Hey /b/, I'm broke as fuck and need ideas for a good homemade

>>723416041
a cat

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one FaggotBlaster should do.

>>723416041
two sponges in a red solo cup...enjoy.

>>723416159
Don't think my cat would appreciate that

>>723416041
Hamster wrapped in duct tape so it doesn't disintegrate.

>>723416257
This. Look up a fifi.

>>723416159
This

>>723416250
this

>>723416041
If you've got a heating pad, roll it up around a small garbage bag and put a rubber band around the part that sticks out. Rub some lotion or lube on the inside and put it at the lowest heat setting. This setup's kept me warm through some desperate times.

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>>723416041
well, this is how you start

>>723416041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4BTrvdoH5g

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>>723416041
this is step 2

>>723416707
please stop

>>723416843
No

>>723416644
add lube. add lube. add lube. add lube.

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>>723416041
pic related. IS that a turd inside a banana.

>>723416707
Keep going

>>723416707
dont stop

>>723416707
What's step three, I need to know

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>>723416041
Tape the bottom of the toilet paper roll/cardboard well so that it is completely covered.

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>>723416041
Insert the battery, wired end first, into the toilet paper roll.

>>723417064
No thats a vagina duh

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Same next one

>>723417535
How can you be sure?

>>723416041
Your hands

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>>723417518
>>723417655

>>723416257
Add a latex glove between the two sponges, fold the end out over the rim, add some lube and voila, you'll never leave the house again

>>723417655
You know the different between a flashlight and a fleshlight, right?

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Tape the bulb to the top of the battery.

>>723417916
No why

>>723416264
how do you know, kinda rude to assume the cats feelings in the mattter

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Light up

Cut a hole into a microwaved melon or grapefruit. I haven't tried it, but I've heard it works.

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>>723418097

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>>723416041
ive done this and it's fucking amazing.

fill water balloon but not to the point it would burst
tie the end
lube it with lotion
wrap it around weenie
get on the floor

>>723416041
GIVE US THE TITS FAGGOT

>>723418269
there is no light coming out..............

>>723418026
aaaahmm just asking

>>723418269
this makes mustard gas

>>723418276
>2017
>Not concluding with "Everybody walk the dinosaur."
>Shameful.

olive oil
plastic sandwich bag
wrap in towel

>>723418557
Holy fuck get off this website.

>>723418552
it's actually nervegas.

>>723416041
find some bubble wrap some baby oil or lotion...roll it up and jamb it between the sofa cushions. Works for me

>>723418269
thats a fucking science project,,,,fuck all that who has corn starch these days anyway?

>>723419106
you can get a box of cornstarch at walmart for like 2 bucks tho

>>723416041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4BTrvdoH5g&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-4BTrvdoH5g&has_verified=1

>>723419478
when you feel like jerkin off, do you wanna run out to walmart? I think not