Do it /b/ I once jacked off 12 times in one day just to

I hate you

>>723420208
Jk I don't give a fuck

>>723420041
it

I go on reddit

I'm a degenerate faggot who is quitting his job in two years to travel the world for a year but I know that I won't become a better person in that time because I'm not outgoing or capable of making new friends so why the fuck should I do it.

>>723420552
you can be my friend!

>>723420552
sike bitch nigga

>>723420600

Where do you live? I'm working on my itinerary right now.

If not North America or Europe, it ain't gonna work.

>723420041
One day i wanted to see how many i could make it to, i got 15 but i felt horrible and dead inside

>>723420708

Fuck you lol.

>>723420041
I was iin this thing. I was invited to be in it. Not many people know of it. I was "invited" a year ish ao. Joined in the later part of 2016. I was enthusiastic and exited, Well montha later , Yesterday, i quit that thing. I am officaly not in the thing anymore. I did not want it to be that way. I was very sad to let it go. I can get in it again in the future. But it is extremely likely i will not.

>>723420809
Go talk to someone in a bar or some shit dont make friends with someone on 4chan lmao

>>723421024

I do that too. It never goes anywhere unless they're gay too. But here, I have better odds that the person I'm talking to is gay.

>>723420041
I need to shit soon.

>>723421118
Go to a gay bar

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i let an old man lick my asshole from craigslist when i was 16. god is dead

>>723420920
Pics pls

>>723421326

twinsies.

>>723420708
>>723420708
you'll learn something, who really wants to be a "better person"? There is no such thing, take it from me, i got a rimjob from an old man once

I once told a girl I had leukemia to get laid

>>723421507
was it worth?

>>723420041
I feel overshadowed by my mom/family and her/their work and religious views to ever openly pursue my dream of becoming a screenplay writer/film score composer. They know I'm going to college for it but if I ever make it I'll never tell them what exactly I'm making.

>>723421326

haha

I am a disappointment to everyone around me. And myself. I am unsure if I will not be dead a year from now, I am at a low point in my life. No one knows my sadness or dissatisfaction of my life.

I feel like a pathetic failure

>>723422013
Cheer up bud. Get a puppy or some shit. At least you cant disappoint him

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>>723420041
my birthday is in 2 days
not sure how to feel about it...

>>723421326
Did he pay you?

If so, how much?

Why the fuck is everyone so depressed on 4chan wtf

I stuck a tube up my asshole and got a 300 pound fat bitch to sit bare ass on the other end and fart powerfully into it

>>723420041
I don't know wether or not i have very mild depression through insecurity and self loathe, but i'm slightly inclined to belive i do.

>>723422314
Are you not depressed yourself?

>>723422314
why do you care? stop being affected, empathetic freak
>>723422305
nah i was just tryna bust a nut and got no attention from girls in high school

>>723420041
IM A NIGGER!
IM A DIRTY FUKING NIGGER!

>>723422013
Do some drugs

>>723422314
4chan is where we can go to have ever so little social interactions as we don't have freinds in the real

>>723422450
How the fuck did you explain where you were to your folks?

I've been ducking a client/friend for 4 days bc I'm fucking burnt out but I don't want to tell him to fuck off. So I'm just ignoring him, which is probably worse and may ruin the relationship, but I can't bring myself to care.

>>723420041
after hearing all these people confessing to pissing in the sink i decided to try it once, and it wasn't as good as i thought it would be, but them i jerked one into the sink and it felt amazing so i do it at least every other day in the sink

children use that sink to wash up/brush teeth

half of me is excited about that half of me is disgusted

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>>723422897
its the 21st century bro, i told them i was going to the ice cream parlor to get a banana split

>>723422897

every household is different. im not THAT anon but i had plenty of sex with older dudes when i was 16.

i was able to drive and i had made it a frequent thing to go to the mall. so id just say 'im going to the mall' and then id meet up older guys nearby. usually we'd have sex in their car as i was too afraid to go to their houses

>>723423196

>i told them i was going to get a banana split

and in a way...

>>723423313
Haha, smart anon

ive been a prostitute

im still a horrible slut

>>723423284
I guess.

