Welp. I'm fucked. Fucked my schooling, my career and possibly

>>723414917
If you are a nagger, you were fucked from the git go

>>723414917
What you should do next is get her pregnant, than get married. The system will be more lenient if you're actively taking responsibility for your crimes.

>>723414917
Pics or it didn't happen.

This conceit applies to YOU and your situation as well, mind.

>>723415107
I'm not, neither is she

>>723415643
there's no way im knocking up an 11th grader

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>>723414917
Kill her and hide the body.

It's the only way

That's one beautiful knife.

>>723415844
sooooo all it comes down to this:
she says something
or she doesn't

also, she has to prove it.

>>723414917
OP it sounds to me like you were raped by this girl, you should press charges.

kill her,no victim no crime

>>723414917
If this is true, you're not smart enough to teach. Time for dat Uber sticker.

Atleast you got head :c

>>723415643
This. Get her pregnant. Bitches love getting pregnant.

Did she swallow?

>>723414917
She will most likely tell a friend and that friend will tell a friend and so on....you better head to Canada while you have a head start

>>723414917
Lawfag here. I can go into detail but I figure tl;dr is more valuable.

70% chance if charged, you will be convicted. That is of course if she's willing to testify let alone telling her parents, and her parents calling the police.

OP do you like McDonalds?

I sure hope so, since you'll be spending the rest of your career there.

>>723416302
Bullshit. If he left no evidence, there is no case, and all he has to do is avoid getting scared into taking a plea bargain.

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Give her a D
make a winking grin face out of it ;D and a note that says Good Effort!

There is no proof of anything OP. Feel confident in that.

>>723416303
Not necessarily. Most of the cons on work release here are at taco bell.

Do NOT speak to the police.
If ANY member of law enforcement talks to you say nothing but you want to talk to your lawyer.
You can get through this. People who apply the above technique have got away with intoxicated vehicular manslaughter before.

>>723416453
And that's why I would opt for a bench trial
I don't know OPs specific circumstances but there's already enough to reach a conviction assuming the DA does its job.

>>723414917
>This is it right?

Only if she reports it.

Don't piss her off. Or reject her. Etc. etc. etc.

>>723416453
The system is fucked up anyways the girl usually has the higher end of the deal, unless you say your gay and have proof of fucking a guy, then you got a chance

>>723417221
he's on /b/ so he presumably has a fuck ton of trap porn on his pc already

>>723416731
>there's already enough to reach a conviction
Please, do tell what legally-applicable evidence you have gleaned from this thread other than its existence, which is probably a "complete work of fiction and falsehood" anyway.

>>723417531
Well OP better start stacking up his trap porn

>>723417611
That it's a woman and she has more rights in court

>>723418241
That sounds like "legally-applicable evidence" to me!

You're just another scaremonger reinforcing the broken system.

she gave you head...u didnt do anything to her. Your golden

>>723417611
Eyewitness testimony - victim
Eyewitness testimony - saw them together at gym, saw them leaving in his car
Confession: Him posting on the internet

Even if he doesn't get nailed, it shows questionable judgement and he can lose his certificate.

Also this is total bullshit because this is 4chan.

>>723418574
>Confession: Him posting on the internet
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Plausible deniability is the only defense he needs at this juncture. Eyewitness testimony does not decide jury trials. If he left nut up in her butt, then yeah, you might have a point.

>>723414917
a girl fucked a teacher at my hs. she never said anything to this day. youre good anon. dont do it again

>>723418792
>eyewitness testimony does not decide jury trials
>eyewitness testimony does not decide jury trials
>eyewitness testimony does not decide jury trials

oh thank you anon I really needed a good belly laugh today

oh that's funny

>>723419029
Feel free to cite cases where eyewitness testimony was the deciding factor. Just one.

>>723419029
>jury trials
OP could always waive his right to a jury and have a bench trial. Judges are less easily swayed by eyewitnesses.

>>723419304
http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/files/pdf/StudyCWC2001A.pdf

I win you are retarded

Don't bother hammering out a bunch of horseshit about how "muh meant deciding blah blah" I'm not going to read it

>>723419672
I recant. I also become infuriated.

>>723414917
Flee the country, because the justice system has nothing to do with justice anymore.