that's it, just go to bed after, and hopefully not feel hungry all day till then
>>723427946
ceiling
>>723427848
It is sooo good
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>723427964
That gif always makes me feel slightly better..
>>723428006
just how big is your meal if you can't go hungry from 10pm ? what do you eat ?
>>723428354
like 1500 calories :o
>>723428562
never got into the calories thing I just eat whenever I feel hungry
Carlos: Took screenshots. Maybe I'll make a YouTube video someday.
>>723427501
Gonna be a long night huh? At least you got a computer/smartphone access. Otherwise it could be suffering. How long are you there for?
>>723427811
Saber- how've you been?
>>723427989
I don't mind it in doses or as a change-up, but I agree that there's a lot there that doesn't appeal to me. On the other hand, I definitely appreciate all the options we have now. Shit. I can remember when subbed VHS tapes of Eva, or Tenchi on Laserdisc was like a gift from the heavens.
>Houki