I was sheltered as fuck (hence why I'm on 4chan) and wasn't able to do shit until I left, tho even now in college I don't do much shit.

>>723420041
I started wellbutrin a few days ago, and I somewhat feel like taking the whole bottle, no it's not the medication.

>>723423667
How much did you make?

>>723423853

maybe i can lick your ass tonight

>>723423913

when i first started id make about 100 a blowjob.

then the cost of living went up so on average id make about 150, though id often make 200 or 300 just to let a guy suck my dick.

I think the internet is a self aware creature and its life needs to be preserved.

https://discord.gg/dVZcx I have no friends so join this

I fear relationships with women

>>723424022
Fuck. Do you still do some work on the side?

>>723423962
Haha, I'm too scare to interact with real people, anon.

>>723422450
Lack of empathy is everything wrong with this shithole of a planet.

>>723424365

nah. towards the end one client hired me to write erotica for him, but after like 8 sessions i kinda ran out of material for his very specific fetishes that i am definitely not into.

i make good money running a small business now and live very comfortably. i only ever hooked when i really needed it. still it messes up your mind.

you start to see sex as a 'what can i get'.

you know how girls always seem to enver blatantly say 'no' to guys, or at least keep them around? i get it. there's this weird instinct that says if you just wait they'll get desperate and offer something. not money per se, but that you can get favors, however big or small.

when i realized id let an old dude suck me off just so i can get a ride home instead of taking the bus, i had a problem.

I've been off it for awhile now and have a much healthier mindset.

>>723424507

thats what makes it so fun, you get to be all shy while i lightly tease your nipples and boi hole.

I just want to fuck but I'm too shy, can't drive, and I don't hit up bars, and I'm too shy to talk to women

When I was 14 I fingered the family pet (it was female)

My boyfriend and I fucked with his ex to the point where her latest boyfriend broke up with her.

>anon has psycho ex
>like, reeeeeeally psycho
>would message him hundreds of times an hour sometimes
>"If you don't reply, I'm gonna kill myself" or something similar to that
>wouldn't leave him alone, even after breakup
>couldn't take it anymore
>decided to fuck with her new relationship
>used DevTools on facebook messenger to change conversations around to make it look like she's cheating on him with anon
>she's super obsessed with anon at this point, so it's believable
>sent it to him like "damn dude, look what she's doing.."
>he believed it
>they've been broken up for 6 months and she still doesn't know why

>>723424668
pet> cat?

>>723424702
Sorry, didn't clarify. It was a dog

>>723423865
made me wanna drink..mainly hours after taking. Probably from the depression coming back after wearing off or maybe from the anxiety it caused

>>723423284
How old were the guys?

>>723424654
Y'know, it's going to be difficult for me to type with one hand, anon.

>>723424953

they varied. as a general rule, 40-60, sometimes younger, sometimes older.

>>723425018

i like to hold a guys hands down while i dominate him so don't worry about it kiddo.

>>723424084
doesn't work anon

If a 13 year old girl sends a video of her masturbating to her 14 year old boyfriend, and then he shows it to his friends, and one of them uploads it to the internet, and someone over the age of 18 who has never had interest in acting out his attraction for younger girls in real life downloads it and has it on their computer, doesn't distribute or upload it anywhere else, it just sits there for him to look at occasionally. Why is this illegal? The girl did this of her own free will, she was not coerced or blackmailed or any of that.

>>723424638
Well, I'm glad you got out of it and you're feeling better about your life.

>that makes one of us, anyhow.

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>>723425111
trips don't lie, women are whores even at 13

>>723425039
why 40-60? just wondering. did they take care of you? money/gifts sort of thing.

I piss on the rim and handle whenever I can, especially when I'm over at a friends.

>>723425111

because the entire idea of the age of consent is having a cut off date for when people should be mature enough to make such decisions.

13 year olds have their entire lives controlled by parents, from what they eat to who they see to what they do.

because the law says they arent mature enough to make those decisions. when given the option it tends to be pretty disastrous.

having a cut off date of 18, however arbitrary, makes it so that people all have the same amount of time to learn about life before making choices like this.

its still illegal because shes underage.

>>723421326
>>723421380
Fuck you guys now I'm wondering if it was the same old faggot

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i've irreversibly fucked everything up with my friends

no one cares or trusts me, life is boring

>>723422013
>>723422490
Get some paxil in your life

>>723425133

my life wasn't bad even when that was my life. but im glad i can proudly say im a successful business man and buy my own prostitutes if i so chose.

I wanna fap

>>723425071
W-what else do you like to do, anon?

>>723422314
constant rekt threads, wincest threads and politics shit all day on here will make anyone depressed

>>723425469
to what? depression?

>>723425255

>why 40-60?

thats usually the age of men who offer. the younger you are the easier it is to get laid, 40+ has it more difficult, especially if you like younger guys, and especially if you didn't age well. for many older men throwing down 150 bucks just to suck a young attractive mans dick is easier than talking to hundreds of twinks on grindr.

>did they take care of you? money / gifts sort of thing.

not really, it tended to be blow and go type situations. that sort of arrangement is popular up in san francisco i hear, but not so much down here. at most id usually get dinner.

i had received more long term offers with other benefits but those men tend to be extra disgusting and want things a bit more public, and want things more than just oral.

the benefit of doign what i did was id basically get paid for 20 minutes of my time, usually less, and i didn't have to worry about them trying to fuck me or them trying to get me to fuck them, or introducing me to people and having those people judge me.

it was just blow and go out of my room.

>>723425400

delaware?

>>723425427
Good for you, man.

*high five?*

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>>723420041
i sucked a dog cock once

>>723425568
I wanna fap to Brittney, Ebony, Bre and Beronica

>>723425396
one could also argue that 19 and 20 year old camwhores aren't old enough to realize that this will likely irreversibly fuck up their lives but no one stops them from doing that. anyways.

>>723422497
I got friends but just avoid them cause there not on my level...boring fucks that dont think like me and dont know what fun is.

>>723425480

if im feeling the'yre sub enough i like to smack em. not too hard, reallyj ust hard pats on the cheek. i love spitting on them, or into their mouth. all in all i like to treat cute boys like they're just sex toys. just play iwth their body. sometimes sweetly, sometimes aggressively.

ahd a cute 19 year old boy over last night, young enough and a late bloomer that he had those puffy nipples teens tend to get while still having a tight navel. played with those all fucking night, while fingering his ass. he was pretty good at jerking me off while i did it.

he had a tiny dick, it was actually cute, and woudl cum from just 2 minutes of being jerked off.

at first i was gentle but towards the end i was chewing on his nipples. hes into biting apparently, especially his lower lip.

gonna breed him next week

>>723425697
kill yourself

>>723425619
No I'm not one of the dudes who had his ass licked ffs

>>723422952
burnt out of what? life ? him or her what?

>>723425712

yes, you can argue that abotu anyone at any age, and all people are different and have distinctly different brain functions and power.

like i said, the point of an arbitrary cut off date is so that everyone has the same amount of time to experience life before making those decisions, not that everyone has the same amount of understanding.

>>723425846

you should try it anon. i can tongue fuck for days

the only thing i have left that still smells like my dead girlfriend are her used underwear :/

(she passed away 2nd of jan)

This thread got real gay real fucking quick

I know we call each other fags but God damn

>>723420041
i like feet

>>723424037
liberal faggot..obamas gone, Trump machine wont put up with your kind of gayness

>>723426045
this is 4chan now, you can tell the newfags by their level of homosexuality

I jerked it to horse on human porn on several occasions
Not furfag shit. Real horses getting pleasured.

>>723426045

/b/ is close to 50% gay. a recent survey said it was like 75% gay, but considering that gays would be more inclined to vote i imagine that it was a bit skewed.

but its not secret there's more gays here than anywhere else on the internet. thats why we have so many gay boards.

>>723426168

i like watching horses get sucked. usually its by gross dudes though. when i was a kid i saw a 12 year old sucking off a horse. that was hot. wish i could find it.

I'm dropping out of school to get a full-time job and an apartment. I'm not enthusiastic about my major anymore and I'm planning on taking the time to figure out what field I want to go into. Maybe I'll go back and get a degree once I figure that out. But for now I feel I'm just wasting my tuition. I haven't told my parents my plans yet. They're gonna be PISSED

>>723425806
And I just got a boner......Thanks anon.

That sounds really hot, tho if I were him I'd beg you to be aggressive. Bit my ear, my nipples, my shoulders...

>>723426045
really? no shit

>>723426429

oh he did. i barely held anything back.

i used to date a qt twink who was addicted to the pain, i would get so worked up just playing with his body for a half hour, just biting and nibbling and pinching and smacking. that ass was beautiful.

he was too perfect for me, i let him get away when i shoulda settled down.

i just like to slut around.

>>723426381

yeah, but have you ever had a guy lick your ass before?

>>723424756
sick fuck...cat would've been fine ;)

>>723426594
You're making me want to get a life and experience this, anon. How could you?

>>723425396
honestly any age would be arbitrary as another anon mentioned 19-20 year olds still not being able to make those decisions while ive seen pretty mature 13 year olds

honestly the age shouldnt determine the legality, but instead the credibility (like certain things cant be punished after 7 years or so on) an 18 year old camwhoring should e considered a slut, but a 13 year old camwhoring is maybe expirimental or maybe doesnt know exactly what shes gotten into and it shouldnt be held against her later in life

shit it happens with everything else, tell some 20-odd year old about something stupid as fuck they did and it just gets brushed off with "yeah but i was just a kid" you know how many kids eat shit curious of its taste? just just try things out.

also kids will get curious anyways and adults can get caught in compromising positions. Say some 12 year old finds daddy's porn and tells his friends at the park. All of a sudden the 8 year old starts playing with herself imitating the pictures. She then goes to her dad and drops her pants with her fingers in herself saying "daddy why does this feel weird" it doesnt matter what the circumstance hes in some serious shit

tl:dr this shit should be illegal, maybe just monitored

>>723426845

dont let your youth pass you by anon. im 24 and a huge slut. been single for 4 years. my biggest regret? not having even more crazy hot sex than i already have.

>>723426614
No. I guess I'll have more time for stuff like that when I'm not in any classes

When I finish this you'll know exactly how dumb you were

>>723426249
Yea man, I wish I could find some of the shit I used to get off to. It's a turn off when some dude tries to get involved though. I once saw this brave bitch take the horse cock inside her after sucking it, props to her but I bet Shen regretted it

>>723426889

>honestly any age would be arbitrary

well yes, thats literally what i said.

again the point IS to be arbitrary. there needs to be a randomly assigned cut off point because the legal system is already too bloated and busy. forcing people to apply for 'adultship' would just ruin this world.

just stop downloading CP.

>>723426964

you're always welcome to sit on my face

>>723420041
I'm addicted to porn

I masturbate when I am have anxiety -- which is very often. Sometimes many, many times inside of a few hours.

halp

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I've been fired from my job last week because of my political views and i still haven't told my family/friends.

>>723426926
You're right, I guess. Now, I just have to stop myself from frequenting 4chan and actually talk to people when I don't have any class.

I had a great thing going with a girl I really liked and I blew it. I was so focused on her that I ignored my shitty life for a bit. Now its all hitting me at once.

>>723427353
>the struggle is real

>>723427302
trump or obama fag?

>>723427302
Holy shit, I really fucking pity you dude

>>723427372

>i blew it

you probably didn't blow it anon. we like to blame ourselves for everything that happens except for the stuff we actually should hold our selves responsible for.

in your case, you probably were doomed at some point or another, al lrelationships are.

wahts important is to realize that the most important relationship you will ever have is with yourself. and hwen you let yourself dedicate your entire thought process to a girl, you aren't taking care of yourself.

you're tricking yourself into thikning you're happy by fantasizing about her basically.

>>723427058
i know thats what you said, but my point is that their should not be some cut off point and people shouldnt have to "apply for adulthood" why can all the things "adults" apply for just not have age restrictions and people can apply when they are READY and not have to wait for fucking years to say, get a job with machinery (so long as they can prove the aptitude and physical requirements) or drive or any other bullshit. Why does the government label randome ages with "ok they can do this at this age, this at this age, this at this age and this at this age" it would be much simpler if it were just "they can do any of these things when they are ready"

also no CP im too paranoid for that shit

I got a mentally crazed asian girl pregnant and now I want to kill myself.

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>>723425396

No. Pederasty should be legal. 13 year old boys should be donated to middleaged homos to fuck and poz.

>>723427466
Trump

>>723427302
what are your political views

I hear about this kind of shit, but I don't understand why anyone would talk about polarizing stuff like politics at work, its just asking for problems

Getting fired over it seems a little extreme though

>>723427082
not him but I want _you_ to sit on my face and force my to kiss it

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>>723427543

>>723425560
let's not forget, trap cuck/bbc and furfag threads

>>723427518

>im not saying they should have to apply for adulthood
>just that they should magically know when they're ready

because that would be chaos, you can't magically know, and to say that some sort of committee should decide would just be the same thing as applying for adulthood, but worse because you're suggesting it should be done one step at a time.

and yes, that is CP you downloaded

>>723427526
How the fuck did ya even get to bed with her without knowing?

>>723427571
Living in New Mexico is shit because like half the people here are illegals and the rest are liberals

>>723427543
god bless you my son. TRUMP will find you a better job, maybe even in his cabinet

I still love my ex that I dated 4 years ago and it kills me inside because we'll probably never get back together because she lives out of state

>>723427302
why would you argue about politics with coworkers

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>>723427613

i usually prefer to be the one eating out, but you can eat me out too.

>>723420041
I once responded to this thread at 11:00 PM

>>723427716
Thanks, Anon

>>723427735
oh god yes please

>>723420041
Try doing it 32 times and beat me to it.

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>>723427735
T-thats man ass, anon.

>>723427690
>>723427526
I was with her for 9 months, she only started to show her true colors around the 7 month mark.

Related

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>>723427850

thats MY ass anon

>>723427831

enjoy

>>723427772
Central time?

>>723427907
I want you to dominate me with it and push it into my face until I lick and kiss it

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>>723427907
B-but thats a dudes ass...

Cousin and I fooled around growing up, had sex once..
any one interested?

>>723427825
What exactly happened to get to that point..wear a trump hat to work ? or did you just tell all the libs to fuck off the day after the election?

>>723427887
What happened the last 2 months?

>>723428021
Better be a girl cousin!

>>723428021
Rest of story?

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>>723428042

I fucked over a user on a private tracker because he kept fucking posting shit every chance he got. Solo women only threads - white women with gargantuan dicked niggers pictures. Favorite porn actresses - if he found an actress that didn't do i.r, he would photoshop a huge nigger dick onto her photos. No matter what type of thread it was, if there was a chance to post a nigger with a cracker bitch, he would. Mods didn't care. i wasn't the only one to complain.

I suckered him into posting child porn. Motherfucker and his nigger dicks shit posting is gone. Good riddance you cuck faggot.

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>>723427986

>until

>>723428021
who hasnt fooled around with their cousin

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>>723427992

I'm starving myself and my stomach is eating itself

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>>723427934
yes
11:05 PM now

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>>723428129
Cool larp, bro.

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>>723428185
Gay!

>>723428048
She bugged my phone, She monitored my E-mails / Skype. She faked a scandal where her nudes got leaked to her family (She actually sent them). She ran away from home for 4~ days and left a suicide note, she was admitted to a mental institution 4 times, She leaked my Phone Number and Address to a homeless man. She threatened to stab me with a box cutter.

>>723427675
>im not saying they should have to apply for adulthood
>just that they should magically know when they're ready

i'll take strawmen for 600

did I at any point say they should just "magically know when they are ready" no i fucking said they should APPLY when they THINK they are ready.....you can pass the fucking drivers test your not fucking ready kiddo i dont care IF you're 15 and the 14 year old before you passed YOU DIDNT

fucking shit how hard is this to get, im literally talking about the SAME RULES, just without age restriction

as for things you dont apply to (like drinking/smoking/sex things) at best these things need to be better informed in schools and monitered by guardians

as for "technically not applied for" like operating machinery and working and stuff.....well you still have to apply for that job with heavy machinery, and if you can convince a company that you, at 12, can handle that forklift better than a 20 year old and be LESS of a liability, well more power to you and the company needs to be prepared if it hires you

>>723428296
Hey, it's the dubs guy from the house thread.

*salutes you*

>>723421543
Yeah he got laid.....

>>723428214
Cool. One hour ahead of you my man.

>>723428444

>im just saying you should apply for adulthood

that would still be disastorous. the system isnt broken. stop trying to fix it so you can get jailbait CP

>>723428362
Holy fuck dude. Are you in hiding now?

>>723428444
can't pass the drivers test*, missed one on my proof reading

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>>723428453
which anon were you?

>>723427372
same. Difference is after we broke up my career really took off, but I'm still miserable.

>>723428042
I told this one guy to fuck off a few days before I got fired because he tried to take my hat. I guess it was my fault but whats done is done

>>723428520
time travel is cheating

i frequent /mlp/
more than this board

>>723428600
I was. And then she posted to her facebook wall that she was pregnant to her hundreds of friends about 2 weeks ago. I thought she was full of shit because she's a compulsive liar and kept lying to me about even the smallest things all through-out the relationship. I just got back from the clinic with her and they confirmed the pregnancy. Now I'm stuck.

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes: What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom
And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know,
Why don't you get me a Pepsi
And she goes: No you're on drugs!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking
She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

I'm not crazy!!!
You're the one who's crazy!!!
You're driving me crazy!!!
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself

>>723428677
The "feck the system" guy

>>723420041
5 is my record

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>>723428704
Lmao loser

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>>723428840
cool
*salutes back*

>>723428588
>gives detailed point

>retorts with strawman, then refutes strawman

>calls out strawman, re-iterates point, adds details/examples

>gives similar strawman (most just restated same strawman)

also stating something "isnt broken. stop trying to fix it" is like saying if it isnt broken dont improve it

and with that I'm done, you stopped contributing to this conversation with anything more than jibberish and ad-homs (basically accusing me of pedophilia)

have a good night and go fuck yourself

>>723428785
Damn.

This is going to have consequences on your life and all, but if you can, get out and take the child with you bro. No way would I leave my sperm creation with a sicko.

On a second note, she might get it aborted if she's crazy enough, right?

>>723429143

my valid arguments were in my first post. its not my fault your follow up consists of
>THATS NOT WHAT I SAID
>(PROCEEDS TO SAY IT AGAIN WITH DIFFERENT WORDS)

go fap to 13 year olds.

>>723429134
Thanks mah bro

>>723429119
That's what I get for taking a job in this shit hole

>>723429193
Well, I'm actually rooting for the abortion, however - Her mindset is "I want to keep the baby because if I abort it I feel like I'll have nothing to live for and no one to say I love you to."

>>723429302
have this as a gift:
https://youtu.be/bthDNF5EcgA

>>723427486
thanks for this man

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Alright... alright fine.... I fucking love women in yoga pants. I fucking love it. Yoga pants were God's gift to humanity.

>>723428784
Kys seriously fuck you and that pony gay shit

>>723429606

thanks not necessary, i really meant it. it bugs me when i see guys beating htemselves up saying 'i blew it' especially with women tehy never stood a chance with.

and even in relationships its like i said: they all end. you arent like the only person getting broken up with. whe na relationship ends stop thinking about how if you suffered you could have fixed it. it was just at its end.

time for something new.

>>723429484
This is pure holiness, my dude.

*bows to you*

>>723429667
there's a smoking hot 23 year old married woman at my work with a great ass who wears yoga pants all the fucking time. trying so hard not to stare. y u do dis.

When I was 13 the cafeteria Lady at my school (she was the 37) use to let me play with her tits and she would suck me off. One time I lied to my parents and that I was staying over at a friend and with the help of that friend (a guy from school) I slept over night at her house. We had sex about twice that night and again in the morning. I was involved with her for about 3 years while and attending that school. She used to give me anything I wanted. Oh t was pretty awesome.

>>723429425
I figured. That's what most Asian girls are like.

You might as well just take the kid and run, I guess. Get her framed for some crazy shit and convince people to be on your side perhaps.

>>723429833
How big were her tits?

>>723429733
oh okay
have a good day then

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>>723429801
I recently found a bunch of youtube channels that are just dedicated to girls with anime girl voices reading stuff like this
I forgot what any of their names were and I didn't subscribe, because I didn't want anyone to find out about the kind of stuff I watch

>>723430088
They were not huge but she had a fairly nice rak

>>723430147
kinda sounds like nyanners https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA

>>723430230
Nice.

2 nights before my wedding my neighborhood crush called me up and told me she loves me and begged me not to get married , I went and met her and we spent the night fucking then she showed up at my wedding like nothing happened .

>>723430147
Okay.
Yeah that makes sense

>>723430100
You too man have good fcking day and remember hang yourself ponyfag

>>723429980
I'm only 21 and still with my parents, I don't know how I can raise a kid as a single parent. My entire world feels like it's been flipped upside down.

>>723429227
ok fuck it im bored i can humor you some more.....

first of all re-iterating a point is the only real way to combat a strawman so of course i just said it again in different words, hoping to get my point across (which, with your brand of autism, was a vain hope)

also you seem to be linking the desire to rid age of consent with pedophilia by assuming that, since i would abolish it, i am a pedophile. This is completely ungrounded and baseless as you know nothing of me or my history. I have seen both side of the systems abuse. I have a friend who was sent to jail after being accused of sex with a minor, hes spent a long time fighting it. Eventually through private aid he found evidence of his innocence, but along side it would have to be conversations he had with another minor. He was informed that, though there was not talk of sexual relations, no nudity, nothing sexual of any kind communicated, the fact that she was underaged would net hime 2 charged and 20-40 years imprisonment. he had to make a plea bargain for a crime he was not guilty of because of age laws

I also grew up with a cunt of a mother who used my little sister as a threat sometimes (4 different people i believe) she would accuse people of raping her when she didnt like them (even the friend mentioned was subject to this once, she even stole his phone and texted "confessions" to raping her to all his friend, whom he then lost his friends

just because i see the faults doesnt make me a pedophile

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I miss her. I miss her like fire. She won't talk to me or see me. I love her. She is now and will forever be the love of my life.

>>723430421
Plot twist - She's using you to get to your wife

I eat pussy for breakfast.....every morning...

>>723429667
Ugh, fuck, I'm sorry anon I can stand some of the nasty shit in this thread but wow you're some special new kind of fucked in the head

>>723430554

>im bored so im going to repeat myself even though im blatantly wrong

knock yourself out anon! labeling arguments doesn't invalidate them btw.

>>723430480
If your parents are very supportive than that'll help a lot. My older sis had gotten herself pregnant at 16 and our mom was very helpful and caring towards her and my nephew.

Also if you somehow take custody then she'll have to pay child support, not you.

>>723430570
No def not me and her were always in love with one another but the timing was never right , she's also married now .

>>723430878
Hey man you faggotry is showing this is fcking glorious you gaytard

>>723430562
That's pretty gay, anon.

>>723430884
You are completely right, it doesnt invalidate them....it does however question their validity and you refuse to defend your strawmen arguments.

way to abuse the fallacy fallacy dipshit

>>723431366
Plot twist - You and your relationships keep ruining my fucking oscar award winning movie. Why, anon, why?

>>723430884
also forgot to mention that ive realized you arent even reading my post as i didnt even repeat myself, i ectually went into a completely different topic to address something you said that you completely ignored

at this point i dont even care that your trolling im just wasting time till my noodles are done

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>>723430370
that is based.
as thanks I'll give you the sauce to image I use:
http://hentai2read.com/limit_break/1

>>723431613
Yes being in love with a woman makes you gay.
You stupid twat.

>>723431113
I absolutely hate myself for this but I pray she miscarriages. The abortion alone is a hefty price tag because she's fairly late. She's been bleeding and cramping up lately which is sometimes an indicator of miscarriage.

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>>723420041
I ruined my dream marriage with my dream girl because i got caught posting her videos on tumblr.

>>723432275
She just might. Also, if you can go incognito and look up ways to get a miscarriage.

http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/How-to-Cause-a-Miscarriage.html

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>>723420041
I'm actually kinda scared. I built a pic related with a lot of modifications. It has a mini supercomputer mind, VM, solid AI, and an incredible battery life. My masterpiece.

But, it seems too smart and yet stupid enough to be dangerous.

What have I done?

I'm too much of a pussy to ask the girl of my dreams out

>>723431753
Ha ha sorry bro

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>>723433034
Turn it into a cute anime girl so that when it tries to take over humanity it won't be as scary.
also add a vagina so you can fuck it

>>723433034
Make a program or something that you can just tap a enter in a password to turn back on

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>>723433444
chek'd

>>723433663
I'm not completely stupid. It has a kill switch on its back.

>>723433831
still, theres always a way the robot manages to block it

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>>723433831
>on it's back
from a scale of 1-10 how much of a retard are you?

>>723431635

>its a fallacy fallacy

lol. my first post still stands unrefuted.

sorry bruh

>>723431784

well yeah i stopped reading after the third time you repeated yourself.

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Girl friend admits that she was molested by her step father and grandfather. relationship turns to shit. we break up i decide to punish her so i make it known why shes so fucked up. by outing her pedophile grandfather and stepfather. her stepfather ends up coming unhinged when he finds out hes outed goes on a bender causes multible accidents driving home steals car after his is out of working order. once he gets home the police show up at his door. he call my ex on the phone tells her he never loved her and walks out of his door while ont he phone with her holding a gun the cops kill him on his front porch while shes on the phone crying.... i bet shes even crazier in bed now!!! your welcome to anyone that gets to find out.

I'm going to abandon my apartment and run up all my credit cards and just never pay them back because I’m stuck here only because of money and wanting to protect my credit rating, which is stupid and frustrating. Brilliant plan, huh? I want to go back home and just take my chances. I don’t make much money but have 10K in available credit and can easily get more for now.

I’ll put a nice topper on my truck on a credit card and load as much stuff as I can in it and leave my bed and other big stuff behind and just leave one day and not tell my mean landlords. Then I’ll put all my fuel and food and hotels along the way on credit cards also and eventually make it to my brothers house 1700 miles away. Then I’ll deactivate my phone and deactivate my e-mail address and never leave a forwarding address at all. I can also buy gold coins on credit before I leave and cash them in later to declare bankruptcy right when I get sued by everyone. Nothing can possibly go wrong! :derp!:

>>723420041
My dick is only 3 inches flaccid and 5 hard, should i kms?

>>723425687
story?

>>723420769
Damn nig, most I could ever get was like 5 or 6 before it just got so tiresome it wasn't enjoyable.

>>723432592
Thank you for this.

As great as Democracy is, I'm not sure we should let it be the agent of our destruction. I doubt there's a gun fanatic in the world who loves guns enough to have his legs shot off, even with the greatest gun in the world. And U.S. democracy is far from the greatest. Thanks to Gerrymandering, voter purging and electoral college nonsense we have a president who thinks we need more nuclear weapons, more greenhouse gas, more coal ash in our water, a greater concentration of wealth, and a dangerous nationalism last seen on trial in Nuremberg. Democracy did not bring us here. It would be foolish to rely on it to deliver us.

>>723434748
no actually i gave valid arguments to your first post, wich you tried to defend once, ant failing that resorted to strawmen, ad hom attacks, and just plain belligerence

tl:dr sorry, but i think you may actually be autistic

When I was young, I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog. To this day they think somebody broke into their yard.

>>723436888
Nice

I emailed a Japanese girl for some insight on there culture and it went as far as actually exchanging physical mail addresses. But after that I haven't gotten an email back from her since. just so we are clear, she gave me her address first.

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Wife last night surprised me putting her new toy in my ass.